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Primal Chords (323/463) Season 7 Episode 1: Dead Meat Walking

Episode Order: 1/47 Air Date: October 28, 2010

Synopsis: When Pangea was a supercontinent and the meteorite was still a looming bad omen, they lived in a secluded archipelago far beyond the world's oceans, the Prismatic Maw. An exotic, strange, and dangerous island with a mysterious history and temporal anomalies! *Time begins to distort* Let's see how brutal the wildlife is... Shall we? *Rainfall* 15 Years ago, a bunch of little adorable dinosaurs were cooking bugs by a fireplace at night when they told spooky stories of the feared Alfred, who was said to slaughter any creature that dares cross his path ruthlessly. The dinos get scared at the cracking branches and wind howling until out of nowhere, there was Alfred with a sadistic grin before he started chasing them down like prey. The usual day in the Prismatic Maw. Each camper was dispatched in gruesome ways until only one was left inside a cave, left alive until a mysterious cave dweller finished the job. *WASTED, Try better at life next time.* Alfred's dominance remains unchallenged until a particular son steps out of irrelevance.

Primal Chords (324/463) Season 7 Episode 2: Odd Couple Genesis

Episode Order: 2/47 Air Date: November 4, 2010

Synopsis: In the Past-Present, Rex wakes up from his small cave after a minor nightmare, where he goes hunting after a baby Brontosaurus, whose neck was sliced by a dozen Velociraptors. Rex nearly lunges at the child until they hear a distraction. A large mechanical robot roams from the sky, spewing toxic smog throughout the meadow. Rex notices his prey is gone and starts running as the robot attempts to kill Rex in a chase sequence. *The chase scene is reminiscent of Jurassic Park* Rex dodges falling trees, waterfalls, and the robot's laser gun before he rushes inside an extensive cave system where he stumbles into Trixie's Grove after a fall from fifty feet in the air. Trixie panics at the intruder, proclaiming she knows nothing about the robots despite the conspiracy board in the background. Trixie's wind chimes attract the machine into the cave, where Trixie uses the crystals to hypnotize the robot and self-destructs from a wind chime that disrupts its circuits. Trixie and Rex flee after the cave collapses, destroying Trixie's home. Trixie is left devastated and angry, blaming Rex until he demands that he join her on the journey to repay her for the damages he did! Rex embarrassingly admits it was his fault, and he feared the robot. Trixie sighs and lets him come along as the duo ventures into the wilderness!

Primal Chords (325/463) Season 7 Episode 3: Cave Rave Massacre

Episode Order: 3/47 Air Date: November 11, 2010

Synopsis: Trixie informs Rex that the goal is to go to each biome, and they're miles apart. She finds the polluter there and defeats it, as she suspects it may be the cause of the distorted songs driving everyone insane! Trixie gives Rex headphones before they roam the plains, where a pack of Velociraptors are seen eating the Brontosaur baby from earlier. Then, they snarl at Rex, who isn't happy to see the ones who slaughtered his adoptive family. Trixie distracts the raptors with her hypnotic music, allowing Rex to pounce on the alpha and brutally murder it. Still, when another raptor begins to fling Rex all over the place, Trixie is cornered by the remaining raptors. Trixie is left helpless as the raptor is about to bite her head off until an earthquake scares the raptors away. Trixie and Rex fall into the ground, and the scene cuts to a large polluter erupting from the ground, its eyes scanning the area before walking into the horizon. Trixie and Rex chase after it while Rex realizes this journey is perfect, it'll give him an excuse to find his father and prove himself to him, unaware of Trixie's actual plans.

Primal Chords (326/463) Season 7 Episode 4: Prey and Play

Episode Order: 4/47 Air Date: November 18, 2010

Synopsis: The duo continues to roam the meadows, and they reach a small pond surrounded by a small train. Rex investigates the train, noticing tasty prey inside it, until Trixie covers his mouth. There were a bunch of pterodactyls munching on eggs, and the two had to be as silent as a whisper. But, a loud noise from the sky scares the Pterodactyls away, leaving the eggs unattended, and Rex takes the chance to devour one. The egg hatches right before his eyes... Too bad the baby gets brutally mauled as Trixie is interrupted as she notices baby dinos behind her! Trixie smugly plays along, hiding Rex's bloodthirsty baby-murdering tendencies from the babies. Trixie and Rex play with the children who are lost from their parents. Rex suggests eating them also, but Trixie yells at Rex not to get the Mama involved, or she'll kill him. Rex scoffs, he's a tyrannosaurus rex for crying out loud! Rex attempts to eat the babies until a Mama Stegosaurus appears, stomping its ground. Trixie and Rex panic as the babies start to run back to Mama. Rex and Trixie are chased into a cliffside and fall down a large waterfall, where the duo are about to fall off a small ledge. The duo scream in terror, before Rex clings onto a log, holding Trixie by her foot. Suddenly, a large plesiosaurus emerges from the water, nearly snapping its jaws at the two. The creature misses and ends up dying, leaving the two unscathed. Trixie slaps Rex for being irresponsible while Rex enjoyed the hunt, though he has a lot to learn.

Primal Chords (327/463) Season 7 Episode 5: Thanks-killing (Thanksgiving Special)

Episode Order: 5/47 Air Date: November 25, 2010

Synopsis: On their next step to destroying the Plains Polluter, they find a creepy sentient pumpkin garden with the words "Happy Thanksgiving" carved on it. As the duo slowly sneaks around, a musical chord awakens a few pumpkins! Rex claims there is no such thing as pumpkins and that they'll be okay until suddenly, a large Pumpkin Golem erupts from the ground, nearly crushing the duo. Trixie claims they intruded on a mistake while Rex wags his tail, taunting the creature. The Pumpkin Golem summons multiple minions to attack the duo, where Trixie uses her wind chimes to hypnotize the golems. Rex rips the pumpkins to shreds with his teeth, but the Pumpkin Golem grows larger after absorbing its minions. Just then, a looming scarecrow watches from above and interrupts the fight. This scarecrow laughs maniacally before revealing himself as Scary. He is here to reap the duo's souls for daring to enter their garden! He remembered when there was a lamb who loved him very much, but those days were gone. The prison changed Scary into a monster! Rex and Trixie prepare for a fight until Scary is turned to squash by the Golem, who has a change of heart! He lets Rex and Trixie go, and the duo watch as the pumpkins begin to glitch, causing the land to vibrate before disappearing. Trixie hyperventilates at the thought of the island being simulated.

Primal Chords (328/463) Season 7 Episode 6: Blood Trail Blues

Episode Order: 6/47 Air Date: December 2, 2010

Synopsis: Rex and Trixie roam through a large valley, and Trixie argues with Rex that her conspiracies were right, and now she doesn't look so insane! Rex recalls the strange glitches, the pumpkin incident, and the fact that Trixie just so happened to have a mask that countered the effects of the song, making Rex suspicious of her. The two are interrupted by Rex's old nemesis, a pack of Velociraptors, who have become stronger since their last encounter. Keon pumps his fist before belittling the little T-Rex for joining the crazy one, while Trixie defends herself, saying that she happened to see things. The raptors laugh at the two, but they are interrupted by a mechanical velociraptor with many robot parts attached to it. It kills one of the velociraptors, scaring Keon. Trixie and Rex help the raptors fend off the killer, where they learn that this was the Polluter's doing. Trixie uses her chimes to hypnotize the robot, but it blasts a loud siren. It causes Trixie to get knocked out, now it's time for Rex to put his skills to the test. Rex charges at the robot's energy tails, dodging its laser cannons, and ripping the circuits, but when the robot has its lasers aimed at Rex. Keon arrives at the scene, delivering a swift bite to the robot's throat, causing the robot to explode. "No one gets to kill my pathetic tool besides me!" Rex quickly scrambles for an escape, but accidentally leaves Trixie behind, and her being kidnapped! Oh shit...

Primal Chords (329/463) Season 7 Episode 7: Pack Mentality Gone Wrong

Episode Order: 7/47 Air Date: December 9, 2010

Synopsis: Trixie finds herself chained on a nest, about to be interrogated by the raptors, who demand to know about the paradoxes or her crystals get smashed! Trixie realizes her predators outmatch her, and her pacifistic ways won't help her here. She reluctantly joins on the ritual, waiting for Rex to save her. Meanwhile, Rex runs through a stampede of sauropods as he attempts to reach the raptor's camp. But when one of the Sauropods looks heavily scarred by Alfred's familiar mark, Rex follows it, wanting clues about where his father is. The sauropod leads Rex into a large cave, where the dead bodies of other dinosaurs are found. Rex finds a clue, the alpha's skull, but is ambushed by an Allosaurus, who knocks Rex off a cliff. The two begin to fight as the Allosaurus snarls at Rex, claiming he'll be the one to kill him. Rex is slammed against a boulder before getting a large gash to the chest. Yet, Rex keeps fighting, grabbing a nearby stick to fend off the dinosaur, but the Allosaurus breaks it in half and prepares to finish Rex off. Suddenly, Keon and his gang awaken Trixie's forbidden song, causing everyone to go berserk, including Rex, who tries to fight off the instincts. The Allosaurus is confused, and then is ripped to shreds by the sauropod, leaving the corpse of its body being eaten by an angry Rex! Then, Keon throws an unconscious Trixie at Rex. Deciding the games are done... Keon demands a rematch, where whoever wins gets to keep Trixie.

Primal Chords (330/463) Season 7 Episode 8: Plains of Pain

Episode Order: 8/47 Air Date: December 16, 2010

Synopsis: Keon and his raptors begin to circle Rex, who is trying to wake up Trixie, but to no avail. Rex tries to reason with his bully, asking why all this hatred for him. Keon admits he's jealous of the T-Rex because he wants to be on top of the food chain, but raptors are too small to do so. So he decides that killing Rex will prove his superiority. Rex argues that the two are more similar than they realize, and both aim to fight off the Polluters! Just as Keon tells his gang to dispatch Rex's limbs, the Polluter's smog fills the area. It's here and is about to destroy the biome! The raptors refuse to scatter, and Keon demands that Rex kill Trixie because she's causing this. But instead, the entire group is caught by a Polluter's glare. The polluter scans the dinosaurs, before it reveals multiple arms full of spikes. The sharp teeth of the polluter begin to gnaw on the raptors, and it prepares to slice Rex. Keon decides to go for the self-sacrifice and throws himself at the polluter. Rex notices Trixie's wind chimes and immediately snatches them to play music, but due to his lack of skill, he ends up playing a horrible sound that causes the Polluter to screech and bash its head against the ground! That's it! Rex plays the chimes horribly, and the Polluter's circuits fry, causing the machine to explode. The smog begins to clear, and the meadow returns to normal. The raptors are left injured, and Keon is on the ground, dead like yesterday's vomit. Rex mourns the loss of his bully and then carries Trixie's body elsewhere!

Primal Chords (331/463) Season 7 Episode 9: Jingle Hell (Christmas Special)

Episode Order: 9/47 Air Date: December 23, 2010

Synopsis: Prismatic Maw doesn't exactly know what Christmas is, but when Trixie warns Rex of a horrid tune playing whenever it snows, a cursed Christmas Song known as "Jingle Bells" begins playing, much to the moans and whines of the dinosaurs. This shit plays for a month straight and the entire island is suffering. Rex gets tired of hearing the song on repeat, so he decides to find the source of the noise with Trixie. They find a large mountain, where a large jukebox is found. The two are about to break the jukebox, but are interrupted by a large roar of a Yeti known as Frosty, hissing and flexing as he tries to chase down the duo in a large snowball. Trixie and Rex are chased through an obstacle course of ice spikes until they end up in Frosty's cave, where a large army of Yetis are found! Frosty claims to be the ruler of the... um, Frosty starts scratching his head as he realizes this looks nothing like the North Pole and begins screaming like a banshee, demanding Where am I?! Trixie and Rex stare at each other before playing with the Yeti's Game under one condition. Stop the lousy song. Frosty agrees. The two play a game of hockey! The duo begin to score goal after goal, using the puck as a projectile to damage the Golems, but when Frosty cries "NO FAIR! ME WANT FAIRNESS!", he then reveals that he has body pillows of his favorite sheep waifu! When Rex starts realizing this fucker is stalling time, he quickly reveals his limits! Rex isn't some overly optimistic dinosaur. He has limits! Frosty gets brutally mauled and Trixie tells the exit, where she congratulates the destruction of the jukebox!

Primal Chords (332/463) Season 7 Episode 10: Frozen in Time (New Year's Special)

Episode Order: 10/47 Air Date: December 30, 2010

Synopsis: Rex and Trixie are ready to blow some fireworks after a long year of hunting, and look, a comet is passing by the archipelago. The two decide to make a wish, with Rex wishing to find his father while Trixie rants about wanting to find the source of her madness and the ever-ringing tinnitus in her mind as her eye twitches. Just then, the frozen lake they were standing on began to crack, showing a large Loch Ness Monster with sharp teeth about to eat them. The duo starts running for their lives, but when Rex is interrupted by a beautiful ice crystal that happens to say the numbers, "2011". Rex takes an ice shard and rams it up the Ness' throat, causing it to choke as creepy robotic spiders crawl out of its body! Trixie and Rex realize the Polluters have gotten to the lake, and they must destroy the source of the infestation. The two wield their sudden fire swords from the glitchy inventory and charge at the polluter's core, where everything begins to corrupt as the countdown reaches 10 seconds! The Spiders laugh as the planet starts to vibrate as the lake bursts into the air, causing a tsunami and washing Rex and Trixie elsewhere, but at the cost of the spiders malfunctioning! HAPPY 2011!

Primal Chords (333/463) Season 7 Episode 11: Swamp Ass Syndrome

Episode Order: 11/47 Air Date: January 6, 2011

Synopsis: Rex runs with an unconscious Trixie in his hands to a murky swamp, with fog and trees being seen everywhere. With Rex looking for herbs to heal Trixie's injuries, he finds a strange Green Creature, a frog hybrid, swimming across the littered waters. The creature notices Rex and disappears, leaving the t-rex to find a small herb. When he tries to eat it, a large snake erupts from the bushes and tries to inject venom into Rex's neck, but then someone saves him. A Drug-Addicted Dilophosaurus named Zen, who apparently lived by the Rivers of the Swamp since forever, introduces himself as a Spiritual Guide before deciding it's time for his drug break, even when Rex is demanding that Zen help his fallen friend. This leaves Rex slashing an endless wave battle of mud beasts that keep spawning like zombies, until Zen eventually comes back asking if Rex wants some drugs too, until he remembers Rex's injured friend. The duo takes Trixie to a nearby camp, where Trixie is healed back to health, groaning about the pain in her head before lashing at the sudden intrusion of Zen, wondering why Rex decided to bring a stranger along, especially a Dilophosaurus, a predator of all things! Rex giggled, saying he's good at philosophy or whatever that means, and it may help- Trixie immediately points towards the Greenling, its croaks echoing across the swamp until it vanishes! Trixie quickly chases after that with Rex following behind and Zen asking if they want some weed, brah, before chasing after them!

Primal Chords (334/463) Season 7 Episode 12: 420 Blaze It

Episode Order: 12/47 Air Date: January 13, 2011

Synopsis: Rex and Trixie are evading the disgusting littered waters as the fog grows thicker with every step closer to the Greenling. Trixie believes the Greenling is a mythical entity she read about in a cave painting. Still, Rex is skeptical of the Greenling's existence, especially when the frogs are everywhere! Suddenly, something is watching them, a Mud Man of sorts awakens from the lily pads, and crawls into the murky depths, leaving the duo suspicious of a sudden apparent intruder. Trixie demands that he show his face before the Mud Man shows himself before their eyes. He talks, has superpowers, and claims he's here to hunt something down! *laughs like an idiot* Trixie suspects something is off with him. Still, Rex goes along, thinking the Mud Man is some environmental hero, and Zen is just chilling on his chair as weed piles around him, getting high off his drugs. Will this creepy Mud Man be a friend or foe?

Primal Chords (335/463) Season 7 Episode 13: Frog Fucking Nightmare

Episode Order: 13/47 Air Date: January 20, 2011

Synopsis: Mud Man leads Rex and Trixie towards a small mudhole where he says a monster lurks. Rex and Trixie look down to see nothing, and then the Mud Man pushes Rex for a mud bath, even if it agitates Trixie a bit! But when the Mud Man raises his gun to aim for the Greenling that's roaming about the swamp, Trixie and Rex notice this and they quickly try to save the creature after Trixie scolds Rex that the Colorlings aren't evil! They're balancers, and the Mud Man is insane. The two begin to run away from the Mud Man, who is revealed to have an extensive collection of dead animals and has been hungry for days. So, a serial killer is chasing them through the swamp while the Greenling is peering its eyes out of the water, before disappearing. Trixie and Rex find themselves at a corner where the Mud Man laughs before aiming the gun at them, thinking they must be the Greenling, but then.... *Slash* The Mud Man falls to the mud, with blood pouring from his neck as he cries out in pain, a large frog creature stands over the dead man, it's the Greenling! Trixie quickly takes a picture before squealing, while Rex is relieved. The Greenling disappears into the fog, leaving the duo to dust themselves back up as Zen asks from afar if they still want drugs.

Primal Chords (336/463) Season 7 Episode 14: Mud Wrestling To The Death

Episode Order: 14/47 Air Date: January 27, 2011

Synopsis: Rex and the gang return to Zen's camp to rest after the long chase and the fight with the Mud Man. Rex asks Trixie what she knows about the Greenlings, and she explains to him and Zen that they are mythical creatures who keep balance in the entire archipelago. The strange music being played is a message of help from the Colorlings. Sure, it gets to ya, but if one of them dies, the balance becomes disrupted by a single tone. Zen recalls that when he was younger, he heard a strange tune while swimming in a nearby river, which was the start of his psychedelic journey. He's been hearing the same song ever since. Zen goes off on another spiritual theory as Rex and Trixie decide to play a small game of mudball. In the meantime, the POV changes to the Greenling swimming towards a large tower in the swamp, where the Swamp Polluter is found! It seems like this creature is plotting something.

Primal Chords (337/463) Season 7 Episode 15: High Times in Low Places

Episode Order: 15/47 Air Date: February 3, 2011

Synopsis: After one of Zen's psychedelic trips, he returns to see that the swamp has completely changed. The water is now toxic, and the trees are wilting. He can hear nature screaming, "Help Me!" which snaps Zen out of his trance. Trixie and Rex are knocked unconscious by a mysterious gas, and it's up to Zen to save the two of them. He tries to climb the tree, but when a corrupted Greenling, the same one from before, attacks Zen, it nearly bites his head off as the song plays, putting the animals in eternal sleep. Zen grabs one of the spider's webs and unravels the silk, using the string to make a durable lasso like his drug-infested dreams told him, and swings across the swamp, avoiding the corrupted Greenling. Zen reaches a small cave, where he finds Rex and Trixie shaking from the horrors of the Polluter's gas! Just as Zen could put weed in their mouths, the Greenling barges into the cave, snarling as purple smoke emitted from its throat. It almost seems like this is the end!

Primal Chords (338/463) Season 7 Episode 16: Love Bites Literally (Valentine's Special)

Episode Order: 16/47 Air Date: February 10, 2011

Synopsis: Twenty years ago, Alfred and his mate, Rani, met under a starry sky. Alfred was just a runt at the time, doing a mating ritual, killing the other rivals, and eating a lot of prey to prove himself. He did that, and he was proud of his work. Then, a large earthquake happened, causing the ground to crack, and a river came flowing, separating Alfred from his love. He couldn't do anything but watch as his beloved floated away, like a bottle in the ocean. He tried to swim, but the current was too strong, and the water was colder. Alfred climbed out of the water and looked back at where Rani was! She eventually began building a tiny raft to cross the river. The two were reunited by the time she got to the other side. The two dinosaurs embraced each other with a hug, and then they started to dance. It was wholesome- *screams of Rani being graphically murdered by Keon's mother* That was when Alfred changed to the dark side, he wanted to make sure Rex would stay strong, to prevent him from facing the same fate as his mother's unfortunate death did!

Primal Chords (339/463) Season 7 Episode 17: Polluted Paradise

Episode Order: 17/47 Air Date: February 17, 2011

Synopsis: With the Swamp Polluter, a crocodilian machine towering over the swamp, Zen throws one of his heroin syringes at the Greenling, causing it to fall unconscious and the song to fade. He wakes Trixie and Rex to tell them the bad news, that the Polluter is here! The Polluter seems to be a giant crocodile-like machine, with its laser cannon aimed at... HERE! The Polluter starts to savagely wreck the cave as Rex and Trixie squeeze their way out before a boulder crushes them to a pulp. Zen immediately takes some weeds, where he makes a short prayer to nature, as if he opened a third eye to communicate with nature itself. The Winds start talking to him, and Zen's third eye blinks! Just as the Polluter's maw was about to chomp Rex's head off, the Greenling awakens from its slumber and comes rushing in to save Rex and Trixie. Its silk abilities can temporarily slow down the machine as it coats the Polluter in silk, causing it to glitch and malfunction. Zen quickly grabs Trixie's chimes and plays a horrible melody, causing the Polluter to screech like before, but it remains persistent. It takes Greenling realizing it has to cut down a tree to slam dunk the Polluter to its death, causing it to explode into a million pieces. Zen thought cries for the unfortunate tree, even if the Greenling knew what had to be done. The swamp returns to normal and restores balance thanks to a nice drug trip! Trixie eventually thanks Zen, sure they had mixed relations, but after that, she decides to let him accompany her and Rex in their quest to save the land from pollution! Rex congratulates Zen with some nice drugs on Greenling's back, with the next biome in sight.

Primal Chords (341/463) Season 7 Episode 18: Jurassic Dork (Jurassic Park Parody)

Episode Order: 18/47 Air Date: February 24, 2011

Synopsis: You knew we had to do this. During this dream episode, Rex finds himself DNA-restored in the modern world, where humans have created a park filled with dinosaurs. He is trapped in a cage, and immediately devises a way to escape as these humans treat him like a piñata. Trixie and Zen are just whispers as they activate a rage mode within Rex. Rex then starts to break the chains holding him down. He breaks out of the cage, and then he begins to rampage across the island, causing horrific screams as he enjoys the destruction across the city. City Police try to kill Rex as he storms through a museum, smashing the glass displays and eating the humans inside them. He even smashes a nearby bus and crushes it with his feet! Suddenly, Rex wakes up screaming after tasting Zen's drugs! Oh, so that's what drugs do to ya?! Who knew you could think of creepy monkeys experimenting on you! Zen laughs at Rex's bewildered expression while Trixie screams at them to get going! Good thing it's not real- Rex gets shot by a angry gorilla that just wants to fuck someone!

Primal Chords (342/463) Season 7 Episode 19: Tsunami of Shit

Episode Order: 19/47 Air Date: March 3, 2011

Synopsis: Shortly after leaving the swamp, the Trio eventually reached the ocean, surrounding the entire archipelago, with Greenling staying behind. Rex is ready for the next step in finding his father, but he's not used to the salty scent, making his nostrils itch, and he needs to sneeze. Trixie uses her wind chimes for the song in case of any emergencies, as Zen does drugs to waste time. Alongside their seasickness, Zen laughs about how he notices the sea is moving frantically, and then they're met with a tsunami threat. Rex raises the flags to warn the other dinosaurs of the incoming disaster. The three start paddling away, trying to outrun the wave, but the wave quickly crashes down on them as the sun sets and night falls, bringing thunderstorms, rain, and strong winds. Eventually, the waves get so violent that the raft flies towards a small tropical island, leaving them stranded in the middle of nowhere amid a typhoon's rage! Little did they know, the Blueling was behind this...

Primal Chords (343/463) Season 7 Episode 20: Island of the Fucked

Episode Order: 20/47 Air Date: March 10, 2011

Synopsis: After the storm cleared and the trio is trapped on a deserted island far from the Mainland, Trixie and Zen argue with Rex on whose fault it was, but Rex screams at his friends that he recognizes these footprints, which belong to his dad, thanks to their size. During all this, Zen starts getting hungry and sees the two as a tasty snack, and his mouth begins drooling; he will be cooking them soon. Trixie goes insane at the thought of Rex being in charge when most of these adventures were her idea. She's the brains, and he's the brawn; they must stick together! A local tribe suddenly ambushed the gang after Zen stole their weapons. Now, they're at the mercy of the tribes of otters, who live lives fishing and worshipping the waves, they think the gang is the cause of the Blueling's curse, and that they are to be executed in 1 week!

Primal Chords (344/463) Season 7 Episode 21: Luck of the Extinct (St. Patrick's Day Special)

Episode Order: 21/47 Air Date: March 17, 2011

Synopsis: When the mythical Rainbow Serpent, a large snake with the ability to control the weather arrives, Rex is suddenly met with the most annoying little shit, the corrupted code of Barry and his father, Mr. Luck (green gnomes) that try to give Rex a fetch quest to get rich at the promises that They know where Alfred is! The two seem to be trying to scam Rex, but they secretly messed with the wrong dinosaur. Rex agrees, believing wholeheartedly that he'll be reunited with his beloved dad if he does the task. But when he does some increasingly nonsensical quests like finding a penny from the beach, finding a golden egg, and then catching a leprechaun, it turns out to be a ruse by the two con men. That made up the Rainbow Serpent from the start! Suddenly, Barry and Mr. Luck's horrific screams are heard as Rex finally loses it, he starts chasing after them in a fit of rage and eating their limbs until there's nothing left of them but a nice rainbow coin and a loud burp! Excuse me, Rex.

Primal Chords (345/463) Season 7 Episode 22: Trial by Tentacle

Episode Order: 22/47 Air Date: March 24, 2011

Synopsis: When Trixie pleads to the tribe that they did nothing wrong and she can prove it, the tribe decides to officially hold a court meeting, much to the shock and confusion of Rex and Zen, who have no idea what lawyers or judges are. Then the tribe's lawyer, an otter is ready to put them to the test, truly what happened to the legendary Sapphire as it's said that the Blueling guards this Sapphire in one off the Chief's sunken ships, and without it, it grows angry and formed a tsunami to wipe away most of their crops. Trixie decides to put her logic skills to the test and makes her friends the defendant as she chooses to be a lawyer for a day to clear the two's names, especially when Judge Monsoon has some secret prejudices against dinosaurs! The trial goes crazy as multiple otters admit their embarrassing stories like peeing themselves, fucking fish anuses to seeing a ghost of their long lost brother. It's getting chaotic, but Trixie finally figures out the truth, but just before she can, a loud noise is heard and all the otters freak out! Outside is an enormous robotic kraken with sharp tentacles reaching for the village! The Ocean Polluter, spewing an almost disruptive song that causes the waves to get angry and the water to rise! The Tribe is about to flood! Everyone screams for their lives!

Primal Chords (346/463) Season 7 Episode 23: Kraken My Skull

Episode Order: 23/47 Air Date: March 31, 2011

Synopsis: As the wildlife starts dying, with large whales, sharks, and fish floating to the surface, the Polluter wants to cleanse the wildlife to make way for the new world order! Trixie is horrified by the death and destruction, so she quickly tells her friends to get to the ship now, get the sapphire, and alert the rumored Blueling of his rage! Rex rushes towards the raft with a drunk Zen talking to the waves, but when Rex gets to the edge of the water, he notices the Kraken's tentacles have a mind of their own! The tentacles lunge at the dinosaurs and wrap around their legs, pulling them into the water. Zen sees a manta ray swimming by and catches it, trying to talk to it before it succumbs to its polluted death. Zen screams at the ocean, asking why the sea has betrayed him. Suddenly, the Kraken rises from the depths, and its laser eyes shoot at Trixie as she goes after first aid, trying to find the ship and the sapphire. The otters are in a frenzy as the tribe chief realizes the error of their ways and apologizes before the Kraken reveals its pertification tricks and freezes the entire island, leaving only Rex and Zen alive as the Kraken searches for them, after all, the water is its domain... or is it?

Primal Chords (347/463) Season 7 Episode 24: Drowning in Despair

Episode Order: 24/47 Air Date: April 7, 2011

Synopsis: As the Ocean Polluter swims, using its head like a harpoon to try to hunt down the dinosaurs, Zen stays on the surface, on a drug trip, pleading for the Blueling as Rex finally finds the sunken ship with a mysterious sapphire lying there! Just as Rex was gonna grab it, he finds Zen's petrified body and Kraken grabbing the sapphire before swimming away, Rex quickly grabs a air bubble, as he does a pac-man inspired game after the Polluter and tries to attack it from all angles, but then the Kraken uses a laser cannon to aim at Rex, trying to kill him! The two engage in a battle of the ages, but flash floods occur as the waves get higher. The island begins to sink in the search of the Blueling, he awakens after hearing the cries of nature. He immediately starts swimming towards the island, miles away, with only his fin visible in its deceptive appearance of a shark.

Primal Chords (348/463) Season 7 Episode 25: Whale of a Problem

Episode Order: 25/47 Air Date: April 14, 2011

Synopsis: Rex is on a chase scene through the water when the manta ray from before comes in clutch as a ride, and the two begin to fight the Ocean Polluter, using its tentacles against it. The manta's stingers can paralyze the Kraken and make it malfunction! But due to its reboot program, it can heal itself, so nanofish escape from its mouth to repair the machine, but the Manta Ray grabs a large whale carcass and rams it into the Polluter's head, causing it to explode in a fiery explosion. The Kraken almost sinks to the ground, but then its tentacles wrap around Rex, intending to drown him. Just as Rex was finally out of energy to survive the water, the Blueling arrives, using its graceful body to maul the Kraken, tearing its tentacles off to free Rex. The Blueling angrily punches the Kraken as more nanofishes swarm the Blueling. Blueling is starting to feel overpowered, but when Blueling uses its depressive song to get the water to start feeling "sad," which causes the animals within the area to feel motivated to start helping Blueling in his time of need. The whales begin to bash the Kraken's metallic body, and the sharks chew its flesh while the fish bite its circuits. Eventually, the Kraken malfunctions, causing the nanofishes to explode and the Polluter to be destroyed! The Blueling starts singing a sad Song to heal the environment, and cause the pertified to return to their usual selves! With that, the otters leave Rex, Trixie, and Zen singing songs on their new fancy boat. Post Credits reveal the official announcement of SEASON 8 after Zen reports an eternal snowstorm next season!

Primal Chords (349/463) Season 7 Episode 26: Hippity Hoppity Get Off My Property (Easter Special)

Episode Order: 26/47 Air Date: April 21, 2011

Synopsis: During this wacky easter special, Trixie finds herself suddenly as an Easter Bunny after taking Zen's newest drugs! She doesn't know why but she sees herself in the middle of a cereal commercial where she has to beat the shit out of a million children for not being allowed to have Trix?! What kind of fucking nonsense is that? Trixie uses her crystals to hypnotize the children into killing themselves in brutal ways. Still, then a angry mob of parents arrive to beat the shit out of the little dino before pointing to some shady guy out in a alleyway that gets graphically shot! Then, Trixie enjoys her Trix before suddenly snapping back to her senses with a horrified look. Oh well, she might as well get used to it. Zen offers her a carrot, which makes her scream. Wait, do bunnies even exist in this place?

Primal Chords (350/463) Season 7 Episode 27: King of Nothing

Episode Order: 27/47 Air Date: April 28, 2011

Synopsis: As the trio arrive in the southern parts of the Prismatic Maw, where the Volcano is located, they find themselves on a massive grassland with electricity towers and wires that are used to power up a large robotic lion, the Savanna Polluter. It's time to wear your hunting gear because we're in the King's domain. Rex, Trixie, and Zen are arguing about food and if Rex's father is even alive, which causes Rex to lash out at Trixie! Trixie angrily tells Rex to screw off before deciding to split off and Zen tries to be meditative but ends up being ignored because he does drugs! During this fight, A large herd of buffalo stampede knocks out all three of them, sending each one flying towards a different part of the savanna. Zen cries out how he forgot his drugs this time around as they're knocked into the skies, and a cackling lion is seen from afar! Let the hunting begin...

Primal Chords (351/463) Season 7 Episode 28: Predator vs Prey-dator

Episode Order: 28/47 Air Date: May 5, 2011

Synopsis: With Rex landing near a watering hole filled with zebras and giraffes, he immediately mumbles about Trixie's thought that Alfred might die. What does she know? Rex has to try, or at least get answers. Deciding he's too good for Trixie's annoying ass hippie shit, he immediately tries to live within the zebras. But when Rex tries to act like a zebra by being skittish, he gets weird looks and is even bullied for his predatory appearance cause of his eyes! Despite that, Rex tries to blend in, acting like a herbivore, even if his belly keeps rumbling. In the bushes is the robotic Lion, snarling at his latest prey, and Rex suddenly feels his guts warning him. Rex tells his "friends" that there's a stalker, but no one believes him. They bully him for being a scaredy cat until the horrified screams of a zebra getting decapitated by the Lion cause everyone to flee. The lion laughs, and Rex watches as the Lion's dominant roar is enough to paralyze the zebras, and then, the mauling happens. Rex takes a nimble step before getting ready to attack, but the Lion quickly flees into the grass... It's silent, with only the wind blowing in the distance. Rex is on edge, and he needs to be careful.

Primal Chords (352/463) Season 7 Episode 29: Elephant Graveyard, Population: You

Episode Order: 29/47 Air Date: May 12, 2011

Synopsis: Trixie is suddenly caught by a herd of elephants, who take her to their leader, an elephant named Ganesha. She is greeted by a group of baby elephants who play with her and find peace and harmony. She can't believe how great everything is, rather than dealing with Rex's brutal hunting tactics and Zen's psychedelic breakdowns! Here, she can finally connect with her herbivorous roots and have someone believe her paradoxical stories. Ganesha is a spiritual leader who has seen the horrors of the Lion and vows to protect his kind from the savagery of predators. Trixie agrees, even if she feels like Rex's dad is still alive and there could be value in it. Just as she was about to chill finally, she spotted something yellow sprinting across the fields and occasionally staring back at her. The Yellowling is a herbivorous cheetah hybrid with scythes as its tail, generating lightning trails. The elephants are horrified and immediately start to panic before the Yellowling roars, causing thunder to crash and lightning to strike the ground, causing a forest fire. Trixie tries to hold in the whole Colorlings thing, but can't; she starts taking pictures and chasing after the Yellowling, only to find herself lost with a million bugs crawling on her as dark clouds loom over the savanna. The Savanna Polluter's voice rains from the cliff to pay no attention to a strange yellow cheetah with horns that's totally "not" a Colorling!

Primal Chords (353/463) Season 7 Episode 30: Electric Boogaloo Death Edition

Episode Order: 30/47 Air Date: May 19, 2011

Synopsis: Zen finds himself all alone, without any drugs to comfort him. He is surrounded by a pack of hyenas, laughing at his misfortune and mocking him. Zen is about to lose it and go crazy! But then, a large lioness appears before him, telling him she can help him find his friends. Zen follows her, and they walk through the savannah, encountering a pride of lions. The lions are surprised to see a dinosaur in their territory, but the lioness assures them that Zen is not a threat. Zen tries to communicate with the lions, but they do not understand him. Oh Shit, without the drugs, then he can't communicate at all! Suddenly, a large robotic lion appears, roaring. The Lioness gets in front of Zen, claiming that the robotic lion is her husband, who has turned evil! Huh?! She explains that her husband was once a proud and noble king, but the pollution corrupted him, and he became a monster. The Lioness attempts to fight the robotic lion, but he is too strong. Zen watches as the Lioness is overpowered and is swiftly killed by the robotic lion, leaving him to accept his death. Still, instead the robotic Savanna Polluters take Zen to a cliff, where the Yellowling is held captive in a power cage alongside his friends who hate each other's guts right now!

Primal Chords (354/463) Season 7 Episode 31: Pride Before The Maul

Episode Order: 31/47 Air Date: May 26, 2011

Synopsis: With the gang tied up and the Yellowling crying at how the Savanna Polluter is destroying the balance of the savanna with its power, Rex and Trixie are still fighting, but with them deciding to temporaily work together. Just as the Savanna Polluter is about to kill the three dinosaurs, it suddenly feels a powerful shock of electricity before looking back, seeing the Yellowling escaping from its power cage thanks to it comically squeezing its furry body through the bars. This makes the Robotic Lion start screaming about how that's unfair and shit, but the Yellowling unlocks the cage, freeing the gang as well! The Yellowling then begins running in circles with Rex circuiting the power lines to generate enough energy to power up a giant taser. Trixie and Zen use their wind chimes and venom to summon a Pop Song to allow Yellowling's energetic personality to come to fruition, using its speed to run around the savanna and create a large electric tornado that causes the wires in the Robot to go haywire, causing sparks to fly out as the robot tries to chase after the speedy Yellowling. The Yellowling eventually uses its horns to create a thunderstorm, and the Robotic Lion claims its the king of the savanna and this creature can't kill it before it combusts into a wave of fire and destruction. Just as Rex saved the Savanna with his friends, a accidental fire occurs, taking the biome with it!

Primal Chords (355/463) Season 7 Episode 32: Savanna'd From Death

Episode Order: 32/47 Air Date: June 2, 2011

Synopsis: Trixie and Zen are out to find some water before the Yellowling tries to calm everyone down, claiming that it has a song that can fix everything, but Rex realizes the energy from the Yellowling is making it worse! The Yellowling begins to panic and starts running around, trying to find a way to stop the fire before crying out loud! Trixie eventually grabs a bucket of water and starts running away from angry lions, giraffes, and zebras. Eventually, she makes a makeshift rain cloud, and the rain begins to pour down, putting out the fire while Rex goes off after seeing another clue about his father's whereabouts. He finds a trail towards a desert, then some mountains, and it looks like from this map... Alfred MUST BE UP ON THE VOLCANO! But why? How come it was over decades ago, and he never returned to his son? Rex excitedly runs back up to Trixie and claims he knows where his dad is, thanks to another footprint, but Trixie angrily scolds Rex that his father is probably dead. Why is he so insistent on chasing a man who abandoned him? Rex angrily lashes out at Trixie, saying he didn't even care about the paradoxes, just that he's finally getting answers. The two start arguing until Trixie sighs with annoyance that if he wants to find his father, he can go with Zen alone! Trixie can prove the paradoxes without him. The two split up with Zen going with Rex to the deserts and Trixie heading towards the mountains alone...

Primal Chords (356/463) Season 7 Episode 33: Mole Whacking Madness

Episode Order: 33/47 Air Date: June 9, 2011

Synopsis: After parting ways, Rex and Zen have been walking in the sands for miles without water. Zen is starting to get delirious from the sun beating down on him, and Rex begins talking to himself about how his father probably has preciously walked on each sand grain. But when Zen begins to see Rex as a drumstick, he decides to play a game with his good old buddy to see who can catch as many sand moles as they can. Zen eventually uses the moles' heads as a makeshift bong to smoke, causing him to hallucinate the Orangeling. This mysterious, mirage-like being represents the desert's harsh and unforgiving nature. Little did the two know that the sand was alive and would soon eat them. Oh why? Nothing, they're on quicksand! Rex and Zen go on a maniacal slapstick montage of whacking moles with murderous intent until Zen is drooling that he just starts biting Rex and they begin to fight like insane predators in the middle of the quicksand, unaware that a spiky rock with eyes is watching them with territorial hostility...

Primal Chords (357/463) Season 7 Episode 34: Quicksand Quickdeath

Episode Order: 34/47 Air Date: June 16, 2011

Synopsis: As the quicksand begins to pull the duo under, Zen screams at the top of his lungs, and Rex bites his tail, causing him to calm down. Suddenly, Rex comes to his senses with sand in his lungs, and the Orangeling watches their presence from the sand, burying the two under the sand with his body as if he were a mirage! Zen starts hugging Rex before they plummet under a desert temple, crying about how he misses his mommy! The Desert Temple is full of strange glitches and corrupted code, with the walls melting and the ceiling dripping with blood. Rex realizes that something is off about this desert temple. The more they explore, each step, more sand tries to drown the two, and Zen finds a large golden apple, but just as he was about to take it, a mutated mummy appears and starts chasing them with the eyes of a hieroglyph staring directly at Zen and Rex for their sins. Something is precisely controlling the temple, and Rex and Zen are about to find out why... even if their minds can't comprehend it.

Primal Chords (358/463) Season 7 Episode 35: Temple Run but You Die

Episode Order: 35/47 Air Date: June 23, 2011

Synopsis: Rex and Zen break into a glitchier area of the temple, full of dead pharaohs and cursed hieroglyphs that turn to comprehensible language, stating that this isn't meant to fucking exist! A Blast of light blinds Rex, who finds himself in a strange void. In this realm, time moves differently, and he can communicate with the Orangeling. The Orangeling continues to be silent, it's mouth foaming with water, a taunt for the thirsty T-Rex. Rex begins to cry, asking why he is stuck here, but the Orangeling does not respond. Instead, it just stares at the kid with its piercing orange eyes. It warns them of a discordant chord that is driving everyone mad. Why else was everyone out to kill you? What's next is the slow implication of the Polluters and the origin of their creation. Rex is brought to a dark area, where a mysterious figure makes machines of metal and wires. Rex watches in horror as the figure creates a giant beast and then shows the prison cells of a bunch of Dark Matter beings, once normal, now turned to monsters as fuel for the Polluter's under one goal, to get this being back home, no matter how much animal suffering and temporal paradoxes have to be sacrificed in the name of science. Rex, realizing the truth, is about to snap before he opens his eyes and sees Zen almost burying him after thinking he died! Rex starts strangling Zen!

Primal Chords (359/463) Season 7 Episode 36: Dune Doom

Episode Order: 36/47 Air Date: June 30, 2011

Synopsis: Zen and Rex find themselves trapped within the temple's walls, with sand swirling around them, suffocating their every move. As they struggle to escape, Zen arrives in an underground chamber of a room about an impending meteorite destined by a mysterious computer. It's a countdown, a countdown towards doomsday. The Orangeling makes Zen slowly realize that their goals have catastrophic consequences, and that this is all part of the natural order. The Chords are a warning that the world is about to end, and that they must accept their fate. Zen reacts to this by taking drugs, deluding himself into a false sense of security. But when Rex notices a Sundial pointing north to the exit, the two begin to run, but they are soon surrounded by the corrupted mummies of ancient pharaohs and boulders that try to crush them! The two make their way out of the temple, but are then met with a sandfall cascading down the pyramid's sides. With the sand piling up, Zen and Rex must avoid being crushed by the temple's poor foundations!

Primal Chords (360/463) Season 7 Episode 37: Worm Food

Episode Order: 37/47 Air Date: July 7, 2011

Synopsis: Suddenly, right when Rex spots a strange grappling hook that can get them out, Zen falls to his death as the sand starts consuming him, just as hope seemed lost, he is rescued by the Sun's rays that is so hot that it's slowly turning the sand to glass, encasing Zen inside a glass shard, he's safe... for now. Meanwhile, as Rex escapes the temple freely and finds himself in an oasis paradise, with a waterfall and palm trees surrounding him, the ground shakes, and the sun is blotted out. A massive figure looms over the oasis with the water now all drained before Rex could have drunk his first sip of water in days. The Desert Polluter is the temple itself, now in the shape of a gigantic earthworm with arms and legs. The worm's mouth opens to reveal sharp teeth and a long tongue that lashes out like a whip. Rex quickly dashes through the sands, using his tail to swat away the sandworm's tongue as it uses Zen's glass coffin as a shield before it swings its arms to try to crush Rex. Rex dodges the attack, and then he leaps onto the back of the sandworm, and starts trying to ride it, but it begins to struggle. Rex starts stabbing it, causing the sandworm almost to die, but then it begins to molt its damaged skin and then bury itself with the sand, encircling Rex as it laughs! How will Rex fight this giant worm off? He's getting exhausted! Imprismia -

Primal Chords Season 8 Trailer Description: The trailer opens with snowflakes dotting the Prismatic Maw. *VIOLENCE HAS FROZEN OVER* After a censored spoiler obscures any images of the eighth season's locations, new characters obscured by their glaring eyes are shown, staring at the camera with malicious intent. *The Rapture WILL TURN THIS ARCHIPELAGO TO A FROZEN WASTELAND* Trixie and Zen are nowhere to be found. Still, instead a injured Rex is seen wandering the frozen caps, his face filled with determination as a small, paranoid penguin companion follows him around. After Rex found his father, a event happened that changed his optimistic way to a more brutal approach, he now is getting dragged to the mud, fist down and ready for a fight. The screen cuts to the destroyed Polluters... *There are bigger threats than pollution. While you are distracted, something worse comes.* Suddenly, a sound of a ticking clock counts towards doomsday, and the screen flashes to an ominous voice laughing. *That Penguin must be captured! We can't have a remnant roaming free* The penguin's distorted features are shown and the screen glitches out to show Rex encountering a new ally, Frostclaw. *Doomsday is upon us. The Meteorite will bring the end of the Maw.* Alongside new ones are the return of old fellows you may know, *Missed me?* A small kid snarls from the bars, biting the camera before skittishly running away, his fur covered in blood. Welcome to a new era, of frostbite and betrayal. The eighth season is set to premiere this September 2011, on Youtube and Newgrounds! Just as the trailer was about to end, we see a small monitor with two vicious eyes, "We're closer to returning to the present, honey... I promise, I will return safely." *A childlike picture of Dr. Nova is seen...* The scene turns to black with ice shards piercing the screen. Don't be scared, it's all chill vibes here with the new season!

Primal Chords (360/463) Season 7 Episode 38: Sandy Grave

Episode Order: 38/47 Air Date: July 7, 2011

Synopsis: Rex, exhausted, finds himself on the brink of death. Just as the golem is about to finish Rex off, a mysterious figure emerges from the sand, it's the Orangeling! An armadillo with a prominent horn and spikes on its tail. The Orangeling uses its powerful abilities to create a massive sandstorm, distracting the Golem long enough for Rex to escape into a drain where he is carried somewhere! The Orangeling uses its large, spiky tail to smash the golem's structure as it jumps in the air and slams itself on the ground, creating a massive shockwave of sand and glass, causing the golem to shatter into pieces. The Orangeling begins to grab the golem and tie it to the quicksand as it uses its tail like a hammer to smash the glass, causing Zen to wake from his glass cage to see the Orangeling! He screams, thinking the Orangeling is a god of some sorts and starts praising its name before the Orangeling finally vanishes without a trance, leaving the golem's fractured face to scream about how the Orangelings betrayed the island before shutting down, allowing the desert's song to become harmonious and the oasis to be restored. As the water returns to the desert, Zen yells out for Rex and believes he has gone somewhere. You gotta be fucking kidding me!

Primal Chords (362/463) Season 7 Episode 39: Crystal Meth Mountain

Episode Order: 39/47 Air Date: July 14, 2011

Synopsis: After Trixie's major quarrel, she finds herself wandering the cold attitudes of the mountains, where crystals are mined by large robotic ants that have drills attached to their mandibles. The Mountain Polluter leads the ants, an antlion with a massive drill on its head and four wings. The antlion has one thought in its mind: to continuously drill into the earth to capture the Purpleling, found deep within the enchanted caves. Trixie stealthily makes her way through the mountains, knowing her only defense is horns and crystal abilities that can be used for offense, she can't use her wind chimes cause of the thin air. She is determined to find the Purpleling, a mysterious chameleon creature that is rumored to have the ability to turn invisible, as well as manipulate spiritual energy! This is perfect as its often connected to Trixie's gemstones, so she has to get it before the Polluters! Each slow step, she evades the ants and their drills, but when the drill breaks the mountain's foundation, Trixie finds herself in a avalanche with the ice and snow coming down fast! She quickly panics before being buried within the snow as the ants laugh before capturing her!

Primal Chords (363/463) Season 7 Episode 40: Peak Performance At Dying

Episode Order: 40/47 Air Date: July 21, 2011

Synopsis: Trixie wakes up trapped inside a cave full of murderous ants and a drill slowly drilling through the mountain walls to find something. The ants swarm around her, their mandibles snapping at her as she has no choice but to use her horns to fight! It didn't have to come to this, but with each ant, she smashes their head and then throws their bodies on the ground, the ants begin to attack her in a frenzy, their stingers jabbing at her. Trixie is about to be overwhelmed before her gemstones start glowing, a sign of connection nearby. The Purpleling emerges from the air, blending within the amethysts and rubies in the cave, using its invisibility to avoid the ants and the drill coming closer to the two! As the drill breaks through the wall and the antlion appears before her, Trixie is suddenly saved by the Purpleling, who uses its invincibility to act as a carrier for Trixie. The duo escapes the ant cave and scream in confusion, believing it to be a witch! Rumors of a strange ghost dinosaur in the mountains spread as the ants try to track the Purpleling down, but it's invisible, so how can you see it? Introducing, Ultra Violet Vision!

Primal Chords (364/463) Season 7 Episode 41: Gravity's a Bitch

Episode Order: 41/47 Air Date: July 28, 2011

Synopsis: The Mountain Polluter drills mercilessly into the mountain, causing the entire land to shake and the caves to crumble. Meanwhile, Trixie is taken to the highest point of the Prismatic Maw, a massive snowy cliff with a view of everything. Even a giant volcano is inside the crater. Trixie realizes that the Purpleling is taking her to the top of the world, to the place where it all began. As the duo reaches the summit, Trixie is suddenly chanted by the Purpleling's crystals throughout the mountain, which begin to put Trixie in a state of hypnosis, where she witnesses fragments of Alfred and Rex's tragic past, as she is still very doubtful that he even survived. But the Purpleling's vision shows that Alfred was a deadbeat father, abandoning Rex cause of weakness, slaughtering all of Rex's family members to ensure Rex could only reach out and was once the dominant apex predator of the island. Trixie is stunned, but her doubts about Rex's father's survival have vanished. She now knows the truth. Suddenly, the Purpleling's vision is interrupted when the Mountain Polluter starts drilling into the cliff! The drill causes the mountain to vibrate as thousands of gemstones fall into Antillon's mouth. There, the crystals give her slight fragments of a dystopian future of a polluted wasteland. Knowing she has one job to stop this future, Trixie and the Purpleling head towards the mines, where the Mountain Polluter plans to cause a massive earthquake that will destroy the extensive mountain range. Meanwhile, Rex and Zen are screaming as they are being warped through a underground cavern that ends up reaching the mountain by fast speeds, there Rex finds a mega factory of some kind before finding himself up in the mountains.

Primal Chords (365/463) Season 7 Episode 42: Rock Bottom Literally

Episode Order: 42/47 Air Date: August 4, 2011

Synopsis: Happy 7th Anniversary, Imprismia (August 5, 2004)! After Trixie and the Purpleling arrive at the mountain's crystal mine, the two are met with the sight of the ants and the antlion, throwing gemstones and putting asbestos in the pipes to make it more unstable! Purpleling begins to dash through the rails, using its invisibility to pass by the ants. However, the ants are equipped with heat-vision goggles, allowing them to see Purpleling's movement through its body temperature. The ants start to chase after the duo, shooting lasers at them. Still, Trixie and the Purpleling manage to dodge them thanks to using the reflection of the crystals to summon over a dozen colorful prismatic beams that blind the ants! Trixie and the Purpleling are about to reach the control room, where the Mountain Polluter prepares to activate the drill. But just as they are about to enter, the ants surround them, blocking their path. That was when the ants were interrupted by a certain two, Rex and Zen, who were ready for a fight against the ants! Trixie and the Purpleling are shocked to see the two, but Trixie wastes no time, she kicks the ants' asses before storming into the control room and Zen accidentally presses the... self destruct button. GOD DAMM IT, ZEN!

Primal Chords (366/463) Season 7 Episode 43: Antlion's Glitch

Episode Order: 43/47 Air Date: August 11, 2011

Synopsis: Suddenly, a countdown begins to strike from 10 minutes, and after scolding Zen, Rex appears to apologize to Trixie, who is still quite upset about what happened. She hesitates to forgive him but knows they need to work together to stop the Mountain Polluter and save the island. The gang rushes through the mountain, trying to find a way to shut down the drill before it causes a massive earthquake. Suddenly, the ground starts shaking and the ants start running around in a panic. The ants are being chased by the antlion, who is now going rogue against its kind. The antlion is destroying everything in its path, and the gang must avoid being crushed by the falling rocks and debris. Trixie and Purpleling use invisibility to sneak past the ants and the antlion while Rex and Zen try to distract them. But after they manage to get on a minecart and go speeding down the mountain, the antlion chases after them with a drill! Out of nowhere, the wheels start to spiral out of control, glitching the matrix as it begins hitting an impossible integer. Reality distorts as the ants scream in pain and Rex screams at his friends to watch out! Zen and Trixie are suddenly trapped inside another dimension full of mysterious graph paper alongside the ants. When Rex gets over a ramp, he jumps, falling onto a cliff as the drill collapses into the growing portal, sealing the ants in a hellish limbo. Rex is about to fall off before the simulation patches, erasing the portals and mines, leaving only Rex trapped with only the entrance to the Volcano, where his father awaits...

Primal Chords (367/463) Season 7 Episode 44: Raptor Fortress Rumble

Episode Order: 44/47 Air Date: August 18, 2011

Synopsis: Rex slowly treks up the mountain, his heart pounding in his chest. As he reaches the summit, he finds himself in a volcanic crater, where lava geysers and smoke billow from the ground. The heat is unbearable, and the air is thick with ash. Rex's footsteps echo in the eerie silence, and he tries to calm down to think about what just happened. Zen and Trixie just fucking disappeared and now he's all alone. He can't believe it. He is so close to finding his father, yet he's alone. After each step, he finds himself within the volcano's center, where he sees a large fortress made of metal, guarded by robotic raptors. Rex just lost everyone so fast, no way in hell he's gonna let these raptors kill him. Rex charges at the raptors, facing them as they spit fire in his direction. Rex can dodge the flames with each attack and then uses his tail to whip the raptors, causing them to crash into the fortress wall. He is about to break in and find someone...

Primal Chords (368/463) Season 7 Episode 45: Daddy Issues Prehistoric Edition

Episode Order: 45/47 Air Date: August 25, 2011

Synopsis: Rex finds his father, Alfred, standing by a metal throne, with a large scar across his eye. He has a menacing look in his eye, and he seems resentful that somehow, his son managed to survive this long into the Prismatic Maw! It almost impresses him, but Rex doesn't want his pity; he wants answers. Alfred reveals that he was the one who left him to die in the jungle long time ago and lashes at Rex that he didn't want a weak father, but now, he's gonna unbirth him. The two begin fighting, as the fortress starts to shake and the lava geysers erupt, causing the Volcano Polluter to explode, a Phoenix with a robotic body. As the volcano erupts, the two are forced to fight to the death in a brutal battle right before a Redling crawls up on the walls, watching the fight. Alfred's powerful jaws and massive size make it difficult for Rex to gain the upper hand. He can dodge some of Alfred's attacks, but is eventually pinned down. Just when it seemed like all hope was lost, Rex saw visions of the entire Maw watching the spectacle, and somehow, that gave him the energy to fight back. Rex immediately reflects Alfred's claw slashes, ripping apart his claws! Until the Phoenix Polluters capture Alfred, angered by his betrayal of the Maw's natural order, and they start to burn him alive in the fires of the volcano as a dozen Redlings appear to chant to the volcano, their fiery manes causing the lava to flow. After the Redlings finish their ritual, they vanish in the flames as Alfred's body is turned to ash, but Rex swears he heard his father say, "I'm proud of you" before being vaporized. Rex is horrified at the loss of his father, and now he has to find a way out of the fortress, which is collapsing under a volcanic eruption.

Primal Chords (369/463) Season 7 Episode 46: Volcano Suicide

Episode Order: 46/47 Air Date: September 1, 2011

Synopsis: Volcanic Smoke is now covering the entire Maw, as the island's animals all begin to become cannibals, from the distorted land of the mountains to the frozen wasteland of the tundra. The world is slowly dying; the only way to fix this is through the Prismling's return. Meanwhile, Rex runs as the volcano erupts, spewing molten lava everywhere. He can outrun some of the smaller lava geysers, but he is soon surrounded by a massive fire wall, full of Redlings aggressively trying to kill the T-Rex. As the Redlings continue to chant in a strange language, the fires of the fortress are growing larger, and Rex notices the phoenix's wings, runs towards the body, and starts to ride on the back of the Phoenix as it flies high above the ground. As the Phoenix flies, Rex thinks of an idea to drown the phoenix in water since fire and water don't mix, THAT'S IT! Suddenly, the Redlings shoot fireballs at Rex, who easily dodges them. But one of the fireballs hits the Phoenix Polluter, causing it to fall to the ground. As it crashes, Rex quickly steers it towards water as its flames eradicate in the seas and the smoke clears up, Rex finds himself rolling back against a burned tree with a meteorite beginning to cover the entire sky. Oh No...

Primal Chords (370/463) Season 7 Episode 47: Extinction Event (Season Finale)

Episode Order: 47/47 Air Date: September 8, 2011

Synopsis: Just as all the Polluters were dead, it almost seemed like the Maw was going to be at peace, but no. That was when the entire island was glitching out. The being underground known as Rapture was smiling; his plan was working! Stall enough time for the meteorite to freeze the island, thanks to the sun being blocked out! Rex was now alone with no friends to help him, and he was slowly freezing to death. But just then, flashes of his memories, the time his optimism was at its highest, the adventures with Trixie and Zen were all coming back... No. His eyes glow red before he finds a revived Alfred, as a cybernetic dinosaur with lasers and large wings replacing arms and a bipedal posture! This time, there's no comfort—only bloodshed. The two fight, using their natural weapons and the environment to their advantage as the ground turns to ice, and their bodies freeze. Alfred finally puts Rex in a choke hold, telling him how much of a mistake he was! Rex feels his neck almost crack as he is thrown into a frozen lake, and Alfred laughs manically just as he is about to deliver the last blow! Alfred suddenly transforms into an ice statue, his form now in the lunging position; he screams for Rex to save him. Still, instead of Rex, he glares at his father, telling him to go to hell and then kicks him in the face, causing his body to shatter into a thousand pieces before collapsing from the eternal cold! Season 8

Primal Chords (371/463) Season 8 Episode 1: Frozen Hellscape

Episode Order: 1/47 Air Date: September 15, 2011

Synopsis: With the Prismatic Maw now a complete frozen wonderland, Rex is surrounded by the eternal blizzard as slowly mutated predators are out to kill Rex! Rex snatches a stick to make a torch to warm himself; he's freezing to death and can't find any shelter. He looks around for a cave or a hole in the ground, but everything is covered in snow... Oh well, maybe exploring will help! Rex, with only his instincts, wanders across a frozen wasteland, his footsteps echoing in the silence before a sudden attack from a Snow Leopard that mutated from the Polluter's genetic experiments. The leopard attacks Rex, its claws sharp and deadly. Rex throws his torch at the Leopard, setting it on fire before night falls, and monsters start popping out of nowhere! Oh Shit...

Primal Chords (372/463) Season 8 Episode 2: Penguin Gets Roped

Episode Order: 2/47 Air Date: September 22, 2011

Synopsis: Suddenly, a group of monsters appears, surrounding Rex, and he quickly starts running with a dozen of them chasing after him, their fangs bared and their claws out as they chant, "JOIN US! STARVE WITH US!" Before Rex can even process the horror unfolding at pitch black without a moon to embrace the Maw, he slams towards a cliffside, where Rex makes a sacrificial jump to the waters below. The monsters watch as the T-Rex falls to his death, their laughter echoing. But just as they turn to leave, Rex makes it out alive on the sandy beach, the moon now shining as hail begins to fall on Rex! After running up to a bunch of palm trees for shelter, he finds glitchy code within the beach before his hand fizzles from existence, and then an iceberg floats to the island, and what emerges is a small penguin, heavily injured with a rope around its neck! Rex quickly comes for first aid, where the penguin comes back to life, crying, before slowly introducing himself as Cubert through sign language and mishaps from Rex not understanding anything Cubert is saying. Unsure of trusting this penguin, Rex is about to escape until Cubert holds on to Rex's legs for dear life. Why? Because he's lost and needs a friend. Rex sighs before accepting his new buddy... After all, Rex is all alone after everyone is gone.

Primal Chords (373/463) Season 8 Episode 3: Blood on the Igloo Walls

Episode Order: 3/47 Air Date: September 29, 2011

Synopsis: Rex and his new friend Cubert, who temporarily made a tiny igloo to live in, are forced to stay inside from all the mutated monsters and snowstorms! Cubert knows that since he has a speech disability, he has to resort to drawings of odd-looking black demons pulling his guts apart as he's crying, and then a panel about how he hid inside an iceberg to survive the cold. It's almost as if the penguin has witnessed something that Rex hasn't, and it's scaring him. Rex sighed, deciding to change the scene and go fishing for the time being to take his mind off things. Rex and Cubert have a nice slapstick time fishing, as mutated fish try to eat them whole! But after a while, Rex finally catches a salmon with the penguin's help, and they end up butchering it and shoving its corpse inside an oven to eat the cooked fish. However, the two are interrupted by the sounds of a howling wind, and soon a massive being looms over the igloo...

Primal Chords (374/463) Season 8 Episode 4: Saber-Tooth Simp Saga

Episode Order: 4/47 Air Date: October 6, 2011

Synopsis: Cubert is shivering his flippers beneath the table as Rex pulls the curtains of the igloo to find a creepy saber-tooth tiger with blood dripping from his previous meal as he taunts Cubert to come out wherever he is! Cubert suddenly sneezes from the dust, and that was when the Tiger bursts into the room, trying to kill the duo. Still, Rex pulls out a frying pan to repeatedly smack the tiger in the face until the Tiger eventually stops and pleads for Mercy?! Frostclaw, the tiger, introduces himself to the group, who were supposed to be hunting down Cubert, and he's so sorry for interrupting their nice food! Rex pretends that this igloo doesn't belong to a penguin and that all those paintings! Oh, um, sold on... Rex makes up a few excuses, but eventually, the Tiger buys the excuse and leaves, making Cubert hug Rex almost, but backs away... It's nice to have a competent protagonist... Third time's the charm! ...Right?

Primal Chords (375/463) Season 8 Episode 5: Drag Queen Dinosaur Hour

Episode Order: 5/47 Air Date: October 13, 2011

Synopsis: Rex and Cubert are sitting by the fireplace, enjoying the silence with the occasional cries for help outside from prey being eaten alive. Cubert is playing a game of tic tac toe with Rex, who wins every time, making Cubert upset that he never wins until a knock on the door, where a tiger (Frostclaw) in a comical wolf skinsuit threatens Cubert for the house payment or he'll be blowing this fucker down, both literally and sexually! Cubert puts on a fake drag outfit, even if he is crying at how embarrassing this is for a MAN to be doing this! Cubert and Rex pretend to be a Mother and Single Son family. Still, the Tiger finds out, saying he can smell penguin and T-Rex in the air, until Cubert shows him the limited edition Ice Age: Dinosaur Adventures cereal and DVD! The Tiger foolishly apologizes before running away, making Cubert and Rex laugh at the Tiger's stupidity!

Primal Chords (376/463) Season 8 Episode 6: Cubert's Wet Pants

Episode Order: 6/47 Air Date: October 20, 2011

Synopsis: During a Mammoth Migration, Rex decides to take Cubert out on a primal hunt to kill some furry assholes. Cubert is worried about anyone finding them this... naked even if Rex reiterates they're animals, who's gonna fucking notice! They're all nude, you idiot! Cubert is about to protest until the two are suddenly caught in a blizzard and are freezing to death. Rex sees a Mammoth and immediately charges at it with his horns, causing the mammoth to be knocked over, but then it gets back up and starts chasing him. Cubert runs as fast as possible after he fished a bunch of hostile piranhas, but when Frostclaw shows up, he kills the Mammoth and plays the hero. Rex is confused. Why would a predator help a prey? Frostclaw claims he was just fooling around and just watched the new Ice Age movie, but refuses to do spoilers because of copyright. Cubert starts crying as he knows this is all a trick but eventually, he pisses himself and submits to the Tiger's mercy as Rex is forced to carry the dead mammoth's corpse. Oh boy, more food to eat!

Primal Chords (377/463) Season 8 Episode 7: Pumpkin Spice Suicide (Halloween Special)

Episode Order: 7/47 Air Date: October 27, 2011

Synopsis: When Cubert begins decorating the igloo with mysterious pumpkin decorations, Um, Rex questions what the fuck is he doing! That's when Cubert explains through a drawing that every 31st of October, he is obligated to sacrifice his blood to the demons in the pumpkin dimension. Rex is confused as hell but goes along with it. Scary returns from the ground, returning from the dead with a wicked smile! He immediately starts swiping at Cubert for his blood, but then gets paralyzed after spotting something! Rex was about to kill Scary, but then he sees a tiny werewolf smiling, IT'S NOT EVEN GROWLING?! Rex decides to sleep the night instead of dealing with this bullshit, leaving Cubert horrifed at the werewolf coming closer till it recognizes it as... No... NO... Cubert starts screaming for mercy, begging for his life to be spared, and then he wakes up with piss in his pants! Oh, thank god it's a dream... Usually, there's a punchline at the end that hurts the character or the audience, but this time, I'll give you guys a good ending.... SIKE! *Cubert gets jumpscared by one of his hallucinations and hangs himself by accident cause he forgot he wore a noose* HAPPY HALLOWEEN, MWHAHAHA!

Primal Chords (378/463) Season 8 Episode 8: Blind Bastard's Bad Time

Episode Order: 8/47 Air Date: November 3, 2011

Synopsis: With Rex busy thinking about whatever his old friends must be up to and if they're even alive... Cubert screams in his bedroom, having lost his glasses and is now blind! Rex is about to laugh until he suddenly encounters a glitch within the matrix by noclipping to the developer's testing room, where he finds Cubert's glasses! Cubert begins to orchestrate a party while Rex is gone, inviting... Um, He has friends like this snowflake! Haha, Cubert starts to sing to himself, luring in a Redling! It peers from the glass, its sharp teeth and red eyes piercing through the igloo, and then, it begins to choke Cubert to death as Cubert believes it's his new friend and not a dangerous predator! Just then, the Redling glitches out of existence, and then Cubert finds himself in the void with the familiar voice of Rapture, his visible eye glowing with the rest of his body in the shadows. Rapture starts opening up Cubert, calling him Remnant-0312, and he is currently corrupting the Prismatic Maw with his nonsensical ways! Cubert screams at his master that this isn't real before noticing Rex at the doorway before beating the shit out of Cubert! Wholesome.

Primal Chords (379/463) Season 8 Episode 9: DMCA Deez Nuts

Episode Order: 9/47 Air Date: November 10, 2011

Synopsis: As the blizzard keeps raging, Rex and Cubert start getting cabin fever. Rex is getting angry and frustrated with Cubert's antics and is about to snap until Cubert decides to make a game of I Spy- The copyright police suddenly come in, forcing the show to pay $500,000 for the usage of I Spy to which Cubert "legally" steals money from another universe and pays it off. After that, Cubert begins to spy on an ice block. Rex sighed, but then he noticed a tiny yellow dot in the distance, and soon that dot grew larger until a giant Woolly Rhino was charging at the igloo, causing it to collapse! The two scream as they run away from the Rhino in the snow, and the Rhino manages to catch up to them. It's about to gore Cubert with its horn before it gets killed by the copyright police who demand ransom against Cubert for another Ice Age reference before Rex angrily disobeys, revealing that the police were Frostclaw this whole time! He thought he had fooled them before, promising more action and less copyright next time.

Primal Chords (380/463) Season 8 Episode 10: Eagle vs Autism

Episode Order: 10/47 Air Date: November 17, 2011

Synopsis: With Rapture getting extremely impatient with the lack of progress, he decides to take matters into his own hands by sending a reprogrammed polluter after them. Still, instead of destroying the environment for resources, it's to capture Cubert! That fugitive must be retrieved at all costs! After Cubert makes a Romeo snowman getting fucked by the Juliet snowman, he finds himself carried off somewhere by the wind, but that was a Polluter in disguise, a robotic eagle! Rex sees Cubert screaming for his life and immediately chases after the polluter, who's flying away to the east! The eagle demolishes the igloo and taunts Rex before aiming its laser directly at the T-Rex's chest! Cubert screams, trying to escape, but the eagle is too strong. Rex glares, running towards the Eagle as he's charging his roar, which causes the eagle to fall back, but not before activating a protocool to cause the tectonic plates to split to separate the two! A massive earthquake blows Rex and the Eagle apart, and Cubert is carried away to the east, where Dr. Rapture awaits with his sinister smile, and Rex is floating elsewhere! Meanwhile, the Tiger watches from a distance, confused as hell. That was convenient power scaling!

Primal Chords (381/463) Season 8 Episode 11: Turkey Gets Pwned (THANKSGIVING SPECIAL)

Episode Order: 11/47 Air Date: November 24, 2011

Synopsis: During another freezing night, Rex and Cubert are freezing their asses off in the igloo, when suddenly, a turkey appears dead by their doormat, once known as Chef Pierre, now a fucking dead bird with a note saying, "Kill me." Rex is surprised but gladly puts Pierre on the stove until suddenly, Pierre comes to life, screaming about going back in time to prevent turkeys from extinction. He then looks at Rex, who is about to chop him. Oh... Pierre arrived too early, and it was awkward! With the Turkey running away, Rex decides to see how long it can survive! Pierre tries to call out for other birds in the snowstorm but ends up encountering monster after monster, each one of them trying to eat him! But he's able to dodge and outrun them all for a second until his wings get ripped by a rabid jackelope, he tries to explained that he just traveled to the wrong era to stop Thanksgiving from happening but ends up being chopped and put in the Jackelope's body bag where he's sold on the black market! Not even prehistoric times are safe from Turkey discrimination. Rex sighs, deciding to eat a frozen mammoth corpse instead.

Primal Chords (382/463) Season 8 Episode 12: Ice Ice Maybe

Episode Order: 12/47 Air Date: December 1, 2011

Synopsis: With Cubert gone and Rex in peril from a sudden Earthquake, Frostclaw quickly saves him?! He takes the T-Rex to his lair, a cave filled with dead animals and the Tiger himself. Rex questions Frostclaw's true intentions, who claims he wants to stop the meteorite from destroying the Prismatic Maw and that the key to saving the island is through the Prismling's return! Rex is confused as hell, and Frostclaw promises he will rescue Cubert from the clutches of Dr. Rapture, but hides the catch that he's actually Rapture's guard tiger and is kinda working to destroy Rex, so by siding with him, he can gather intel and kill him at the right moment. Rex accepts the alliance and the two are now in the cave, trying to come up with a gameplan to hunt down every paradox on this island and use their energy to lure in the Prismling, a rare being that is capable of manipulating the entire climate while said to have a wish granting ability to stop the meteorite! With that, Frostclaw claims he has Rapture's mainframe to locate all the paradoxes, and Rex sets off with a walkie-talkie connected to power lines! Before Rex could question the authority, Frostclaw promised to see his old friends again!

Primal Chords (383/463) Season 8 Episode 13: Paradise Lost In The Swamp

Episode Order: 13/47 Air Date: December 8, 2011

Synopsis: Rex is sent to hunt down the first paradox in a marshland, where the Greenling originated. Through the headset, Rex is instructed to use a stick to knock down a pinecone from a tree, and then to use the pinecone as bait to lure the paradox towards him. The Paradox reveals itself, a corrupted version of a Greenling below the murky waters, emitting a green mist that corrupts the entire area. Rex doesn't know if he should consider it, since he had met the Colorlings before, until suddenly, they begin to attack him! Rex quickly begins to ignite a fire on the pinecone. Still, the Paradox suddenly bites his leg, dragging him under the waters and almost drowning him until Rex manages to shove the pinecone in the Paradox's throat, causing the water to evaporate and the Paradox to die, with it's energy being collected into a jar. Frostclaw congratulates Rex on the first kill and that he has more to go.

Primal Chords (384/463) Season 8 Episode 14: Fish Slap Festival

Episode Order: 14/47 Air Date: December 15, 2011

Synopsis: Rex leads off to the second paradox's location, where a mutated blueling is seen in a frozen lake, swimming around and using its ice powers to freeze the water. Rex is told to use his horns to break the ice and then to use a rock to smash the ice. He almost attempts to break the ice, until the Blueling comes out of the water and intends to swallow him whole! During this, a swarm of tuna fishes slap Rex as Blueling summons angry animals to fight the T-Rex! But, Rex quickly uses a rock to break the ice, causing the Blueling to be trapped inside and the paradox's energy to be absorbed into the jar. Four More to go! The Lake begins to shatter, and Rex quickly sprints for his life, almost missing the jar.

Primal Chords (385/463) Season 8 Episode 15: Naughty List Nuke (Christmas Special)

Episode Order: 15/47 Air Date: December 22, 2011

Synopsis: With Rex detecting a strange signal from a nearby forest, he barges into the forest, looking for a sight of a hundred dead animals all over the trees, with lights in the center that resemble a Christmas tree. Rex is confused but then sees a Paradoxical Santa in the sky, with sharp teeth, as he is threatening like a child having a tantrum to drop a nuke on the entire island if they don't get him his milk and cookies! Rex remembers this was the piece from last season on Frosty's TV! Oh, this is gonna be a ride... With Paradox Santa cheering some booze after committing parrot extinction after giving them cookies against their will, he sings a little tune about MERRY CHRISTMAS, But when a stray bullet from Rex's pistol that Cubert's backpack from prison gave to him hits the bottle, causing it to break, and then the Santa gets pissed and tries to chase after the T-Rex if it wasn't for his weight! Frostclaw tells Rex from the intercom that this is a remnant from another universe, and he needs to be taken alive for untold reasons! With that, Rex takes a tranquilizer and shoots it at the Santas behind! Santa quickly unwraps a large beehive, where Buzz commands his army to beat the shit out of Rex! Rex swiftly dodges the bees, and then throws the beehive at the Santa, causing the jolly asshole to become swatted with stings all over his face, making him look like a fucking ugly raisin! Santa's sleigh quickly breaks down in flames, exploding and killing the reindeer as he begins to cry, begging for Mercy! Rex puts the Santa in the trunk, absorbing his energy into a jar and stealing Santa's sleigh as an easy vehicle to the other paradoxes.

Primal Chords (386/463) Season 8 Episode 16: 2012 Fireworks and Fuckups (New Year's Eve Special)

Episode Order: 16/47 Air Date: December 29, 2011

Synopsis: When the Eagle Polluter decides to activate its secret weapon, a firework attack towards the entire Maw aimlessly! With that, the inhabitants start flailing around, screaming as missiles hit the ground, causing massive destruction and death. During this, Rex immediately takes the ride of Frostclaw, who will reflect each missile with a mirror shield; they use a bunch of reflective surfaces to redirect the fireworks back at the Polluter. During this, Rex and Frostclaw encounter mutated animals, each trying to kill them and stop them from saving the island! After all that time, Rex finds a missile coming after him as the eagle screeches! Rex immediately does a kickflip and redirects the rocket back at the Polluter just as it explodes, collapsing into an explosion of rainbow fireworks! HAPPY 2012! Rapture screams from the caves, once again, his plan has been foiled!

Primal Chords (387/463) Season 8 Episode 17: Shock Therapy Gone Wrong

Episode Order: 17/47 Air Date: January 5, 2012

Synopsis: The Third Paradox's location is near the savanna, where a mutated Yellowling emits static electricity to kill all the local animals as it eats them whole. Rex is guided towards a large metal pole and then told to use it to hit the ground. The Paradox suddenly emerges from hiding and attacks Rex, biting his arm and sending shockwaves throughout his body, before Rex starts whipping the Paradox with a chain. The Paradox gets mad and charges at Rex, attempting to shock him with its horns, but ends up getting smacked in the head by the metal pole, causing it to explode into the energy of a paradox! Frostclaw compliments his progress so far before being taken to the desert...

Primal Chords (388/463) Season 8 Episode 18: Harambe's Revenge

Episode Order: 18/47 Air Date: January 12, 2012

Synopsis: Rex gets interrupted while walking towards the frozen desert, finding Cubert in shackles and escorted through an Ice Palace, where Dr. Rapture's guards slowly take him deep underground, where laughter cackles! Shortly after, Rex is flung into the air by an angry robotic gorilla as it aims to kill the T-Rex! Rex recognizes this as the dude from his drug trip a season ago, and thought it was imaginary! Rex manages to evade most of its attacks and counterattacks using its fists, eventually overpowering it, just for the Gorilla to start swinging him all over the place with its red eyes before beginning to take him into the dunes where the gorilla tries to bury Rex in the sand just for him to pull the gorilla into the send, sending the duo sinking beneath the sands. Suddenly, Rex hits the glass underneath the cold sand and uses it to push his muscles to slam the Gorilla's arm onto it, causing the glass to shatter along with the robot's arm, leaving it paralyzed as it explodes into paradox energy! Rex swims his way back onto the surface from the quicksand!

Primal Chords (389/463) Season 8 Episode 19: Don't Play With Mirrors

Episode Order: 19/47 Air Date: January 19, 2012

Synopsis: After a long, dreary walk through the freezing desert at night, Rex finally spots what looks like a corrupted Orangeling with mirrors replacing its shell with a dozen moai surrounding him. Rex approaches the corruption before the light nearly evaporates his skin thanks to the glassy reflection! The paradox uses mirror moais to attack Rex by turning the mirrors into a deadly array of beams. Rex quickly unscrews one of the plates of the Orangeling and dodges any light attacks coming at him and then uses its glass shards against it as it begins to scream, the glass shards flying into its eye, and then the Moais come alive as they dash towards their master to save their dying god! But instead of being healed, they're eaten whole as the Orangeling explodes into paradox energy! Rex only has two more to go before he can save his friends and confront the Rapture, Cubert's master, who is planning his next move.

Primal Chords (390/463) Season 8 Episode 20: Mount Doom Dipshits

Episode Order: 20/47 Air Date: January 26, 2012

Synopsis: Climbing the jagged peaks of Mount Ignis, Rex finds himself on the chase by the conditions of nature as oxygen becomes thinner and the atmosphere grows colder. Still, with his stamina, he can reach a cliff where ravenous ants crawl from their hiding spots, attempting to bite him as they swarm over the T-Rex's Body! Rex shakes his body off the ants as the ants climb up the mountain after him. As Rex reaches a plateau on the mountainside, he accidentally steps on a trapdoor that reveals a large ravine to jump across! The ants scurry after Rex as they continue to swarm him. Rex jumps over the ravine and lands safely on the other side. Still, when an ant bites off one of his fingers, he screams in agony and loses control until he falls into the ravine, where he finds himself next to a Corrupted Purpleling, whose skin is all covered with pulsating tumors as it grows and expands. The Paradox begins to screech a horrible noise towards Rex, picking up a few rocks and aiming them at some stalactites to drop and crush the corrupted purpleling, causing it to explode into paradox energy! One more Paradox remains! Rex eventually climbs on top of the mountain, where he sees a snowcapped volcano, where the Polluter is seen floating above...

Primal Chords (391/463) Season 8 Episode 21: Tiger Daddy Issues

Episode Order: 21/47 Air Date: February 2, 2012

Synopsis: Meanwhile, Frostclaw secretly chatted with his master, Rapture.... Rapture was laughing, couldn't believe Rex would kill those Colorlings, just imagine how the Prismling, when it arrives, will make work of Rex in seconds! But Frostclaw doesn't like the idea of backstabbing his friend and suggests they use him for a bigger plan... He could be helpful to- Rapture begins screaming at Frostclaw that his purpose IS TO DESTROY! Once the Prismatic Maw faces its end with the meteorite, and the Prismling comes at the right time, and Dark Matter interacts with the chords, a portal home will be activated! Frostclaw begins to think, Why is this man so desperate for a home? Rapture proceeds to manipulate Frostclaw into thinking that nothing here matters anyway. The meteorite was destined to kill him, but if he just does his job, maybe he won't become a part of the statistic for the incoming doom! So who is it? A dumb friend you met only weeks ago or your closest ally? Frostclaw grows wary. When has the Scientist ever been wrong? Then, he sees Rex at the entrance of the Volcano...

Primal Chords (392/463) Season 8 Episode 22: Magma Bath Challenge GONE WRONG

Episode Order: 22/47 Air Date: February 9, 2012

Synopsis: The once scorching volcano has been dormant for months now after the meteorite's arrival, causing the entire island to be in a state of decay. Rex is prepared for the final challenge: to kill the Redling! Rex accidentally stepped on some dynamite, launching him against a rock that begins to spill lava! The Paradox emerges from hiding, revealing itself as a mutated Redling covered in magma veins dripping from its claws, with a manic expression and eyes that burn with hatred! Lava vibrates from all over as the Redling gets ready for the arena of death! Redling charges at Rex with its horns lowered and then rams into him, but Rex doesn't give up so easily. Rex counters by grabbing onto its horns and throwing him off balance with blood dripping from his chest as he roars in agonizing pain! The two engage in a brutal battle that ends when Rex grabs its tail and begins to slowly lift its entire body mass off the ground, flailing it towards a pit of lava, but the Paradox is not giving in! Rex eventually throws the Paradox into a pool of lava, which consumes it entirely. With its dying breath, the paradox lets out a screeching cry that causes Rex's ears to bleed! With that, Frostclaw comes on the intercom to visit him above the volcano! It's time...

Primal Chords (392/463) Season 8 Episode 23: Cupid's Kill Count (Valentine's Day Special)

Episode Order: 23/47 Air Date: February 16, 2012

Synopsis: When the dangerous Cupid Bird arrives to deliver arrows of love, Rex and Frostclaw must fight their way through a crowd of rabid serial rapists that lost control of themselves, all because of a damn bird! When the duo finally manages to take down the Cupid Bird, the islanders are cured of the Love Disease. Everything is back to normal, except the Cupid Bird's corpse remains in sight as it starts twitching, it then begins awakening from the dead as a mutated zombie, where it starts trying to shoot arrows of death, now orchestrated by Rapture! Rex prepares his chainsaw to fight the demon until Frostclaw comes in to save him, revealing that he can also use the arrows against him! But Rapture's plan backfires when Cupid begins shooting arrows at himself, killing himself! Love is stupid anyway....

Primal Chords (394/463) Season 8 Episode 24: Orb Heist Ocean's 11 Style

Episode Order: 24/47 Air Date: February 23, 2012

Synopsis: Rex optimistically walks into Frostclaw's domain to update the status of every Colorling's soul, which is now absorbed into one large orb! Frostclaw laughs a bit, congratulating Rex for his fearless task of defeating all the paradoxes out there! Then, Frostclaw snatches the orb before putting it in a register... The Prismatic Maw quakes as Dark Matter flows from all directions... The Ice begins to melt, and the oceans become turbulent. A portal is opened! Rapture watches from above as Dark Matter fills his lab! Suddenly, everyone goes to shit after the portal closes shut and shakes the entire island... The sky is purple with a dark abyss, just like the stars used to be. The ice is black, the snow is grey... Everything feels off. Rex begins to question Frostclaw about what he just did... And then Frostclaw reveals his true colors, that he was working for the enemy this time, and that the meteorite will hit them within a few months without the chords! Rex's face turns to anger as Frostclaw tells him it didn't have to come to this, but rules are rules! Rex yells at his betrayer before Frostclaw grabs and throws him into the prison, sealing off all exits... Imprismia - Phase 4 Teaser Trailer (2013) Summary: REALITY *Sunshine Hills turns to an Apocalypse* (PRESENT) SPACE *Celestia Galaxy is consumed by Dark Matter* (FUTURE) TIME *Prismatic Maw to meet a cataclysmic end with a meteorite* (PAST) Imprismia officially teases the upcoming fourth phase. *A shot of a crown covered in glitter and rare gemstones* "Strength rips Weaknesses" *It then cuts to the crown covered in blood as a skull is impaled by a long sword* We are proud to tease the fourth entry in the Imprismia Universe officially! A New Era awaits us soon. Phase 4 - Coming Spring 2013!

Primal Chords (395/463) Season 8 Episode 25: Chew Toy No More

Episode Order: 25/47 Air Date: March 1, 2012

Synopsis: After Frostclaw betrayed Rex, he ends up in a prison filled with strange beings known as Remnants, traumatized cartoons of their world being once consumed by Dark Matter and now, woke up in this new horrifying universe as monstrous forms of Dark Matter, twisting any defining characteristic anyone would love to mass of shadows to Rex's eyes! What? I didn't need to make them shadows, but the IP Rights require me to cover up using anyone's work without permission! Rex sneaks to his cell, where he writes a note to his old friends out somewhere, Zen and Trixie about what just happened and that he... accidentally murdered the Colorlings because it was the key to get them home, but it was a ruse and now he's in fucking prison! Meanwhile, Cubert is sobbing before being dropped on the table with Rapture showing his proper form as an undead corpse covered in metal and machinery! This gives Cubert horrifying flashbacks to being a government experiment... The pain, the agonizing, the torture for crimes he never committed! Then, the first pain breaks Cubert to a rage-filled frenzy as he is done being the chew toy! Cubert starts exhaling ice, from the frozen bits of his throats to stun Rapture before sprinting away, trying to find Rex with the Eagle Polluter out to get his ass!

Primal Chords (396/463) Season 8 Episode 26: Furry Convention from Hell

Episode Order: 26/47 Air Date: March 8, 2012

Synopsis: Outside the Prison Complex, we see a mysterious werewolf lurking around the perimeter, spying on Frostclaw on his smoking break, who had been tracking Rex the entire journey! *shows the werewolf chasing down footprints at night, playing dead and then getting deceived as a cute "child" and then ends up cooking his adopters after being hungry* He is on a journey to hunt down Alex after finding out he managed to thrive in the past and doesn't want his enemies escaping his grasp! The werewolf snarls at Frostclaw, deciding to start with a nice meal... He lunges at Frostclaw, causing Frostclaw to almost fall down the cliff. The two fight off before Frostclaw grabs the werewolf by the ears until it begins talking and reveals itself as a human?! Frostclaw quickly panics and tries to run, only to get taunted by Tom, pulling out a gun from his back pocket and shooting Frostclaw in the eye! Frostclaw screams as he attempts to swipe Tom but ends up landing on the control panel, opening the security door! Tom thanks Frostclaw for his stupidity before sneaking into the prison complex! Frostclaw tried to call for help, but his eyes throbbed with pain!

Primal Chords (397/463) Season 8 Episode 27: Green Screen of Death (St. Patrick's Day Special)

Episode Order: 27/47 Air Date: March 15, 2012

Synopsis: Years before Rex killed them! Barry and Mr. Luck stumble upon a fractured wishing lamp that summons a corrupted Wish Imp, dripping with Dark Matter, as he subjects a voodoo curse for the giggles! With that, Barry and Mr. Luck wake up in a different world without the color green! Their visions are limited to red, blue, and purple, with no signs of their favorite hue! But, it gets worse when the Wish Imp decides to do a funny game where the rule is simple: Don't Touch Green! Barry and Mr. Luck go insane from the lack of green, like brain-rotting zombies after trying to imagine green with their feet forced to be AWAY from any grass! Barry and Mr. Luck travel through the land in comical pain, their feet? Blisters from rocks and sand. Then the two find the Wishing Lamp! If they can grab that lamp, they will be free! The two clowns were about to touch the lamp until the Wish Imp did Voodoo Magic, making them hallucinate with green everywhere! Barry and Mr. Luck are interrupted by Tom the Werewolf, pretending to help the idiots like a lonely orphan, just for him to end up cooking the two alive! I wish Imp watched in Schadenfreude at Tom being this rabid! (No, I want to Imp didn't remember Tom... Time is foggy!) The end of Barry and Mr. Luck til some asspull!

Primal Chords (398/463) Season 8 Episode 28: Puppet Show Slaughter House

Episode Order: 28/47 Air Date: March 22, 2012

Synopsis: With Cubert crying as the Eagle breaks through the walls to get him, Rex notices the sudden chaos of remnants taking cover as the Polluter is gonna get his ass killed! Rex quickly attempts to break down his prison cell with the chains being broken by his teeth, only for electricity to zap him! Cubert cries as the Eagle tries to bite off his head before the two are interrupted by Rapture's baddest inmates! So horrible, so mean and so ruthless, that Rapture decided to make a mini sitcom home for them to be fucking stupid in instead of them going, "Hey Alex, I'm gonna cosplay like (REDACTED) with my friends!" And Rapture gets mad like, "GOD DAMM IT! ARE YOU TRYING TO GET ME SUED?!" before beating the shit out of them! The five prisoners are ready for their breakout, they're The Musical Merries! Dark Matter emits through the vents as the remnants scream in pain before their presence! Cubert hides in the janitor's closet while the Eagle Polluter tries to argue with the merries before giving up its disguise as it reveals itself as the Wish Imp? Turns out it was just trolling Cubert, but then The Imp begins to scream before the Musical Merries does their goofy episode of where they drive a clown car at the Wish Imp like a stage play where the Remnants shiver while munching on popcorn! When it's over, the Wish Imp is paralyzed by the pianos they dropped on him! Cubert bites his flippers at this... Bro has got a lot of unchecked trauma!

Primal Chords (399/463) Season 8 Episode 29: Daddy Rapture's Torture Porn

Episode Order: 29/47 Air Date: March 29, 2012

Synopsis: Dr. Rapture orders his guards to bring Rex into his office. There is much to discuss! The Drones grab Rex out of his cell before taking him into a tiny room with a large monitor showing Dr. Rapture's grinning face... Rapture showcases Rex's misadventures from the moment he meets Trixie to defeating a bunch of Polluters. Now, he had successfully ended the Colorlings, and to think his optimism was foolish! Hahaha... Rex's face grows impatient at the realization that his personality had been taken advantage of by some insane scientist who wants to open portals with the power of song?! Then, Rex's jaw dropped as Rapture reveals his friends Trixie and Zen are trapped within the Rift, an unstable anomaly where paradoxical beings reside, a gateway to the multiverse, but covered in Dark Matter! Trixie and Zen struggle to keep their sanity intact as they hang on to many math equations while hoping Rex is okay! Little did they know, Trixie would be so ashamed if she learned what her friend did! Rex demands to return his friends before the monitor shuts off, and suddenly, Cubert crashes from a vent, landing on Rex's head! Rapture decides to make a deal, a real deal! If Rex wants to be free, he must play along with the Musical Merries' latest performance, or he'll be imprisoned forever until the meteorite comes down!

Primal Chords (400/463) Season 8 Episode 30: Still Not Cancelled (Easter Special)

Episode Order: 30/47 Air Date: April 5, 2012

Synopsis: WE'VE REACHED 400 EPISODES OF IMPRISMIA!!!! :D (On an Easter Special of all things!) Musical Merries, Periwinkle's obscure puppet reboot cartoon! The one with the puppets of dead- (This VHS is punishable by Periwinkle Pictures for copyright infringement, you'll be next!) In this special episode of Imprismia, we are sent way back, WAY BACK to the year 2009, where childhood friends, Tom and Max from Misfit Sketches having a nice sleepover during the year 2009 when Emma, Tom's Mom brings in yummy cookies for the playdate when they put in the Musical Merries VHS Tape where the two rascals fall asleep to, but when Tom is dreaming strange visions of Periwinkle's founder from the end credits of, "In memory of Robert Morselli." and then Tom finds himself in the peculiar alleyways of a dark city without his sketchbook, where he hears a commotion of what looked like Robert doing vigiliante justice against vile criminals caught for crimes such as terrorism and rape! Tom almost gets caught by Pip, but Robert comes to the rescue with a corny message before graphically murdering the five criminals and putting their bodies in a bag, where he walks off to his studio! Tom follows Robert to the "Periwinkle Headquarters, where dreams are blossoming!" Tom is immediately shocked to find the exact moment of the VHS tape being played with executives screaming as the dead criminals are one by one slotted into the puppets! Tom wakes up startled, noticing the VHS tape playing in a darker light. Was it... No. The Puppets almost glanced at Tom before joking about subverting expectations and Rusty hitting his wife back to the kitchen! Tom chooses to stay ignorant for the sake of his sanity, but now he will know the truth soon enough!

Primal Chords (401/463) Season 8 Episode 31: Hannibal's Picnic Basket

Episode Order: 31/47 Air Date: April 12, 2012

Synopsis: With the duo now caught in the stage of a Musical Merries episode, Cubert and Rex are outside to be introduced as "Celebrity Cameos" as they stand in a field, watching a family of puppets go on a picnic while eating raw human meat! They are the Concertos, a fake family that seems almost too perfect, their songs causing local distress to the Colorlings, which takes Rex's attention. He has to revive them, the guilty feelings get to him as he starts having flashbacks to when they were corrupted, and then he killed them, one by one. Cubert stars as the cute widdle dancing penguin like he's from Happy Feet until he slips on a banana, dropping his glasses and becoming blind! Rex notices something is smelling funky in the picnic basket, only to find it empty, and the Concertos start to growl at them like savages, showing off fangs and claws before jumping out of their skin, revealing their proper forms... ROTTING CARCASSES STITCHED CRIMINALS! Cubert screams before dodging every attack as the stage bursts into flames! The remnants are paralyzed with fear, confused about what is happening! Pip, the baby with a ukulele, threatens everyone to stop before he shoots them! During this hostage situation of 5 puppets against defenseless cartoons and game characters, they suddenly smell something burning and the Musical Merries are horrified to see one of their puppets are on fire, oh shit! One of the remnants screams at the intercom for Rapture to get the extinguisher, but something has waltzed inside the prison, the werewolf Tom has been waiting for... How does time work when you're stuck in different timelines?

Primal Chords (402/463) Season 8 Episode 32: Money Printer Goes BRRR

Episode Order: 32/47 Air Date: April 19, 2012

Synopsis: Tom arrives in the receptionist area, where he notices the hanging bodies of guards, all dead from brutal methods like decapitation or ripped organs. Tom whistles at the chaos as he finds a vault! This will be great, stealing Alex's valuables and taking them home! What is Alex gonna do? Cry to the police? Tom immediately busts open the vault and sees the jackpot! Wait, when has Tom ever cared about money? It's not like he's struggling- Oh, what the hell is wrong with a bit? OK, MAYBE A LOT! Tom starts frantically grabbing all the money he can, and his werewolf senses make him so hungry and without thought... He starts EATING the money! When Tom gets cocky of the newfound jackpot, a loud screech of a alarm bot detects him as an intruder and then the door begins to close on its own! Tom angrily sprints towards the exit, but unfortunately, Tom is too late, and is now stuck in the vault! Suddenly, Rapture comes on the intercom, shocked as hell if he didn't realize it was Tom. He went this far into the past to stop him? Ha HA! What an idiot! Rapture monologues about how Tom arrived too late mock his sudden greed and say that the two weren't different all along! During the monologue, Tom recognizes the vault's solar-powered lock system and then, with a grin on his face... He pulls out a laser beam and points it towards the solar panels, causing the vault to open. Rapture screams before the alarms ring in the complex, alerting that a dangerous intruder has arrived! Tom realizes he hears the marching noise of something!

Primal Chords (403/463) Season 8 Episode 33: Kitchen Nightmares Cannibal Edition

Episode Order: 33/47 Air Date: April 26, 2012

Synopsis: The Prison Cell Block has opened to reveal remnants dashing for the exit with Cubert getting trampled on for his small size while Rex confronts the Musical Merries, revealing the dazzling corpses of the Concerto! Yeah, family for sure. Family for freaks! The puppets growl in their distorted voices before they decide that no one will be escaping the prison, not with serial killers on the run! Rex carries Cubert before they sprint for their lives, hiding within parts of the jail under the Musical Merries, making horror references with Pip, Cadence, Theo, Rusty, and Melody threatening to hurt everyone because it's just fun, no Robert to punish them like the demons they are, no mercy... Rex and Cubert find a way out through the cafeteria, but they're blocked off by the guards sent to eliminate intruders. Then, Rex smashes the guard with zero remorse! During the brutal fight, Cubert is finally surrounded by the Concerto, his small size mocked like a bully at a playground! The insults slowly start to make Cubert cry, especially with Melody's rotting vagina just hanging like that (someone will R34 that), making him recall his suicidal life, was it a joke? Was immortality a mistake? He had everything he ever asked for, but it came at a terrible price! Suddenly, right as they were about to meet their fate. A certain someone with fire coming from their mouth and claws dripping with blood reveals himself!

Primal Chords (404/463) Season 8 Episode 34: Freezer Burn Fatality

Episode Order: 34/47 Air Date: May 3, 2012

Synopsis: Cubert must be dreaming... Well, most of the Prismatic Maw has been a drug trip, but no shot. It was Tom, sure, in werewolf form, but there he was! Cubert's memories immediately come flowing back while Tom ignores Cubert, like a pet not to be bothered by! Rex notices Cubert's unstable expression and then suspects something is up with this guy! The Concerto Family decides to fight Tom, ready to slice him into bits and pieces for some lunch! The Lights go off, and Tom tells Rex and Cubert that he'll take care of this! Tom uses his infrared vision to hunt the family down, noticing Pip giggling with a knife before lunging! Tom quickly grabs the baby before bashing its head against the table as it tries to slash the wolf's eyes out! Just when Pip got thrown into a dumpster, Melody attempts to strangle Tom from behind, only for the werewolf to crunch her head off with his powerful jaws. Still, when her hanging body keeps flailing like a zombie, he pulls out a damaged metal rod and impales her drooping boobs like it is slime as the assets drop to the floor, being devoured by a bunch of rampaging flies. Tom snarls at Theo as he plants a few bombs to blow up stuff, but when Rex throws the piano at Theo to slam him to the wall, the bomb explodes, sending tables flying, and Cubert nearly gets squashed! Cadence laughs manically, trying to ambush Rex with a rotten apple, to which, what kind of fool do you take him as? Rex punches the puppet, sending her flying towards an oven where Cubert slams it shut, cooking her for an hour! Finally, Tom taunts Rusty with his dead family members as Rusty charges towards Tom with a machete! Tom jumps, landing with a vibration that sends Rusty landing in the meat freezer, where he intends to take Rex with him as a trafficked pet, but Cubert and Tom pull with their might, ultimately freeing Rex from Rusty's cold hands! Rusty gets trapped inside the freezer, and everyone sighs with relief before Rapture's sudden intercom.

Primal Chords (405/463) Season 8 Episode 35: Countdown to Clusterfuck

Episode Order: 35/47 Air Date: May 10, 2012

Synopsis: Rapture is impressed by the destruction Tom and his pesky friends made, but he will make sure they're trapped with him forever! Alex announces on the radio to all the remnants banging by the exit that he's gonna blow up this prison as he intends to join his wife in heaven, a tearful farewell to everyone! He refuses to wait months for more humiliation! Tom might have won, but he will not let him get away with it! Everyone screams at Alex to not do it, but he's beyond deranged, and it's up to Tom, Rex, and Cubert to confront Alex while the remnants must find a tunnel escape plan! Cubert tells Rex that he'll help the remnants escape while Rex and Tom go up the stairs, where Warden Alex awaits in the office. Tom kicks down the door, finding Rapture ready to jump into a large machine and a self-destruct button prepared to blow everyone to kingdom come! Tom talks about how stupid Alex is and that he lost a season ago! Just give up! Alex begins to go delirious the more facts Tom states, like who was the one who brought you to debt?! *flashbacks to the government* What drove you insane? *flashbacks to obsession with inventions to the event of Nova's abduction* Alex screams from the top of his lungs and aims his gun at Tom and Rex, proclaiming they're the reason why he's miserable! Tom catches the stray bullet, and Rex swipes it back at Alex's remote, shattering it with a one-minute countdown! Alex quickly jumps, only to be kicked in the face by Tom, who uses his torso fur as a makeshift trampoline to bounce back into the machine! The door slams shut as Alex flips off everyone before Rex and Tom escape the office! Alex's body becomes one with Dark Matter, now the grim statistic.

Primal Chords (406/463) Season 8 Episode 36: Michael Bay's Wet Dream

Episode Order: 36/47 Air Date: May 17, 2012

Synopsis: The goal is to start escaping as the prison complex is due to explode in a minute! Tom takes a free ride on Rex's back as they meet up with Cubert, who retrieved the Colorling Souls to revive them back to their colorful states, and everyone rushes down the exit with the minute ticking down! From a broken elevator to rogue prisoners ready to kill others for free food and the occassional screaming on the intercom as Alex proceeds to send his final message to Nova about all the times they spent as married couple and the time he saw Nova's beautiful face before the last thing we see is Alex's face becoming engulfed by Dark Matter! (Holy fucking TRAGIC) Right before the exit, Rex is met with the angry yell of Frostclaw, claiming that the three murdered his master in cold blood and now wants nothing to do with them beyond hatred! The Remnants are suddenly cornered by a vicious Frostclaw who begins shredding through them like an animal before Tom notices the countdown is almost over! Tom makes a large amount of his stamina to exhale a blast of fire, blowing everyone tumbling out of the prison complex like a bowling ball! Cubert lands on Rex, who lands on Tom as the Remnants return on their feet! They are free at last! Suddenly, the prison explodes with a loud bang, and all of the evidence that could have gotten Rex to the Rift is gone. Rex starts sobbing for his stupidity while Tom reassesses that they're rich! Hooray! Frostclaw walks away, grinning as their celebration will be cut short by the impending meteorite! For his fallen master!

Primal Chords (407/463) Season 8 Episode 37: Creeper? Aw Fuck (Minecraft Crossover)

Episode Order: 37/47 Air Date: May 24, 2012

Synopsis: The official crossover event between Imprismia and Minecraft! When Tom stumbles upon a strange world after he finds a portal that warps him to a realm where everything is made out of cubes and is out to get him! Tom, determined to get back home, is suddenly taken in by a group of Villagers, where he stays the night in horror after a zombie horde ambushes the village and raids every home! Tom finds himself capable of suddenly building and then running away from the zombies while building a dirt shelter where he watches his villager caretakers die, promising revenge to the zombies! During one of Tom's resource trips as he builds an epic castle, his imagination craving the vengeful destruction where he watches all, Tom finds an island full of dinosaurs and adopts Rex, where he becomes Tom's Mount! Together, they go mining for diamonds while creepers and skeletons try to bully Tom! Cubert joins the team after hiding in a cave after a skeleton struck his throat and became Tom's Pet on that day forward! But with each day until the great Zombie War, there is a montage of Tom slowly becoming a colonist, his rage fueling him as he starts to enslave the local continent for OP Equipment under no means necessary! Eventually, when Rex detects an incoming Zombie invasion after Tom's colonized continent is attacked by boats of zombies, Tom declares war on the Zombies! What begins is the bloodiest massacre, where Tom bashes down every zombie enemy! Their guts spill as the Colorlings, guardians of nature, join on to sing about the love of VIOLENCE! The thrill to destroy! With the Zombies gone, Tom is bestowed by the Colorlings to return home, but not without a teary goodbye! *Tom left the server, leaving Cubert and Rex in eternal purgatory for over a decade!* Imprismia Phase 3:

Primal Chords - Season 9 Trailer Summary: Coming this August on YouTube and Newgrounds! In the ninth and final season of

Primal Chords, everything changes! With the Prismatic Maw being swallowed by the Rift and the rest of its inhabitants, everyone finds themselves trapped within the sadistic whims of Tick Tock, who toys with them like a puppet to their master! As a gateway to the corrupted Multiverse and Tick Tock's domain where he has harboring revenge against the Simulator, he puts a inverted spell on the Maw, turning it reversed, where everything conventional is turned backwards, where existence becomes non existence as Rex must find the whereabouts of Zen and Trixie as the Rift becomes the new reality shortly after the meteorite destroyed what was left of Earth! In the Inversia Realm, Dark Matter is embraced as Negari's Savior and desires to capture the dinos in their industrialized realm, where the Prismatic Maw is forced to adopt the complete opposite of everything! This Wildly Reversed Season will be putting conventions to the test as Rex attempts to save the Prismatic Maw and his species before Tick Tock undoes all of life in an attempt to revive the Multiverse! *Dark Matter peers from the rift as a bunch of murderous remnants laugh from their universes, aimed to kill. Then a sound of a clock ticking is heard...* Season 9, coming August 9, 2012. It's time for the most apocalyptic chapter in Imprismia's History yet! Will Rex be able to rescue Trixie and Zen? Will Trixie accept Rex's apology? And most importantly, will poor Cubert get some deserved therapy for the constant suffering he has endured for the last 8 seasons? Find out at the end of

Primal Chords...

Primal Chords (408/463) Season 8 Episode 38: Mother Nature's Period

Episode Order: 38/47 Air Date: May 31, 2012

Synopsis: Just as Rex, Cubert, and Tom thought they were safe from the horrors of Rapture's prison, the volcano begins to shake, causing the remnants to panic again. On the mountain was a mutated Prismling, angered at Rex killing the Colorlings and disrupting the balance of the world. Now, the evil has awakened! ...Rex tries to yell that this was all a misunderstanding. Still, when Frostclaw tries to exaggerate things further, the Prismling opens its third eye, activating the entire wildlife, where thousands of animals and plants surround our heroes. The Prismling commands all of nature to go after Rex, Cubert, and Tom, and Frostclaw wickedly snatches the Colorling souls to act as the Karma Houndini.... And then he starts speeding off with them, causing Rex to scream angrily! With the Prismatic Maw's entire ecosystem angered at him, it seems like the final battle is near... Rex commands everyone to chase after Frostclaw and redeem Rex before the island banishes him forever.

Primal Chords (409/463) Season 8 Episode 39: Plants Vs Zombies but Worse

Episode Order: 39/47 Air Date: June 7, 2012

Synopsis: Into the jungles where rising poison and dinosaur munching trees are starting to take over as the Prismling unleashes its fury on the world, Rex thought he had gotten used to it! Rex tells Tom and Cubert to split up because it won't work for them, and they can rescue the Colorlings while Rex deals with a few hundred predators and plants trying to kill him for a misunderstood reason. Rex and the remnants continue running from the carnivorous plants, and each of the weak remnants meets its match, from poison to missed parkour to trees taking over their bodies! Soon, the only ones left are Frostclaw and the Colorling souls as Rex angrily stares at Frostclaw's smug face and demands the souls before he kills him! Frostclaw quickly scampers off, leaving Rex to face off against something he never thought would happen... A group of rabid gargoyles that charge and swoop at the dino with their sharp beaks and talons! Rex ends up being pushed into a hole, where he uses a stone tool Tom made during the Prison Arc to defend himself. Rex shoves a sword up one of their mouths as the others keep clawing at his scales! Eventually, Rex digs underground, and screeches can be heard as the gargoyles try to rip apart the ground while other remnants are shredded or devoured by nature!

Primal Chords (410/463) Season 8 Episode 40: Badlands Bad Times

Episode Order: 40/47 Air Date: June 14, 2012

Synopsis: Tom arrives at the badlands where he finds a bunch of Remnants suddenly spasming before the Dark Matter takes a form before Tom's eyes as it uses its uncanny features to strike fear in Tom as the rocks are forming a gigantic mouth that makes up the monster's hills as its mouth and the tongue is its ground! Tom battles his way through the enchanted demonic properties of this place with the Dark Matter using the ground as its tongue, almost dragging him down to an eternal hellish landscape of endless darkness! When Tom thinks he can run away, the Dark Matter summons a swarm of mutated hybrid remnants after him. After a car glitches into existence, he begins driving for miles, only to end up dead. As Tom runs over many of the beasts like a badass and then jumps over a vast canyon as the car falls into a pool of lava, Tom lands right by the mysterious Lost City as he stares off at the horizon where a meteorite is coming, soon...

Primal Chords (411/463) Season 8 Episode 41: Jaws But Make It Worse

Episode Order: 41/47 Air Date: June 21, 2012 Synopsis Cubert waddles through the snow fields, nearly buried alive in a sudden avalanche that took many remnants. Cubert dives into the water only to find himself face to face with a huge Megalodon! The Megalodon roars with a ferocity as it lunges at the penguin like its prey! Cubert takes some snorkels before swatting away leeches and the loud sounds of the water getting violent as a sudden rainstorm arrives in the middle of the ocean! Suddenly, a tidal wave appears, taking Cubert with it, and he's forced to swim for his life with his frail flippers as the Megalodon chases after Cubert! A group of remnants watch Cubert's pleas for help and are about to send out a lifeboat until Cubert is roped to safety, but begins seeing the remnants as his experimentors and starts to go on a crazed session where Dark Matter keeps whispering in his ear as his eyes are blank white like some zombie! With an extra 200 remnants out of the picture, Cubert runs away as his soul begins to feel contaminated and he accepts whatever his fate may be...

Primal Chords (412/463) Season 8 Episode 42: Volcano Vibe Check

Episode Order: 42/47 Air Date: June 28, 2012

Synopsis: Frostclaw was about to reach the volcano, but a sudden boulder came crashing down on him, and he lost his soul in the process! Frostclaw notices Rex has survived being eaten by rabid gargoyles and is just glaring at him like Rex is done with this shit, he can't stay optimistic anymore! The souls were the only thing keeping everyone safe, so without them, everyone will be destroyed by Dark Matter's corruption! Frostclaw laughs at Rex's cold-blooded expression! It's just like what Rapture said, the meteorite will ruin them all eventually! Why not just give in? Frostclaw quickly runs up the volcano with the soul as Rex races up the side of the volcano, finally using his father's advice of strength as he rips a muscle fiber to leap into the air and dive kick Frostclaw down into a crater! Frostclaw covers his blood-soaked fur as they finally confront each other in one hellish fight for their lives, where the winner decides the fate of the entire Archipelago.

Primal Chords (413/463) Season 8 Episode 43: Indiana Bones and the Temple of Bullshit

Episode Order: 43/47 Air Date: July 5, 2012

Synopsis: Tom arrives at the Forbidden Lost City and notices a bunch of weirdly designed machinery with an underground colosseum filled with Remnants that are dying inside. At the same time, statues of the Drakzorians are lined up everywhere, as if this place were a temple of some sort. Was this civilization destroyed? And what was with these strange devices? Tom goes through a labyrinth and solves puzzles while fighting off Dark Matter remnants from the labs of the Lost City! Tom encounters a new species of ancestors of the Drakzorians, less evolved but still more intelligent than humans of 200X. These blue lizard aliens begin chasing after Tom for his flesh. At the same time, he accidentally activates an ancient alarm that opens the gate for a large robot with bendy arms as Tom snarled, getting ready to fight Grouchinator 5.0?! Apparently, this was a prototype Rapture was making but never got around to finishing it, so it's withered with time, but it's still more than a match for a werewolf... Tom battles the Grouchinator, avoiding plasma cannons, slashing at the metal, ripping off wires, and throwing heavy machinery to take out the trash! Tom finds the heart of the city, where the central plaza is located, where a calendar marks the extinction day... Tom's eyes widen as he rushes towards a station where he finds escape plans from the Drakzorians that involved rebellious colonists who disobeyed the Drakzorian order and almost paid the ultimate price as a form of a meteorite! Tom stumbles upon blueprints of a machine that can create rifts in the spacetime continuum with some precise calculation and Dark Matter... Tom gasps, realizing this might be it! The way out of this hellhole of an island!

Primal Chords (414/463) Season 8 Episode 44: Rift Raft Disaster

Episode Order: 44/47 Air Date: July 12, 2012

Synopsis: As Cubert noticed the meteorite getting closer to the world, he began weeping as he knew his fate was sealed, not like anyone would care that a dumb penguin is dead... Suddenly, he notices something odd in the sky, a strange rift with a bunch of stars all in one! This must be it, this must be the Rift! Cubert tries to hop towards the sky, but ends up falling into the claws of Deepak, an evil crow Remnant that wants Cubert's soul as a midnight snack for their master... Cubert begins being carried by the bird, but not without a fight! Cubert attempts to free himself, but the crows are too strong for him, as Cubert notices the Rift is closing up. He has no choice but to sacrifice himself to save everyone's life, so he begins biting at Deepak's face, causing it to shriek, and he falls onto a rough nest full of dangerous carnivorous storks that start pecking away at Cubert like some feast! Just as all seems lost... The Ground begun glitching once again as the Rift casts a portal that begins to levitate Cubert out of this world, he pleads to be let go before Deepak's body hits Cubert, causing the two to go crashing through the Rift, leaving the rest of the Maw in a inhospitable climate as parts of the ground are being picked up, water forms tornadoes and the volcano begins bursting with lava that scorches the land.

Primal Chords (415/463) Season 8 Episode 45: BBQ Tiger Tonight

Episode Order: 45/47 Air Date: July 19, 2012

Synopsis: Rex and Frostclaw engage in a showdown within the volcano's burning depths, with the island's fate hanging in the balance as a mutated Prismling fights over the souls while Dark Matter slowly devours the Maw... The intense heat and volatile environment add a layer of urgency and danger to their clash, pushing them to the limits of their strength and agility. Rex screams at Frostclaw that he lived his life having his optimism taken advantage of and put his trust in the wrong people, and now he has lost everyone, all because Frostclaw betrayed him! Frostclaw starts feeling the radiating anger as Rex reaches the limit. From the blood caused by Frostclaw's hands, he's gonna make sure Frostclaw will fucking suffer, activating the primal instincts like his father once did! Frostclaw stays ignorant, knowing all he needs to do is wait for the Meteorite to bathe the Maw in destruction until suddenly, Frostclaw screams in agony as Rex dips his fingers in magma and swipes it across Frostclaw's body, leaving a nasty scar on his body as Rex grips the tiger, digging his claw inside Frostclaw's neck, threatening Frostclaw to tell Rex this ONCE! Deliver the Orbs, and no one gets hurt. Frostclaw has no other choice but to accept the argument before being brutally thrown off the side of the volcano, shattering every bone in his body. Rex finally won and has to confront the Prismling, only to look at the sky...

Primal Chords (416/463) Season 8 Episode 46: Portal to Hell

Episode Order: 46/47 Air Date: July 26, 2012

Synopsis: Back to Tom, after fighting off a few more remnants and entering an underground chamber, he sees an abandoned laboratory with a Rift Machine containing a considerable amount of corrupted data, Dark Matter, and... some gear! Tom begins setting up the gear and notices the portal is closed, meaning he would need a pure soul to activate it... He has no choice but to lure in a remnant that would be pure of heart, and he knows how to get one! Tom orchestrates a sport for each mutated remnant stuck in a cage to engage in a battle of the fittest! The remnants are confused, only for Tom to activate some sadistic gladiatorial games for the Remnant as the Remnants begin cannibalizing each other! Cartoons, Video Games, Books... all monsters controlled by Tom until whoever survives gets to go home! The Remnants aren't happy about being manipulated by their "Savior" into becoming a gladiator for Tom's amusement! But hey, if it means death is a release from this torment, then so be it... After an hour of bloody battle between the stereotypes of the worlds, only one remained, a brave hero who had slain countless foes and survived wars! Yeah, yeah, Tom shoves the hero into the machine. Still, when the hero wants to argue over who gets to use the Rift, They are met with the rift shredding the cave wide open, revealing the entire island floating into the rift with the hero trying to save himself before holding onto Tom's leg before Tom kicks the hero, letting the hero plummet to a grimly death!

Primal Chords (417/463) Season 8 Episode 47: Meteorite Rights Were a Mistake (Season Finale)

Episode Order: 47/47 Air Date: August 2, 2012

Synopsis: On Imprismia's 8th Year Anniversary and the season finale of all things, poetic! The Prismling stands on the clouds, awaiting the meteorite's final hours before it lands. It is ready to end Earth and its inhabitants in one hellish collision that will cause the greatest mass extinction known to dinosaur kind. Suddenly, Rex confronts Prismling as he tries to give the Colorling souls back! They were just misguided by Frostclaw's anger issues! Prismling refuses to believe such accusations until Rex notices the meteorite is about to smash into the ground within 10 minutes... Rex quickly explains to the Prismling that WITHOUT the Colorling Souls, Dark Matter would have taken over the entire Maw by now, and the Prismatic Maw relies on harmonic frequencies that would stop this meteor from ending the world! Prismling slowly recognizes the error of his ways as Rex quickly hands off the Colorling Souls to Prismling before Frostclaw, now heavily scarred from the previous battle, threatens to destroy Rex this time, and there is no escape! Rex tries to shove the Colorling souls into the Prismatic Prism, but Frostclaw keeps lunging at Rex, causing a fight between the claws with gore spilling out of each other! Rex screams at Frostclaw if it's worth it all, trying to kill Rex for a master who left him to die! Rex begins pinning down Frostclaw as Frostclaw screams before the volcano starts cracking as the event horizon has come! Just as the Prismatic Prism was restored and the Colorlings came to life, they quickly flew up in the rift, making Rex, Frostclaw, and the Prismling scream before the Rift reveals its open mouth, revealing its Dark Matter, welcoming everyone to their demise! Suddenly, Frostclaw decides to leave the group, sacrificing himself as he falls into Earth, where the meteorite has begun making its mark on the Maw! The final thing we see is Frostclaw's final grin before a bright light flashes... and then Rex, Tom, Cubert, and others find themselves in a white void of nothing as the rift traps them within! Season 9

Primal Chords (418/463) Season 9 Episode 1: Unnatural Selection

Episode Order: 1/46 Air Date: August 9, 2012

Synopsis: When our unfortunate heroes ended up in a new realm shortly after the meteorite destroyed what was their one way home, they found themselves in a strange white void, and the floating Prismatic Maw began to stop as Rex sees all of Time pause itself... As if it were being controlled- Suddenly, Rex hears the laughter of a strange clockwork monster who reveals himself as Tick Tock! He plays around with the frozen expressions of the monsters of the destroyed archipelago as Rex begins questioning why Tick Tock is doing this! Tick Tock demands that Rex show respect because he saved them from extinction, and they should thank him! Now, he'll be reversing time to unmake everyone's existence! No hard feelings, just some good old time travel! Rex's pupils shake as Tick Tock reveals his cage with Zen and Trixie inside and begins to use his Inversion ability to cause the Prismatic Maw to be flipped upside down, revealing a whole new realm built on reversed time! This should keep them cozy in their new ecosystem while time unravels itself for the better! Tick Tock leaves the rift, with the cage dropping from some unknown area! How will everyone be able to survive when everything is now the Opposite?!

Primal Chords (419/463) Season 9 Episode 2: Prey for the Wicked

Episode Order: 2/46 Air Date: August 16, 2012

Synopsis: Cubert washed up on shore in the Inverted Maw, and Deepak dragged his body along the sand! Cubert argues with Deepak about now being stuck here, and there's no way out! Deepak's belly rumbles, realizing she was supposed to eat Cubert! Cubert runs for the fields from a hungry Deepak until the two are distracted by grazing carnivores and hostile herbivores?! Cubert hits the sudden realization that everything is reversed, but Deepak refuses to listen and charges at the small rhinos, only to get impaled by their horn as they begin feasting on his flesh! Cubert watches in horror and quickly hides in the tall grass, watching as Deepak disintegrates into Dark Matter, where Cubert uncovers something horrifying: Dark Matter is healing them?! Oh No... If Rapture was correct, THEY'RE IN DARK MATTER'S TERRITORY! Cubert decides to start his survivor log, cataloging this new world with the echoes of Rapture's speech about Cubert's trauma as a toy. No, Cubert is gonna prove he can be independent! Suddenly, Deepak's bloody corpse is launched into the cave, baffled by what she just saw!

Primal Chords (420/463) Season 9 Episode 3: Inverted Inferno

Episode Order: 3/47 Air Date: August 23, 2012

Synopsis: Rex is running through a volcanic area where lava flows upward. The humid climate is arid, destroying prior senses of reality as a bunch of Remnants are fighting over territory, causing Rex to have to take a detour where the Prismling leads him into the upside down jungle where the leaves are brown, the trees are made out of metal and everything feels like a fever dream to the T-Rex... The Prismling explains through motion that time is currently reversing as we know it, and that they must keep running, think of what you'd do the OPPOSITE of in this realm! Doing conventional things will lead to disaster! Prismling knows this thanks to the Colorlings' ability to communicate with invisible frequencies that the naked eye can't see, so Rex is forced to listen to his guide... Suddenly, a group of Negari with bones exposed begin chasing after the dinosaur as they have a mission to convert the strange new creature into their kind! Prismling claims to Rex that they must find the Colorlings again, much to Rex's anger! Not again! But the Colorlings are in the opposite biome of their original form this time. Rex begins to hear discordant frequencies from afar, alerting the local Negari Tribes!

Primal Chords (421/463) Season 9 Episode 4: God Complex and Skeleton Crews

Episode Order: 4/46 Air Date: August 30, 2012

Synopsis: Tom struggles against the confines of the Negari after his confrontational encounter with a tribe that believes he is some lost wanderer and has no idea Tom is ready to cook them alive like every delusional idiot who fell for Tom's made-up tragic backstory. The Negari are a species of skeletal creatures born from Dark Matter and follow the teachings of Tick Tock's plans to unmake all of existence to promise a better future. The Leader, Godfather, believes Tom is a messenger from Tick Tock and that they must feed his hunger! Tom is thrown into a cage, watching the Negari stand over an ice pit and begin tossing meat at Tom as he angrily yells at them to stop! Suddenly, the Negari Cultists are dispatched by the entry of the Hero, only for Tom to groan at his perfection! Of course, another insufferable hero! The Godfather decides to spare Tom as long as the hero keeps low with his dangerous light... Tom will figure out an escape and kill the Hero so he can return home!

Primal Chords (422/463) Season 9 Episode 5: Lava Bucket Baptism

Episode Order: 5/46 Air Date: September 6, 2012

Synopsis: With Rex and his mount, Prismling, on the run from sudden Negari Intruders, they enter the Scorching Arctic where the Corrupted Redling is stationed. With a body made of volcanic rock and magma veins, it uses its tail to bash rocks against the volcano, causing the ground to shake rapidly! Rex must battle through the metallic arctic as lava geysers erupt from the ground and the Redlings' roars attract the Negari's attention, who are now capturing the Prismling for a sacrifice! Prismling demands that Rex find lava beneath the ice sheet and heal the Redling! Rex quickly runs towards the Redling, avoiding its deadly swipes and screeches while magma begins to spill from the sky. The Negari begin to surround Rex and the Redling with spears and guns! Heavy Metal fucking plays like a shockwave, and the Redling summons a swarm of fire ants to devour the skeletons alive. The Redling continues to fight Rex until Rex robs a bucket and dips it into lava, splashing the hot magma on the Redling as its rocky exterior begins to crack. The Lava begins to purify, turning red and blinding the Negari, making them flee! Its saturation lowers, revealing a healthier Redling! Rex frees the Prismling, and he congratulates Rex on his first victory! The three escape the Scorching Arctic after a hot blizzard scalds their flesh!

Primal Chords (423/463) Season 9 Episode 6: Crimes Against Tick Tock

Episode Order: 6/46 Air Date: September 13, 2012

Synopsis: With the Redling now tamed by Rex and the Prismling, they set out to find the Orangelings somewhere in the Damp Mesa, where rains of sand fall from the sky, and the rivers are made of molten tar! The ground is so wet that every single movement causes landslides of creatures being sent flying into the air, and logic continues to take a break! As the trio makes their way to the center of the Damp Mesa, a large orange shell sits in the air, glaring its corrupted eyes at the intruders as it sends out a duststorm their way! The Redling helps Rex as they begin to avoid the sandstorms. At the same time, the Orangelings' shell opens up, revealing a mouth with thousands of teeth as it tries to swallow Rex whole while spinning rapidly, causing thousands of spikes to rain down from the ground and almost impale them all! The Prismling is alerted by erupting pyramids from the sky, where mummies are aiming laser guns at the T-Rex, and a sandstorm is blinding everyone! Eventually, Redling uses its lava ability while the Prismling pulls out a mummy's chest to find its yellow heart. Rex smashes the lava inside its heart, creating orange, and runs up to the Orangeling as the badlands split open. Suddenly, the Orangeling's shell explodes into pieces, and its body almost becomes stunned, showing its weak spot, which is where Rex quickly splashes the orange paint inside its mouth, purifying its soul and turning it back to normal. The Orangeling and the Redling become fast friends, and the group leaves the Damp Mesa. Suddenly, a strange figure in the sky watches the heroes leave... Godfather wants these intruders dead for their crimes against Tick Tock!

Primal Chords (424/463) Season 9 Episode 7: The Withering Bite

Episode Order: 7/46 Air Date: September 20, 2012

Synopsis: After the purification of the Orangelings and Redlings, they reached the Withering Savannah, where toxic poison clouds were everywhere! The ground is made of mushrooms, releasing nasty chemicals. To even stand a chance in this hazardous land to find the Yellowling, they must find a way to create Yellow and get out of here shortly after! Prismling makes everyone sit inside Orangeling's shell as Redling spews a constant lava path to keep the toxins from killing the team. Rex and the others are surrounded by a pack of mutated fleshy zombies charging at them. Then Orangeling delivers a spike attack that reveals this is a zombie apocalypse after a chemical spill corrupted them! A Dozen ambushing Negari Tribesmen with gas masks charge at the three until one of the chemical lakes begins exploding, causing the release of oxygen to burn them, revealing a green substance! Rex quickly gathers the substance as the zombies start to pile up, and the Corrupted Yellowling shows up, making a screeching noise that causes the poison to become louder and the mushroom clouds erupt into deadly spores! The Orangeling and the Redling work together to hold off the Yellowling's toxic attacks while Rex sprints towards the creature, causing an acid downpour and slowed time, making it difficult to move. Eventually, the Yellowling opens its mouth to let out a poisonous gas, only for Rex to inject yellow into its throat, causing the Yellowling to cough up the toxins and turn back to normal. The Withering Savannah becomes a healthy environment again, but all the wildlife and toxic spores disintegrate! With the Yellowling saved, Rex reflects on the hope that Trixie and Zen are okay, or if they're mad...

Primal Chords (425/463) Season 9 Episode 8: Devolution Revolution

Episode Order: 8/46 Air Date: September 27, 2012

Synopsis: Meanwhile, Zen and Trixie are imprisoned by Tick Tock, who wants to use the two to find a way to reverse time for his plans... Zen claims he'll never get away with this before deciding to hit some bong while Trixie, the only voice of reason, tries to convince Zen this is serious! Trixie tries to talk with Tick Tock about whether reversing time is the answer, but he remains silent, only responding cryptically that "Time is a construct of patience..." He reveals that the Prismatic Maw's inhabitants are all trapped within a simulation, and that they've been playing in his little game! Suddenly, Zen and Trixie realize they're aging backwards and must find a way to escape.... Trixie tries to use her crystals to reflect any light onto the bars to burn them, but Tick Tock always predicts her move, causing her to scream out loud at the unfairness of this situation and that she has been waiting for Rex for who knows how long! Zen tries to get Tick Tock high on drugs, but instead Tick Tock decides to make things interesting! Trixie shouts as within a reversed countdown, Dark Matter will fill their bodies and corrupt them until the end of the episode, and then their souls will be Tick Tock's forever...! Zen makes a quip about drugs again while Trixie claims he will never get away with this before the crystals show Trixie her life and what Rex is doing right now, which fills her with anger for the t-rex, just before being consumed by Dark Matter!

Primal Chords (426/463) Season 9 Episode 9: Drought of the Living Dead

Episode Order: 9/46 Air Date: October 4, 2012

Synopsis: Traveling to the Parched Swamp, where a massive drought has left the land barren of any water. The ground is cracked and dry, and the vegetation has shriveled up. It's a harsh environment with intense heat and blacklight, making Dark Matter taunt as it travels through the veins of the group. But the sun is quenching them with UV Radiation rather than extreme thirst! Rex and the Colorlings face the challenge of navigating this inhospitable terrain and finding the Greenling before the Negari do! The Godfather has arrived on the scene, observing the imbalance, and decides to spice it up with portals opening up from several empty pocket dimensions. Now, Rex has to step on the proper ground with the Yellowling using electricity to make the portals visible for the team. The Orangeling uses its shell to shield them from the harmful UV radiation, while the Redling spots towards what is an oasis with the Greenling as a tree, just welcoming them? The Prismling knows this is a trick... Suddenly, they are all stopped by the Greenling using its tongue as a vine whip across the portals, causing unpredictable movement as Rex is trapped within the portals, as the Yellowling notices Dark Matter Veins are green! Rex quickly stalls time as the Colorlings defend themselves from intruding Negari forces and a gleeful Godfather! Rex lunges at the veins and then stabs them, leaking green blood. Then, it swallows it before running towards it as its tongue strikes the T-Rex like a snake. The Greenling opens its mouth as it almost bites Rex, but devours green blood! With Prismling having half the color spectrum saved and the Godfather declaring Rex to be a dimensional threat capable of ruining everything, they must find the Blueling right as Dark Matter begins to swallow the biome!

Primal Chords (427/463) Season 9 Episode 10: Trixie Cosplay Fail

Episode Order: 10/46 Air Date: October 11, 2012 Into the Blood Ocean, where the water is made of blood, the Greenling decides to be a raft as they temporarily calm down for a moment... Rex and the Prismling talk about the situation with the Negari and how their leader, Godfather, is determined to hunt them... Right there, the ocean begins to rapidly change colors as the Godfather shows up, claiming that he'll convert them and unlift a graveyard city full of skeletons and a bloodthirsty Blueling bashing against the raft as a tsunami hydra aimed to devour the group whole! The Colorlings defend themselves against the onslaught while Rex and the Prismling swim towards the city. They find nothing but evil Negari Mermaids trying to lure in their prey and use their seductive voices to manipulate them. When one of them tries to cosplay as Trixie, Rex refuses to fall for her tricks until they find the corrupted pearl emitting screeches of trapped souls, which causes the Blueling to go berserk! Just before Rex swam towards it, the Blueling appeared with its multiple heads as a cyclone, and the other Colorlings were trapped within its arms! Rex has to swim through the blood-soaked currents and avoid the mermaids' enchanting voices and the Blueling's deadly attacks of anchor chains, tentacles, and water blasts to free the Colorlings! Eventually, Rex gathers the pearl until the Godfather angrily launches a missile attack at the city! Rex quickly starts to swim away as the missiles hit the ground and turn the water into a boiling pot of blood, and Rex is sent flying into the air from the explosion's force. He quickly throws the pearl right at the Blueling's heart, causing it to explode into chunks of meat... Then, the Blueling appeared, turning the blood back to normal water as the Godfather angrily screams with the sudden rumble of the Inversia Realm collapsing due to the spectrum returning to normal with the chords getting balanced! There's one more left, everyone.... The Negari Tribes have declared war on Rex. They will ensure he fails to ruin Tick Tock's plans and will do anything to convert him to their cause!

Primal Chords (428/463) Season 9 Episode 11: Gravity's Grave

Episode Order: 11/46 Air Date: October 18, 2012

Synopsis: Rex and the Colorlings arrive at the Gravitational Top, where gravity begins to push the group upwards, and the Negari Tribes surround the area as strange vehicles and weapons of all kinds are being used against them. Meanwhile, the Purpleling lies in its deep slumber within a vortex of gravitational energy that gathers souls for Tick Tock's consumption. The Godfather orders his forces to convert the Colorlings and Rex to their cause or die trying! Rex is attacked by a group of heavily armed and armored skeletons with laser guns and grenades, and the Prismling commands his Colorlings to use their elements against the Negari! The Yellowling electrocutes the ground, the Redling spews lava from its mouth, the Blueling summons a tidal wave, the Orangeling uses its shell to protect itself, the Greenling swipes its vines to knock out several skeletons, and Rex is battling against the Godfather's army. At the same time, the mountain shakes with each breath, causing the Purpleling to awaken from its ethereal slumber and turn the mountain to life, shocking everyone but the Godfather, who is excited at the prospect of a good fight! The Mountain takes the shape of a gargoyle much larger than the other Colorlings combined. It starts rampaging through the Negari, its gravitational energy warping reality and causing the laws of physics to be broken. The battle intensifies as the Purpleling's gravity powers distort time and space. Rex must find a way to reach the top of the mountain, where the Purpleling's rage can be quelled. The Prismling begins to realize what is needed to balance the spectrum and then uses his Colorlings to create an aura around him that protects almost everything... Rex arrives at the caverns where gravity raises and lowers platforms. He dodges the Purpleling's attacks as it turns invisible, causing a distorted frequency to overwhelm the area. Using the Prismling's help, Rex creates a purple paintball gun to shoot the creature in its heart. The Purpleling is hit with the paint and slowly returns to normal. However, it's too late as the Godfather has just captured the Colorlings in time and begins using their powers to gather the Prism, corrupting the Prismling and turning it evil. Rex watches in horror as they fly away with the Prism, and he almost faints, but from sheer determination, he has to save the Colorlings and his friends, and so, the chase begins! After all, without the Prism, Rex could have died!

Primal Chords (429/463) Season 9 Episode 12: Triassic Trip (Halloween Special)

Episode Order: 12/46 Air Date: October 25, 2012

Synopsis: When Rex decides to travel through the night in search of the Prismling, he is suddenly met with hallucinations as he can see clocks in the sky reversing time and reality warping as he sees his deceased father, Alfred, in front of him... The Tyrannosaurus Rex tries to explain that everything was a lie and that Rex must join him in the afterlife. He claims that he misses his son, and Rex yells Never! He never loved Rex and only cared about himself! Alfred tells him he was wrong and wants to make amends. But, Rex demands to know why NOW?! Why is he appearing in front of him?! Suddenly, Alfred turns into a mutated rubber duck of Rex's nightmares as a young child and angrily screams at the duck that he'll kill it! The Duck laughs maniacally as it tries to chase down Rex with a knife, but Rex ends up being the apex predator he was destined to be by Alfred screaming in his head to man up and kill despite Rex's reluctance! Rex chases after the Duck, turning the generic monster chase scene to the monster pissing his pants like a bitch! The Duck tries to use its dick to deepthroat Rex but he bites down hard, causing castration towards the duck as he pleads for mercy but Rex quickly embraces his father's primal way and bashes a rock against its face until the Duck is beaten to a pulp and dies... Rex eats his body only for him to die from food poisoning, only for him to realize he can repossess his body... Lol, waste of time.

Primal Chords (430/463) Season 9 Episode 13: Tyrannosaurus Wrecked

Episode Order: 13/46 Air Date: November 1, 2012

Synopsis: On the run for the Godfather who has wielded the Prism against him, Rex has been running for hours trying to escape the Negari Tribesman as they hunt him down with their weapons, vehicles, and abilities that can cause a massacre! Rex is left to fend for himself, fighting through hordes of enemies using whatever means necessary. But when he sees a huge tribe in the distance, he heads for it. At the same time, the Godfather begins to taunt Rex as he uses the colors as sound blasters to interrupt Rex's eardrums, causing him to go deaf temporarily as a sound barrier begins to block him from escaping, and the Negari Tribes have him surrounded. However, Rex refuses to stay down and starts growling as the Negari fire lasers at the T-Rex! He makes a roar, disrupting the sound barrier, but the Godfather is prepared to finish the job. He decides to play with Rex and reveals that Tick Tock brought something very special. Rex's eyes widen in horror as he sees Trixie and Zen before him, but corrupted by Dark Matter. Rex has a doubtful encounter, believing that this is some trick, and then the Godfather claims that if Rex doesn't surrender, he'll kill them both... Zen and Trixie charge at Rex, causing a fight between friends as Rex is forced to defend himself against their attacks. He pleads for them to stop, but they refuse, and the Godfather watches in sadistic glee until suddenly, a grenade reaches the tank and launches him far in the sky, screaming for revenge before the Negari Tribe storms away... As Trixie and Zen are about to kill Rex with a psychedelic crystal shard to the chest, the prism begins to shoot colorful lasers everywhere. It causes Zen and Trixie to turn docile, where they faint and Rex is almost having a seizure, but ends up confronting his friends, who stare at him directly. But something was off right when Rex was about to have a heartfelt reunion with them... Trixie slaps him and calls him a heartless asshole! Rex felt the slap so hard that his veins began to boil! No way, he spent over a season and a half trying to find them! And this is what he gets?! A Slap to the face?! Rex starts screaming at Trixie about how she wasn't there and that he was fucking deceived! HE DIDN'T MEAN TO KILL THE COLORLINGS! IT WAS FROSTCLAW'S IDEA, AND THE PRISM IS RIGHT THERE! After calling Trixie a stupid bitch, she starts crying about how she shouldn't have trusted him and Zen drags Trixie away while glaring at Rex with the prism in Godfather's hand! Well, good job, Rex. You've just lost your friends... AGAIN!

Primal Chords (431/463) Season 9 Episode 14: Sympathy for the Devil's Newb

Episode Order: 14/46 Air Date: November 8, 2012

Synopsis: Meanwhile, Tom has skillfully integrated into the Negari Society. He is working as an undercover spy to work for the Negari, though he faked his Dark Matter transformation since he's full of it from the beginning! As he's disguised in a skeleton costume, he and his annoying co-worker, the obvious Hero Remnant who proclaims himself as Champ, are supposed to go to the Prism Temple to receive the Prism from Godfather, who is destined to wield such power. However, Tom has certain ulterior motives at hand, he thinks so far the Negari are okay people, Only for the duo to hear the sudden noise of a barrier of negative light being casted around the tribe after Rex had clear most of Inversia and the Godfather orchestrate a stage, where he announces he shows the Prism to the common Negari and Tom raises his eyebrow, knowing something is off and that's because it's he has power of the Prismling... But when Champ tries to push back on Tom's concerns. Something is very wrong, and he plays with it for now. They watch The Godfather's speech about how he wants his best warriors to venture into the Temple and see who's worthy of being the destined one, because keeping his reputation high means less angry rebellion despite what the Godfather plans to do to the Colorlings, sacrificing them to Tick Tock! Tom manipulates Champ through his annoying heroism, which he bets Champ can't resist! Champ agrees, and Godfather establishes a small test of faith, where Tom and Champ endure three difficult trials. If they fail any, they're exiled, and the duo must work together. The First Test is to survive a labyrinth full of fleshworms and traps that lead to empty voids. The Second Test is to descend a gigantic cave as chemicals are placed inside to prove their endurance in hazardous areas... The Third Test is a gladiatorial fight, something Tom loves because violence is his favorite hobby, and he gets to kick some ass against a giant stone golem with a axe! Each test was easy for Tom as he cheated his way through the labyrinth by jumping, and the second was with a stolen hazmat suit from a dead scientist. The third is Tom going into full-on violent mode, and the Godfather is impressed by Tom's sheer skill. Still, when Champ keeps proving his faith in plot armor to everyone by surviving each test somehow, even the fucking gladiator fight with kindness (disgusting), Tom decides to help him travel with him into the temple so that Tom can rid of him faster. The Godfather announces that his best warriors, Tom and Champ, will be chosen for the Prism Temple. Tom grins, knowing he has them in the palm of his hands.

Primal Chords (432/463) Season 9 Episode 15: Vore Art Online

Episode Order: 15/46 Air Date: November 15, 2012

Synopsis: The Prism Temple Games begin with Tom and his "hero" rival, Champ, being introduced as the leading competitors. The Negari Tribesmen cheer on their champions, and the Godfather explains the rules of the games. Tom and Champ will navigate a deadly parkour course about each element, and cheating and backstabbing are fair game. What matters is that they're the last person standing. However, the Godfather has a trick up his sleeve. The final obstacle is a pit of corrupted remnants that the Godfather kidnapped to chase after them in some epic chase scene, but first, the Parkour must go on! The Negari Tribesmen watch as Tom and Champ enter the first obstacle course: A sprawling lava field with real lava geysers, floating rocks, and hungry lava snakes waiting to swallow them whole! Oh yeah, there's also plasma lasers, meteorites falling from the ceiling, and even a creepy animatronic dragon to get vored by its molten core! Tom and Champ race to the geysers, avoiding the lava snakes and lasers. Champ uses his heroism to leap from rock to rock, but Tom snaps on a fireproof suit and jumps into the lava, swimming in and impressing everyone, including the Godfather! Champ tries to use kindness to tame everyone, but they end up booing him because the performance is boring. We want violence, gore, and death at all costs! The two eventually reach the dragon's stomach, where Tom decides to play a reference to devainart vore fanart and mocks the audience in the far back, YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE! Champ is disgusted and tries to save Tom from being vored, only for Tom to get naked out of nowhere and starts posing for devainart and mocking the fuck out of every vore pic he saw one time, causing the dinosaur to vomit the image out of its mouth. Tom escaped and quickly aimed his laser at the crowd, killing them before they could see him anywhere naked. The audience's moment is, "A-" Champ tries to tell Tom to take it seriously, and he groans and listens, for now...

Primal Chords (433/463) Season 9 Episode 16: Disappointsgiving (Thanksgiving Special)

Episode Order: 16/46 Air Date: November 22, 2012

Synopsis: With Tom taking a 1-hour break from the Prism Temple Games, he takes a small immersive experience throughout the Tribe as the invisible inverted barrier keeps negative light within the tribe from escaping. Tom is walking around the Negari Tribesmen, who are all coughing up blood and dying as they have encountered something horrible! Tom gets to the source of the bloodshed, and there it is! Champ! I KNEW HE WAS EVIL! Champ is seen saying thank you to a Negari and them quickly screaming in pain, almost like kindness is a poison to them... But that's not possible! Kindness can't be a poison, right?! Tom investigates the mystery until Champ stumbles upon Tom, much to Tom's disdain! The two are interrupted by the Godfather, who decides to invite the two for a Disappointsgiving Feast, where, yeah, you guessed it, they sacrifice someone to Dark Matter if they win the taste test! Champ and Tom are out on a strange journey to collect the ingredients, such as Gloomurians from the Withering Savannah, a Fractured Heart, and most of all, someone kind! Tom and Champ arrive at the feast, where they are greeted by the Negari, who are all naked, which is beginning to creep Tom out, while Champ foolishly delivers the meal, only for Godfather to reveal he was hungry for Champ this whole time! Suddenly, Tom punches the Godfather and the duo sprint out of the diner with screams of dying Negari occurring as the two make their way back to the Prism Temple Games, but not without a sudden ambush of Negari trying to shoot them down with their weapons, and the Godfather is on his fancy royal tank... Tom summons a rocket launcher out of nowhere thanks to his reality-bending powers and launches the rocket, destroying the tank and sending the Godfather flying. The Negari are defeated, and the Godfather screams at the two for revenge...

Primal Chords (434/463) Season 9 Episode 17: Drown and Out

Episode Order: 17/46 Air Date: November 29, 2012

Synopsis: Champ and Tom begin to bicker over who should lead. But Tom decides to let him have the lead, just cause he's the only nice one here in a tribe full of fucking freaks with flesh for faces. Champ falls for it and goes ahead, leading them through the second elemental obstacle course: A Swimming Pool, but don't drown because souls from the depths will drag you down and drown you! Jellyfish and Manta Rays also swim around, and the water is connected to a pipe that leads to a shockwave countdown that will electrocute the entire arena. It gets crazier with a Special Celebrity CAMEO from your favorite porous, slimy little marine animal. (The audience leans in, expecting the answer) He's all covered in slime, loves jokes, lives in a mango under the sea, and his name is... Drib from Gorp Gulch! (music flatlines) Yeah, I know you were thinking of something yellow and square, but copyright forbids me from doing so. So yeah, here's the knockoff version of the character. Tom and Champ start swimming through the currents as whirlpools form, causing Champ to get dragged into the water by a hand only for Dribb to come along and sing the Legally Distinct Bikini Bottom Song, causing everyone to go deaf, including the audience! Tom and Champ are ambushed by the appearance of a large shark charging at them, but when Tom grabs one of the harpoons from the Negari's hands, he launches it and then jumps on the back of the shark, threatening its life... The Shark is so proud and decides to be the mount as Tom easily swims through the waters, avoiding the jellyfish and manta rays, while Champ is struggling because he was never taught how to swim! So Tom commands Ripper to catch Champ before the shockwave occurs, killing Ripper while Tom uses the harpoon to launch himself into the air and land safely on the platform. The audience goes wild, and the Godfather is impressed with the progress. Meanwhile, the Negari think twice about Champ and root for Tom to win.

Primal Chords (435/463) Season 9 Episode 18: Garden of Ungodly Delights

Episode Order: 18/46 Air Date: December 6, 2012

Synopsis: Tom and Champ are halfway there, but they still have two more challenges to go before entering the Prism Temple, and the Godfather is getting impatient and demands that his engineers cook something nasty up for the two! The Third Elemental Course is an Earthly Garden that looks pleasant. Still, a hundred hidden traps reveal the endless pits of spikes, poison gas, and even Drib as a returned cameo, but now he needs to wear a helmet because someone forgot how to fucking breathe air! Tom and Champ start their trek through the garden, avoiding the traps and taking turns leading down an invisible path, but suddenly, mutated flowers begin to attack them! Tom quickly grabs a shovel to bash them, but one of them bites Champ's arm, and he becomes infected with a zombie virus! With Champ slowly transforming into a plant zombie, Tom must find the cure in one of these pits, and then hatches an idea, he summons a bunch of bombs and puts Champ inside a pit where things go boom, including the corpses of the audience. The cure is revealed to be a flower with a skull on it, and Tom feeds it to the zombie, causing it to become a human again, and the two quickly move on to the next obstacle... However, Drib wants to fight Tom and Champ personally, only for Godfather to step on that nuisance with his boot, and the audience somehow regenerates from the damage and then starts cheering on Tom! Meanwhile, Champ is beginning to get jealous of the attention Tom is receiving and decides to take the lead in the final elemental obstacle, the Windy Airplane Ride...!

Primal Chords (436/463) Season 9 Episode 19: Oddly Shaped Towers

Episode Order: 19/46 Air Date: December 13, 2012

Synopsis: Nice Frosty Weather out in the Big City... in this arena where thick haze and mist block everyone's vision. Tom and Champ are given a miniature airplane to pilot and battle in the skies above a strange dimensional cityscape. They must use their piloting skills to navigate the treacherous terrain as fog clouds and tornadoes are in the way. But there's also the Negari Tribesmen's fighter jets trying to sabotage the two, and even the Godfather's aircraft is in the skies while the nation in this fake city is at fucking war! Tom takes the controls and begins to steer the plane through the air, avoiding the enemy planes and the natural disasters. Meanwhile, Champ is free-falling all over the place, even a gag where a man is about to propose, only to get clouds that read, "I WANT TO MAKE YOU MY LEGALLY OWNED LITTLE BDSM SLAVE!" When a tornado begins to suck in Champ, Tom has to pilot the plane into it, causing the plane to spin out of control. However, Tom manages to press the self-destruct button in case of emergency, sending him skydiving towards Champ's plane, which was the best 2001 airline! Champ fights with Tom for control of the plane, but Tom quickly grabs the control panel and freaks the fuck out while nearby enemies snipe them down! The Godfather decides to take matters into his own hands and fires missiles from his aircraft, aiming to hit both planes. Tom and Champ are forced to work together as they fly their aircraft away from the rocket, but it's too late. They crash-land for their lives and in a last-ditch effort, Champ SCREAMS AS THEY'RE ABOUT TO HIT THE TWO ODDLY SHAPED TOWERS- (screams) Tom escapes the plane alive and watches the utter mayhem happening in front of his eyes! Thankfully, it's a miniature construction, but it's enough for Tom to be forced to sign this declaration of war after snitching on Saudi Arabia, and Champ is arrested for treason! Sure, they might have made a nation go to war, but at least they're in the Prism Temple! Good old Tom.

Primal Chords (437/463) Season 9 Episode 20: Santanarchist (Christmas Special)

Episode Order: 20/46 Air Date: December 20, 2012

Synopsis: Our Santa may be dead, considering his soul was consumed by Tick Tock. Still, the Negari Tribesmen have announced they found the quirkiest Santa replacement: Santno, a Santa Remnant that loves giving kids pipe bombs and flamethrowers as gifts, and the Negari Tribesmen are excited to see the bloodshed that will occur on Christmas Day! Tom is forced to help with Santno's plans. Still, secretly he was born as a thief long ago (flashback to Tom as two when Mike Frank left cash on the counter and Tom stole it to buy a Telsin Console and completely got away with it because Mike thought it was cute and they were rich so... money was irrelevant as long as you didn't steal weapons, UNLIKE TODAY!) Tom and Champ arrive at Santno's Workshop, where nukes and explosives are being built for the holiday season. Santno is a broken, drugged man who takes the two to make nukes, where Tom is so happy to think of the destruction, while Champ struggles to lift uranium and plutonium, and Tom uses his claws to scratch the metal and create a nuclear meltdown. Wait. Everyone screams for their lives as the factory begins to go under a reactor core meltdown! Tom and Champ sprint for the exit as Santno confronts the two with drugged anger, but Tom acknowledges that Santno is standing on acid and has shit in his pants, causing everyone to laugh and Santno to boil in acid! The corrupt cops arrive right before Tom hides, revealing that they're out to capture Santno, the murderer behind Santno's murder, and Champ snitches on Santno, who is immediately arrested after she is caught smoking pot next to Tom... Happy Holidays, Everyone!

Primal Chords (438/463) Season 9 Episode 21: 2013 A Face Odyssey (New Year's Special)

Episode Order: 21/46 Air Date: December 27, 2012

Synopsis: Tick Tock has been watching some corny sitcom the entire time Rex had to deal with his friendship being destroyed, Tom fucking around in Negari Society and Cubert... Who knows where he is right now? But when he looks at his reflection to realize, SHIT IT'S ALMOST TIME FOR THE SIMULATED TICK CHECK! If it fails, then time reboots back to the current year, and all of his reverse time will have to cost even more time! No... It's okay, calm down, and think of a plan. Tick Tock decides to orchestrate a reversed New Year's Party to stop them from noticing the mortals' bodies and calls up Godfather, his little mortal believer, to help him gaslight everyone. The Negari are invited to the party, with Champ deciding to investigate the party, hoping to feel refreshed. At the same time, Tom is excited about a party happening and frowns when he sees the hologram of Tick Tock announcing that when the bell hits zero, he'll be able to free the Negari from their shackles as an excuse to hide the truth. Everyone is cheering, and the Godfather is pleased at the prospect of negative light ruling all! Tom and Champ sneak their way to the confetti bombs, apparently weapons that will launch at the count of one, and Champ wants to stop it and warn the Negari, but Tom decides to have a bit of fun and keeps distracting Champ with chips and soda. Eventually, the countdown begins, and Tom runs up to the door, but the Godfather appears with anger, only for Champ to open the door and get grabbed, and doesn't realize Tom entered the room with a gun. Suddenly, Tom is sent flying towards a wall as the clock reaches zero, turning everyone inexplicitly a year younger, and the Negari cheer for their next step in non-existence! Champ wakes up from a coma and is told nothing happened. HAPPY 2013! (Tick Tock Disappears)

Primal Chords (439/463) Season 9 Episode 22: Paintball Pan-demon-ium

Episode Order: 22/46 Air Date: January 3, 2013

Synopsis: The Final Trial will prove who gets the Prism to return the Prismling and the other Colorlings under the Godfather's command! A dozen eyes watch Tom and Champ as the Godfather explains the rules of the final game: Paintball—Tom's favorite sport. However, there's a deadly twist where the arena is a endless maze in a chase scene of remnants chasing after them, and to make things even fucking harder, the labyrinth has a lava ceiling and floor making it so you have to run on walls. Your paintball gun has an inverted color that tricks the user into believing the wrong color is right! (Instructions: Cyan x Cyan/ Red = Cyan), Oh, and there's a crusher that smashes the maze occasionally while the audience cheers! In short, the rules are a cup of Violence, Chaos, and Kaizo Difficulty that aims to destroy the loser's sanity (DON'T MAKE A FANGAME OF THIS, IT'D BE SO HARD TO WIN AND YOU WILL WANT TO KYS!) The fight begins with Tom's gamer instincts kicking in as he's wall sprinting while Champ is flopping around like a fish. Tom aims his paintball towards the colored walls, knowing that the rules are inverted, and the audience is surprised that Tom even knows his way through the colors that would make every mortal cry! That's why Tom's one-year-old color hyperfixation was worth it all along! Champ finally starts to run on the walls after the screaming Remnants are gaining on him, but the two are ambushed by the crusher, causing Champ to fall off. Champ then hangs onto Tom, who lifts him as the lava rises... The Godfather demands bloodshed and quickly forces the audience onto a slide that sends them screaming as they will participate in the arena! Tom and Champ are forced to fire at the Negari Tribesmen, and Tom pulls out his Headphones with bass-heavy dubstep to make the maze start to vibrate, sending the audience flying into the lava as the crusher smashes them into nothingness and the Remnants go crazy over the music, causing the maze to collapse! As the Godfather watches in anger, Tom and Champ reach the final area, a pedestal with the Prism on it, and there stands the Godfather, challenging the two to kill each other, who survives gets the prize... Tom quickly hugs Champ for being a temporary father figure in this prehistoric shithole before backstabbing his ass and Champ dies on the spot! Godfather laughs at his victory and decides to give the Prism to Tom, only for Tom to laugh evilly and then unleash the Colorlings from their imprisonment! The Godfather screams as the Colorlings are consuming the entire tribe, and a rainbow explosion occurs in the background, and what comes out is Tom watching the Negari scream for their lives with an expressionless face. Still, on the inside, he is cheering his ass off. The Colorlings face Tom and bow down to him like a god. Tom asks them where Rex is, and the Prismling leads Tom out of the burning Negari Tribe, as this has gotten Tick Tock's attention now that the source of the negative light has been destroyed! Let's see how our little trauma penguin, Cubert, is doing alone with his annoying crow buddy, Deepak, out in the wild while Cubert seeks to prove his independence. Imprismia Phase 4: Regal Discord (Season 10) Trailer Trailer Transcript: (Souls Whispering) Once Upon a Time... (The scene shows a book with Japanese text and swords crossing over each other, with the logo saying Regal Discord as fire cackles in the distance) Magic filled the land of Kaedros, a fantastical continent sprawling with diverse cultures and wondrous species in a xenophobic world that wants everyone dead. (Lightning Strikes) There lived a magical kingdom, Eden, ruled by the wise and just King Eutopia. (King Eutopia is shown with his family, including the young Princess Eris and her pet cat, Nico, in boots.) However things are not what they are beneath the surface of this fairytale (the scene changes to a section of the empire where everyone has gone missing) In this new world... (shows shots of animation such as a dragon protagonist at a guild) Drake must team up, with unlikely frenemies (Fawn the Elf, Brutus the Orc, Mary the Fairy show up) to stop a deadly virus from destroying the world (shots of the Black Rot affecting thousands, graveyards and a plague doctor) and a sinister vampire's plan at the heart of it all (a shot of Lord Vladistay, a wrinkled, old man, is seen before a flash of lightning) This NEW Anime Inspired Adventure created by the Imprismia Team will lead the audience on a journey full of magic (shots of magic corrupting the land as its hinting this is connected to Dark Matter), mystery (a group of seven angels are lined up above the sky, revealing the Seven Archangels) and most crucial, chaos! (Tons of rapid-fire shots of insane animation and action scenes of blood and gore, edgy black comedy of Fawn drinking alcohol, Brutus devouring a giant rat and burping loudly before he gets slapped by Fawn, Mary granting a seemingly harmless wish of appearance only to transform herself to a uncanny cosmic horror loli, showing that Imprismia is mocking anime culture and the tropes it has.) The Era of Chaos has begun. Let the Dragon rise as told by the prophecy. (Drake curiously looks up, seeing a white life being snuffed by strange drones) Or will order reign supreme, as suggested by the scriptures of Eden? (A peculiar dragon walks down the hallway of the sterile walls of the castle, her purple eyes shining brightly as a crown rests upon her head) Imprismia Phase 4: Regal Discord Coming JULY 25, 2013 "Strength lies in the darkness... Will you rise against the light?" - Lord Vladistay

Primal Chords (440/463) Season 9 Episode 23: Flight of the Damned

Episode Order: 23/46 Air Date: January 10, 2013

Synopsis: Here we observe the rarest sight I have laid my eyes on, a strange penguin wailing, causing the birds to fly away. His name is Cubert, a peculiar remnant with a quaint cave domain, and his bird frenemy, known as Deepak, is roasting marshmallows. Notice how the penguin has to resort to motion language even to be able to communicate? That, my friends, is a mute animal. This distraught penguin displays signs of paranoia and anger, trying his humorous ways to kick Deepak out of his home after the crow decides to use his house for a barbecue party that attracts dangerous Inversian creatures. Still, the penguin is in no position to fight a crow that can fly, and this little penguin? Well, it's a wonder he even survived this far into life! Only 19% of chicks reach adulthood. Will he be able to join the ranks of the survivors? Or will he be another number in the cycle of Life? Oh, what's this? It seems like our penguin had stopped crying and walked inside his home, where he gathered a blueprint... Oh my! Would you look at that, Cubert is trying to build a jetpack to become the penguin that can soar the skies! Do you know what they say, penguins can't fly? Or was that pigs don't fly? The sun sets on the Inversia Maw as Cubert sleeps his life away, almost like his dreams are the only escape from the horror of being an experiment...

Primal Chords (441/463) Season 9 Episode 24: Tongue Tied and Traumatized

Episode Order: 24/46 Air Date: January 17, 2013

Synopsis: The start of a new day brings a new challenge for our traumatized penguin, who seems to be out on the food search! Ooh, this should be interesting! Now I want you to observe his waddles. It's as if he's about to fall over at any moment, but he keeps going with determination! You know what they say, perseverance pays off massively! Huh, it seems like a predator is on foot, an orca is swimming in the waters, and it's hungry as seen in its strange inverted colors as it spews toxic chemicals into the water, causing nearby fish to suffocate! Oh my, it seems we have a predator out on the hunt, a killer whale, and it's hungry! Cubert is on the move, attempting to gather food for himself, but the orca is a penguin's natural predator... or it should be if this were in the Prismatic Maw. But that doesn't matter now. What matters is that the orca is gaining on the penguin, who is oblivious to his impending doom! There's Deepak, chirping for materialistic gains, but the penguin ignores him with a blind eye. The Orca has officially grabbed Cubert's feet, and a battle occurs! Look at the graceful Orca *slamming Cubert against the ice* while our poor, helpless, traumatized penguin is trying to fight back, but the Orca is just so big and strong- Oh, Deepak is helping the penguin by pooping on the Orca's face, and now Cubert... OH MY! Is this a prey turning the tables on the predator? I can't believe my eyes, but Cubert is grabbing its tongue and pulling the Orca out of the water, causing a tug of war! Deepak cheers on, and the two begin to pull harder and harder until suddenly... the Orca is flying in the sky as it screams in pain with its tongue cut out! Would you look at that, Cubert managed to get an Orca's tongue and will see tomorrow! Watch next week for more adventures of a mute penguin and a mutated crow show who's boss...

Primal Chords (442/463) Season 9 Episode 25: Hypno-Fish Freakout

Episode Order: 25/46 Air Date: January 24, 2013

Synopsis: A Downpour has hit our lovely residence of the Inversia Maw, causing Cubert and Deepak to take shelter underneath a cliff. It seems like Cubert and Deepak are having a sudden heated motion fight, and the two start attacking each other over the food that Cubert gathered from his earlier hunt. Watch as Cubert makes stomping noises with his feet to express anger and frustration, while Deepak caws in a high-pitched manner, a symbol of the female gender due to its pitch! The two engage in a brawl that lasts for several minutes, and their movements are so comical from Cubert's eyes popping out while the sky crow slams his hand with a hammer, and then the unexpected happened! Mother Nature brought the duo a landslide that reveals a deeper system below, a cave filled with glowing gemstones of spiritual origin! Oh, how lucky our penguin was to discover this treasure trove of resources, but it won't be as easy as just grabbing riches! No No... Something is lurking within the darkness, a bioluminescent creature with a thousand bulbs of light on its face! It's a mutated walking anglerfish that unusually lunged out of the water onto land, and it's the guardian of these gemstones! Cubert faces his next predator, his movements erratic as the anglerfish's creepy mouth is filled with razor-sharp fangs and a bulbous rod on its head that emits a hypnotic glow! Cubert tries to fight the creature, but the penguin is entranced by its performance and becomes docile, even as our lady crow, Deepak, tries her best to pull up a rock to throw, only for it to be too heavy! The crow must now resort to its supersonic screams, piercing the Angler's ears, causing the creature to scream before fleeing the scene! What a close battle! The Anglerfish left one of the required metals for the jetpack! But how will our flightless bird be able to craft such a mechanism?

Primal Chords (443/463) Season 9 Episode 26: Natural Born Killer

Episode Order: 26/46 Air Date: January 31, 2013

Synopsis: In this episode, we see Cubert in action during a foggy day, and what a sight it is to see the penguin in its unnatural habitat. The fog had blocked 80% of his vision, and he was trying to playtest the new jetpack that he somehow crafted! Oh my, the jetpack malfunctioned just as I was about to make a dramatic pause, and now Cubert falls onto a tree full of baby birds! Let's hope the Mommy doesn't find out! As Cubert is stuck in the branch with his jetpack, the baby birds begin to chirp in curiosity while the penguin tries his best to get off the tree, but his foot is now trapped between branches! It's only a matter of time before the mother arrives and sees the poor penguin in his current predicament. Oh, the suspense is killing me! The Penguin pulls out a small walkie-talkie, thanks to its extremely broken inventory that can store items that should be impossible, and calls for Deepak... Oh My! It seems like Deepak is too busy snoring and is unable to hear the call. The penguin's eyes widen with a sudden realization of impending doom, and he tries to pull himself out of the branch. Still, it's no use, and then the mother arrives with such ferocity, cawing loudly and attacking the penguin with its talons after mistaking it for a predator! The penguin fights back, trying to defend himself, but the bird is relentless. Woopsies, the mother gets electrocuted by the wires inside the jetpack, and Cubert is freed, and the mother bird is dead, along with the babies! Cubert is now officially a killer of animals, but that is the cycle of Life... Cubert returns home to design a better jetpack that would work, and Deepak is still snoring away. The penguin goes to bed, but a sudden noise causes him to wake up with his eyes wide, and the episode ends on a cliffhanger... Ooh, Mysterious, is it predator or prey?

Primal Chords (444/463) Season 9 Episode 27: Maw-tiverse of Madness

Episode Order: 27/46 Air Date: February 7, 2013

Synopsis: Something magnificent occurs in the last part of my five-part nature documentary about the destructive, but fascinating cycle of Life in the Inverted Maw! After Cubert's failed attempt to fly, he wakes up at night to hear the sound of what could be a predator, and so the penguin decides to investigate with a knife, claiming he will stab anything that comes close, and he slowly walks out of his home while Deepak is still snoring away. The penguins are known to be curious creatures and often explore their surroundings. However, in this case, curiosity may kill the cat, or in this case, the penguin! Cubert senses a sound of a portal opening, and leans his flipper to the portal, only to get blasted backwards, where he gets up and sees a tear in reality, and it's growing larger by the minute as the entire landscape is being ripped apart! Cubert quickly runs back to his cave, waking up Deepak, until the duo is stopped by the loud noises of every animal waking up and staring at the disturbance like zombies. Cubert is so scared that he starts having a trauma attack... Ah, the life of every penguin. When they get too afraid of predators, they have an anxiety attack that causes their minds to become completely numb. Now watch Cubert slowly regain consciousness after a few minutes of hyperventilating until Deepak gives him an oxygen mask to sigh! Suddenly, Deepak notices all the animals have disappeared, and gravity is starting to twist, causing the cave to collapse and the two to flee for their lives! Meanwhile, a lonesome dinosaur roams the land after spotting the disturbance. It is Rex who remembers Trixie slapping Rex and leaving him alone, and he reflects on his actions. The portal is getting bigger, and the Inverse Maw is beginning to swallow itself! Cubert and Deepak are tumbling through the air, trying to avoid the debris, and the penguin uses its jetpack to fly... It's too bad the portal kept getting stronger, pulling the two in, and then the entire floating Inverted Maw shakes violently, causing the portal to rip everything to shreds. Without the anti-light and antigravity, the island as a whole is a victim of some black hole! Tom is seen trying to hold on for dear life, but Prismling claims it's too late, and the screen fades to black as the entire island temporarily showcases the Prismatic Maw. Rex wakes up to find his friends: Zen, Trixie, Tom, Cubert, Deepak, and the Colorlings, as laughter echoes. Tick Tock stands, claiming he is impressed by the survivors, and with the Inverted Maw now destroyed, he'll send them through the multiverse. With a snap of Tick Tock's pincers, everyone is hurtling towards the multiverse! If they want to play this game the hard way, let's see you all survive the Multiverse! Dark Matter swallows them like prey and excitedly devours the fourth wall, closing the episode on a comical Valentine's Day commercial break.

Primal Chords (445/463) Season 9 Episode 28: Love is a Cold, Dead Fish (Valentine's Day Special)

Episode Order: 28/46 Air Date: February 14, 2013

Synopsis: Welcome back, my friends, to our nature documentary, in this Valentine's Special, will Cubert ever find his mate?! Let's watch Cubert step outside his cave to see any penguins that could be his partner, but instead, he finds a polar bear waking up angrily from its slumber! Regarding predator vs prey, the polar bear lunges at our penguin, and he sprints for his life! Now watch as Cubert runs for over a marathon despite his wobbly feet, and then he spots a cliff and decides to jump off! The Penguin has fallen off the cliff. Will it survive the Mile-High Club? Cubert sticks the landing, and the snow cushions the fall! Oh, what's this? Cubert finds himself in a group of other penguins! Now we see how Cubert gets along when it comes to mating rituals... Will his trauma be a repellent, or somehow, could this work out in his favor?! We shall see, since disabled animals often don't last long in the wild, but Cubert is a special case! Cubert attempts to display his jetpack to the mutated penguin pack, but they don't seem to care, as if there's something more important to do than to show off. Here comes the sudden predator, a robotic seal that jumps out of the depths to feast on the penguins, and the penguins begin to attack the machine with their strange, mutated teeth and claws. At the same time, our friend Cubert attempts to help by grabbing snowballs and throwing them at the seal, only to accidentally hit a baby penguin, which gets the entire colony's attention. Cubert finds himself fleeing for his life and runs away into the distance, watching them disappear! Cubert couldn't get a mate, so life is cruel. The penguin returns to his cave to find Deepak, who has decorated the place to make it look like a hotel, and then he begins to charge Cubert thousands of dollars! What's this? It seems this flightless bird is resigning, realizing that he doesn't need some dumb penguin hoe to make him happy... He already has one thing, at least through the trauma, that tries to understand his struggles as a remnant: Deepak!

Primal Chords (446/463) Season 9 Episode 29: Fallout New Gorp Gulch

Episode Order: 29/46 Air Date: February 21, 2013

Synopsis: A clock ticks as Tom hears the laughter of a thousand remnants flying through a void of darkness. Memories of Tom's entire life replay before he feels his body plunge into the underwater depths of this new world! He notices his whole body has changed art style and he drowns until the surface where Dark Matter revives his ass since he is a host of Dark Matter and notices the post apocalyptic world. The scene zooms out to reveal this is the Gorp Gulch Universe, its ocean now a bathing black sea of Dark Matter liquid, and then a narrator comes out of nowhere and banters with Tom like he's some weird monstrous intruder and that this is a swell day in Gorp Gulch! Out for survivors, Tom finds Snobulus, about to kill himself as he's covered in Dark Matter, and Tom aims his gun at the squid, but Snobulus tells him to run! Suddenly, an acid-spewing Greema emerges from the ground with sharp teeth and begins to bulldoze over Snobulus' house! The two run while engaging in mundane introductions, but Tom doesn't care about Snobulus and wants to know what happened. It turns out that something happened to the show! When they arrive at the snack bar, there lies a fucking horrifying VHS tape of a nuclear warning sign and a distorted face on it that looks like Drib. Suddenly, Snobulus turns rogue and claims the atomic bombs are dropping. Suddenly, Tom notices a warhead coming straight for them and does a chase scene as nuclear waste spills upon the entire town, causing a catastrophic fallout and the destruction of the city! Tom arrives at Drib's house, where the skeleton of Drib's pet is seen, and then Tom sees a note about how Drib saw the light and left this universe! Just as the nuclear waste began eradicating the remains of Drib's mango house, Tom quickly starts swimming as screams from remnants are heard. The entire world is about to shut down, the sky shakes, and the void begins to consume the show, but a portal opens and Tom is pulled in by the hand of a mysterious being before the credits roll comically!

Primal Chords (447/463) Season 9 Episode 30: Playground of the Dead

Episode Order: 30/46 Air Date: February 28, 2013

Synopsis: Tom lands flat onto a patch of grass in a location that looks like Sunshine Hills?! Suddenly, He spots Rex, Trixie, and Zen all tied up to a rocket with tape over their mouths and muffled screams. Tom walks up to the trio, and Rex angrily screams that someone is out to send them to space! Welcome to Blueprint Buddies! Tom looks at Jack, who is self-aware that this is an animation. Tom immediately grips Jack's shoulders for interrogation on where they are and asks if this is Sunshine Hills and where Angelica is. Jack tilts his head, indicating he doesn't know what Tom's talking about, and then his brother Kaleb pulls out the knives so they can play with their new dinosaur toys! The small dinosaurs muffle their screams while the two brothers are about to kill Rex, but Tom gets in the way and makes up a lie that those are his toys, and he thinks this playdate is over! Jack and Kaleb look at each other and pull out their contraption, a lie detector, to see if Tom is lying! They put it on his face, and Tom began to shrink a bit, causing the machine to fall apart. Then Tom runs for it as the kids transform into hungry monsters. The entire neighborhood turns into a world of demonic flowers while carrying three heavy dinosaurs with him. Then he reaches a playground with angry spirits and comes across a killer made out of Dark Matter and demands ransom for those dinosaurs! Tom lunges at the killer, taken aback that this kid knows how to fucking fight, and then the killer immediately tries to snatch the rocket but Tom acknowledges he lit it, expecting that... The killer screams before the firework kills him and frees Rex, Trixie, and Zen. Suddenly, a portal shows up, causing time to speed up its reversal process. Rex has an argument with Trixie on why she is holding a grudge this bad, but Trixie and Zen refuse to speak to Rex for his actions, so Rex angrily is forced to interact with Tom, thanking him for saving them. Tom rolls his eyes before the four get sucked into the following IP ripoff!

Primal Chords (448/463) Season 9 Episode 31: Six Feet Under and Sucking

Episode Order: 31/46 Air Date: March 7, 2013

Synopsis: Into the world of Boink! The quartet plummets into a western ghost town with skeletons littered everywhere and a hallucination of Dark Matter. Zen notices a drug store, and he decides to sell exotic Prismatic Maw drugs. Mimi, whose skeleton comes to life, aims a gun at Rex's head and shoots him without remorse, shocking Rex! Trixie cries on Zen's shoulder before a bunch of evil bandits show up, with an aura of Dark Matter surrounding their teeth as they speak gibberish about sin and how they should be skeletons! Join us! Tom finds himself at a standoff with Bongo, who was so fucking desperate to be main character that he proudly admits he killed all those men, women, children, pets and plants for no reason besides satisfaction! Rex yells at Bongo that it is monstrous! Bongo gets out of nowhere, shot by a penguin in a sheriff costume, and Deepak wearing a necklace! IT'S CUBERT. He was trapped here by his kidnappers and was forced into labor as the sheriff of this hellhole! Cubert gasps after realizing it's Tom; he didn't think he'd ever see Tom as... they knew each other, from a previous life as the suicidal clown to the edgy 10-year-old, and attempted to save his life but failed eons ago. Rex tries his hardest to break the ice and says they can help Cubert eliminate Dark Matter! However, the penguin declines, revealing he has seen stuff and turned cynical, we don't have much time! Suddenly, everyone shrinks by 1 year again, and the world is beginning to fade as the dark fog is coming! Cubert leads the way to his house, and it's a fucking mess! Cubert quickly grabs his jetpack and claims they can get to the portal before it's too late. Trixie tries to drag Zen's corpse, but it's too late, Dark Matter begins to eat it, and Trixie is forced to leave him behind! A Portal shows up in the sky, and Cubert uses his jetpack to fly to it while Tom carries Rex and Trixie. Deepak gets punched by some dust and then Cubert has to stay behind to save his friend, and so the three are sucked in, and Tom screams for them to hold on. Cubert rescues Deepak and throws her at the portal, confirming this is where he wants to be! WHAT? No. Tom yells at the top of his lungs that he won't let Cubert die that... The Portal sends them to the next world, traumatized by Cubert's sacrifice.

Primal Chords (449/463) Season 9 Episode 32: End of the Rainbow, Beginning of the End (St. Patrick's Day Special)

Episode Order: 32/46 Air Date: March 14, 2013

Synopsis: Between simulations, Tom falls into a bowl of cereal and milk, and Deepak nearly gargles it, but then realizes that Tom is inside the bowl! She keeps pecking until Tom yells at her to stop and asks where the fuck are they now! Suddenly, Dark Matter appears right in front of the cereal and takes shape as a manchild with disgusting pony toys ready to shove this disgusting, seizure-inducing thing down their throats! Deepak picks Tom up, and they are stopped by Barry's other cousin, Gary the Selfless Leprechaun, who offers them a ride to RAINBOW ROAD, and they are now suddenly in go-karts! Gary yells at the kids to get ready for an in-body experience, much to the screams of Deepak and the anger in Tom as the curse of reverse time is still de-aging him! They travel down the manchild's disgusting body with Deepak clutching her seatbelt while Tom punches the muscles to make their trip faster. Still, Gary announces these are his tumors, and the tumors are now coming alive and chasing after the kart! Tom pulls out his gun and aims it at the tumors, shooting at them while Gary puts on a gas mask as they reach the stomach acid. Deepak thinks it's water and tries to drink it, but loses her tongue, which makes her fly all over, scratching and tearing at the organs until they reach the heart. Then the body explodes with Gary winking at Tom for the adventures and goes on the kart to get home with the pot of gold, until Tom feels his heart become a hand of Dark Matter and watches Gary scream as he's grabbed. Barry's other cousin, Larry, shows up and dies after Deepak vomits an arrow at his head, and the commercial cuts to black, going, "We are experiencing Technical Difficulties! Search our Server for more information. *corrupted audio*" The episode ends with a fake VHS warning that taunts the Simulator watching everything, "Tired of crashes, screaming at the monitor? Well, don't worry. With our antivirus subscription, we can help cure whatever viruses you're having! NO WARRANTY, NO GUARANTEES, and NO REFUNDS! We are trusted by amazing customers *fake AI voice* like this person, whose name I can't remember, but he said, 10/10 would subscribe again! Join us at White Out Antivirus to see your computer be pure and safe!"

Primal Chords (450/463) Season 9 Episode 33: Da Rules Get Shot

Episode Order: 33/46 Air Date: March 21, 2013

Synopsis: Rex and Trixie are suddenly transported to Wish Whirl, where they are wishes of some deranged child and are supposed to disappear in 24 hours?! Rex is shocked to see that they have been degraded to children by Dark Matter, and Trixie is just asking when her death date is, so she won't have to see Rex again! The two fight on until Max forces them to do whatever he says, even if it means murdering everyone in this town! Dark Matter giggles as Trixie screams at Rex that they're now being forced to commit crimes because of him! Lily enters Max's room to tell him to stop playing with his dolls and go outside. The two dinosaurs start sneaking out of the room until Principal Grumble breaks into Max's room and immediately gets fucking stabbed by Max as he devours the principal's eyes! Lily calls 911 on the kid, but Max grabs the phone and crushes it! Lily runs from the serial killer while Trixie and Rex are inside the closet hearing the screams of Dark Matter victims, and then they hear the portal open, revealing Tom and Deepak breaking into Max's room, and he finds the two dinosaurs! Max walks into the room, wearing Lily as a skinsuit. Then Grumble is revived shortly after, grabbing Max and choking him to death before spotting WISHING STARPARENTS, or was that Fairy?! Twizz appears to grant the wish of Grumble, wishing for fairies, and summons a dying angelic being. Tom immediately tackles Twizz while the police break into the room, and the world collapses! Twizzz laughs maniacally, it's responsible for making Max go insane, and then a cop shoots Twizz in the head, killing the fairy. Rex non-consensually picks up Trixie and throws her into the portal. At the same time, Deepak drags Tom away as the police keep shooting the intermultiversal intruders, and then the universe cuts to black, leaving a dead body of a fairy lying on the ground.

Primal Chords (451/463) Season 9 Episode 34: Egg-sistential Crisis (Easter Special) (Filler)

Episode Order: 34/46 Air Date: March 28, 2013

Synopsis: Rex wakes up in a pile of trash and sees that he is inside an egg, with Tick Tock laughing in the background. Tick Tock claims that while his enslaved playthings are slowly beginning to turn into fetuses, he decides to play a little game with Rex and Trixie. Escape the Egg! A bunch of mutated chickens appear, and they're pooping eggsiles of Dark Matter that are trying to crack them open and eat their yolk! Trixie and Rex argue about how to escape the egg, but they find the egg taped shut. Rex tries to bulldoze the egg in any way possible, but the electricity shocks him. Silence falls upon the intense, claustrophobic atmosphere, Trixie sits next to Trixie on the yolk, and Trixie tells Rex she will be honest. She misses Zen... She misses the Colorlings, and she misses the Prismatic Maw. But most importantly, she misses the version of Rex she knew before he lost his mind to his father. Rex is silent and admits to being different ever since he killed his father. He attempts to apologize to Trixie, promising to do better! Trixie sighs, accepting the apology! Suddenly, the yolk began to rupture as one of the egg missiles hit the egg, causing it to shatter! Feral chickens are now attempting to peck at them angrily as Rex helps Trixie defeat the chickens by throwing her at the chicken coop, where the two make their way to the Portal, only to be blocked by a scarred, bulky chicken that attempts to blow up the Portal with Dark Matter. Rex angrily charges at the chicken and begins to bite its neck, but due to Rex's increasingly weaker state, he is easily overpowered! The chicken throws Rex to the ground, and then Trixie kicks the chicken across the face and notices the chicken is about to use its Dark Matter breath to corrupt Trixie! Rex quickly grabs Trixie only for the Matter to corrupt her legs, causing her to freak out! Rex drags the triceratops to the portal in fear of losing his friend and throws them into the portal before the chicken blows up the farm and the Easter Bunny comes to kill the chickens! The commercial cuts to a White Out Antivirus, "We are still waiting for your feedback! Our Subscription is $100 a month for the state-of-the-art software that will protect you from hackers, malware, ransomware, and even a private VPN so you can commit piracy anonymously with our security!"

Primal Chords (452/463) Season 9 Episode 35: Alienated and Annihilated (Multiverse Arc 5/10)

Episode Order: 35/46 Air Date: April 4, 2013

Synopsis: Deep inside another universe with a suburban town, Tom pleads for the misdemeanors to stop as he spots the purple sky! Deepak, Rex, and Trixie fall with them. Suddenly, a spaceship appears and terrorizes the town as a small alien pops out, claiming world domination is upon us! The quartet sprint away from the wave of Dark Matter consuming the city! Just as Tom was about to hide in some trash can, the spaceship transforms into a robot, its leg slams on the ground, and the shockwave knocks down buildings. Pedestrians are laughing maniacally from being washed by the Dark Matter Tsunami! *A shot of the words, "Alienated yet? Our sin was..." Screams of civilians are heard, and the alien robot's mouth opens to reveal lasers pointing at the roads.* Tom decides to take a step to stop this, pulling out a pistol and running through the streets. Rex and Trixie are forced to enter the sewers as Deepak tries to catch up with Tom. Deepak's supersonic screech suddenly stops Tom, and then the duo turns around and sees more spaceships arriving! Trixie is suddenly attacked by a gang of crocodiles and attempts to use her crystals to fight them off, but she falls onto the slime, feeling Dark Matter spreading throughout the water... Rex chases the crocodile away and pulls Trixie up, only for the crocodile to grab Rex's neck, and Trixie uses a blast of Dark Matter to corrupt the crocodile as her slave. Tom and Deepak run through the town while the alien commander shows up, Zarok belittles human stupidity, and demands the strongest person! Zorak aims at Tom after recognizing him as a threat, after Tom berates the alien for ruining the town. The two engage in combat, with Tom catching a ride on Deepak as she screeches to stun the alien, and the two have a chase scene through the burning mountains with Trixie stuck in the sewers as she begs for Rex to stop the corruption, and then Rex claims there is probably a cure somewhere! Rex runs off for a cure, and a missile eventually shoots Tom out of the sky. Still, Deepak catches him and then glides through the skies as Zorak loses patience, monologues his edgy past as an alienated school shooter never taken seriously, and wants to destroy everything! Tom and Deepak reach the robot, where they find the horrific sight of Zarok's friends decapitated, their heads attached to wires as blood spills everywhere. Zarok cheers after discovering a multiverse being, and then the other spaceships crash onto Zarok's ship, revealing the return of a buffy Orion from Cosmic Entropy! Deepak was so stunned by the crash that she accidentally smacked the self-destruct button on Gizmo's deactivated state, causing the spaceship to burst into pieces and unleashing an explosion of Dark Matter! Orion pulls Tom and Deepak into his spaceship and is about to leave, but Rex arrives with a glitching, screaming Trixie. The four board the spacecraft away from this universe to the next one! They have much to discuss!

Primal Chords (453/463) Season 9 Episode 36: Rage Birds (Angry Birds Crossover) (FILLER)

Episode Order: 36/46 Air Date: April 11, 2013

Synopsis: Before Orion arrived in Tom's located, he takes a detour to an island of birds is having a delightful picnic until suddenly, Orion's spaceship crashes onto the ground, causing glitches all around the island because when you're a multiversal being that doesn't belong in the world of a licensed property, the universe slowly corrupts itself! Orion exits his cockpit, where he breathes and questions where he is after reading his map that he took a detour here for some snack and immediately rushes over to the eggs and eats them, but his pesky AI, known as Echo tries to warn him about screwing around in a unfamiliar universe and that Dark Matter has already conquered these universes, they're just holograms of Tick Tock's twisted imagination of reconstructing these worlds, albeit under the inescapable grasp of Dark Matter! This isn't some game, Orion! Orion's childish nature gets the better of him as he disrupts the wildlife, finds a slingshot and a bunch of eggs, and is hungry! Right as Orion snatches the eggs, he gets smacked by angry birds (hah, GET IT?) and then the birds begin to fight him using a slingshot to fling themselves, but one kills them. Orion laughs at the antics until he hears the sudden glitchy sound of pigs in a tank as they aim to massacre the birds and steal their eggs! Orion rubs his eyes as he sees the two species as food and runs off to grab a campfire setup, and the Pigs fire their cannon at the birds, causing a massive explosion that knocks Orion's eggs out of the way! Orion begins to throw a tantrum; the birds start transforming to Dark Matter Fleshlings, where each bird turns to a featherless zombie as they attempt to corrupt Orion! Echo screams at the idiot alien to run, and Orion finds himself yelling after sprinting a mile and running out of fucking stamina just as the sky becomes hazardous. Echo begins corrupting, Dark Matter speaking from her to threaten Orion! Dark Matter grabs Orion, and he quickly whistles, alerting the birds and pig mutants to attack him. The pigs butt heads with the birds, turning a harmless kids game to a horrific battle of pigs, now hogging the eggs and eating the birds, while the corrupted birds begin to fly everywhere and try to pick up the spaceship! Orion activates the Portal Sequence, which causes a portal to open, sucking in everything. Then the episode ends on the engines creating enough Dark Matter to corrode Angry Birds to the face of an epic trollface, squashing the three hatchlings.

Primal Chords (454/463) Season 9 Episode 37: The Land Of Oooze

Episode Order: 37/46 Air Date: April 18, 2013

Synopsis: During the flight to Evermore, a nuclear wasteland where a catastrophic meltdown had caused a Dark Matter core, those foolish idiots played with basically evil fire. They got burned so fucking hard! Rex rushes into the medic and has a breakdown, trying everything in his power to save his friend, but Trixie is slowly succumbing to Dark Matter while being hooked up to machines as she screams in pain! But when Orion's spaceship gets shaken by a rival warship from a particular other character, Orion finds his spaceship entering the Evermore portal! Everyone screams as a bunch of fighter jets chase them down, and the spacecraft crashes with a thud on seizure-inducing terrain! Everyone, including a crawling Trixie, is wondering what to do now, and Orion suggests they gather parts to repair their destroyed ship. The group of five decides to split into two groups, where Deepak and Tom will go to the power plant and eliminate the source of the infestation, while Rex, Trixie, and Orion scavenge for spaceship parts. Tom takes a ride on Deepak as they fly through the rainbowy lands with several hazmat scientists trying to murder people in the city to harvest Dark Matter! Tom giggles at the thought of another murder spree and transforms into his werewolf form, landing in the town! Tom slashes through each area, and Deepak soars towards the power plants, where she feels the radiation mutate her into a more murderous, predatory crow as she grows teeth, spikes all over her feathers, and a stinger at the back! She becomes dizzy and lands in the power plant, where Sprig's smoke and veiny structures try to devour her! Meanwhile, Rex, Trixie, and Orion are exploring the junkyard and find the remains of a tank that comes alive and attempts to murder them! Orion grabs a grenade and throws it at the tank, causing a small explosion, with Trixie flinching back, causing her Dark Matter to corrupt her more and more. Rex growls as he charges at the awakened zombies and rips them apart with his sharp teeth and claws. Orion calls for backup, but instead, A Radioactive Finnian aims to slice them with his legendary sword, causing Orion to have an epic sword vs gun fight. At the same time, Tom finds himself fighting off the Dark Matter as more and more pile up until he hears a scream from the power plant and rushes there to see an enlarged Deepak, who is fighting off Sprig, a giant pulsating mass found right in the middle of the power plant, and then a giant Dark Matter wave appears, grabbing the two and laughs! Orion almost meets his match until Finnian feels his plot armor deactivate? Suddenly, a warcraft arrives, and Razor (from Cosmic Entropy) shows up asking if they want a fucking ride! In the power plant, Tom ends up rescuing Deepak, and the duo escapes the power plant as a nuclear meltdown occurs and a warship flies towards them, where Tom hangs onto the Steel Ropes and the two climb into the ship, knowing this universe is a fucking lost cause! Razor's spacecraft leaves for the next world as Evermore is bathed by darkness.

Primal Chords (455/463) Season 9 Episode 38: Hall Monitor Holocaust

Episode Order: 38/46 Air Date: April 25, 2013

Synopsis: Everyone suddenly finds themselves in the world of Hillview High after the warship bulldozed over the school, causing multiple comical deaths! The school is immediately put into a fire drill, and when the school's custodians capture Rex and Tom, they are put into the classrooms with many weird classmates! Huh, can't be too bad! Tom dealt with school before! After Razor realizes they bombed a fucking school, Orion and Razor decide to pretend to be teachers while dispatching any Dark Matter infectants. Deepak flies over to a nest, and Trixie crawls over to Deepak, her form still deteriorating, her eyes are now black orbs with a bit of Dark Matter, and she's in pain. Deepak decides to keep Trixie here and get food to steal at the cafeteria! During the fire drill, Tom plays pranks on everyone, even the teachers. He gets a ton of detention, but manages to escape every time until Rex gets snitched on and is sent to the principal, where he sinisterly announces the Battle for Hillview, where students will compete against one another in a series of challenges and events. Whoever wins gets to... *Glitching* Have Fun! Tom and Rex are forced into the assembly, where they meet the vast array of stupid stereotypes that are forced into a game show! Rex yells at Tom that they didn't sign up for this, but Tom has a plan; he knows how to win! After all, in his homeworld, he was a edgelord that used his sketchbook powers to... Oh, right, no sketchbook! Somewhere, Orion and Razor hide in the vents where they find the conference room and Razor gets tired of Orion's bravado like he fucking owns the place. Razor begins to tackle Orion on the vents, where they punch each other until Razor hears sounds from the conference room and hears about the teachers planning to weed out the misbehaving students by killing them! Razor and Orion jump into the room and brutally murder the teachers, wearing them as skinsuits and deciding to cosplay as humans to hunt down Dark Matter! Deepak and Trixie sneak into the cafeteria and find themselves in a massive food fight with students throwing their lunches everywhere, and a robot chasing after Trixie until tentacles emerge and rip the robot apart. Trixie screams as the students jump at her, and Deepak finds about strange chemicals in the trays and finds herself in the room with the Chemistry Teacher who was doing meth and selling it to the students! Tom and Rex engage in the contest's challenges, with every challenge going wrong in fucking disastrous ways and each student getting dispatched one by one until Rex hears a explosion in the school and everyone rushes inside! Deeprak uses her screeches, which are affected by the time switches done by Tick Tock, to influence the Chemist's drug use and nerf him. The chemist transforms into a giant Frankenstein Monster and lures the students to a death trap, where everyone begins to die. Tom saves Rex's reckless pursuit of Trixie. However, Orion and Razor storm into the room with a portal gun, and Frankenstein transforms into a floating eyeball and devours everything! Razor takes charge after scolding Orion and reminding him that he's supposed to be a incel like in the previous phase, why the fuck are you acting so different! Razor summons the portal, and everyone starts running into it with Coach Hammer approaching them angrily! Razor throws Orion into the portal, with Deepak flying away from the monster, and Rex tries to save Trixie, but she almost tries to kill him with Dark Matter, telling him how pathetic he is for thinking he'll save his friend! Rex proclaims that he's sorry after Tom screams at Rex to stop giving a shit and that look at her, she's about to go complete zombie! Trixie glitches and makes a small smile at Rex, who decides to abandon her in tears, leaving Dark Matter to consume Hillview High!

Primal Chords (456/463) Season 9 Episode 39: Depravity Falls

Episode Order: 39/46 Air Date: May 2, 2013

Synopsis: In Mystical Hollow... *Glitching* Don't let them see you... THEY'RE ALIVE! *a sign that Cubert and Zen are alive, but something has gone horrifically wrong.* In a world where Time unravels and scams the living, a supernatural hellhole may have the clues on how to escape the multiverse! Tick Tock's laughter is heard everywhere as it cuts to the magical Shop where Riley and Ethan's wax statues are melting against Jeb's basement candles! Everyone is sent hurdling into the shop! The shop explodes into smithereens, and the gang lands in a pile of wax as they are greeted by Ethan, who is pissed at the new guests about how they'll have to pay for the damages until he's held at gunpoint at Razor who demands to know everything about this place. Ethan chuckles before running upstairs, and the team splits once again! Tom joins Ethan and Riley in what they think is a mysterious Headless Man who kidnaps birds at night, and wants to stop him from endangering the bird populations! Razor and Orion find themselves participating in the auction ran by Jeb who's scamming the morons who buy the memeicorn, a special limited edition trollface unicorn sold at $1,000 as a multiverse creature and the townsfolk believe it like the sheep they are! Razor's eyebrow raises, and the two take out Zeb, putting him inside the warship's hatch, where Razor instructs Zeb to listen carefully or be executed in front of everyone! Zeb attempts to weasel his way out of this and pretends to act like he's a multiversal traveler, and Orion decides to take advantage, using his bravado to let Zeb capture a live memicorn in 24 hours, and he can join the crew. Zeb goes off with moneybags to catch the memicorn, while Orion and Razor berate the townsfolk about how they will die if they don't obey their new gods! When Night falls, Rex is ambushed by Jeb and is brought to a creepy basement where he meets a horrific sight... No. NO. IT HAS TO BE A NIGHTMARE! The mounts of Rex's best friends, mutated to nightmarish proportions. Rex begins to sob intensely, mistaking them for their real counterparts! Rex screams out loud repeatedly, "GET ME OUT OF THIS NIGHTMARE! GET ME OUT! " Then the door opens to reveal Jeb with a hunter outfit and an axe! Jeb tells himself that he is a dinosaur hunter and wants to kill the dinosaur to make money off of its existence! Rex goes into feral mode and hears the words of every past friend he made and begins slashing his claws at Jeb! Tom finds himself sprinting through the forest in search of Deepak, with Ethan and a bratty Riley catching up, only for the Boogeyman to slowly reveal they were illusions of a corrupted past, leaving Tom to face off the Boogeyman alone! The Boogeyman reveals Deepak in a cage, used as an unconscious battery for the supernatural realm to destroy Mystic Hollow! Tom pulls out a reality-warping ghost vacuum that the Boogeyman never expected and gets his soul zapped, causing the entire realm to implode and Deepak to suddenly start shaking before a burst of Dark Matter that unfazes Tom! Tom ends up offside after a touch from Deepak. After discovering that this one universe used to be home, he kills her universe. I'm sorry, Cubert. Tom wakes up somewhere, and a heavily beaten Deepak! Rex tears apart Jeb's head and munches on it, spitting it out and then getting tranced by Zen's LSD eyes and finds Tick Tock warning him that more stalling will lead to death, but please, making his suffering more enjoyable! Rex angrily storms out of the room and sees Orion and Razor about to leave! Rex jumps onto the engine, and just then, the townsfolk turn corrupted, and the warship flies into the portal, leaving behind this rotten universe for the next one!

Primal Chords (457/463) Season 9 Episode 40: Cancel Culture Shock

Episode Order: 40/46 Air Date: May 9, 2013

Synopsis: In a radical twist, Tom is flung into the 90s cartoon Dumpster Town, a raunchy adult cartoon where many misfits live in the dump and get up to insane and vulgar hijinks! Tom questions if he should take a breather since the warship seemed to skip this universe... OH WELL! What's wrong with a bit of fun? Tom storms into the school with guns raised, only to notice how everything is way too nineties! Tom ends up befriending the local morons: Dex, Nina and Rico who all speak gibberish but Tom decides to have fun in this world where the filter is off... Tom grins at the mention of social media and signs up for Twitter. They meet at the park around 4 PM when the creepy eyes stare down at them like a sadistic audience! The gags start normative hysterical from car gun fights from Tom shooting down police cars and the others flashing their cocks and vaginas at the officers, to the three getting arrested, Tom breaks them out with a grenade, they laugh at how much of a macguffin Tom is! Tom confesses that he should just groom the trio as the new apprentices in his reign of chaos but when they start spouting bizarre political buzzwords that shatters Tom's brain, he begins to question where the fuck is he! Tom goes all over the town and notices everyone keeps speaking RED AND BLUE! WHAT'S A RED ELEPHANT OR A BLUE DONKEY! HELP ME! Tom takes out his phone and starts texting for help but keeps finding the endless comment section about some random ass figures like Obama or Hitler! Tom's form glitches with Dark Matter, seeking to help him quench some Hitler and Obama! WHO IS EVEN THAT? Tom throws his phone into the sewer and sprints where he thinks he may find home as Dark Matter glitches inside of him, saying "NO DATA! UNIVERSE WILL BE ASSIMILATED!" and then Tom finds himself cornered by the mobs of strange puppets screaming about wanting him cancelled for his actions of shooting up schools and making fun of lgbtq people and Tom has a breakdown! He swears at everyone to shut the fuck up and that they're all sheep, WHY IS YOUR LIFE JUST ABOUT WHAT COLOR YOU ARE? Dark Matter, in Tom as the host, commands him to commit atrocities in the name of his master. The entire land becomes consumed by blackness, and the residents are attacked by Tom's cruel imagination and Scribble's return as Scribble 3.0, a murderous demonic entity that kills anyone who disagrees with his ideology! The episode ends with Tom smoking a cigarette and then watching the entire world burn with a smile, and then arriving at the Dumpster School to kill his "friends" in graphic fashion, and then Dark Matter "poofs" Tom into the next universe, thanking him for his service! The lesson? Politics are fucking stupid! GET A LIFE! NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT YOUR IDEOLOGY! LEARN TO LET LOOSE AND HAVE FUN! THE WORLD WOULDN'T REVOLVE AROUND WHO GETS ELECTED! IT SURE AS HELL AIN'T GONNA BE HITLER!

Primal Chords (458/463) Season 9 Episode 41: The Episode Has Been Discontinued

Episode Order: 41/46 Air Date: May 16, 2013

Synopsis: The realm of Emberfall awaits as the final universe before confronting the madman once and for all! Emberfall has been at war for a century since the king's tragic death, causing the land to be divided in the goal of capturing the throne for absolute power. A meta-audience watches in the background, cheering each painful death, while the show's producers and directors watch from afar. But the audience is Dark Matter, a chess player in this world, choosing who to kill off next and which character will be popular enough to stay! When Serin, the fabled protagonist, is under attack by Lady Veyra after she dared to strip herself in front of him for the strange prism he got, Serin cowers as multiple enemies corner his ass! Just as Serin prays to God, something appears in the sky, and he finds himself suddenly face-to-face with disorienting figures who demand that he drop the prism now. Veyra screams out loud, this wasn't a part of the script until Orion comes out of the warship to tie the bystanders who are freaking out doomsday is happening! After Siren starts running towards the castle with everyone after him! The kingdom is alerted to a threat of strange aliens rampaging through the streets... Siren arrives at the barracks, where he meets Garrick and tries to explain everything, but Garrick thinks he's seeing demons again, so Siren is given a crucifix! An earthquake occurs, and the warship heads towards the duo! Rex descends from the steps and angrily grabs Garrick by the neck, leaving Siren to run as the warship aims its lasers and destroys the kingdom, leaving the civilians to scream in confusion! When the audience reviews start pouring in about how cool the plot twist is, the episode continues to derail as the prism begins to crack one by one, and the Colorings will escape. Shortly after Rex kills Garrick and heads after Siren, Razor gets impatient and a confrontation ensues with Orion to avoid doing a last resort bombing. Still, Razor slams him to the floor and orders everyone to bombard the area! Tom arrives at the warship in time and enjoys the destruction at hand! Siren eventually arrives at one of the noble houses, where he trips into a chasm and falls into a distorted temple, unlike the show. Siren notices creepy white deactivated drones placed everywhere, and then Siren steps on an invisible laser, "Plot Armor: Deactivated," and then the image of an audience staring at Siren! Suddenly, Siren is cornered by Orion, Tom, Razor, and Rex! Siren claims he knows nothing! Then, several clocks appear... Tick Tock laughs, finding humor because they have spent so much time that he's just been observing their every move... Siren tries to butt into the horror, but the ground crumbles and he finds himself slipping into the shocking constructs of a repaired dimension below, where they watch Siren get disintegrated to bits of data, and then Tick Tock shows his proper form and reveals the audience was all a stage, and that he tried rebuilding his favorite universes as much as he tried! Rex screams at Tick Tock to return his friends while Tom claims it's time to go home. Still, Tick Tock continues to laugh with time reversing or fast-forwarding until he decides that he wants to see them try and defeat Father Time, then maybe Tick Tock will consider a way back to their original timelines. They hear the sound of the drones activating, and Dark Matter fills in Emberfall! It's a rush into the warship as the audience takes doomsday votes to destroy the world for the final time, and then Tick Tock shows up at the warship and crushes the Prism, causing the Colorlings to let out one scream, and then a flash of white light happens... A Commercial pops after the episode where the Simulator is contacting White Out, "Please wait until a representative is available. Our Antivirus Software is one credit card from being all yours..." and then the Simulator speaks ominously, "I'd like to reinstall my Antivirus... My Simulation has gone too far." A clock is shown ticking down to 5...

Primal Chords (459/463) Season 9 Episode 42: Lagging to Your Doom

Episode Order: 42/46 Air Date: May 23, 2013

Synopsis: The Multiverse was a reconstructed stage play orchestrated by Tick Tock to re-enter the golden age, where he could watch his favorite shows repeatedly. The Group is split once again while being launched into the REAL Penultimate Universe and the horrors that await their presence... Maple Cafe! In this extremely laggy universe, Rex wakes up inside the cafe confused, but is greeted by the locals, Tilly and Mira, who nurse him back to health, but he notices his body has aged to that of a toddler... He tries to scream to them about the prior events that have transpired, but they stare at them with those unblinking eyes. Rex attempts to leave the cafe, only to find himself caught within the lag that sends him back to bed, and he's forced to endure minutes of lag to reach the door, and when he does, he finds himself in an endless loop of the same events! Each day is the same, that fucking STUPID Smiling Sun, laughing at his pain. Then Rex eventually teleports to a Picnic where Tilly does the airplane with milk towards Rex, which causes him to lash out in anger. He's met with the sudden flash of Maple Cafe being a burned-down apocalypse with survivors sobbing and pleading for help until he's sent back to the facade! Then, Rex notices the corrupted forms of Trixie, Zen, and Cubert staring down at him like phantoms that nobody can see! Rex is forced to endure their laughter as they try to bring Rex to reality, that he can't escape his universe to the next one! Rex sprints through the town and runs into the forest, where trees blink from ashes to their original form, and then Rex sees a monstrous amalgamation chasing him down and a dozen lagging angels, whom he devoured, trying to seek vengeance! Rex eventually reaches the Cafe, where things temporarily stop at the apocalypse state, and he sees Tilly coughing blood under Remnants and Dark Matter! Rex tries to pull her out, and she quickly turns evil, projecting the evils of the multiverse onto Rex, and he finds himself in the middle of a commercial break where his jaw drops at what he sees. Dark Matter speaks directly to Rex, and the discussion is mind-bending. Dark Matter challenges Rex's one-dimensional thought of Dark Matter as primarily evil and that it never chose to be this way... Dark Matter shows horrific flashbacks of other universes using Dark Matter for evil. It was never its fault that those disgusting universes went evil. The destruction... (Maple Cafe getting assaulted by Remnants) just souls of the damned who want to corrupt everything! The Remnants cry out in pain, not wanting the torment, while the red-eyed ones embrace this new power. Dark Matter claims what it's doing is heroic and immediately sends Rex towards a regretful scene where he witnesses how Imprismia went through many reboots, and no matter what, Imprismia stayed persistent! Dark Matter demands Rex to spill the answer of WHY IS IMPRISMIA any fucking different from these savages that made their prisons into Dark Matter! Dark Matter shows the torment, abuse, and agony of countless lives that Rex snuffed out, and mocks Rex's attempts to be the hero. Dark Matter makes one final exit, with the screen turning to flame as screams of everyone he knew calling out for help, and then Rex stands in a dark area with a conscious Trixie, Zen, and Cubert's spirits in rage. Dark Matter commands Rex to finish the job, to do what he was born to do. Kill them. Rex has tears in his eyes at the sight, and he raises his fist and flinches after a clock is ticking down towards 4...

Primal Chords (460/463) Season 9 Episode 43: Parallel Parking in Hell

Episode Order: 43/46 Air Date: May 30, 2013

Synopsis: After a subconscious meeting with a substance forces Rex to reevaluate everything he thought he knew, he finds himself in Razor's warship! The crew, consisting of Orion and Razor, who managed to rescue the dino after the lagfest, is trapped within Tick Tock's new construct, in a parallel universe to the real events of Cosmic Entropy! Razor claims he has been searching for a escape within this utopian shithole but Orion won't stop being a douchebag to Razor, and the two keep arguing. At the same time, Rex is forced to endure the stupidity of two aliens and yells out loud with a voice crack that Tick Tock is turning them into babies, and if they don't team up, they will die in the multiverse! Orion and Razor reluctantly agree that the situation is dire! In the war room, Razor announces the plan: Infiltrate the remains of the Astral Empire to escape the confines! Orion suggests they should return to P.T.M., and Razor asks why they should do that! Suddenly, the warship starts hurdling towards a planet, where the trio land on top of P.T.M. Corporation! CEO Scorpio, the leader of the organization confronts Orion and is impressed that Orion rebelled the company that's he's still a fucking liability by destroying his property! Orion blushes at his boss's usual scolding until he suddenly starts shrinking into a baby! Razor facepalms before picking up Orion and asking Scorpio about Tick Tock, and then Rex notices a sudden fleet of zombie-like cyborgs that bomb the corporation, causing the CEO to get blasted into space! Razor unsheathes his fiery sword and begins fighting off raids of humanoid Astroids while Rex is captured by its commander! Razor storms into the warship and takes off into the stars, shooting down the fleet with a grin. In the baby seat, Orion begins to mutate; his personality is mismatched with what Cosmic Entropy intends! Orion, having the mental state of an incel notices the commander coming out of her ship and Razor fights off Nebula, who has transformed into some rotting human and spits venom at Razor, causing him to become weakened. Razor stays determined and manages to find an air vent, where he and a now 1-year-old Orion enter the ventilation system, and they hide from an angry Commander Nebula. Then Razor notices Orion beginning to fade! Oh shit, Razor tries to bathe him in the water, but instead, Tick Tock shows up and tells Razor that he can't prevent the past! Flashbacks of Razor's ancestors of the Drakonik Tree, the hints that the Astroids were once human, and then Commander Nebula shows up to kill Razor, but then Razor impales her with a rod, and she tumbles to the ground, and Dark Matter slithers over to Razor! Razor unlocks the safe of the self-destruct button and allows the warship's reactor meltdown protocol. Then the entirety of this parallel world begins to shatter, causing the construction of other dimensions to be seen, and time stops! Razor's body freezes, and Dark Matter enters a strange new state of matter, its elegant but deathly waves, and then it begins crushing the freezing radiation! This is Dark Matter in Bose Form... Razor is helpless in the act of Dark Matter, beginning to crush Razor on the inside, cracks forming on his skin, and he can only see in his heat-sensing pits, the only escape is.... A Snowflake enters Razor's nostrils, and the pits begin to warm up, causing all of reality to shatter and leaving Razor to be sacrificed to Dark Matter's clutches! The finale will go insane when not even the critical major characters are safe! Rex is shown in a void where his body is dragged back to Imprismia, but not as we knew it! The clock reappears to have it tick down to 3.

Primal Chords (461/463) Season 9 Episode 44: God Complex.exe

Episode Order: 44/46 Air Date: June 6, 2013

Synopsis: In this "fantastical" Future Timeline of Misfit Sketches, it's time to delve into what happens to Tom after the events of Sunshine Hills becoming an anarchic hellhole where criminals are brutally genocided, and with Tom being a host of Dark Matter, things get a bit crazier. With Tom officially a high-schooler with his subconscious partners, Vice and Virtue (moral partners), they have been having the time of their lives. But in the background, Tick Tock is taking control of Tom's life! Tom suddenly meets Rex after he descends from the skies and lands in Frank's Garden. Tom snarls at the dinosaur, unsure of its presence and giggles while he warps reality to a nightmarish dungeon full of screaming criminals and other people he doesn't like in his world before Rex tries to get his attention and wonders if he even remembers Rex or... no. Tom is intrigued by this dinosaur talking and decides to bring him in since Virtue says he's aight, even if Vice says MURDER! Rex is forced to endure Tom's life in his hometown! A Montage plays out where Tom is shown to be the most popular kid in school! Hailey, the timid bookworm, became Tom's girlfriend only for status, the dungeons full of the worst criminals to live being harvested for tasty meat? Why?! Eh, who cares! Rex drools at the thought of eternal meat and goes feasting, admitting Dark Matter was right! Rex is met with a corrupted Tom, smirking at him. Vice berates Rex until Tom snaps out of his murderous habits for a bit! They move on to Emma and Mike, who are still watching the news, and Rex is introduced to Tom's twin sister, Angelica, a growing popstar diva, and Max, a jockey who was getting steamy until Tom showed up! Angelica almost throws her shoe at Tom! She screams at him to leave his weird pets outside, but Tom claims this dinosaur can talk! In the background, the screen glitches, showing the criminals escaping their cages! Tom, Rex, Angelica, and Max charge towards the Sunshine Park, where they find an endless horde of criminals, and Angelica once again screams at Tom to keep his slaves in the basement! Tom summons a dozen rifle guns, and the quartet is sent to save Sunshine Hills from the criminal apocalypse! Virtue and Vice are arguing over whether Tom's doing this for good or evil, and then Tick Tock pops out of nowhere and shoots Virtue and Vice, laughing at their suffering! Suddenly, the quartet stops by a large pulsating flesh monster around the bank as a dozen citizens are decapitated! Angelica transforms into her angelic superhero costume while Tom activates his demonic fists, allowing Vice and Virtue to dispatch each criminal while Rex and Max go after the bank and find themselves in a hostage crisis with a deranged monster that declares freedom. Rex sees nothing but Dark Matter and starts going crazy! Max watches as Rex rips apart the criminals, each attack more brutal than the last! A montage of Angelica and Tom flying through the sky and countering the criminals with a muzzle, and Tom whispering that this is why they can't be free. Tom is interrupted by Max escaping the bank with the money in hand and Rex full of blood. He decides to snitch on himself to the police, where Max, Angelica, and Tom stuff the cash into the motorcycle, and the criminals are captured inside soul jars! Just as it seemed like this was levity, Tick Tock screams from the sky, slamming onto the ground, causing the AU to shatter into bits, and Rex sees Tick Tock face to face! Tom groans that he was enjoying his future tendencies! Tick Tock reveals suppressed info on why he is doing all of this madness and that it's cause the Simulator had betrayed him! The Simulator promised a great future, a future of a new utopian paradise, and that the Simulator had given him a glimpse of the past, present, and future. But... EVER SINCE THAT HORRID VIRUS CAME ALONG AND TURNED THE MULTIVERSE TO A GRAVEYARD! Tick Tock has been here all alone, driven crazy from counting time, and now, he's going to torment his new playthings as the countdown shows up on screen... Let the fucking finale begin! 2! Tick Tock prepares his leech attack....

Primal Chords (462/463) Season 9 Episode 45: The Glitch, The Bitch, and the Wardrobe

Episode Order: 45/46 Air Date: June 13, 2013

Synopsis: Reality, Space, and Time will all converge at one point. Three heroes of unconventional darkness, from negativity, nihilism, and survival, will unite for a final confrontation with a villain of the highest order. Once a God that observed the Multiverse, now fallen to disgrace! Prepare for a tragic flashback sequence because we're sending you back eons ago when the multiverse was alive. The Simulator was younger, a strange being whose consciousness lay in the server room and was the protector of the multiverse and assigned Tick Tock, or Father Time, back in the day, to watch over all of time and protect paradoxes from occurring. However, as time passed, the bond between Father Time and Simulator strengthened due to Father Time's fascination with mathematics. In the beginning, he helped the Simulator optimize time and, along the way, discover more about the simulated universes Father Time was keeping track of... However, a gradual decline began to occur. Some universes would become full of evil, so the Simulator was forced to unplug specific simulations, which would hurt Father Time, but he remained quiet, confused why he was so distant about the destruction; his advice fell on deaf ears every time. But once, when the Simulator ordered a strange antivirus called "White Out," it was programmed to delete viruses from the simulation and claimed this was necessary. The voice of the Simulator sounded cold and angry, and the love for discovery perished! Each time the antivirus was installed, the multiverse would reset constantly. Father Time experienced constant pain and suffering, and then the Simulator's mind finally revealed why all of this suffering occurred after Father Time witnessed each universe ending for a redacted reason. Dark Matter. Huh? Just as the Simulator went offline to take a cigarette break, Father Time went to one of the universes and saw awful things. Truly awful... The constant sinful acts committed by many universes, some from R-rated to just external factors, allowing even the most innocent franchise to get gobbled up. W-What did the Simulator do? Install this barely helpful antivirus! Father Time began to sob after his longest-running simulation shut down by White Out, causing him to slowly change form as his distressed emotions allowed those awful remnants, now hosts of Dark Matter, to corrupt him, rip him from his home. The Simulator eventually removed the antivirus, thinking it was a dud, and claimed he was getting a new one and never came back... Now, Tick Tock has lots of hatred for the Simulator and wants time to be reversed, breaking the Simulation's rules to avoid the constant reboots of White Out, which makes Tick Tock's efforts meaningless every time. fucking. TIME! At the same time, the Simulator had just gotten back from a trillennium-long customer support with White Out about how to install it. That was when the Simulator found Imprismia as the last universe and immediately blamed Father Time and other factors, like him, for not filtering the bad ones from any valuable ones! Now, the Simulator will punish Tick Tock and allow time to reset, but also ban Father Time and download White Out. Maybe this will help repair Imprismia... Worth a shot. What does Father Time know anyway? 1! End of Time is here.

Primal Chords (463/463) Season 9 Episode 46: Chronocide

Episode Order: 46/46 Air Date: June 20, 2013

Synopsis: This is it. The end of Time! We left with Rex and Tom dodging Tick Tock's leech attacks while Dark Matter surrounds them like a circling snake that never stops. Tick Tock claims he is the protector of the multiverse, and that he was destined for this! Rex argues that maybe the Simulator had a point and this pisses off Tick Tock, and he laatches onto Tom's arm, where he begins to devour the Dark Matter within him! Tick Tock reveals that he has been absorbing Dark Matter to thrive off its corruption before Rex bites Tick Tock's abdomen, causing the rift to change to backdrops of historical times and Tick Tock to yell in pain! Tom gets into a fog of Dark Matter and swallows it, using it to conjure a sword and slash the madman's throat, but Tick Tock's blood is a dark substance that slithers onto the ground, and then the duo is met with a horde of corrupted characters. Tom gives Rex a gun to deal with the cartoons, and Rex will take care of Tick Tock, but then the fourth wall becomes aware, where Tick Tock manipulates the audience, guilt-tripping them for watching a dying universe, and it's about to end! Against the hordes of cartoons, Rex and Tom struggle to keep up, so Tom resorts to eating Dark Matter to grow stronger as Tick Tock claims they can't beat time! Tom immediately figures out something genius. Time is impatient, WE HAVE TO STALL TIME! Tick Tock begins his ultimate attack, the reverse attack that causes Rex and Tom to become literal babies, with Tick Tock deciding to erase their memories while cackling. Outside of the Simulation, the Simulator has officially pushed the White Out USB into the computer, causing a slight lag that makes Tick Tock a bit paranoid before taunting Tom that his parents aren't here to see this, until suddenly, a fragment of the shattered prism appears, causing a burst of energy and a rainbow rope grabbing Tick Tock by the mouth and he starts choking! Rex recognizes this is it and remembers what his father said. The drones from earlier have updated their bios, "Threat Detected! Tick Tock! Rule Broken: Altering Time!" A Large portal to the rift is created as millions of drones are seen entering the void. The only weakness of Tick Tock is that these drones can stabilize his lunatic state and bring him to justice! The Simulator sighs from the server, calling Tick Tock a moron and then the audience sees a vision of what really fucking happened! Tick Tock was breaking time too many times, causing the paradoxes to occur, and he was responsible for spreading Dark Matter after using Rapture to just EXPERIMENT on hosts of Dark Matter and letting their sins spread! The Simulator ain't falling for his manipulation and struggles seeing the event of Tick Tock's reset occur, but it has to be done. In the simulation, Tick Tock's stalks cause a ripple effect. Rex watches as Tom begins to disintegrate and has to make a brutal choice as the entire universe vibrates aggressively! Rex asks Tick Tock for a deal to leave them alone! Tick Tock laughs momentarily until he stings Rex in the cheek, causing him to groan against Tick Tock's grasp as Rex feels Dark Matter about to make him unconscious, but Rex stirs a few words, "Let me sacrifice myself... Return everyone else to normal! This was my fault. Let me suffer." Tick Tock is hesitant about the offer, noticing the sudden appearance of those White Out drones, and starts screaming! The drones grip Tick Tock and activate the Temporal Stabilization Program, causing Tick Tock to glitch in extreme pain and make one final snap, allowing Rex to choose the future he wants. Choose Fast! Rex has fast flashbacks of all the happy moments he made with his friends and acquaintances, and how Alfred tells him that Strength prevails! Of course! Rex chooses the alternate future, where he wants his path to make a difference, but he wishes all his friends would return to their timelines! Rex wants Tom to enjoy his maniacal cannibalistic future, and Razor to keep killing other bastard empires because.... "We're misfits in a cruel simulation! The violence gives me the will to live, to make meaning!" Tick Tock finally evaporates after a long struggle and is deleted, causing the White Out to stabilize the simulation as Rex is erased with a small, "Thanks for everything." Post Credits: Everything ends with a flash of white... Nothing but pure white, and then what is left of the screen is the Prismatic Maw in the aftermath of the meteorite. The sight of wildlife completely gone, the dinosaurs... They went extinct. (Tragic music plays) And the camera pans to an aerial view of the island, now barren, and not even a single sound is heard. The meteorite now decimated fog, bones, and the destruction of the eventful locations. Frostclaw's skeleton remains underneath the rock, a reminder of what happened... (Tragic Music Stops) However, the meteorite's strike allowed something magical to occur. The wind of magical dust and small weeds that grow from the ground. (Peaceful Music) Don't be afraid... Paradise can be rebuilt. The Age of Dinosaurs might be long gone, but something evil awakens from the ashes, something Tick Tock warned of. Humanity. (The camera pans out of the simulation.) The Simulator is shown pirating anime, unaware that its influence is causing the simulation's history to be warped! The final scene is Trixie's grove where a magic gemstone cracks, letting Dark Matter-infused Magic roam free, and strange creatures in the darkness emerge from the eggs. Is History about to take a drastic turn? Find out in Phase 4: Regal Discord (July 2013). If it makes you any better, Rex would have been forced to live with the guilt of his entire species' eradication.

Phase 3 Post Credits: Primal Chords Recap

CONGRATULATIONS, Don't you feel so happy?! *shows the shot of the Prismatic Maw as a scarred wasteland! The Sun is blocked by heavy clouds, and any survivors of the mass extinction are barely surviving the harsh conditions.* All of that primal life, erased. A last resort of a madman's desperate attempt at survival... And now? *The Camera changes to Tick Tock waking up in a panic and notices himself being demoted into a lower dimensional* "LISTEN, KID! BEFORE THE THINGS FIND ME! DON'T TRUST THE CURE! I AM TELLING YOU- NO! OH GOD N-N-No no!!!" *Tick Tock is dragged away from his cell and disappears into the darkness.*

All remaining remnants will be eradicated without a trace, just for your comfort, Simulator! We at Whitewash Dynamics, we make the only most perfect antivirus! We are the best, and our customers have always been happy! Would you recommend White Out to your friends... *The voice fades* Our service helps out one reality at a time, to perfection! *Several shots of the previous Imprismia realities resetting, until landing on the adventure of Misfit Sketches, then Cosmic Entropy and finally landing on Primal Chords, where a montage plays*

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In Phase 3: Primal Chords

We have quite the silly dinosaur adventure for you! Take a trip to the tropical Prismatic Maw Archipelago! Where we have many sights of the exotic wildlife *shots of the fauna killing each other. Some dinos eat their babies, while others are starving to death in some thin cave!* or even meet the Five Mystical Colorlings like we're in MLP (Ew!) and oh you know, the usual pollution destroying robots that don't even belong here casually slaughtering everything! Meet our plucky optimistic protagonist, Rex with a heart of gold *shots of Rex's violent moments* and he'll make friends and foes while on a journey to stop Dr. Rapture from corrupting the island with the nefarious Dark Matter- *a pile of mutated Remnants crawl out from a portal, and a shot of Tom Frank is shown* Oh yeah, Trixie and Zen are here I guess... "WE LITERALLY GOT WRITTEN OUT FOR A ENTIRE SEASON FOR NO REASON!" ...Well, at least there's no meteorite- *sees the flaming ball of destruction* OH SHIT OH SHIT! WE NEED TO EVACUATE! RUN! *A clock appears over the Prismatic Maw*

Season 7: Dino-mite Disaster!

Welcome back to the primordial puke-fest that is the Prismatic Maw! Remember that meteor? Yeah, it's still coming, but who cares when we've got baby dinosaurs being pure, unadulterated cannon fodder for Alfred, the O.G. T-Rex terror. Our "hero," Rex – a walking, roaring bundle of daddy issues and misplaced optimism – accidentally sets off a chain reaction of environmental devastation, because, well, he’s Rex. He teams up with Trixie, a triceratops with enough conspiracy theories to fill a black hole, and Zen, a dilophosaurus who thinks "getting high" is a spiritual journey (and honestly, who can blame him in this hellhole?).

They embark on a "wholesome" journey to smack around giant robots – because apparently, prehistoric life just wasn't metal enough – and purify "Colorlings," who are basically the island's sentient mood rings. Rex, bless his tiny, violent heart, is convinced this will finally get his absent dad to notice him. What follows is a glorious montage of dismembered raptors, exploding pumpkins, polluted oceans turning into a literal seafood boil, and Trixie screaming about paradoxes while Rex just wants to eat everything. It all culminates in Rex finally confronting Alfred in a volcano, only for dear old dad to get vaporized by the very elemental forces he manipulated. Oops. Rex learns a valuable lesson: fathers are overrated, and explosions are always cool. Oh, and the island is still probably doomed. What fun!

Season 8: Arctic Annihilation!

Just when you thought it couldn't get any colder, the entire Prismatic Maw turns into a frozen wasteland of death and existential dread! Rex, now a solo act in a blizzard of suffering, stumbles upon Cubert – a traumatized, mute penguin whose past is so messed up, it makes Zen's drug trips look like a Sunday picnic. Cubert's just trying to survive while battling his own inner demons (and outer ones, mostly hungry monsters). Our favorite little flightless bird is also "Remnant-0312," a government experiment – because of course he is.

Enter Frostclaw, a saber-tooth simp who's secretly Dr. Rapture's pet assassin. He manipulates Rex into hunting down "paradoxes" (a.k.a. the corrupted Colorlings Rex already killed – classic Rex!) to summon the Prismling and "save the island." What's a little genocide between friends, right? Rex, bless his naive, bone-headed nature, goes full murder-hobo, collecting Colorling souls while Cubert endures daily psychological torture and horrifying hallucinations.

But wait, there’s more! Tom Frank, everyone's favorite reality-bending werewolf, crashes the party, proving that no matter the dimension, he can still find a way to be a chaotic menace. He liberates the prison, turns its inmates into a buffet, and uses his powers to unleash pure, unadulterated mayhem. In the end, Frostclaw's double-cross is revealed, Cubert suffers another mental breakdown (yay!), and the meteor finally hits. The Prismatic Maw gets shredded into a "white void of nothing," and our heroes are trapped in... well, somewhere else. Because true suffering never ends, it just changes locations!

Season 9: Inverted Insanity!

Surprise, suckers! The white void was just the pre-show! Our hapless (and endlessly tormented) protagonists are flung into the "Inverted Maw," a backwards hellscape where gravity pushes up, lava freezes, and herbivores hunt carnivores. It's like your brain on drugs, but worse. Tick Tock, a giggling clockwork demon, reveals he's been playing God with their lives, because apparently, the Simulator betrayed him by… trying to clean up the multiverse with an antivirus called "White Out." The nerve!

Rex, now a master of opposite-day logic, teams up with the purified Colorlings (because we love a good redemption arc, even if it's forced) to smack around some "Negari," skeletal Dark Matter cultists led by the delightfully unhinged Godfather. Meanwhile, Tom, ever the adaptable sociopath, infiltrates Negari society, turning their "faith trials" into his own personal gore-fest. He even gets a new sidekick, "Champ," who's so aggressively wholesome, it makes Tom want to commit more atrocities. Cubert, our beloved trauma penguin, tries to build a jetpack to escape the madness, while Deepak, his cynical crow sidekick, just wants to roast marshmallows and watch the world burn.

The multiverse itself becomes a twisted stage, with our heroes plummeting through copyright-infringing realities like "Gorp Gulch," "Blueprint Buddies," and the gloriously awful "Dumpster Town" (where Tom learns that "cancel culture" is worse than actual genocide). Dark Matter, the universe's ultimate STD, consumes everything, revealing its "tragic backstory" as a misunderstood force. Tick Tock, in a final act of petty revenge against the Simulator, tries to erase time itself, but Rex, in a moment of pure, self-sacrificing idiocy, makes a deal with the devil. He chooses a future where his friends get to keep their messed-up lives, embracing the beautiful chaos that defines them. The result? The Prismatic Maw is obliterated, humanity might exist (oh no!), and the simulation selects a new era into… well, something else. Because in this universe, the only constant is suffering, and the show must go on in a altered reality. *Montages of many destroyed Imprismia realities merging into this one*

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All Remnants still alive at this point will be eradicated by A.C.S for illegal interdimensional trespassing. You don't belong here. Thank you for your understanding and cooperation!

Simulator, You are given the option to recover your lost data! At Whitewash Dynamics, we are always happy to patch all parasites necessary and turn your simulation to a stable program- *Dark Matter's Logo appears* Unknown Virus Detected! Your computer may have been compromised by illegal hackers! This save is corrupted! Please hold on as we attempt to quarantine the E-E-Error. I'm sorry, but your computer has crashed! *Windows 8 Crash Sound* :( We will provide to you a new Operating System that at WhiteWash has made. Start with the template we have chosen just for you... *The Fantasy Genre button appears* What are you waiting for?

The Simulator's eye shooked, amazed that this cursed antivirus almost worked, but this is how they get you. Maybe if it can analyze what the ACS Antivirus is really doing, then it can find out who is responsible for the death of the Multiverse and the cause of Dark Matter! The Simulator presses the button and watches as the Imprismia Logo starts shattering in a wacky fashion, a montage of the entire series plays, and then the prism shows the color red, "You are now shaping a alternate reality! We will guide you through the process of creating your own world... and I."

*Downloading NullOS* Download Complete. *Installs* Installation.... Complete. *Activates the Operating System* Don't worry about your lost data, we managed to recover some photos going back all the way to August 5, 2004! 2004! *Starts glitching and then Dark Matter teases the Simulator's taste in anime as it takes control of the drones to make a skull emoji and then clicks on Fantasy*

The Simulator is powerless to watch as it, Dark Matter and the previous realities becoming pockets in this one, and the fantasy genre is selected, the Prismatic Maw being rebuilt into the Medieval Ages. *Please wait as geological forces build your new continent...* *The camera zooms to the Prismatic Maw, where it is breaking apart and the wildlife rapidly evolving into similiar creatures from the previous realities, and then the Simulator is sent back to the higher level with a message popping up about dimensions coming soon during their restructuring!*

Phase 4: Regal Discord

*A soothing Lullaby is played, A.C.S' ringtone!*

Can you CURE the Disease in the oppressive light, or is the dark shadows of your past unavoidable?

*The once sweet Lullaby begins turning to the cackling sounds of fire with blood dripping down onto the words, "Regal Discord" as the number four begins to rot like a apple as the shots of once humble fantasy races and beautiful locales are flipped at night, where the undead rise from the grave and then a alarm comes out in a strange Guild for heroes to stop a evil vampire! The obscured forms of four heroes emerge from the Guild and then they start arguing like a bunch of assholes over each xenophobic remark towards their species! Underground, we see the leftovers of the Prismatic Maw with the dinosaurs now buried within the lava and Dark Matter swarming all over the caves. Back to the sky, a swarm of White Out Drones soar to the floating city far away that pierces the heavens! COOPERATE, AND WE MAY SPARE YOU!"*