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Regal Discord (464/615) Season 10 Episode 1: Prophecy Can Suck My Scales

Episode Order: 1/50 Air Date: July 25, 2013

Synopsis: *System Activated* Once Upon a Time in the sprawling magical world of Kaedros where magic shapes the very lives of its inhabitants, but when a shadowy plague caused by the nefarious Count Vladistay threatens to corrupt the harmonic balance of this fantasy realm with the undead and a foretold prophecy that will determine the fate of the world, only four unlikely frenemies (A Dragon, Elf, Orc and Fae) have the combined strength and unique abilities to defeat the vampire lord and save Princess Eris' dear sickness! Get ready for an RPG Adventure to end all tales! The Story begins in the Adventurer's Guild where our protagonist Drake arrives to do combat training and hide under the common populace to avoid being detected by pesky intruders! Drake's childhood was raised in this very guild, to fight, go on adventurers to kill goblins and to have been obsessed with perfecting every bit of his life to fulfill the empty prophecy, but when suddenly, the guild has detected a incoming zombie siege from the Dreadlands coming to destroy their town! Drake persistently disagrees and goes to bed where in the night, the earth shook and the entire guild is under the attack of the Black Rot! The Guild Master and Adventurers start scramming as Drake engages in a fight, slicing the zombies up and then the Guild Master is bitten and turns into one of them! Drake pulls out the med-kit from the shelf and the Master is slightly cured of the disease! The sun comes up and Drake is brought to the Guild Master's office where he is comically missing a arm and Drake is told that he's the only one and must save Kaedros! The Guild Master announces to Drake that he must go to the Virideth Forests to find allies and train far away from this Guild to level up! Drake is powerless to say anything as the level-up sheets are handed to him and then he is off with the odd celebrations of his former colleagues and friends! (when did Drake have friends? Or was that programmed?)

Regal Discord (465/615) Season 10 Episode 2: Dragon Goes Full Psycho on Goblins

Episode Order: 2/50 Air Date: August 1, 2013

Synopsis: With the weight of the world now on his shoulders, the reluctant dragon is off on the road to the forests with only a map and a compass to guide him. Drake has never been outside of the Guild and is in awe at the beautiful scenery around him, but as he gets bored of the scenic walk, he flies over a large meadow of flowers and lands on a wagon with a bunch of goblin thieves plotting to raze a village. Drake is knocked out with a club but manages to slash at the faces with his feet and then they arrive at the village, where the village has already been turned into zombies! Drake observes the situation at hand, and then he notices his weapons shaking after the goblins start noticing their coins fell down. Drake carefully clutches his katanas with his feet and then slices the binding ropes and then his katanas ignite with fire to his surprise! The Goblins attempt to plead for mercy and throw him a bag of money but then Drake impales them with his blades and then the zombies begin coming at him. Drake dodges the undead and begins fighting them off, when suddenly a lone zombie is about to bite him and then Drake's eyes flash red and he breathes fire, causing the village's populace to get burned alive. Drake stands there, deciding to eat the goblins during the fire and then he flies away as a mysterious shadow watches him from afar... The Chaos Dragon is Alive?

Regal Discord (466/615) Season 10 Episode 3: Count Cuckula's Musical Abortion

Episode Order: 3/50 Air Date: August 8, 2013

Synopsis: With rumors of the Chaos Dragon's arrival being spread around the realm, Count Vladistay becomes excited at the thought of a challenger to his vampiric throne, and starts having a random musical number about the prophecy but is interrupted when his loyal spy, Marigold (Mary) greets the great Count like they're best friends, she asks if they're going to watch some TV and Count Vladistay coughs, readjusting his monocle. Mary is confused as Count Vladistay brings up the prophecy and the Chaos Dragon! Mary proclaims she can make him proud and help capture the dragon with her magic, but Count Vladistay says that he's the only one that can corrupt the dragon and her magic is too weak to just magically poof the dragon to him. Mary grants Vladistay's wish without command and summons a small plushie of Drake and then Count Vladistay's crimson eyes twitch and the two have a small dinner meeting where Mary is told to find any information about the Chaos Dragon, and stop being so distracted by the cute mosquitoes. Mary nods, saluting the Count and she flies away into the night, leaving Vladistay pondering if sending out a naive, distracted child into the real world is a good idea. Eh! Vladistay orders the Orb of Destiny to observe his servant's glitter trail, as she follows the smoke and fire of the village ready to grant wishes to any lucky fellow!

Regal Discord (467/615) Season 10 Episode 4: Inn-cest and Zombie Bullshit

Episode Order: 4/50 Air Date: August 15, 2013

Synopsis: Next up on the path to Virideth Forest, Drake stops for a break in a inn on the outskirts of a small town to replenish himself and gather supplies, strategically monologuing about how to systemically demolish the vampire lord. However, he notices a strange white cloaked figure staring at him, before they vanish into thin air. Drake brushes it off as just another glitch in the matrix... (everyone is aware of the simulation, we just choose to forget and accept our fate!) Drake meets the innkeeper, Goblord and his son, Goblin who just lost his brother... Oh. Drake gives the goblin a bag of coins and then goes to sleep, having a dream about his past where he's a kid being trained by the Guild Master to fight and how he was never allowed to have any friends. He wakes up and the inn is under attack from zombies! Of fucking course, why does every building have to get attacked by zombies? Drake goes out on the balcony and breathes fire, burning the zombies and the inn to ashes. Goblin and Goblord manage to escape, taking a spot on Drake's stolen wagon, and now Drake has no other choice but to go on the road with them! The ride is awkward, Goblord crack jokes about the weather and Goblin is begging Drake's autograph! Off to a escort mission...

Regal Discord (468/615) Season 10 Episode 5: Virtue Signaling The Dungeon

Episode Order: 5/50 Air Date: August 22, 2013

Synopsis: During a rough thunderstorm, Drake, Goblin and Goblord seek shelter in an abandoned temple, where the seven virtues are etched into the walls. As the storm rages outside, the trio huddles around a flickering flame and Goblin breaks up the ice with goofy campfire songs, while Goblord tells them about our lord, God (Emperor Eutopia) and the amazing Archangels who fight for stability as Drake resist the urge to vomit. Suddenly, the ground shakes and the shrine collapses revealing a secret puzzle room! Goblin cheers, but Goblord and Drake are less enthused. They solve a series of puzzles, each one representing one of the virtues, and discover a glowing orb at the end, and then detects Drake as a demon?! The puzzle closes shut, leaving them cornered by horrible skeletons and zombies, and Drake prepares for a fight! Goblin is caught within the zombie's clutches and whines for his older brothers to come save him, and Goblord was about to throw himself in the fire, but then Drake charges at the two, escaping the temple and the three are caught in a landslide! Just as Drake thought his wagon went missing, they are facing Merlin's great essence! (Drake's supposed mentor)

Regal Discord (469/615) Season 10 Episode 6: Merlin's Brother Complex Gets Weird

Episode Order: 6/50 Air Date: August 29, 2013

Synopsis: Merlin introduces himself as Drake's guide and protector, and Goblin is excited that the fabled wizard is here to save us all! Merlin tells Drake that he has a carriage and can ride them directly to Virideth Forest to avoid anymore distractions, and the trio take a ride to finish a small escort mission. As the carriage rides through the night, Drake and Merlin discuss the prophecy and Drake's annoyance that who even creates this dumb shit, why is his life just determined by some old book? Merlin tells Drake that the Gods have already planned his destiny and he must follow it, no matter what. Suddenly, the carriage rumbles and then Marigold shows up, giggling, asking to play a game! Goblord and Goblin are turned to pieces of sapient ham and Drake tries to attack Marigold and she magically avoids every hit with a smile! Merlin tells Drake to stop fighting and Marigold summons a bunch of rabid hounds to eat the carriage. The trio are on a carriage chase scene through the night, and as they approach the bridge, the carriage falls off the edge and Drake grabs Goblin and Goblord to fly while Merlin watches and then he is attacked by a sudden force...

Regal Discord (470/615) Season 10 Episode 7: Escort Mission from Hell (Literally)

Episode Order: 7/50 Air Date: September 5, 2013

Synopsis: Vladistay's Orb of Destiny rises from the ground, revealing the vampire lord himself! Vladistay remarks how the great Merlin is looking a bit pale and weak, and Merlin tries to reason with his brother, but he sets his sight on Drake's silhouette and then Vladistay orders his undead minions to chase him down and capture him! Drake stops fleeing and slashes through the zombies, and then Marigold appears once again to congratulate the dragon's strength, but she can't fight him yet. Not until he's in the right place. Drake is confused and the two goblins are suddenly kidnapped by Vladistay's Orb, where he proclaims if Drake wants to play hard to get, he'll kidnap the goblins for ransom- Marigold accidentally summons a bag of gold and then Vladistay sighs, ordering his army to return to the castle and Drake is left with Merlin, who reveals that the two had bitter history together! Drake checks himself out before a long monologue and Merlin tells him that they must go and rescue the goblins! Ugh!

Regal Discord (471/615) Season 10 Episode 8: Spider Rape Dungeon Adventure

Episode Order: 8/50 Air Date: September 12, 2013

Synopsis: Merlin takes Drake through a shortcut towards a tunnel to rescue Goblord and Goblin. As they venture into the underground, Drake expresses annoyances that the goblins are just a waste of time, but then the two are ambushed by a bunch of huge venomous spiders! Merlin uses his castle of flames to protect the two, but Drake charges at the spiders and jumps over the hostage truck that is speeding off a dungeon where Vladistay's minions are awaiting. The two goblins are thrown in a cage, and Marigold is there to interrogate the two for... she gets distracted by Goblin's demands for autographs and the two start having a tea party, while Vladistay is watching from a crystal ball and sighs, and then he screams at Drake right as he breaks into the dungeon, and the vampire orders his undead army to attack! The Door closes and Merlin is stuck outside, while Drake has to deal with the zombies and a giant golem. Merlin decides to guide Drake in the dungeon vocally and then Drake is forced to solve a bunch of puzzles, and he accidentally activates the trap, causing a boulder to come crashing down, but he manages to escape, and the two burst through the door, where Marigold and the goblins are playing tea party! The Goblins are taken and Marigold cheers, saying that they can have another tea party! (What is with that girl?)

Regal Discord (472/615) Season 10 Episode 9: Dark Spirits Tell No Tale

Episode Order: 9/50 Air Date: September 19, 2013

Synopsis: Merlin congratulates Drake on the escort mission being a success! The goblins return to their mother and father, who had just returned from a tropical vacation and then Drake and Merlin are off to the Virideth Forest, a place of wonder and magical creatures known as Elves! Merlin declares this is where they will split up until next time! Drake is given a scroll invitation to Merlin's Academy for Heroes and then the two part ways, and Drake walks through the forest, his magic skill is low and he is trying to find a way to level up. Suddenly, a bunch of dark spirits form from the trees, and they possess the local trees in a attempt to scare off pesky intruders. Drake tries to unleash fire but the spirits absorb all fire magic and Drake has to rely on his katanas to slice at the tree's weakpoints, as he navigates through the maze of the Virideth Forest, the spirits taunt his destiny, questioning on why he is so persistent on fulfilling it, when he can just say no? Drake ignores the dark spirits and finds a mysterious elf shrine, and he is suddenly knocked out with a tranquilizer with the sun rising and a bunch of elves carrying him to their leader...

Regal Discord (473/615) Season 10 Episode 10: Racist Elves Meet Edgy Dragon

Episode Order: 10/50 Air Date: September 26, 2013

Synopsis: Drake wakes up to the Chieftain of the Virideth Tribe, Elder Willow, who questions Drake's intentions after he attempted to break the sacred shrine and the dragon explains that he was just trying to find allies because he came from the Guild to stop Vladistay's plague. Willow is intrigued by a Dragon going against the Vampire, and so she decides to let Drake stay in the Tribe for only a few days, go rest at a tavern! Drake notices the xenophobic glares from the elves, wary or even hostile towards his presence. Drake enters the tavern, where he rests on a table as his meal is prepared. Suddenly, the doors open and a young female elf enters the tavern with a scowl, ordering the usual whiskey. The tavern is silent, and the elves are too scared to look her in the eye and Drake is curious, asking the barkeeper about this strange elf who is known as "Fawn" the archer. Fawn is the adopted daughter of Elder Willow, often busy brooding and hunting in the forest for animals. A few wise-cracking gnomes attempt to tease Fawn but she punches each one, causing a extremely violent tavern fight where Fawn comes off unscathed and walks off throwing a tip on the counter. Drake is impressed by the girl's skills and suspects that she could make a valuable asset to his team!

Regal Discord (474/615) Season 10 Episode 11: Gnome Genocide Fetch Quest

Episode Order: 11/50 Air Date: October 3, 2013

Synopsis: Drake follows Fawn's trail to her tree house covered in spiky vines, but is stopped by the same wise-cracking gnomes that demand money to let him past. Drake threatens them with death but when the elves are being judgemental of Drake's presence, the gnomes give Drake an annoying fetch quest to find a bunch of weird items. The first item is to collect 5 golden apples in the Virideth Orchard. Drake is greeted to Harry, a hippo-gnome screaming at the shape of the apples! Drake takes advantage of the situation to steal the five apples and then he punches Harry before he could eat the last one. The second item is to find a glowing gem from the caves, where a bunch of Crystalized Golems are blocking the route. Drake yells that he could use some help and Marigold appears, deciding to help her friend out and summons some dynamite from the ground, causing the caverns to shake and the gems to fall out. Marigold cheers and Drake asks if she can take care of the gnomes and Marigold says that she can do that and she flies away to do another fancy tea party, leaving Drake with Fawn alone in the forest picking berries.

Regal Discord (475/615) Season 10 Episode 12: Arrow to the Friendzone

Episode Order: 12/50 Air Date: October 10, 2013

Synopsis: Fawn is busy gathering the berries for her stew when suddenly Drake shows up! Fawn points her arrow at the dragon and demands to know if he's stalking her or something and then Drake declares that he's on a important quest to stop Vladistay and the prophecy. Fawn rolls her eyes, what does he want her to say? No. She refuses, saying the prophecy is just Eden Propaganda to make them follow a false God. Drake explains that he also hates Eden which makes her slightly interested and the two have a small chat about their pasts. Fawn's parents were killed by the Empire when she was a young child, and Elder Willow adopted her and raised her to be the best archer in the tribe, but she remains angry about her dead family and wants revenge. Suddenly, the two are ambushed by the night-time watchdogs who guards the forest and they attempt to attack the two! Drake defends Fawn from a incoming arrow and the two team up together to fight the watchdogs, each one being a different species of elf. The two take down the entire group, and the captain of the Watchdogs, a grizzly veteran elf named "Buckshot" nearly kills Fawn with a arrow and Drake jumps in the way, taking the hit only for Fawn to grab the arrow and throw it back, stabbing the elf's eye. Buckshot screams in pain and then a large bear appears to maul him and the two escape with bruises and wounds. Fawn makes out a small smile before mocking Drake and that she's only here to get revenge, she doesn't care for what a dumb dragon has to say. (what a tsundere!)

Regal Discord (476/615) Season 10 Episode 13: The Sport of Kings

Episode Order: 13/50 Air Date: October 17, 2013

Synopsis: Shortly After the fight, the two are greeted by Elder Willow herself! Fawn is pissed, saying that Buckshot started the fight, but Elder Willow is not having any of it. She decides Fawn needs to learn manners much to her annoyances and forces her to travel with Drake where ever he goes, because the Gods have planned this and she will follow the will of the Gods. Fawn is left in silence as Elder Willow leaves the throne room and Drake decides to spend his last day in the Tribe doing some Gnome Bowling! Basically, we abuse gnomes and throw them into a bunch of pins. Fawn is bored, wanting to return to the treehouse and prepare for the journey, while Drake goes off to the gnome bowling alley where dumb gnomes are being thrown into the pins, their screams for money and mercy ignored. The competition is fierce, and the winner gets 500 gold coins, and the loser is thereby sacrificed to the Vine Monster! Drake's hot-headed attitude and strength gives him the advantage, as he bowls through the gnomes with a smirk. The final round is against Buckshot, who just enslaved Harry to be his servant. Fawn arrives, saying that she packed up and is ready to go when suddenly, Buckshot throws a bomb at her and Fawn swiftly dodges the attack and Drake uses his fire breath to light up the bomb and throw it at Buckshot, causing him to lose the game and the two leave the bowling alley with gold earned... albeit through cheating...

Regal Discord (477/615) Season 10 Episode 14: Chad Gets Cucked

Episode Order: 14/50 Air Date: October 24, 2013

Synopsis: Drake and Fawn exit the Virideth Forest and returns back to the guild, where everyone is surprised at Drake bringing home an elf, and Fawn remarks that the entire place is a shithole. The guild master grants the two a new level up sheet and lets the two have a free night alone to do whatever. Just as Fawn walks off to the tavern, someone enters the guild hall doors, a polished heroic human known as "Champ" who is here to be the next great adventurer! The guild master tells Champ the rules and then the young man meets Drake and then treats him like he's beneath him. Fawn ignores the two, drinking the day away before Champ spots the hot elf and attempts to charm her. Fawn punches him to the ground, where Champ stays persistent! A montage of Fawn tending to nature and doing her usual archery training is shown, and Champ is always there, trying to woo the elf and failing miserably. Drake is having enough of this shit and decides to take a small detour to a alchemist shop where he buys poison, and then he goes to the tavern where Champ is busy flirting with Fawn and Champ drinks alcohol that has Drake's poison in it! Champ finds out and tries to wrestle with Drake but eventually Fawn beats the shit out of Champ and tells him she doesn't need anyone!

Regal Discord (478/615) Season 10 Episode 15: Vladistay's Daddy Issues (Halloween Special)

Episode Order: 15/50 Air Date: October 31, 2013

Synopsis: Vladistay wakes up Marigold on this wonderful day known as Death Day! Aka Halloween! Vladistay decided that today, the two are gonna do some adoptive father to daughter bonding, starting by carving pumpkins! Mary and Vladistay are preparing for the night of trickery and thievery, and then Vladistay has the idea of going to a town and spreading fear into the hearts of the children! The two venture to a small town in the outskirts of the Darklands and Vladistay orders his army to give the children a "scare" but Mary ends up being the usual naive foil, granting the children murderous unicorns and sapient candy that cries as you eat them. The children cheer and Vladistay is confused, and then they go to a haunted house, where Marigold brings Vladistay to see the sight of a bunch of "ghosts" (actors) dressed in mascot costumes which Vladistay starts freaking the fuck out over, and then Marigold hears Vladistay's mutter that this is just a stage-play and creates a real slashing killer unicorn to chase after Vladistay with hugs! He screams for dear life and then he turns around and the unicorn explodes in a shower of blood and gore, causing the actors to mop the remains as if it was a spilled glass of milk, and then Mary sees her adoptive father's pale body in the toilet and laughs at how he's flattering her spook skills!

Regal Discord (479/615) Season 10 Episode 16: Fixing Shit We Already Burned

Episode Order: 16/50 Air Date: November 7, 2013

Synopsis: The Adventurer's Guild gives Drake and Fawn a mission to restore the Town of Oaksbury after Goblin accidentally lit fireworks in the town square and now the entire place is burnt to a crisp! With that, Drake takes the carriage and drives off to Oaksbury to do repairs. Fawn is annoyed, why are we helping humans again? Drake shrugs, he doesn't know but the point is to just finish the prophecy. Fawn rolls her eyes and then the two arrive at the town, where the mayor, "Ox" panics that his entire town is burnt to ashes and demands the adventurers to help fix the town. Drake and Fawn are given a small amount of money and tools to repair the houses and the two begin working on the damaged buildings, but as they are working, more of Vladistay's zombies appear to attack them! Drake fights them off, breathing fire and slashing at the undead with his blades while Fawn provides cover-fire, shooting the zombies in the head. The two fight through the horde of the dead until suddenly, the zombies are killed by Merlin, who has returned and is impressed that Drake befriended someone! Time to introduce Fawn to the Sage Wizard...

Regal Discord (480/615) Season 10 Episode 17: Glitch in the Sage

Episode Order: 17/50 Air Date: November 14, 2013

Synopsis: Merlin meets Drake once again, confirming that the zombie threat has gotten worse! Fawn is annoyed that this old man is here and Merlin tries to get the elf to stop insulting his master and then he pulls out a projection of the zombies being connected to some evil plague that Vladistay is spreading! We know nothing about this disease but that it is fueling the vampire lord's power, so we must stop him! Fawn complains that all of this is just said to her, she walked here and now she's being told to save the world? Suddenly, Drake pushes Fawn as Merlin begins to glitch and the ground shakes, causing the three to be sent underground! Not Again... The three fall into the ruins of a ancient temple where the Sage turns back to normal and pretends that nothing happened, while Fawn gives him looks and Drake begins to raise his katanas, and then Merlin orders the trio to the Dreadlands! Fawn recognizes that something is wrong and suggest they just ignore the coot and Drake sneaks away with Fawn! Something is off, and so Fawn and Drake are going to Oaksbury first...

Regal Discord (481/615) Season 10 Episode 18: Mayor Zombie and the Town BBQ

Episode Order: 18/50 Air Date: November 21, 2013

Synopsis: Arriving in Oaksbury, the town is in chaos as the zombies are attacking the villagers and the guards are overwhelmed by the sheer numbers. Drake runs up to the town square's bell and rings it, getting everyone's attention and then he declares that he's not a hero, but he'll do the job. The villagers are confused and Fawn uses this distraction to shoot at the zombies and the two team up together to fight the horde of undead until suddenly, some of the infected townsfolk start rising from their graves and become part of the zombie army. The guards try to hold the line, but Mayor Ox is revealed to have been turned into a zombie general, praising Black Rot and the guards are brutally killed and then reanimated to join the horde. Drake and Fawn are cornered by the undead until Vladistay commands them to stop! Vladistay whines about where is the challenge if they- Drake takes a fire recharge and Fawn uses explosive vinegar, causing the entire town to explode in a fiery blaze. The two are knocked out from the blast with Vladistay screaming for revenge in the background! Sure, the mission was messy but no one will know about it! In the distance, a small swarm of White Out Drones observe the carnage in anger and then the town is suddenly reprogrammed to normal! Those assholes are gonna destroy everything!

Regal Discord (482/615) Season 10 Episode 19: Marigold's Spy Kids Audition

Episode Order: 19/50 Air Date: November 28, 2013

Synopsis: Marigold decides to interrupt Drake and Fawn's way to the guild, boasting about how Vladistay has gotten even stronger since! Drake tells Fawn this crazed girl is naive, just go with it. Fawn annoyingly listens to the fairy's ramblings, as Marigold reveals that she's a secret agent of Vladistay but she's wondering if she could conveniently join them? She'll do everything they want! The Episode goes through a montage of a stroll with Marigold attempting to mix alcohol for Fawn to impress her but it always tastes disgusting or gives the elf some weird side-effect like uncontrollable farting or her hair changing color. Marigold's headphones squeak with Vladistay begging her to just turn them into ham and then she summons a bunch of dead goblins for them to eat and then admits she doesn't really know her magic skills yet and Drake sighs with acceptance, fine she can join! Only for a few episodes! Fawn facepalms and the three continue onward to the guild with a Vladistay Spy within the party!

Regal Discord (483/615) Season 10 Episode 20: Spa Day Murder Spree

Episode Order: 20/50 Air Date: December 5, 2013

Synopsis: After successfully getting Marigold onto their team, the trio are back in the Guild where they are greeted by the Guild Master, who is impressed that Drake has made a small party of adventurers to take on the great vampire lord of the Darklands. Drake tells everyone he'll go train his skills in the meantime. When Drake leaves, Marigold decides to bring Fawn on a girl's night out despite her confusion on what that even is! After all, Elves were always about the sacredness of nature and the beauty of the forest! *Realistic Bird Noises* Fawn brings Marigold for drinks only for Mary to reminds Fawn that she can' have drinks at her age. Fawn demands what does she want then and then Fawn is brought to a weird spa where she ends up strangling some slightly annoying people while Mary suggests a calm massage to soothe the stress and anger. Fawn is skeptical that this will work, and then we get a montage of Fawn being pampered and treated with back massages, plus some fanservice of Fawn's nice ass which the camera gets shattered by her yelling at the audience and then when Champ returns from a small treasure hunt, he tries to hit on Mary but gets eaten after having her monstrous form revealed!

Regal Discord (484/615) Season 10 Episode 21: Crystal Meth Kingdom (Steven Universe Parody)

Episode Order: 21/50 Air Date: December 12, 2013

Synopsis: Champ is given the mission invite to Dreadnought Inc after a major discovery of a underground civilization of sapient minerals known as, "Crystalines" and the gnomes have mysteriously disappeared, but when the seemingly benevolent Crystaline Kingdom is actually the White Out Antivirus in disguise, Champ falls over heels for Emerald the Gem Snake! Ragnar, the executive vice president of the company finds out that Champ has been participating in kidnapping his customers and orders Fawn, Drake and Marigold to rescue the missing Gnomes. Upon arrival at the Crystaline Mines, Marigold becomes fascinated by the strange amber architect and Fawn goes to find the gnomes, only to be met with the Crystal Guards, who are really the White Out Drones! Drake fights the Crystalines off while Mary meets Champ, where he immediately tries her into a statue and declares a "remnant" investigation and the simulation glitches to, "Anomaly Mode"! Ragnar announces that his adventurers had fallen and to prepare the war machines! Pound and the others invade the mines and fight against the White Out Antivirus, and then Drake is sent further down a cliff, where the pits of hell are found waiting for pesky souls like him! Emerald claims that he needs to be rebooted for disobeying the simulation and then Marigold's magic activates through the rays, causing the Crystalines to retreat and the gnomes to escape, and Fawn appears with only a few wounds and then she shoots Emerald right in the eye, and the two flee as the mines begin to collapse, and the Crystaline Kingdom explodes! Oopsies, fuck... Ragnar hires the trio to repay property damage!

Regal Discord (485/615) Season 10 Episode 22: Santa's Sweatshop of Doom (Christmas Special)

Episode Order: 22/50 Air Date: December 19, 2013

Synopsis: When the Adventurer's Guild is hosting a Eden Sponsored Santa Claus event, Drake is not happy to find out that the Empire of Eden has used a weather spell to make it snow all over the world! Marigold is excited to experience her first Christmas and she spends the entire time decorating the guild hall and preparing the feast for everyone. Champ uses mistletoe tricks to desperately get a "first kiss" from Fawn but the elf knocks him out! Suddenly, the sleigh crashes into the Guild and the reindeer mistakes Fawn as a replacement, and Drake promises he'll save her! Drake goes off to train with some training dummies. Fawn wrestles with the herd of reindeer on the magic sleigh and then they are sent towards a portal to the Workshop and Fawn goes espionage, taking advantage of the situation to destroy the factory, where Santa shows himself as a muscular, younger and more aggressive man who is the literal God of Christmas. Fawn challenges him that there is no magic in Christmas which offends every elf, and then Fawn's cover is blown! Looks like someone accidentally thought Fawn was a Christmas Elf! Then, the Mr. Elf on the Shelf storms to teach Fawn the meaning of christmas. Oh No! Fawn sits there in annoyance until Drake breaks into the workshop and fights the sentient toy and then they use a portal to return to the Guild Hall, and Fawn slaps Drake that she could of did it herself! The Next Day, Marigold gives her a gift, a handmade sweater! Fawn's tsundere ways throws it in the fire, and then picks it back up when alone! Even the seemingly coldest of hearts will appreciate the warmth of the holiday!

Regal Discord (486/615) Season 10 Episode 23: Ice Ice Baby

Episode Order: 23/50 Air Date: December 26, 2013

Synopsis: The Adventurer's Guild have sent the gang on their next mission to the Dreadlands, but the gang find themselves trapped in the Blizzaro Range, where Orkish Raiders are busy plundering the treasures at Dreadnought Inc. Drake, Marigold and Fawn fight through the snowstorm, leveling up and training their skills, and then Marigold spots a strange monster, a giant avian known as the Cyanling, who is guarding the mountains from intruders. Marigold desperately wants to become friends with the Cyanling, and Drake breathes fire through the snow to scorch the beast, only for the Cyanling to use it's magical abilities to summon icicles, and then a gigantic ice palace comes into view, where its siren-like voice shatters it, making the trio dodge the shattered ice. The three are cornered by the Cyanling's ballet moves and then Marigold makes a song to complement the Cyanling, and then she offers a gift of friendship! The Cyanling pauses, and then gives the gang a ride on its back, and the three arrive at Dreadnought Inc, where Ragnar is baffled by the fact that they tamed the ice monster they never thought of existing! Fawn shoves a arrow up his face and the episode ends in a unexpected firework show, "HAPPY 2014!" Ahaha... Marigold gets a call from Vladistay and summons a bunch of Orcs to the mines! Fucking damm it! So yeah, HAPPY 2014 to the Imprismia Series! We have a lot for its upcoming 10th anniversary (August 2014)!

Regal Discord (487/615) Season 10 Episode 24: Orc Army vs Mining Corp

Episode Order: 24/50 Air Date: January 2, 2014

Synopsis: Vladistay laughs maniacally as his Orc Army has just begun its siege on Dreadnought Inc! Using the Orcs to pillage and plunder the resources, he'll get stronger and then his zombies can take over the world! Marigold cheers with a cute smile at the mayhem, believing she's doing something good! Drake demands Marigold to vanish all the Orcs and then she accidentally glitches to a cosmic horror with tentacles and a large eye, causing Ragnar to panic! Even the Orcs are scared of her true form! After some nice alcohol, Fawn walks in the mining facility, only to find the entire place destroyed and everyone dead, except for Ragnar who is busy shitting his pants. Marigold is confused on what happened, and then Drake sighs, saying that they're going to have to repair the entire place. Fawn is annoyed, why do we have to do this? She walks over to Ragnar and kicks him in the balls. Ragnar whines, saying that Marigold is a demon that needs to be locked up! Marigold becomes sad, more confused on why everyone is scared of her. Drake promises he'll get revenge and steal the money that the Orcs stole, unaware of Marigold flying away off to Vladistay's Evil Lair with the Cyanling following her back home.

Regal Discord (488/615) Season 10 Episode 25: When Coffins Fly

Episode Order: 25/50 Air Date: January 9, 2014

Synopsis: Pound demands Ragnar to explain everything to him, and Ragnar is still busy trying to get out of the bathroom! Fawn and Drake are taking a break at some boring tavern until Champ barges in and confirms that he's slain a orc, but can't prove it so Fawn takes the chance to mock Champ! They get in a argument while Drake tries alcohol that tastes like piss, and then eavesdrop on a conversation about a Orc known as Brutus? Big, Stubby and Loves Food? Drake is interrupted by Pound and Ragnar sitting down and then the two start a long talk about the path to the Dreadlands, where No Man has ever survived, and then they tell a dark tale of cowardly idiots that once went to the Dreadlands, and then we had their remains in the mail. The Orcs are the most dangerous species on the continent, and if you're not careful, they will eat you! Champ joins into the conversation and claims that he'll venture to the Dreadlands and get back Ragnar's prized cake recipe, and then Drake angrily decides to go to the Dreadlands as well out of a newborn rivalry, from a self insert who thinks he's hot shit and the edgy dragon with a sword. Fawn notices Marigold's disappearance and goes to investigate, and then the episode ends on Mary reaching her adoptive father's throne.

Regal Discord (489/615) Season 10 Episode 26: Kidnapping Brutus for Cake Reasons

Episode Order: 26/50 Air Date: January 16, 2014

Synopsis: Mary returns to her home, where Vladistay wants the results of the intelligence mission, and the fairy reveals she has a lot of information, but is cut short when the two are stopped by a bunch of rebellious zombies attempting to give a coup! The two fight off the undead, where General Zormax demands that the Darklord be vanquished for the glory of Black Rot! Mary stays clueless, even when the Cyanling notices the mayhem and then Vladistay gets the idea to send Marigold on another mission, to assassinate Brutus. The guy that recently stole Ragnar's cake, this will get Vladistay to distract Dreadnought and make his zombie army march over the continent! Marigold flies off, promising a great feast for her adoptive father! Count Vladistay is stopped by the entrance of Merlin, where a corny brotherly reunion is had, with Merlin trying to persuade him to come back to the Sage's Temple, but Vladistay lashes out, calling Merlin a traitor to the family! A fight begins, and then Merlin is thrown into a coffin! Vladistay claims that Merlin will stop guiding Drake and the gang, and just agree that Order is why they're all suffering! Merlin summons a small orb in the coffin to secretly guide the chosen one as long as he can...

Regal Discord (490/615) Season 10 Episode 27: Training Arc but Violent

Episode Order: 27/50 Air Date: January 23, 2014

Synopsis: Fawn goes around searching for Marigold, who has gone missing in action after the Orc Raid. She is greeted by Drake preparing to venture to the Dreadlands with Champ to get the cake recipe, and Fawn is baffled! Oh yeah, let's die to a bunch of barbaric beings! Fawn angrily snatches his weapons and decides to give him some REAL Training to deal with overleveled opponents, and so the two go off to the flower fields between the Blizzaro Range and the Tengu Mountains to practice. Fawn acts strict and demanding, wanting Drake to learn how to fight like an elf, but the dragon is stubborn enough that a montage of battles between the two occur, with Fawn being the victor every time. Drake is interrupted by Pound, asking if they wanna play kiss booth! Fawn kicks Pound in the balls and throws him off a cliff. Drake is starting to get frustrated, saying that Fawn is just a stupid tsundere bitch and then the two enter a swordfight, where Drake actually manages to land a hit on her and then the elf is impressed, and she promises he'll do good in the Dreadlands. The two return to the guild and then Champ is already heading towards the Dreadlands on chariot to brag his victory! For the first time, Drake and Fawn happen to HATE the same person! Even Hatred can bring a small friendship! Drake steals a carriage and they go speeding after Champ!

Regal Discord (491/615) Season 10 Episode 28: Riddle Me Dead

Episode Order: 28/50 Air Date: January 30, 2014

Synopsis: Arriving in the Tengu Mountains, Champ charges through the forest with his chariot, farming exp by running over Goblins with laughter with Fawn and Drake sprinting behind! Explosions and fireballs are thrown, causing a small forest fire to appear and the three are stopped by the return of Goblord and his younger bro, Goblin! They beg to be escorted off to the Dreadlands, glitching because they're NPCs, pretending to be real people! Fawn disrupts Drake's offer and tells them to fuck off, and then the goblin brothers run off, causing a bunch of traps to be activated and then the trio are chased by the Troggler, who wants to spell riddles! Fawn and Drake give in to shut up the Troggler, and then Champ attempts to flirt with her but is thrown into a pit. The first riddle is, "What is the most dangerous monster in the world?" and the two plainly say humanity, with Champ getting zapped by a thunderstorm cloud! Second Riddle is, "How many lives does a cat have?" and Champ screams nine and gets nine health! Lastly, the Troggler asks what is his favorite color? Fawn shoots the Troggler with a arrow and carries Champ's body and answers red for bloody meat! Correct! Champ screams before falling off a steep cliff and laughs off to the Dreadlands!

Regal Discord (492/615) Season 10 Episode 29: Spider Cave Clusterfuck

Episode Order: 29/50 Air Date: February 6, 2014

Synopsis: Further down the mountain roads, Drake and Fawn chase after Champ's chariot, through some good old fashioned gnome bowling and then the two are stopped by a bunch of Dwarven Merchants who get roadkilled by Champ and then they chase him into a large cavern, where Champ ends up deciding to take a break in some cave, where he suspects that Drake and Fawn will never find him. He rushes into the cave, where creepy sapient spiders are waiting for him and then the idiot falls off a boulder, where it rolls to some large nest with eggs and then he is quickly ambushed by the Brownling, a spiked tail mole who attacks Champ! Drake and Fawn arrive into the cave, but spiders end up defending the Brownling as well and then the two are forced to fight the swarm of arachnids, with the Brownling pounding its fists to the ground, causing stalactites to fall from the ceiling. The two dodge the falling rocks and Drake uses his fire breath to burn the spiders, and then Fawn shoots the Brownling in the eyes, causing the moles to scream and flee. Champ is about to escape until the Brownling smacks him in the face, causing him to stumble on a loose plank and the cave crumbles around them, causing them to fall straight into the abyss full of skeletons... They are NEAR No Man's Land, where the fallen are buried.

Regal Discord (493/615) Season 10 Episode 30: Love Potion Number Nein (Love Day Special)

Episode Order: 30/50 Air Date: February 13, 2014

Synopsis: With Champ stuck with Drake and Fawn in the caves, Champ desperately uses the chance to make Fawn swoon over him despite the fact she's a alcoholic tsundere that hates his guts! Every interaction keeps getting interrupted by Fawn kicking Champ in the balls every single time or just telling him to fuck off! When Champ tries to mimic the Brownling's voice to seduce Fawn once and for all, Drake comes over to bully Champ to past the time because self inserts are annoying as fuck, and then we have a montage of Champ constantly getting rejected after random accounts of physical violence or verbal insults. Champ makes a wish with a abandoned wishing shrine to summon one love potion, but he trips and it spills on himself! Oh No! Champ finds himself in love with himself and Fawn teases Champ's narcissism to the point where she actually has fun with him! Champ puts on a maid outfit and does everything Fawn wants, like food or being a punching bag. Drake is confronted by the Brownling, blocking the exit with a snarl! The two engage in a vibrating fight to the death, but Brownling throws boulder at Drake's wings and then he uses his katanas to slice the moles to pieces! However, it regenerates and then notices Champ's narcissistic wishes and the mole promises it'll let them leave as long Champ must die- Oh Thankfully, Drake throws a katana right at Champ! Fawn gets enough of her spa break and steals Champ's chariot! Hah, sucker!

Regal Discord (494/615) Season 10 Episode 31: Welcome to Orc Hell, Population: Fucked

Episode Order: 31/50 Air Date: February 20, 2014

Synopsis: Finally Escaping the caverns, the two are greeted by the dry, cracked wastelands of the Dreadlands where more bones and flesh pile the landscape. Champ (Bro got 8 lives left) is interrupted by a rampaging horde of Orcs, but when Marigold comes to the rescue, she accidentally summons a swarm of zombies to kill the Orcs! She is confused on what is going on, and then notices Drake nearly driving the chariot off the canyon and teleports them somewhere safe! She awkwardly apologizes for her absence and then Fawn demands to know why the hell she's been gone. The fairy claims that her adoptive father had some chores and that she's ready for some Orc kicking action! Champ wakes up and begs to temporary join the gang, and then Drake reluctantly lets him in only as a escort because we need more reputation and levels to do the more exciting stuff! Marigold suggests a free feast at the Dreadlands, and then the four take a small silent lunch break with the familar Orkish Raiders eavesdropping on the intruders' food. They run off to let someone know, leaving Champ to attempt to hit on Marigold on her glitter and then Champ turns into confetti! Marigold pokes fun at her tricks until one of the chariot's wheels falls off, sending them into a waterway river that goes down the canyon and straight to the Ogruth Orc Stronghold! Oh yeah, Marigold lost her wand! Oh dear...

Regal Discord (495/615) Season 10 Episode 32: Pinkling Acid Trip

Episode Order: 32/50 Air Date: February 27, 2014

Synopsis: Merlin struggles against the confines as Vladistay declares it is time for the great Dreadlands Invasion to begin. With all those glorious remains of the fallen. The Zombies can rise and TAKE REVENGE! It is time to spread Black Rot across the land, and then the darklord laughs evilly and unleashes Merlin's coffin into the sky, where Merlin has his power extracted, where Dark Matter flows into Vladistay's veins, and then he transforms into a gigantic bat creature that flies into the sunset to the Dreadlands. Merlin escapes the coffin and breathes deeply, and then begins to use his magic to try and warn Drake but the communication cut short after splashes of water and the sound of angry Orcs. Merlin awakens the nearby zombies to chasing him down to the Dreadlands, where he notices his wand has gone missing and a note from Mary says she took it for a joyride! Merlin recklessly sprints through the Dark Rot Canyon and then the zombie horde chases the wizard through the forest, where he gets shot by a bunch of angry Dark Elves, and then the full moon casts a forcefield that knocks everyone out cold. Merlin wakes up to a strange horned bunny creature, a screaming Pinkling! That's it, Merlin can tame the Pinkling and find the others! If there's anything that will save them, it's a pink and fluffy rabbit monster thing?

Regal Discord (496/615) Season 10 Episode 33: Gladiator Games but Stupider

Episode Order: 33/50 Air Date: March 6, 2014

Synopsis: Drake, Fawn, Marigold and Champ wake up in the Stronghold's jail, where a bunch of Orcs are celebrating the capture of the chosen one! Drake is assigned to meet the Chieftain in the arena, where the Orcs demand entertainment and a sacrifice to the great god of Destruction! When the Orcs leave the ladies alone because nobody expects strong women to exist, Fawn commands Marigold to unlock the cell and squeezes her thin body through the bars, leaving her head a bit stuck! Champ refuses to help like the sexist idiot he is and then immediately gets pushed down the fucking toilet by Fawn's strong muscles! Champ finds himself swimming through the pipes until a sudden flood of shit washes him away into a random cave full of blood-sucking bats stalking his every move and occasional hands popping from the ground to grab him! Marigold manages to escape with Fawn and they bulldoze through the guards. Alarm bells are rung and then the orkish warriors are summoned, and then Fawn and Mary find themselves gunned by a bunch of sumo orcs and one is impressed by the two's fighting power and brings them to the gladiatorial combat arena! Champ falls into the arena while running away from the sludge of remains that fall into a large hole, and the three are now introduced to the... The Great Orkish Games!

Regal Discord (497/615) Season 10 Episode 34: Lucky Gnome Gets Unlucky (Luck Day Special)

Episode Order: 34/50 Air Date: March 13, 2014

Synopsis: In the Orkish Games, Drake is forced to fight against a gigantic sumo wrestler, Sumrok while Fawn and Marigold sit there to see Drake win since he always wins! Drake delivers several blows with his katanas to the sumo's chest, but the fat absorbs his attacks and then the dragon is knocked back by a headbutt! Then, the RNG Gimmick is announced, where lucky blocks fall from the ceiling and Ragnar collapses on the floor, screaming that his money is being wasted! The Orcs trow the boxes at Drake, where several buffs and nerfs are given to the dragon, from a speed boost to a giant boot to the face. The Orcish Chieftain, Z'Guth reveals a large cannon just as Drake tries to calculate his next move and then a dozen geometric shapes knock Drake off his feet and then the sumo attempts to crush him into paste! He faints under the weight, announcing Sumrok is the victor, leaving everyone shocked! Until, Champ falls from the hole and gives Sumrock a huge bump on the head with a random rock, and then Drake fakes his death, where he used Champ's entrance to deliver a sneak attack on the sumo. Z'guth watches in anger, demanding his companions killed for unfair play, only for the guards to chase after Ragnar running off the lucky blocks and the others to be spared for now! What a lucky close-call!

Regal Discord (498/615) Season 10 Episode 35: Cake Monster Arena Massacre

Episode Order: 35/50 Air Date: March 20, 2014

Synopsis: Following the death of Sumrok, the second round has Marigold giggling to herself at the funny orcs, until Z'Guth demands that she fight against Big Dynamite, a orc that can explode with dynamite in her pockets and a raging temper! Fawn gives Mary a pep-talk, saying that she'll do great and then Marigold heads into the battlefield, where Big Dynamite manically throws a TNT-nado at her, where the winds pull her as TNT explodes all over the stands, leaving several Orcs dead and then the fairy uses her magic wand to summon a large cake, mistaking it as a friend! Just as Big Dynamite pulls up his TNT Cannon, a giant cake monster appears, and then all the orcs start screaming as food comes to life to attack them! Marigold's magic is out of control, causing a small glitch in the simulation and then she transform into a horrific cosmic horror with tentacles and a large eye, where Big Dynamite gets consumed by the cake and then Z'Guth orders his guards to scatter! Vladistay in Marigold's ears congratulate her, turning out he was the one that rigged the arena to go haywire. As the orcs run away, the three are surprisingly pretty relaxed, and then the cake monster explodes, sending the entire stronghold flying into the sky, and the four are taken to the Orcish Fortress, where Z'guth and a bunch of other soldiers decide to charge at the four! TO BE CONTINUED! Ha, get blue-balled!

Regal Discord (499/615) Season 10 Episode 36: Z'guth Rage-Quits Reality

Episode Order: 36/50 Air Date: March 27, 2014

Synopsis: Drake, Fawn and Marigold charge at the horde of Orcs, where explosions and fireballs are thrown! Champ tries to evade all the minefields as he recklessly claims he doesn't wanna be here anymore! Z'guth takes a stand and then he throws his sword at Drake, only for his katanas to block the blow. Fawn shoots multiple nature based arrows at the orcs, but they continue to swarm her. She takes her knife and slashes the orcs down, where intestines spill out and she holds them like a lasso to swing around. From the distance, the Undead and Vladistay spies the battle and Merlin talks about how this isn't necessary until Vladistay extracts all the necessary dark energy from him and then he falls to the ground, unconscious. Marigold is distracted by her adopted father's minions and then the orcish soldiers try to grab her, but Drake comes to the rescue, where he breathes a huge blast of fire, incinerating the orcs to ashes! Marigold remains in stars, until Fawn grabs her to the chariot, which is now a tank, and then they run over the tower, causing destruction and multiple landmines to go off, and then Drake is sent flying into Z'Guth, where they finally meet... where Z'Guth does the unexpected and quits fighting, where he announces that they'll be facing his son, Brutus as the final opponent! Groans come from Fawn, who doesn't like Orcs at all!

Regal Discord (500/615) Season 10 Episode 37: Cooking with Corpses

Episode Order: 37/50 Air Date: April 3, 2014

Synopsis: IMPRISMIA REACHED THE 500 Episode MILESTONE! Thank you for somehow sticking around and reading this long-running series! Ten Years (since 2004), 10 Seasons and 500 Episodes! Let's hope for another five hundred. IMPRISMIA SUPREMACY ALL THE WAY! We beat every mainstream franchise in episode count and still have room for several hundreds more! Now, Back to the episode! Count Vladistay stands in a war room, claiming that it is time to begin the next phase, a full-scale assault on the Orcish Fortress, and then he commands his zombie army to march to the stronghold and destroy the orcs! Z'guth reveals the final Orkish Game, a Cooking Contest against his son, Brutus, a large, chubby orc who is obsessed with cakes and announces himself as the Chef of Destruction! Drake volunteers to cook against Brutus and Fawn sighs with annoyance and notices the incoming undead army charging at the Orc Tribe and tries to warn everyone but Drake has gotten into a heated rivalry with Brutus, and they start a cook off, with Marigold summoning all bunch of gourmet meals from the void. They both present their dishes, and then Ragnar shows up in ties, he's about to get executed after he got caught stealing from the Orcs and pleads for mercy until Fawn rushes in screaming of the ambush! *Noise* The Undead rise and charge at the stronghold! Vladistay laughs evilly, calling the Orcs, "Boneheads" before he raises his staff and Brutus claims he'll save Marigold! Oh, I'd like to see ya try, Fatty! Fawn and Drake unsheathe their weapons while Champ greets Ragnar, turns out they're both being executed because Champ tried to flirt with one of the Orcs... Oh Don't worry, they'll let the legendary Champ out anytime! Suddenly, the littered skeletons all around No Man's Land come to life to avenge the Orcs for being slain! Let the battle begin.

Regal Discord (501/615) Season 10 Episode 38: No Man's Land, All Dead's Land

Episode Order: 38/50 Air Date: April 10, 2014 Synopsis The Dreadlands gets covered by black smog of Dark Matter, where the Orcs and the Undead fight each other in a bloody war. Screams of violence and explosions fill the air, and then the Orcs rush to the battlefield to fight Vladistay's minions but the skeletons and several stone golems rise to fight back. Drake lifts Fawn despite her angry protests, and then he flies over to the fortress, where Brutus carries Marigold over to the "execution" chair which is really just a feast room, and then the fairy is about to meet Z'guth's wife, who claims she is a demon! Brutus is confused and then the Orc Queen is revealed to be a large demonic entity, and then Marigold is about to be sacrificed until Brutus steps in the way and gets wounded really bad! Marigold screams over his body and then makes a meta joke about that trope before a giant bat grabs her and takes her to the sky, where Vladistay's true form reveals itself as a giant eye of Dark Matter! Drake reaches the foretress but finds the wounded Brutus and then a injured Merlin barely ascends up the fortress to deliver intel just for the Pinkling to storm into the room and attack the others! Fawn trips over a explosive and the whole tower explodes with Vladistay being pushed back only temporarily as a White Out swarm covers the Dreadlands, causing potions of plot armor to spill from the sky! Episode ends on Brutus being given the ounce of plot armor...

Regal Discord (502/615) Season 10 Episode 39: Marigold's Tentacle Psycho Mode

Episode Order: 39/50 Air Date: April 17, 2014

Synopsis: In a flimsy attempt to regroup after the near destruction of the Orcish Stronghold, the four are confronted by the Pinkling's screeches and then Fawn throws a knife at its face, causing the bunny to vomit acid and melt the floor. Brutus crawls over to Marigold as Z'Guth finds himself wrapped in a veil of Dark Matter. The Orc Queen gets murdered by a swarm of bats that bite into her flesh, draining her blood and then the fortress collapses and the five are sent falling into the pit of No Man's Land! Drake holds Fawn in his arms, who is still pissed off by the fact she got a hole in her jacket thanks to the Pinkling. Merlin wakes up after in contact with Plot Armor, where he witnesses Vladistay's true form, the eye of darkness, where the Dark Lord laughs evilly as Merlin falls to engage in more diplomatic relations. Ragnar goes about picking locks and freeing Champ, only to abandon Champ after it's revealed Ragnar bought one of Eden's Airships, and is about to leave the Dreadlands! Champ runs somewhere to hide from the Orcs to buy time. Marigold is revived by Brutus, but then one of her tentacles grab her and then her half demon form growls at Brutus, claiming that she's just a little psycho that wants to kill everyone! Brutus gets flung into the air and is sent tumbling to the ground, where a earthquake causes him to be buried under the rubble. Marigold is knocked to normal, her Dark Form stabilizing thanks to White Out and Drake confronts Count Vladistay once and for all! What will happen next?!

Regal Discord (503/615) Season 10 Episode 40: Dark Matter Over Bladders

Episode Order: 40/50 Air Date: April 24, 2014 Synopsis During the epic confrontation against Vladistay, Drake engages in an intense sword fight against the Dark Lord. The Orcs collapse under Dark Matter, alongside with the entire civilization! Reality begins to warp and glitch, causing strange things to happen such as toon slapstick, sapient structures and a bunch of other weird things. The Dark Lord yells that they can never beat Dark Matter, just JOIN IT! Drake refuses to give in, and then uses his fire breath to send Vladistay stumbling to a rock that pierces his leg, but the wound instantly heals and then he summons a large sinkhole to hell! Fawn and Drake hold onto themselves as the two are slowly being sucked into the void, and then the dragon throws his katana at the incoming crows and bats that attack him. Marigold soars into the sky to talk sense into Vladistay! She claims that he's a good person and that the war is over, and the Dark Lord's eyeball fires a laser at the fairy! The laser revitalizes Marigold to summoning a bunch of sharp needles at the gang, causing them to be injured. Brutus manages to catch a flung Fawn that grumpily thanks the orc, who blushes in embarrassment. Vladistay laughs, saying that they'll all die, but then just as he could deliver the final blow, a large cannonball crashes to Vladistay to stabilize his Dark Matter in-take and then he gets mad, claming this isn't it before taunting Ragnar from the stolen airship that he bombed Dreadnought Inc while they were gone! Nothing personal! :3 Maniacal Laughter from the Count, and then the episode ends with a tough loss from the heroes. Imprismia Phase 4:

Regal Discord - Season 11 Trailer Summary: The Next Chapter in the

Regal Discord Saga will continue. Here is what you need to know! Coming this July 2014, alongside a special 10th anniversary special to celebrate TEN YEARS of Imprismia! The 11th Season is upon us, it's time for a princess saving adventure, after the vampire lord dies and the prophecy takes the quartet to the Empire of Eden and face the magical kingdom, where humans reside and Gods are born. It's time to take a peek into the future, and witness the true threat to the world of Kaedros! The Vampire Lord is just the beginning! The Trailer opens with a far away kingdom, and the camera zooms on a glass painting in a church that represents the prophecy of chaos and order, with the bottom having demons and angels fighting in a bloody war, and then the main protagonist, Drake is shown running to a castle, where the doors close on him! Then, the 10th anniversary special is teased as, "A RETURN TO FORM TO SUNSHINE HILLS! TOM AND ANGELICA WILL RETURN IN SEASON 11!" 11x the chaos, 11x the reality warping shenanigans and just what tropes shall we fucking deconstruct! This Simulation has only peeked what's over the curtain. *Demons fly from the sky, and Drake holds Fawn in his arms* ROMANCE? *Cucked Kiss Scene between Drake and the cloaked female dragon* ACTION? *Gore and Screams* DRAMA? *A funeral with Fawn fighting Brutus while Champ flirts Fawn in a heated argument!* LET IT ALL BEGIN! What? It's a cheesy anime cliche! *the trailer ends on a floating city above Eden, where a cloaked female dragon looks from a window, with a mysterious stare over the moon* Order is Coming... Can Chaos prevail or is this prophecy a lie?! Find out in July 2014 for Season 11 and a special sneak peek of the next phase of Imprismia! Can you stay alive while being fucking hyped?! (10TH ANNIVERSARY SPECIAL COMING THIS AUGUST 2014!) Fair Warning Ahead: HOT BEACH EPISODE COMING SOON! Get ready for hot, questionably legal babes!

Regal Discord (504/615) Season 10 Episode 41: Tears Among the Ashes

Episode Order: 41/50 Air Date: May 1, 2014

Synopsis: Returning to the Adventurer's Guild after Brutus has finally joined the party, Champ has left and is now back in Oaksbury to get his life together because SOMEBODY got the hint that Fawn doesn't like him and then the four are greeted by a defeated, triggered Ragnar who is pissed off by the loss of money and his airship! He demands ransom from Drake to pay for his loss, but the dragon refuses, and then Ragnar has a temper tantrum until Merlin with a grim expression and a black eye walks into the guild, where he explains that Vladistay has escaped somewhere to his real dark lair and that he is beyond saving! Marigold faces the sad truth, her father is gone and she hugs Brutus in tears but he's too dumb to acknowledge her tears. Drake demands what to do next and the goal is to travel to the Candi Isles, off the shores of Kaedros where sweets of rare delicacies, but Drake tells Merlin to screw off because all he did was just contradict and let Vladistay kill Brutus' entire tribe, but when Merlin suggests Vladistay is going after the Eden Princess which shocks everyone except Brutus because he's just begging to find the secret Cake in the Candi Isles! Drake pushes Merlin aside and they sprint down a path to the Candi Isles, where Vladistay has retreated with Merlin appearing distant. Stay safe!

Regal Discord (505/615) Season 10 Episode 42: Champ's Existential Crisis Simulator

Episode Order: 42/50 Air Date: May 8, 2014

Synopsis: Champ is left in the Guild with Merlin as the rest of the party go off to the Candi Isles, and begs Merlin to find him some other hot babe to get with. The wizard's sudden schizophrenia has him agree, and then they both head to a basement with a bunch of slaves... Oh. Champ recovers from the shock, wondering where the fuck did any of that come from! Turns out they're Kaedran Kin, deactivated by White Out. Merlin reveals that they're going to be reactivated by a magical ritual and then the wizard will give them to Champ for companionship! He looks at the cages, beginning to question reality and have a existential crisis, daring to question if slavery is okay before a White Out drone wipes Champ of any guilt and he's now ready to bang some hot chicks! Meanwhile, a bunch of Dark Elves have placed a bounty on Champ's name for a huge sum of gold and the entire guild gets into a frenzy over a new job! They all race out, leaving Merlin and Champ to activate one of the Kins, who act surprisingly human to Champ for a moment. It's all a montage of wholesome pet care until Champ is lured over a steep river, and then the kin transforms into a giant spider-human terminator machine! Champ gives up, throwing his swords to die, only for him to go down to 7 lives! Oh right, I forgot that joke actually meant he had extra lives! And Champ is taken to the Dark Elves' territory, where he is yelling for Merlin's help, but he's too busy playing with one of the creepy Kins!

Regal Discord (506/615) Season 10 Episode 43: Ivy Adopts a Remnant Simp

Episode Order: 43/50 Air Date: May 15, 2014

Synopsis: When Fawn's younger sister, Ivy hears of a bounty on Champ for supposed sex indecency crimes, she finds Champ's location easily after he is thrown into another cell made out of spiky vines. She throws the door open and then notices Champ with his hands tied up, and then she uses her magic to free him from his chains. They both run away from the Dark Elves, and then the two arrive in the woods, where Ivy points a arrow at his chest, demanding to know why he's so obsessed with her sister. Champ claims it's true love, and then the two start arguing about how toxic relationships are bad for the soul. Then, a large ogre appears and roars at the duo before swinging a massive mace at them. The two split up, and then Champ takes a random sword and charges at the ogre, but it manages to seemingly kill him, leaving only 6 lives left! Ivy uses vines from her hands to wrap them around the ogre, who breaks free from the binds and punches Ivy in the face, causing her to fall over. Champ comes to save her but she slaps her, claiming she can do this! The Ogre tries to eat one of the goblins, known as Goblord (from earlier) and then the two reluctantly work together to take down the ogre, where they use his mace to slam his head in, and then the two collapse to the ground in exhaustion. Ivy drags Champ over a bio-degradable wagon where they're going to be heading to Oaksbury to get the reward! Champ swoons over Ivy's hips, but she suffocates his head before he can look anymore! Stupid Champ!

Regal Discord (507/615) Season 10 Episode 44: Beach Episode Gone Sexual (COPS CALLED)

Episode Order: 44/50 Air Date: May 22, 2014

Synopsis: Here we go, you based gigachads. The Obligatory Beach Episode! I'm going to commit the worst crime ever, that'd make the Simulator petrified... SEX! *GASP* The Gang happen to be walking down a dirt path during a summer day and Marigold teases the gang about a small detour to the beach! Brutus is immediately in with the idea, but when Ragnar shows up to cry about the Candi Isles, which makes Fawn drop what everyone was chicken shit to say out loud... They just want one fucking day to themselves, exposing their sweaty bodies out in the sun and Ragnar can't stop them! At those words, the simulation nearly glitches out at its precious family friendly image being tainted by SEX! *Cuts to violence and offensive comedy* Drake agrees with Fawn, relived that someone had the same thought process as him, and who thought Imprismia was for families! This series has as much of a identity crisis as a trans person! (Another reminder Imprismia is for edgelords! I did warn you.) Ragnar gets pushed aside to some brat's sandcastle, letting the four go to the beach to do some wholesome activities where Drake and Fawn play volleyball, their sweaty attractive bodies causing the camera to zoom in on them! Meanwhile, Marigold is swimming with Brutus, who is floating on a ring. Until a sudden shark comes around and tries to eat Brutus after he spilled ketchup, which was mistaken as blood, putting Marigold back into her cosmic horror form, where her attractive tentacles end up taking a mind of its own and she mercilessly fucks the shark! As for Fawn and Drake, they had a shockingly wholesome moment full of sexual tension with Drake pounding Fawn's breasts with the volleyball, until a sudden tsunami crashes the beach and then the gang is washed to some fishing dock! Fawn warns Drake that this won't be mentioned, like that doesn't help the fact that they're now friends with benefits! What a wholesome sexual experience! *Sirens* OH SHIT, NOT THE WHITE OUT DRONES!

Regal Discord (508/615) Season 10 Episode 45: Church of Remnant Genocide

Episode Order: 45/50 Air Date: May 29, 2014

Synopsis: At Oaksbury's Church, Champ and Ivy arrive with the guards, who demand a reward for capturing the wanted criminal, and then the priest shows himself as he praises the Archangels and God, giving the two a small sack of gold. Ivy demands more, and then the priest reveals that he's been collecting donations from the people to give to the poor. Champ starts to suspect something is off and talks to Ivy about the weird Kaedran Kin thing, but suddenly, one of the beings in the glass paintings comes alive and nearly detects his movement before he hides behind a pue! Ivy is suspicious of Champ's odd behavior and then the priest reveals they have been catching remnants! Apparently big in Eden and suggests Ivy catch some and Champ acts unaware that he's actually one of them and then starts recounting a very specific tale of being a isekai protag from some dumb show and then he begins to realize he's... THE REMNANT! The church bells ring as Champ runs from the evil priests and follows Ivy to escape, but when Champ falls down a trapdoor and sees more deactivated Kaedran Kin, he comes face to face with Priest Jacob the 23rd! He is planning to exorcise Champ, and he realizes his plot armor doesn't work and then gets brutally ripped apart by a scythe! Six Lives Left! Champ finds himself in Ivy's wagon, oh right... Phew, but he is now under Ivy's protection! He couldn't believe it, the once gary sue protagonist now forced to be under capture of a dark elf! This is crazy! Ivy decides the only thing to do is adopt him for the time being! Imprismia sure as hell isn't your ordinary isekai world, is it now? Suddenly, Ivy pulls a small Kin creature from her purse and Champ is given a chance to redeem himself...

Regal Discord (509/615) Season 10 Episode 46: Sugar-Coated Helltrap

Episode Order: 46/50 Air Date: June 5, 2014

Synopsis: Arriving at Candi Isles' Dock, where Brutus participates in the Candy Fishing Contest much to the annoyance of Fawn! As Marigold helps Brutus in wacky shenanigans to cheat in the contest, but Marigold ends up attracting a strange pig-like creature that is attracted to sweets. They both run away from the Pig, and then a swarm of flying fishes fly over to attack the two, causing the four to split up. Drake and Fawn are searching for the Dark Lord's totally visible fortress, but instead, they see nothing but lollipop trees and other sugary confectioneries. Suddenly, a giant cake tower erupts from the ground and then the clouds turn black! Vladistay shows himself, laughing evilly as he reveals that he dreamed of this island from his nightmares and they're all trapped! Do you dare to enter the Count Candy Lair, where there is no hope of escaping?! He summons a bunch of Pinklings to attack the duo, and then Drake and Fawn are forced to flee from the incoming Candy Corn monsters. They both find themselves in a large maze of candy, where Fawn tries to call for Marigold's help, but mysteriously, the communication went off! Drake holds onto Fawn without realizing it and they scream, thinking its the end! TO BE CONTINUED :3

Regal Discord (510/615) Season 10 Episode 47: Rock Candy Rumble

Episode Order: 47/50 Air Date: June 12, 2014

Synopsis: During the Candy Fishing Contest, the pig-like beings that were going after the two were revealed to be the Candi Isles' inhabitants, docile Pinklings that claim they are territorial and thought they were apart of Vladistay's army! Brutus comically asks for cake which gets a large waffle thrown at him while Marigold notices the incoming dark cloud and tries to use her magic, but realizes her magical energy is depleting, and then is taken aback by the intrusion of Champ in lemon themed armor and Ivy in a cherry outfit. The two join Marigold's help, where she uses her tentacles to reach for the tower, only to get zapped by lightning, she falls over injured! She tries to summon just one thing, but her magic dust is fading and Brutus comes after her, where he roars at a bunch of bats that swarm at the two. He takes the fairy and runs to the other side of the isles, where he meets candy styled snowmen that raise Pinklings in stables. Just as the Pinkling that Vladistay owned returns to finish the job, the pig-people charge at the two and Marigold hops on the Pinkling and attempts to tame it, causing its pop music it emits to ward off the dark forces. Just as things soothed down and Marigold needed rest, a large volcano appears in the distance and creatures growl, where the Redlings (Pinkling' Predators) hiss and bite at the pink bunnies. Oh No... Ivy and Champ try to reach the volcano, but are blocked by a tough forcefield that knocks them back! A monitor speaks to the island, announcing the destruction of Kaedros. NO MORE HAPPY ENDINGS! RAWR!

Regal Discord (511/615) Season 10 Episode 48: Factory Reset Your Life

Episode Order: 48/50 Air Date: June 19, 2014

Synopsis: Through a epic race in the factory, Drake and Fawn sprint in vehicles to escape the endless waves of Candy Corn monsters, with the Dark Lord watching in amusement as the factory goes even deeper, revealing the pits of hell swallowing the facility, Vladistay demands for Drake to join him in the dark forces! After all, Chaos is only your nature! Not like Order, that stupid bitch! He laughs in amusement, and then decides to go after Fawn to distract the dragon, causing him to be hit by a spiked ball on his leg. Drake falls over with blood pouring from his leg and uses his katana to barely make it out! Just as Vladistay could materialize in front of him and finish Drake off once and for all, claiming Playtime was fun! The Henchmen appear in a large airship where Marigold and Brutus are held in rope and cages! Finally, his daughter gets to see the execution of a life time! Until... Count Vladistay is struck by a light based blast from the sky, but manages to regenerate his flesh and there is Merlin! Merlin screams about a monologue of order, friendship, love, and all that shit and Vladistay begins to emit Dark Matter from his flesh and it begins to take its mind! Everyone starts to scream as it floats toward Merlin and grips his soul. The wizard falls over, where his eyes turn red! Suddenly, He notices Drake is gone and screams out loud, FIND HIM! I got too distracted in that monologue!

Regal Discord (512/615) Season 10 Episode 49: Dust to Dust, Waifu for Dust

Episode Order: 49/50 Air Date: June 26, 2014

Synopsis: With Merlin's sudden twist to evil, Count Vladistay smiles after Marigold is let free to only serve him in the end, and then she sputters a single, "Fuck. you."! Drake soars down into hell with Fawn free-falling into the lava pits and nearly misses Drake's claws, where he uses his fire breath to keep the two afloat. The two reunite with a corny hug of Fawn nearly kissing Drake before he diverts the subject to them escaping just in time as the lava serpent nearly consumed the two. Brutus struggles in his confines as Merlin and Vladistay laugh evilly together about Dark Matter! Vladistay grips his daughter's hand and demands where the fuck is the plot armor potion and she yells for Fawn, but Vladistay decides to just let her go. She's only nine, the voices in Vladistay's mind whisper to set him back to reality, only for Brutus' club to slam into his head and he falls over, causing more Dark Matter to escape his body and slither to nearby victims, just before a few White Out Drones detect a sign of immortality in Vladistay, which means plot armor! As the drones prepare to wipe him out, Drake and Fawn are brought back to the epic confrontation by the serpent that ended up actually swallowing them, but did it to easily transport them to the Candy Factory, and Drake, covered in blood walks up to Vladistay only to be confronted by a evil Merlin, who summons a bunch of tentacles to grab the gang and uses his holy magic to prepare for the ultimate spell that'd finally end the war until Marigold jumps in the way and gets herself evaporated into dust, which costs Merlin his entire energy and everyone is dumbfounded by the leftovers of Marigold, now being dust... No... Did she die?!

Regal Discord (513/615) Season 10 Episode 50 Order vs Chaos (Season Finale)

Episode Order: 50/50 Air Date: July 3, 2014

Synopsis: The Ultimate Battle between 4 races and a Dark Lord arrives! Who will dictate this epic battle?! The White Out Drones have detected a large surge of plot armor and rush into the factory, bashing into the walls and causing the place to shake, meanwhile, Vladistay uses Marigold's fairy dust to gather up all the chaos and order from him and Merlin to prepare for one ultimaate battle! Drake, Fawn and Brutus are suddenly blessed by the spirit of Marigold, who is revealed to be a god, and then she gives them the power to take down the evil doers with a single strike, and they're ready to fight! The battle goes very hectic with constant lava, earthquakes, pieces of the factory falling apart and the gang are forced to use the skills they... mostly learned from this adventure. Drake and Vladistay engage in an intense sword fight as Fawn uses nature magic to hold against his forces, but then, Magicite grows from the shattered walls and gives the heroes a power boost to finally take down the Count, where Brutus ends up falling from the tower to a basalt chasm while Fawn figures that Drake can deliver the final blow and leaves with a leaf parachute. Drake delivers one final attack, making Vladistay left after claiming he's immortal until a White Out Drone rips the Count's face off and the simulation glitches after Drake comes in contact with a White Out Swarm and then the dragon falls over, knocked out and taken somewhere by a revived Merlin... who regained his good side thanks to Marigold's dust making the wish to revive Merlin just one by a easy save state cheat! And then the season ends on the road to the Empire of Eden, where they'll join Merlin's Academy! Chaos has just been restored, now only if Order can... Season 11

Regal Discord (514/615) Season 11 Episode 1: The Fascist Disneyland

Episode Order: 1/51 Air Date: July 10, 2014

Synopsis: Months after following Vladistay's defeat, the Eden News Headlines reveal the existence of the Chaos Dragon and to be on the lookout for him, and then the news reporter is killed by a unknown force and the episode begins with the shot of the Empire of Eden, held by big wall structures, where paradise reigns supreme! However, in the background, Vladistay may have lost the battle, but the war just begun as zombies, infected with Black Rot begin to bash the gates with Drake waking up during a heated chariot chase to the capital city, where Drake protects Fawn and Brutus from the incoming Dead! Each slash from his sword ends up taking a limb off, but the undead are endless and they have to rush to the city to seek shelter. Merlin ends up being flung out of the driver's seat into a chasm and gets electrocuted by barbed wire! The chariot flies over the gates, alerting guards who corner Drake and the gang! The unconscious bodies of Fawn and Brutus wake up startled, where they beat the humans and run towards a blocked off abandoned building to hide. Merlin finally climbs back to the gates and eventually gets a thumb ups before collapsing from the electricity! It's time to explore Eden and this is going to be a fun ride!

Regal Discord (515/615) Season 11 Episode 2: Drake Meets Hot Dragon Waifu

Episode Order: 2/51 Air Date: July 17, 2014

Synopsis: Fawn lashes out at Drake, realizing she's in a city full of the people who KILLED her parents! She's about to leave the building, but Drake tells her about the prophecy, but she tries to free herself! Brutus defuses the situation by bringing the two to a fancy parlor which impresses Fawn momentarily that he knows fashion? Huh, Fawn didn't think the fatass would be into that stuff, and then after a montage of Fawn desperately covering all of Drake's tracks while muttering human slurs, they all end up in a alleyway with a bunch of thugs, who are all armed. A fight ensues, where Drake takes off his cloaked disguise to show off his dragon form and the thugs get a beating! They run away in fear after getting subjected to constant slashes and the trio celebrate their victory after the thugs flee! But, in the distance of the balcony, a strange dragon observes the group, and then she vanishes into thin air... All that is seen is her Order (Yang) necklace. To end the episode, Drake gets in contact with Merlin to see him at the local clinic!

Regal Discord (516/615) Season 11 Episode 3: Academy for Gifted Assholes

Episode Order: 3/51 Air Date: July 24, 2014

Synopsis: In the Eden's Clinic, Drake and the gang are greeted by a wounded Merlin recovering from the shock therapy, and he warns the trio to be on their foot because beings are watching their every move! Here's the goal, they'll be getting enrolled in the Academy, a place he is the headmaster of! It's for "gifted" students, but due to the trio helping Merlin, he's willing to let them all in, though it's one of the first time he ever let in anyone other than humans in the academy. It's a big opportunity! Fawn mutters about how they're being patronized about having to go in school, but Merlin summons fitting school clothing and orders them to go to school and learn magic, espionage and the ways of human life! Because truth be told, Merlin is already setting up a private funeral to honor his dead brother and Marigold. It's just the right thing to do! Fawn notices her skimpy uniform and Drake gets a liking to his "bad boy" look, and then Merlin tells them to not fuck this up! They have already done so much! Sure, Merlin is a bit of a erratic coot, but it's the best they got, and then the wizard leaves to get magic-based exams! Everyone looked at each other before complaining about school! Of Course! Drake bumps into a hot woman and awkwardly passes by, not realizing that was the Order Dragon using her shapeshifting powers to blend into human society!

Regal Discord (517/615) Season 11 Episode 4: Ivy and Champ's Sewer Date

Episode Order: 4/51 Air Date: July 31, 2014

Synopsis: When Ivy and Champ arrive in a nearby village near the Empire of Eden, they encounter the Goblin Twins once again trying to get Ivy's autograph but she evades it by looking for the city's sewers to infiltrate the empire to get a good look at the chaos dragon. But when Goblord demands money from the two, Ivy uses her whip to force the twins to guide her through the sewers and they all end up wading through the muck. Champ is disgusted by the waste, his nostrils firing up in pain! But when a bunch of ravenous crocodile monsters lunge at the gang, Ivy uses her nature magic to summon vines to wrap around the beasts, but Goblin ends up caught in a death roll, laughing like a dumbass while Goblord panics and uses his sword to stab the gator in the head! The two are freed, and then Champ finds a sewer exit, which leads them inside a abandoned building, where a bunch of Brownlings are in the middle of a classical music recital. They all stop to glare at the group and Ivy claims they're not here to cause violence, just to infiltrate the empire... A slow escape is done until Champ is knocked over by it's club tail and goes down to Five Lives Left! Watch where you're going, Champ! Ivy carries him away and then they both make it out of the building until they are interrupted by a loud explosion and everyone gasps in horror!

Imprismia 10th Anniversary Celebration

Air Date: August 5, 2014

Today, we bring you a special anniversary to celebrate the chaos, insanity and the simulated world of Imprismia for ten years straight! Ten Years, this series has been a wild ride. From the first episode of Misfit Sketches with a young Tom Frank, who had no idea what he was doing to now, to Cosmic Entropy where stupid aliens meet nihilism and existential dread, to Primal Chords where dinosaurs (RAWR!) and prehistory reign supreme, and finally, we made a fucking ANIME with Regal Discord!

Now Now.... What is an anniversary celebration without the poll we made to research our audience's taste and SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENTS at the end! Prepare the drum rolls and get your votes ready for this half-hour long special event! We have a small musical!

*The Musical begins with punk rock music and we delve into the Simulator's eye, where the memories of previous 500+ episodes are shown in a montage, showing quaint suburbs to expansive kingdoms to the cosmic expanse itself! And then... A big explosion occurs and the screen fades to black.*

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Genre Poll Results!

We heard you guys loud and clear! Since early this year, we pulled a poll for anyone to suggest what genres they want Imprismia to subvert or tackle in the future! Reminder, this isn't a dictation of what the next project is. This is a fun project we used to gauge your opinions. After all, the simulation isn't predictable. So, let's see the results!

• Cyberpunk / Post-Apocalyptic - 24% (Winner by a significant margin. The blend of high-tech aesthetics and nihilistic themes was a perfect match for the established fanbase.)
• Superhero / Deconstruction - 18% (A very strong second place. The promise of a dark, realistic take on the genre was immensely appealing.)
• Gothic Noir / Dieselpunk - 15% (The top choice for the dedicated lore community. Its moody, atmospheric potential was highly valued.)
• Western / Weird West - 11%
• Mythology / Urban Fantasy - 9%
• Mecha / Espionage - 7%
• Steampunk / Gaslamp Fantasy - 6%
• Biopunk / Military Sci-Fi - 4%
• Martial Arts / Wuxia - 4%
• Nautical / Pirates - 2%

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Special Announcements:

(Company Formation)

After years of independent production, I'm thrilled to announce that Youtube funded a full on indie company to allow us to grow our content and expand our creative horizons. The Company, dubbed the "Simulate Studios" is in effect today, this will allow us to go into more complex 2D and even 3D animation in future projects that requires extensive rendering and budget. We'll be hiring more animators, writers and so forth. We want to include a slightly more serious story, but we'll never forget our roots. The Studio aims to spread indie animation and provide the resources and support needed to bring your imaginative visions to life! Don't worry, we will ensure complete creative control and freedom to Imprismia. We want it to be untouched and completely itself.

(Video Game Release Adaptation)

Imprismia has gotten video game adaptations before!

Misfit Sketches: Color Shock dealt with platforming to beat the devilish Mr. Gruff and Tigrer, a macho tiger boss that rebels against Tom's sketches! Playable Characters were Tom, Angelica, Max and Scribble (Released Early 2007 on Windows, DS, PS2, Xbox, and GameCube Ports thanks to our publisher, THQ)

Cosmic Entropy: Astral Voyage was an ambitious FPS that pitted you in a space shooter where you had to shoot down Astral Empire fleets and extract Dark Matter to power your ship. Choices determine what happens in the story, including Orion's fate! Playable Characters were Orion, Nebula, Razor and Tessa! The alien worlds were quite extensive for the hardware at the time and it was heavily based on Spore since that was the core inspiration! (Released Mid 2010 on PS3, DS, Wii, Xbox 360 and Windows, Mac)

Primal Chords: Extinction Road was a fun open world hunting game where you played as one of the four characters (Rex, Trixie, Zen, Cubert) and had to hunt for food, craft shelter, survive the harsh wilderness and eventually, kill remnants to give them to the twist villain, Frostclaw! This game allowed for a immersive experience into the world and was the biggest success out of the three games, being praised as a indie masterpiece! (Released Early 2012 on Wii U, 3DS, Xbox 360, PS3 and Windows, Mac, Linux)

Now, we are proud to announce the adaptation for Regal Discord's video game!

Regal Discord: Plague Zero is a chaotic rpg where you play as Drake, Fawn, Brutus and Marigold with the goal to take down the diabolical Count Vladistay as he pulls a massive pandemic on Kaedros! The game is a turn based RPG where you can upgrade your characters with new abilities, and it's very reminiscent to the Final Fantasy and Persona franchises. You have a day and night cycle, repeatable adventures and even an OC creator to make your own character! It is coming Spring 2015 on the PS4, Xbox One, Wii U, PSVita and 3DS. Windows, Mac and Linux Compatibility is allowed, but you have to buy it on Steam. We're no longer using flash to develop the game, so that's something to note!

(New Merch Website Store-Front)

We are officially launching an official website to promote brand-new merchandise for all of Imprismia, from Phases 1 to 4. Go to the link to buy your favorite plushies and continue supporting the series. We're selling Blu-rays of S1 for Misfit Sketches on a special anniversary sale! The store opens on August 7, 2014. YouTube will help in marketing and promoting the store! New Merchandise will be available every episode of Imprismia. Every week, we'll drop a new product. You won't want to miss that!

(Special Tease)

Now that the announcements are over, we're excited to tease what's next for the next phase of Imprismia! We can't spoil much, but the fifth phase of the Imprismia Franchise will be a very unexpected direction that focuses on spiritual oppression. You'll see more details like art style and concepts soon! Phase 5 is planned for release sometime in 2016, with it in active development, so don't worry. We're just teasing you for what's to come. We're going to have a lot of fun on this journey. Thank you all for sticking with us, and here's to ten years of Imprismia! This has been a hell of a trip. Now let's get back to Regal Discord!

Regal Discord (518/615) Season 11 Episode 5: Meta Circlejerk (10th Anniversary Special)

Episode Order: 5/51 Air Date: August 7, 2014

Synopsis: A catastrophic explosion captivates the citizens' attention as a mysterious materializes and begins inexorably drawing everything into its swirling void, their collective screams echoing momentarily before the Simulation experiences an instantaneous, complete system crash. Externally, the Simulator's mainframe activates its photo-memory reel function, projecting a retrospective journey through time precisely 500 episodes prior to the current moment, transporting viewers to "Redrawn in Destruction" where Drake dramatically descends upon the idyllic setting of Sunshine Hills from the Misfit Sketches narrative. Tom extends a greeting in an emotionless, monotone voice while simultaneously sketching an arsenal of weapons designed to eliminate his nemesis Mr. Gruff, whose impending villainous monologue about suppressing Tom's unrestrained creativity is dramatically interrupted when the atmosphere fractures and Orion's spaceship plummets from above, instantly crushing the unfortunate antagonist. The surreal scene is further complicated by the appearance of Jenkins the Suicidal Clown, who begins recounting his classic joke about why the chicken crossed the road only to become distracted by a stray black cat crossing his path—only to meet his own demise when Orion's spaceship shifts position and crushes him as well. Orion emerges from the wreckage, inquiring whether this is indeed Earth, while Tom matter-of-factly declares the episode's non-canonical status, explaining they are merely trapped within a chronological photo gallery encompassing the entire series. Their bizarre reunion is abruptly disrupted by a sudden earthquake, from which Rex erupts from the ground, compelling the unlikely assembly to flee from approaching Area 42 guards. Discord from the Sunshine Critters then reveals himself as the architect of this dimensional entrapment, proudly declaring his intention to transform

Regal Discord into a spectacle centered exclusively around himself—a metatextual usurpation met with unified derision from the assembled characters who dismiss his scheme as profoundly cringeworthy. Rejected and humiliated, Discord offers a defiant gesture before dramatically sacrificing himself, becoming yet another trapped soul within the endless reels of simulation memory. Jenkins crawls forward, making darkly humorous remarks about possession until the environment plunges into absolute darkness, where he encounters his sleep paralysis demon and unleashes a terrified scream that fades off-screen. The nightmare perspective then shifts to Neko, who awakens abruptly, clutching his stomach in distress, reflecting on the horrifying experience—merely a cursed nightmare, as he attempts to reassure himself, before the sleep paralysis demon materializes in his mirror, inquiring with unsettling politeness whether he desires some cookies & cream.

Regal Discord (519/615) Season 11 Episode 6: Cuss Control (Panty & Stocking Parody)

Episode Order: 6/51 Air Date: August 14, 2014

Synopsis: Fawn reunites with Ivy after getting lost in the capital's streets, with Champ attempting to once again flirt with Fawn as usual, but she steps on him like the hottest dominatrix and hurls endless vulgar insults. Ivy tries to break up the fight, and then Fawn decides to do a sneaky dare on Champ. If he wants some elfussy so badly, then he'll need to complete several tasks, such as washing her clothes and cooking for her, but it gets worse when the elf decides to perform some psychological abuse, such as constant swearing at him. Ivy finds this pretty funny since Champ is clearly doing the cringe heart eyes. Suddenly, a White Out Drone arrives to tape Fawn's mouth shut for constant cursing, and she must try to say one sentence without a single swear word! Ivy takes Champ to do errands with a muffled Fawn screaming at Champ to get fucked. When Champ completes the errands, Fawn finally completes one hesitant sentence praising Champ! Just as Fawn took her clothes off, Champ cursed about how he's gonna have the time- *timeskips to Champ angry that he didn't last a fucking second and pissed himself in the bed, turns out he doesn't even know how to please himself, let alone a girl.* ...FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! *White Out Sirens* WAIT, DON'T! Champ gets a large electric baton shoved up his ass, and it causes him to scream like a little girl and run for the Garden of Eden. 5 Lives Left for Champ.

Regal Discord (520/615) Season 11 Episode 7: Champ's Cringey Courting

Episode Order: 7/51 Air Date: August 21, 2014

Synopsis: The Academy has arrived, and Drake, Fawn, and Brutus all enter the gates to be confronted by the Royal Chariot that holds the stunning princess of Eden, known as Princess Eris, the renowned magical princess who assists in the protection of humans from exterior threats that dare to break down the gates and infect the empire with chaos! She performs a transformation sequence into her holy magic outfit, which glows and shows her true beauty. The chariot goes by, waving at the students while Champ is going after the princess with his bouquet of roses! Drake is about to enter the classroom when he sees a stray black cat wandering the school with a skittish expression. Fawn awes at the cute cat, but then suddenly, Merlin screams at the sight of the cat and chases after it! Brutus asks if something happened, but gets shoved back to class! The Cat leaps out the window, reaching a rooftop, and then the camera zooms in to show Merlin cornering him, only for the scene to change to the classroom waiting for Merlin, and then a loud bang is heard! Merlin is evacuated to the clinic for a broken back, and Drake is interrupted by Princess Eris with the cat on her shoulder, apologizing if the wizard caused some trouble. The cat purrs frantically, making exaggerated movements, but it's treated as silly. Eris continues to speak, telling everyone to be on their best behavior and introducing herself as a transfer student from the Imperial Palace. She's here to learn more about the ordinary people, and then the cat goes missing! OH GOD!

Regal Discord (521/615) Season 11 Episode 8: Neko's Assassin Mode Activated

Episode Order: 8/51 Air Date: August 28, 2014

Synopsis: The Black Cat scampers through the streets, where Lilith is waiting in an alleyway, with the cat rushing to her arms, and then the cat is revealed to be Neko, who's trying to warn others of some impending doom, but can only talk in meows and hisses! He is frustrated that he can't communicate with the humans, so he buries his head in Lilith's cleavage, alerting that the Dragon of Chaos has arrived in Eden! Lilith flies with Neko towards the Academy, where Brutus is too busy asking for desserts after meeting the royal princess! Her kindness is a breath of fresh air from all the despair, disease, and death that they've seen. Meanwhile, Drake arrives at the clinic where Merlin recovers, claiming that the cat was actually the Princess's royal pet. He's... been very dodgy lately. Suddenly, the thugs from earlier enter the clinic with arrows pointed at the duo, ready to attack. Drake defends the Wizard, using his firebreath, but they came prepared with shields, which means he can't use his fire. The leader orders the others to take him out, until suddenly, they hear a hiss and shake in fear! Behind them is a shapeshifter with sharp teeth and Neko in Assassin Clothing! Neko sprints on the walls, using his fencing sword to stab one of the thugs, and then he jumps in the air, spinning and slashing the thugs in a cartoonish fashion. The Shapeshifter spares one of the thugs and kicks his ass out! Drake demands what is going on, and Lilith reveals herself! Is that the Dragon of Order?!

Regal Discord (522/615) Season 11 Episode 9: When the Undead Crash Your Egg Project (Madoka Magicia Parody)

Episode Order: 9/51 Air Date: September 4, 2014

Synopsis: Eris takes over Merlin's assistance in the Magic Academy after the cat incident, and she's quite a teacher! Everyone adores her, and Brutus has finally got all the treats he can eat. Eris does some spellcrafting to help them learn Alchemy with a Rune of (Fire/Air/Water/Earth) Elements, and Merlin has given her a bunch of small eggs with rare creatures incubating inside. She'll be distributing it as part of the class assignment! Drake is given an egg covered in fire runes, Fawn is given a plant-like egg, and Brutus is given an earthy egg. They're tasked with taking care of the creature within, and then Eris will provide the best student with a special prize. It's time for RAISE A BABY EGG WITH PARTNERED PARENTS! Fawn groans at Eris partnering her and Brutus to raise their egg while Drake is paired with Lilith after a small introduction and caution that she's a mighty sorceress. Still, she's just here, learning IN some prestigious Academy? Lilith takes Drake to the incubation room when class is dismissed, where the two get to know each other. Lilith claims she's not interested in reporting him, and Drake remains steadfast. The egg raising goes crazy, from park stroll rides to bumping into Fawn wanting to choke the shit out of Brutus because he's a fucking idiot who tried to eat the egg! Lilith takes notice in Drake's low spellcasting and parenting skills. He's not very good at it. She's about to give him a tip until a loud alarm across Eden alerts the undead breaking through the titanium gates!

Regal Discord (523/615) Season 11 Episode 10: The Cat, the Princess, and the Zombie Apocalypse

Episode Order: 10/51 Air Date: September 11, 2014

Synopsis: Eris soars to the gates with Neko jumping on rooftops, and then the cat leaps to her shoulders. She's not happy about the incoming Dead. They're not welcome here, and she'll make sure they know genuine fear! Neko hisses at large zombies crawling towards the gate, and then Eris lands in the entrance, on a tower with the populace observing her from the walls. She raises her hand, and the sky turns to a hologram of her quirky transformation sequence, basically zombies now. Neko lands on a rooftop and puts on his assassin clothing, slashing his claws at a bunch of guards and sabotaging the security. The Princess activates a beam of light that vaporizes the undead and purges the corruption from their bodies. Neko struggles to close the gates, but Eris uses the Rune of Strength to lift the gates, slamming them shut. She sighs in relief, but the cat is nowhere to be found. Meanwhile, Drake and Lilith are on the run from the Dead in the Alleyways until Drake defends Lilith and angrily slashes the Dead with his sword until Neko jumps into view, helping the two out and leading them to an abandoned building. He frantically meows at the duo, who are confused. Oh, right, fuck. Neko pulls out a whiteboard and creates a quick sketch of the princess, and then he draws an arrow towards a sketch of Lilith and Drake. Lilith is shocked, while Drake is still confused. The cat is about to draw more, but suddenly, a loud crash occurs. Brutus lifts the building, confused about what the duo is doing?! Brutus mistakes Neko for a snack and chases after him into the night, leaving the two dragons alone. Drake demands that Lilith get to the point of his capture, or are we just gonna stand here?! Lilith blurts out that she really doesn't feel like it. It's been a long time since she has seen a dragon in a city full of humans. Besides, she's not in the mood to capture him!

Regal Discord (524/615) Season 11 Episode 11: Tower of Terror & Titties

Episode Order: 11/51 Air Date: September 18, 2014

Synopsis: With Princess Eris having been declared a citywide heroine for once again defeating the Dead, she takes a small break at the supermarket, where Ivy and Champ are browsing the aisles for food. Champ is still pissed that Fawn gave him a bad case of Blue Balls, but he's too much of a Nice Guy to be knocked down, but when he notices the Princess is here! He gains the courage to ask her out with his new fedora! What could go wrong! Champ shoves flowers at Eris and offers her a date, but she quickly friend-zones him! Really? Why the fuck did you think THE PRINCESS would accept some guy off the street! She gets enough marriage proposals from creepy nobles to care! Ivy grabs Champ's ear to scold him for annoying the hell out of everyone, but when he claims that friendzoning means she's- Champ is interrupted by Eris' devilish grin and decides to accept him for only ONE Night! Champ pokes fun at Ivy that he is getting laid before her. Ivy comments that at least she isn't that desperate for literal royal pussy, or cock. Ew. The Delusional Date goes strangely happy for the two goers, with looks from disgusted civilians. Still, Eris ends up leading Champ to an abandoned part of Eden, where they enter a tower covered in vines. Champ finds Eris' seemingly quaint bedroom in the Lower Parts of Eden, and then just as he lies on the bed, she clicks a button and the whole tower changes into a BDSM Dungeon, and Eris stabs him in the brain to take him out! Oof! Yeah, Champ... What did you think would happen? 4 Lives Left for him. His screams echo in the background until he respawns in some clinic with an injured Merlin. Merlin told Eris to do something she didn't want, and she threw him here.

Regal Discord (525/615) Season 11 Episode 12: Flame-Maned Dragon vs Vine-Entangled Orc

Episode Order: 12/51 Air Date: September 25, 2014

Synopsis: We delve back into the egg raising, with Drake and Lilith fighting with rune magic over their egg. They are arguing about what the dragon egg needs, and then they both get angry at each other. Fawn and Brutus have it much worse. Fawn is trying to teach the baby plant monster, and it's growing like crazy! Brutus keeps robbing candy stores and stuffing himself with sweets, causing the plant to grow even faster! The Orc is a complete moron, and the Elf has to deal with him. Suddenly, Fawn's Rune Magic activates, making her realize that she needs to take care of this. She grabs her bow and starts shooting down the plants that have grown too big, while Brutus tries to help but gets tangled by the vines. Lilith decides to tease Drake by running off with the egg to give themselves parkour practice. Drake chases after her, and they have a small moment where Drake saves her from falling. Then, he accidentally drops the egg, and it falls into a puddle! Just as Lilith cursed under her breath, the egg hatched to reveal a tiny red dragon hatchling with a mane made out of actual flames! The dragon licks Drake's face and then leaps onto Lilith's hair, clutching it. Huh... Cute. Meanwhile, Brutus is being smothered by the vines of Fawn's plant, and then she uses fire magic to set the plants on fire, and then the creature is freed from the clutches and begins talking about friendship! Until Neko shows up, and the plant monster screams in fear at the cat and runs for it. Fawn is pissed, and Brutus is crying that the monster hates him! Fawn shoots the Orc in the foot with her arrows. That's what you get, Idiot! Neko looks at them in confusion...

Regal Discord (526/615) Season 11 Episode 13: Champ's Gay Panic at Funeral

Episode Order: 13/51 Air Date: October 2, 2014

Synopsis: Champ awakens in the clinic after being stabbed in the head by the princess herself and is greeted by the wizard Merlin, who apologizes to Champ for the princess's behavior. He's just a bit sick, that's all. He wants to help everyone, but he's not very good at it. Champ remembers what Ivy told him, "Next, you'll date Merlin, thinking it'll make you any less pathetic." THAT'S IT! Sure, being gay hasn't been something he has done. Champ offers to set a funeral for his dead brother, Vladistay, and tries to get on everyone's good side by using Marigold's dust to resurrect the Vampire Bat. Merlin is shocked and then realizes that Champ is the remnant that Neko had been warning about, and then guards charge into the clinic, wanting to make sure Merlin is well. He's a bit stressed, but he's fine. The guards escort Champ out, and he's off to build the funeral, where, later that night, everyone, even the Disaster Squad, is here to pay their respects. Fawn absolutely suspects something is up When has Champ ever shown empathy towards ANYONE? She's ready to shoot him in the head, believing he's profiting off a dead person, even if that guy was a deranged necromancer, but then she notices that the coffin is empty. Champ gasps, claiming a Murder Mystery! Find Vladistay's corpse somewhere here! No, Champ YOU FUCKING DID NOT! Champ claims he didn't touch the body, but then the corpse exits the bathroom, confirming they had to pee! He's still dead, and then Champ is relieved, and the crowd claps. Fawn unsheathes a chainsaw she had in case, and she chases after Champ, where he dodges each blade until the chainsaw runs out of juice. Fawn curses as she forgot to recharge and throws it at him, causing him to be knocked down to 3 lives. Champ awkwardly flirts with Merlin, but he's too dense to acknowledge gay love. What a silly goose Champ is!

Regal Discord (527/615) Season 11 Episode 14: Jenkins' Trauma Simulator (Five Nights at Freddy's Parody)

Episode Order: 14/51 Air Date: October 9, 2014

Synopsis: You asked for it. We wanted it. We have one hell of a return to Misfit Sketches for you! This episode, known for predicting the horror game phenomenon, begins with Princess Eris attending a horror movie featuring a mascot-costumed serial killer dispatching criminals. She laughs at the absurdity while Neko, brought along, suffers through painful flashbacks of his past as Jenkins—the government experiment and all that trauma. The familiar whistle echoes, and Grim materializes, demanding Neko confront his fate. Neko vehemently shakes his head in denial until Eris scoops him up, returning home to prepare for bed. Left in darkness, Neko watches Grim materialize from the shadows before drifting into sleep—only to awaken as Jenkins, the terrified clown, trapped in Hamburger Central on the Night of the Incident. The cast expands beyond Norman and Peggy: now Norman the Sloth, Peggy the Pig, Fursworth the Bear, and crowd favorite RoboRat all stalk the halls. Jenkins endures five nights of escalating terror as Grim manipulates his nightmares, forcing him to relive his traumatic childhood. The truth surfaces: these animatronics, sponsored by Periwinkle Pictures, are actually the reanimated corpses of convicts Jenkins himself executed during his employment there. On the fifth night, pushed beyond despair, Jenkins seizes the rifle Grim left him, blows his own head apart just as the animatronics breach the office. In purgatory, Grim attempts to reveal the final truth, but Jenkins, having endured enough, rips out his own heart. A white flash returns him to the present—awakening as Neko, screaming. Eris soothes him like the frightened kitten he appears, promising protection from his haunting nightmares. The episode closes with a shadowy figure resembling Jenkins setting fire to his childhood home.

Regal Discord (528/615) Season 11 Episode 15: Brussels Gets Gutted

Episode Order: 15/51 Air Date: October 16, 2014

Synopsis: The aftermath of the failed funeral leaves Fawn seething, her respect for Champ annihilated. She complains bitterly to Drake and Lilith about the Remnant's shameless antics. Brutus, nursing a bandaged foot from Fawn's arrow, expresses his own discomfort, a flicker of understanding beneath his simple-minded focus on pastry. Fawn slaps Brutus, demanding to be taken seriously! She already got dead parents, no need for sympathy! Brutus brings up the idea for a dessert party to help with Fawn's anger issues. Fawn groans, but Brutus demands a Vanilla Cake for dessert, and Drake has to deal with this bullshit. Neko and Merlin are taking a walk, where Merlin tells him that his brother's grave should be respected, and Neko meows his sorrows. Neko sees Drake walking with Brutus in the distance, where Neko sprints over and starts aggressively meowing at Drake while he carries Brutus on his shoulder. Brutus decides to pet Neko, but gets scratched and stumbles over a stand. Where the Stand's owner, Brussels, gives Brutus the job to repay for the damage. And that job is none other than delivery of a live bomb! Fawn comes to the city square to demand Drake stop this. That's when she recognizes Brussels from the Wanted Poster. That's the guy who killed her parents! Wait... WHAT? Brussels gets changed by a firecracker and bumps to Fawn, where the town freaks out at Fawn brutally ripping his guts apart without any fucking awareness of people watching her! Brussel's remains is left to rot as the crowd GASPS at the crazed elf! Druids have to calm the people down and set the corpse on fire! The Disaster Squad runs away as Fawn walks up to Ivy without a single word. I mean, yeah, what the fuck did you expect? Fawn to have a nice conversation? Fawn gets some desserts from Ivy for free, and she leaves without a thank you. Brutus wants some cake, and Drake just walks off with the Orc for some cake! Oh... Good. Back to normal. Fawn just murdered a guy and got desserts for it. What a good day.

Regal Discord (529/615) Season 11 Episode 16: Fake Dating the Princess WENT SEXUAL!

Episode Order: 16/51 Air Date: October 23, 2014

Synopsis: The News of a local elf has been heard from way up in the palace, and Eris and Neko are watching the news about Fawn's deed with a look of, "Yeah, to be fair, who cares?" Neko sneaks over behind a pillar, putting on his assassin outfit, and he assassinated the news reporter who announced Fawn as a wanted criminal. Eris tells him to stop that! What will the people think of their princess if they find out she has a bloodthirsty cat? Suddenly, Eris yelps in shock after a monitor reveals a gravelly old man, known as Emperor Eutopia. Ugh, Great, her "father" decided to call her again. Eutopia is sitting on a golden throne and is confronting her about a suitor he has in mind. Eris protests about her father's constant obsession with finding suitors and that hasn't he had enough fucking replacement children? Eutopia gets enraged at his daughter's constant rejection of his attempts for peace in Eden! This is for the good of the empire! Why must his daughter be so stubborn? Eris caves in and lies that she already has a boyfriend. And then, Eutopia's face sours and asks who this "boyfriend" is. Eris immediately lies that Drake is her boyfriend, thinking he's a brute with a heart of gold. Maybe that'll get him! WAIT, NO! WHY THE FUCK DID SHE SAY THAT? Eutopia's eyes squint at what she just said and assumes she's crazy! Hah, a dragon? In this empire? Impossible, unless it's the one he's been hunting... Anyway, how about let's play Magic Mirror! Eris is grabbed onto a seat, forced to see stained paintings of several, boring ass anime looking men. Eris yells for Neko to help, where Neko grabs a flower pot and hits it on Eutopia's face. Eris runs off, with Neko in her arms. And then, she suddenly overhears Drake being complained at by Fawn for getting the wrong cake for Brutus's party! Perfect... Eris sprints over to the duo, grabs Drake by the arm, and claims he's her boyfriend! Fawn asks what is happening before Eris claims her father wants her marrying someone she doesn't want! Can... she join her party, I mean, temporarily until Eris' father gets off her case? Fawn and Drake are left confused at the situation until Fawn realizes... the person who killed her parents worked for the Emperor! Maybe... she could use this opportunity to get closer to him, and Drake is just forced to go with it. The trio now has a fake relationship, with Neko scratching Drake's pants out of jealousy!

Regal Discord (530/615) Season 11 Episode 17: Yokai Tentacle Bullshit (Halloween Special)

Episode Order: 17/51 Air Date: October 30, 2014

Synopsis: When The Empire of Eden stages a special Trick or Treat with evil Yokai Spirits that escape from the spirit world, the whole continent is going to be having a bad time! Eris plans to go trick-or-treating as a cute little witch, but she instead runs into Drake and Fawn, who were discussing something! Eris decides to go trick-or-treating with them, which Drake didn't want to participate in. Still, when Brutus gets unreasonably competitive over the idea of eternal treats, he storms off to get candy for himself! While he is off doing that, Drake and Fawn wander into an empty alley and are about to have a romantic moment before they are interrupted by several kids trying to get candy. Fawn threatens to bite the kids' heads off, scaring them away. She then tells Drake that they should get back on track. Eris arrives to tell Drake that he is holding hands wrong. Then, he is called "fake boyfriend" by Fawn, which makes Drake get defensive, claiming he doesn't even like dating anyone! He'd rather have Lilith over- Lilith smirks, popping out from the shadows and kissing the "fake boyfriend" in front of Fawn, who is forced to leave the scene awkwardly. In the forest, Brutus is ambushed by the maniacal Kappa, who has been collecting a bunch of treats. The two get into a competitive argument, and the Kappa says he can't have any candy because he doesn't have a costume. Brutus skins the Kappa alive and wears him as a costume. He then goes up to a house and gets a whole bowl of candy. At this point, the Yokai spirits have merged into a giant titan that looks like a dog, and Eris is tasked with taking it down, but she has to get permission from the military first! Suddenly, she is stopped by the swashbuckling Neko, who now fights the Yokai beast with a rapier. He does a bunch of cringe one-liners while fighting, and Eris complains about his long, boring monologues. Just as Neko is about to finish off the beast, his attention is drawn to a nearby reflective surface. The demon in the mirror, Grim, is mocking Neko for his "heroic" antics. Neko runs away in fear, and the intrusion of multiple human guards kills the Yokai beast. Then, they hold Fawn like she's some wounded soul, and she punches them in the face and goes elsewhere.

Regal Discord (531/615) Season 11 Episode 18: Vanilla Calamity Virtuously Vanquished

Episode Order: 18/51 Air Date: November 6, 2014

Synopsis: Following their questionable Halloween excursion, the group is faced with the monumental, earth-shattering task of Brutus's Vanilla Cake Party after a day of annoying schoolwork. Merlin has a special announcement! After raising a bunch of wondrous dragons from his very own pet eggs, he was impressed by the teams! So much so that he is awarding each of the students with a special prize! Fawn's plant monster runs for it after it sees Neko, who is chasing after it. Lilith's dragon is breathing fire and causing a lot of chaos, while Brutus's earth dragon is being very helpful with baking cakes! But where is Drake? We then cut to a rooftop where Drake and Lilith are by a mystique garden. Drake questions if dragons can feel love and if their affection is real or just a fantasy, just like this fake relationship with Eris. Lilith, with a smug grin, teases him, asking if that was his attempt at being romantic. Before Drake can respond, she shoves him off the roof! Drake flies off, firing an explosive fireball at her and misses. Lilith teleports behind Drake and pins him down, starting to give him a lecture about being too reckless. However, they are then interrupted by Fawn, who fires a warning shot at them and tells them that the party's already started. Back at the party, Brutus is stuffing his face with cake, and Fawn is just there, being angry. Eris and Neko have baked a sweet strawberry cake as Champ and Ivy come to the party. Champ tries to flirt with Eris, but she threatens to bake him into a cake. That shuts him up fast. Then, a white out drone flies over the party, sensing a case of plot armor from Brutus. It then tries to scan the whole area, but then Merlin uses his magic to teleport the drone away, and it crashes into a farm, scaring all the cows away. And then, everyone gets back to their party.

Regal Discord (532/615) Season 11 Episode 19: Neko vs Skeleton Pirates

Episode Order: 19/51 Air Date: November 13, 2014

Synopsis: When Neko and his princess Eris go on a small cruise around Lake Serenity, they are interrupted by scrawny bone pirates, full of Black Rot emitting from their mouths like a fucked concoction of rabies and bad breath! They're all led by a one-eyed man who sounds a lot like Jenkins! And Neko immediately has a panic attack from the resemblance. When the Pirate Lord takes an affinity for Eris, they kidnap her, taking her away on a wacky jet ski, and Neko must use his assassin skills to pursue them! And he's not alone, because some mermaids appear from the waters and begin to try and seduce Neko and he nearly falls for it until a bunch of jellyfish zap him! Neko is launched by an explosion hatched by the Pirate Lord and comically lands on his ship, where the two have a pirate duel! During the duel, the Pirate Lord constantly makes pirate jokes and puns, with Neko trying to block out the sound but to no avail! He gets his ears kicked and sent flying, where he ends up being dazed from an explosion,n and his mind is latched onto his memories of the Periwinkle Pictures incident, his time as Jenkins. His mind forces him back to reality when he sees Eris taking off the constraints, and she kicks the skeleton with her heel and picks up Neko, claiming the adventure was sweet, but he didn't need to do all that! Suddenly, the pirates start playing dubstep in rage, and Eris takes control, moving the boat to the shore. She thanks Neko for the "save", but Neko doesn't care; he just wants to sleep. The scene cuts to a bunch of pirates getting launched off the plank, where they drown! Neko takes the chance to use his fencer to grab the chest and get the money! HAHAHA!

Regal Discord (533/615) Season 11 Episode 20: Catboy Café Cringe Compilation (The Nekopara of Disaster Parody)

Episode Order: 20/51 Air Date: November 20, 2014

Synopsis: Following their disastrous pirate encounter, Neko finds himself transformed into a humanoid catboy after a magical mishap in Merlin's laboratory. Now sporting fluffy cat ears that twitch uncontrollably at every sound and an overly expressive tail that refuses to stay still, he's forced to attend mandatory "service training" at the local maid café when Eris develops a sudden interest in the popular establishment, dragging him along with excited insistence. Meanwhile, Drake attempts to understand his own dragon heritage by watching ridiculously over-the-top anime about dragons in love, cringing at the dramatic declarations and fiery passion that feels absurdly alien to his pragmatic nature, only to have Lilith teleport into his room with a smug grin and criticize his choice in "romantic education," suggesting he'd learn more from actual experience than from fictional melodramas. The Disaster Squad gathers at the café, where Fawn gets progressively drunker on cheap house wine while loudly criticizing the "degrading uniform requirements," her face flushing as she slams her fist on the table, Brutus accidentally bakes the world's largest cake in the kitchen after misreading the recipe measurements, creating a towering confection that threatens to collapse through the floorboards, and Marigold uses her fairy magic to make all the pastries whisper disturbing compliments to customers, with croissants murmuring about their flaky perfection and cookies confessing dark secrets about their chocolate chips. A White Out drone appears, detecting the "unnatural catboy protagonist trope" and attempting to "correct" Neko back to regular cat form with an ominous whirring sound, only to be distracted when Champ and Ivy arrive, with Champ immediately challenging Neko to a "who's the better catboy" contest, striking ridiculous poses that make everyone cringe. The episode ends with the café in flames after Brutus's cake catches fire during the chaos, Neko back to normal but with lingering catlike reflexes that cause him to instinctively pounce on passing butterflies, and Eris wondering if she should open her own maid café with "better uniforms," already sketching designs on a napkin while ignoring the smoldering wreckage around them.) ... Never FUCKING Again! Neko can't take this much embarrassment, burying his face in his paws and vowing to never set foot in another café as long as he lives, his tail giving one final indignant twitch. Until some human walks in the cafe and goes, "FAG!!!" causing Neko's ears to flatten against his head and his newly restored fur to stand on end.

Regal Discord (534/615) Season 11 Episode 21: Champ Goes Full Yandere Mode

Episode Order: 21/51 Air Date: November 27, 2014

Synopsis: When Champ is given a sudden call by the Emperor after moping about how he's a failure in romance, and how he's supposed to get a girlfriend if he keeps getting screwed over! Eutopia tells Champ that if he can bring him the head of the Dragon of Chaos, then he'll consider granting him the Princess's hand in marriage, and Champ gets an overconfident boost, thinking about how strong he is now and how he will FINALLY get the pussy he rightfully deserves! Sure, she did perform BDSM on him earlier, but he now finds BDSM Hot, so what's wrong with some more princess charming? It all goes wrong when Champ gets heartbroken at the mention of suitors! He chases after the Princess to her palace, where a bunch of snobbish nobles are disgusted at Champ's appearance, and Champ goes to the bathroom to have a quirky, mental breakdown before declaring he must go full yandere mode! Kill the suitors, maybe it'll finally give me the girl? Right? The suitors consist of: A Duke who calls her a doll, A Hero who looks like one of those generic protagonists, and a Yakuza Member who wants a powerful alliance! Champ takes advantage of their individual meetings with the Princess, where he kills the Duke by luring him to the town's fountain and electrocutes him to death. Next, the Hero enters the Princess's room, where Champ breaks the fourth wall to tell the audience how predictable this is. The Hero talks about his brave deeds and how he'll protect the Princess from the monsters that haunt Eden, only to be vaporized into nothing by a concealed turret that Champ built! Hahaha! Little did he know, Eris had suspected that, of course, Champ was killing them. Who else was it, but then again, she could use this to get everyone off her back! She "cries" about the Hero's death to the guards, where they all gather in the room to see the wreckage. The Yakuza Member is about to kill the Princess, but then he gets distracted by Champ, and then Champ gets ready for his big fight with him, and then the Yakuza Member easily beats him up. Eris uses this chance to knock the Yakuza Member out by whacking him with a chair and then kicks Champ out the window, where he crashes into the street and respawns with 2 Lives Left. Champ screams in pain as he gets up and runs away in shame, and Neko rushes into the room and castrates the Yakuza's balls in front of the princess, making her laugh in irritation.

Regal Discord (535/615) Season 11 Episode 22: Dragon Babies Destroy Everything

Episode Order: 22/51 Air Date: December 4, 2014

Synopsis: The Hatchlings from the Egg Project are growing up fast. Their elemental powers are proving to be a handful for the entire academy when they begin to evolve, bringing everyone new challenges, and Fawn is fucking pissed. Her plant monster grows up to become Leafy, a Plant Runic Kin who expresses friendship and positivity everywhere, much to her annoyance. The rest (Earth Golem becomes Rocco, Leafy's best Friend, Fire Dragon becomes Blaze, a daredevil who can't stop setting things on fire, Water becomes Aqua, a calm girl who treats it like some spa, and Lightning becomes Bolt, a hyperactive, overconfident speedster. All of them are overpowered, and Merlin begins to have a mental breakdown when they start having the power to warp the simulation with their self-aware jokes, which attracts White Out to erase the existence of the Hatchlings. Merlin must create a device to make them forget their 4th-wall-breaking nature! He nearly succeeds until Blaze goes monstrous, chasing after him to cook him alive, scaring the wizard shitless. As the Wizard is getting chased, he gets caught by a bear trap that Bolt places for "training." Merlin finally catches them all and removes their 4th-wall-breaking powers, but they end up getting them back by the end of the episode until they get a stern talking to by a hissing White Out Drone that Merlin paralyzes with a spell. However, they continue to grow stronger with no signs of slowing down. Drake and Lilith are struggling to take care of Blaze until Drake gets tired of their idiocy and screams at them to shut the fuck up, lol. Then they finally listen, and Blaze decides to roast up a whole pig for them for dinner. Yum! Can't have friendship in my edgelord show about brooding dragons!

Regal Discord (536/615) Season 11 Episode 23: Brutus Makes Plague Cake

Episode Order: 23/51 Air Date: December 11, 2014

Synopsis: Brutus has been hard at work making the Vanilla Cake, but he's sick of the old recipe. He gets a special recipe from an old lady in a cabin deep in the forest, and she gives him a magical recipe book for cakes. But she warns him of a deadly curse related to the Black Rot and that if he doesn't follow the recipe right, he's going to have a bad time. Brutus, being a fucking idiot, ignores the warning because he just wants a goddamn cake. He begins to bake it with his plant monster, but the recipe has a critical step: add some Black Rot to give the cake a dark, decadent flavor. Brutus's eyes widen. To get Black Rot, you must kill a zombie! THAT'S RIGHT! All he's gotta do is explode a zombie, scoop the goo out of it, and pour it into the batter. Brutus sets up the lure, and a single zombie wanders in and eats a dead gnome, feasting on its rotten remains. Brutus smashes the zombie with his club, and he gets some Black Rot. He pours it in. As they make the cake, the whole academy seems to be in a dire situation, with students puking their guts out and others looking sickly pale, with some of them growing crystals on their fucking skin! Merlin realizes the cake is a super-spreader of the Black Rot! He confronts Brutus, who tries to hide the cake from him, and the wizard must fight the Orc. Fawn uses this to try to ridicule the orc that he can't do anything, but then, everyone is stopped by the fact that the cake starts mutating, and Dark Matter materializes a bunch of zombies! Screams echo as the students are about to get fucked by the zombies! Merlin fights his way through the festering horde, but his magic turns off at the sudden realization that his plot armor has deactivated. SHIT! Nooo- Scene cuts before Merlin gets wrecked. Who is going to win? How will the Emperor react to the zombies breaking into the kingdom?

Regal Discord (537/615) Season 11 Episode 24: Zombies Break Eden Again

Episode Order: 24/51 Air Date: December 18, 2014

Synopsis: When the alarm alerts Eris once again to the return of the dead, she leaves Neko in the litter box to see what has happened. She considers the zombies shambling toward the capital, and she activates her light-powered beam, but it doesn't work. Why? Because the zombies are multiplying as the seconds pass! She nearly gets overwhelmed until she reluctantly "prays" to her father, and a tall beam appears, but is disrupted by clouds of Dark Matter covering the city, where giant zombies begin to knock down the gates angrily! Humans start panicking about whether the "Purge" is real and that we're all going to die, and that the princess has forsaken us! Eris retreats to where Drake and Fawn are, where the zombies are breaking down the door to the class. Drake burns the zombies to a crisp with his dragon fire, and Eris activates a shield to keep the zombies out of the classroom. Fawn sees a zombie and recognizes it as one of her former friends! She is fucking appalled that she has been revived as one of the dead! Eris questions her relationship with this zombie, and Fawn reveals that Vladistay doesn't create the zombies here. They're the humans who were cast out of Eden and left to die in the wilds! Eris is shocked, and then Drake begins to piece together that the Empire has been casting out humans who aren't genetically perfect! Lilith helps the trio escape the academy by making the zombies go docile. As they escape, Brutus opens a hatch, and Lilith shows up to help him escape. The trio finds him and the cake, and Drake uses his dragon fire to cook it to perfection, incinerating the Black Rot and curing everyone of the plague! However, the infected humans stay as zombies, but harmless as they wander off, and the citizens of Eden are saved from the zombies, almost... Just as Fawn tries to get Eris to explain everything, she tells them to fuck off and refuses to spill anything before running off. Lilith sighs in relief, they thought for a moment they'd have to contact the Emperor! And then Drake looks at the cake... And he takes a bite of it, and he immediately gets sick and pukes it up. Brutus is devastated that his cake didn't work after all.

Regal Discord (538/615) Season 11 Episode 25: Santa Dies, Nobody Cares (Christmas Special)

Episode Order: 25/51 Air Date: December 25, 2014

Synopsis: The first snow falls in Eden as the city prepares for the annual Festival of Lights, endorsed by the annoying, jolly Santa (who last time enslaved Fawn, thinking she was a polar elf, not a fantasy kind), who's been awfully religious as of late. Fawn is pissed that the festival is about worshipping Emperor Eutopia and the Seven Virtues, who brainwash everyone into believing that humans are the superior species. Okay, seriously, though, is Santa that immortal that he can show up in several time periods? First, Modern Times. Second, Sci-Fi Times. Third, Prehistoric Times. And now diddydallying into Fantasy Times?! What the fuck! The Disaster Squad is sick of being ordered around by Merlin, who wants them to perform in a cringey-ass Christmas play, though he seems completely aware that this is all fake and he doesn't want them caught. Fawn, Drake, Brutus, Lilith, and even Marigold must perform in a historical event dramatizing the Empire's creation for the Emperor's viewing pleasure. Drake gets cast as the lead role (Emperor Eutopia), Lilith as his wife, and Brutus as the villainous Dark Matter Dragon. Rehearsals are a clusterfuck. Brutus keeps forgetting his lines, Fawn (playing a minor noble) ad-libs constant insults about the script, and Drake delivers his lines with all the enthusiasm of a dead fish while asking TOO MANY questions about the forbidden king, where the scene changes to a church of the Convergents with a bunch of carolers. A Choir goes on singing about how great the Emperor is. He has arrived! And the crowd goes wild for the Emperor's presence as he introduces himself as the Holy Being of the land and how he will protect Eden from Dark Matter corruption! And then, Eris shows up as she watches from a high tower, ignoring Neko as he goes after Champ after Champ's previous escapades with tattletailing his catboy form, following his discovery. Santa shows up as the gatekeeper, but he is unexpectedly killed when the zombies (who escaped the academy earlier) run him over. When Lilith is brought by the Emperor as if he KNOWS that she had been hanging with the Chaos Dragon, she is commanded to let him know where in the crowd the Dragon is; otherwise, he'll tell everyone about the Order Dragon infiltrating their paradise. She immediately uses this to tattletail on Champ, which pisses off the Emperor, who demands that Champ be arrested. Champ runs for it, the guards chase after him, and the crowd is in chaos. Done to One more Life, lol. Drake is shocked that Lilith lied to protect him, but then she says that she has a plan to get close to the Emperor and assassinate him. Oh, Shit... This is the assassination arc of Eutopia! That wasn't in the Prophecy! BRACE FOR IMPACT! Suddenly, fireworks go off, sending Champ into the air to plummet to his death with the number, "HAPPY 2015! 11 YEARS OF IMPRISMIA!" Imprismia - Phase 5 Teaser Trailer (2016) Summary: We destroyed Authority in Misfit Sketches! Put the stick to the man and shove it violently up their fucking ass to their mouths. No sacred cows, and especially not Harmony. Cosmic Entropy showed us the evils of Corporate Greed and the endless cycle of 'just more content'. We went to space. Then, it was killed by a cosmic virus that violated the multiverse. Primal Chords warned us of the dangers of living in a God's Sandbox, of playing with time, and of Tick Tock. We broke that clock. But now the pieces are broken and scattered across a new world. And now...

Regal Discord. Darkness falls over Kaedros. Dragons wake. Prophecies burn. The fragile balance of Chaos and Order shatters. Drake, Fawn, Brutus, and Marigold. They were supposed to be heroes. But in a world where "hero" means another puppet for the Empire's machine. What happens when we take it biblically? Shots of a shattered crucifix. God betrayed us; he is just as much of a cold-hearted bastard as we are. Our next sacred cow is religion; you won't be fucking spared. Film grain fills the screen. The Empire will burn. Black Rot will fester. Dragons will clash. And you will be there to see it all fall, in a mysterious demon invasion that threatens the fragile stability of the world. This isn't just rebellion anymore. It's a holy war. And in sacred wars, everyone's a fucking sinner. A sinner against God for expressing free will in front of a religious authority that targets free will... The Fifth Phase will boggle the mind! Phase 5 - Coming Summer 2016! The Holy War has just begun, and you're invited to the zero-free, judgment zone! Judgement will come soon enough. See you in hell! 😈

Regal Discord (539/615) Season 11 Episode 26: Merlin's Coffin Vacation

Episode Order: 26/51 Air Date: January 1, 2015

Synopsis: Leafy and the wacky gang of his dragon friends start a game of tag, which eventually gets Blaze involved. The Fire Dragon accidentally burns down the academy's kitchen while trying to catch Bolt, which starts a brawl between the hatchlings that begins to cause significant structural damage. Merlin walks into the kitchen from a day of catsitting Neko to find that the whole room is on fire, and the five dragons are attacking each other. Merlin takes this well, having a total meltdown. His face turns as red as a tomato, and he screams at the top of his lungs, yelling at the dragons for being so destructive! Leafy flies out the window, taking a shit on Champ's head in the process, while Bolt is trying to build a racing track with Blaze, and Rocco is just standing there. Aqua tries to apologize, but Merlin loses it at their mischief and tries to expel them from the academy! Fawn walks into the kitchen, prepared to make fun of Merlin's predicament, but Merlin yells at her too for being a racist piece of shit. Fawn steps on Merlin and threatens death, where White Out Drones fly in and deactivate the wizard's stats, suddenly turning him into a small, weak creature. Fawn takes the moment to tie him up and leave him stranded in the wreckage. The dragons suddenly realize what they've done and try to save Merlin from being sent to the landfills for being too weak. Aqua pulls Merlin out, where he then regains his normal size and stats. Merlin is disappointed in the children and gives them detention. Now, Fawn, Drake, Brutus, Marigold, and Lilith have to deal with the dragons' chaotic behavior for the rest of the night while Merlin has a drink and starts crying. The dragons try to apologize through interpretive dance, but Drake tells them to shut up and sit in the corner.

Regal Discord (540/615) Season 11 Episode 27: The Motivational Poster Massacre (Five Nights at Freddy's 2 Parody)

Episode Order: 27/51 Air Date: January 8, 2015

Synopsis: When Neko suffers another one of his vivid nightmares under Grim, he is brought back to the movie theaters by Eris for the funny sequel to that classic horror movie. Still, this time, he claws his way out and starts sprinting towards the rooftops as the Darkness begins to consume his sky. He puts on his clothing and puts up a facade that he isn't scared of death, before Grim shows up with an intimidating pose, demanding another flashback. Eris is left concerned by her cat's odd behavior, and the cat has no choice but to become Jenkins the clown as Dark Matter knocks him out after claiming he'll defeat Grim's plans and save Eris from any harm! Jenkins appears in a different location, at Periwinkle Pictures (the renowned government-funded children's network) as the mentally unstable clown in charge of keeping the artificial constructs (Periwinkle's cartoon characters) from the Sunshine Critters to Carl from Numbskull Nation! However, things are fucking off when the call refers to Jenkins as Pierre and that this is actually a fake chamber meant to lure in evil convicts to turn them into horrific cartoons as a part of Morselli's old plans of purging "demons" of the world. Now he's stuck with the system he was complicit in. He goes through the five nights with angrier determination, slashing down the animatronics and ridding them of their parts. On the fifth night, he destroys the facility. He leaves only to be met by the guy from the call, another Periwinkle Employee, claiming this was a trial to see if Jenkins' mental state was of anything to note. They reluctantly let him in while recording all of the secret hints of Jenkins' past! Pierre's award is a simple "motivational" poster that reads, "You are our only family. You're 'NOTHING' without us." Grim attempts to tell the whole truth, but Jenkins tears the poster, crushing the word "nothing" in his fist. The episode concludes with a shadowy silhouette of Jenkins at a silly birthday part, and then shoots down a bunch of cartoons which lead to him in trial in this Periwinkle Test Chamber!

Regal Discord (541/615) Season 11 Episode 28: The Cake-Snake That Cried 'Magic!'

Episode Order: 28/51 Air Date: January 15, 2015

Synopsis: At the Academy, a new transfer student makes his debut—a nervous, trembling boy with an unsettlingly perfect smile and eyes that seems to hold a deep, ingrained fear. He’s introduced as Caspian, the son of a minor noble recently promoted within the Imperial Bureaucracy, and is supposed to date Eris! Champ overhears this and feels the urge to kill anyone who gets to his princess! Even though she friend-zoned him, stabbed his brain, AND killed him a million times. Caspian immediately attaches himself to Drake’s group, his helpfulness masking a desperate need to please everyone. He offers to clean their equipment, fetch their meals, and even tries to tutor Brutus in baking—a near-fatal endeavor involving explosive muffins. Fawn chats with Drake about their suspicion of this Caspian guy, where Drake questions if he is even a real person because of how unnaturally happy he seems. Fawn agrees and claims he gives her the creeps! But when they hear a loud BANG, they immediately run to the kitchens to find that Caspian has caused a bloody mess and has Magicite growing out of his skin! It's revealed to be a mutated gem snake that shapeshifted into a student to protect the cake that the Orc made. The snake grabs Brutus and tries to run away with him, but Drake saves the Orc by torching the cake and the reptile. Then, Brutus starts crying as Drake starts to feel bad. Caspian reappears, claiming that he was in the restroom this entire time, confirming that it was indeed a fake the whole time. Drake and Fawn point out the snake to him, and it crumbles to Magicite, which Caspian uses as a Rune to summon magic out of his hands! Anyways, time to see the Fair Princess, Eris! "What an asshole", Fawn mutters to herself.

Regal Discord (542/615) Season 11 Episode 29: Piano Drop on the Prince Parade

Episode Order: 29/51 Air Date: January 22, 2015

Synopsis: Eden's Annual Concert of Harmony arrives, stirring excitement throughout the capital. Princess Eris informs Emperor Eutopia she'll attend with friends rather than her assigned suitor Caspian. Enraged, Eutopia demands she take responsibility for producing an heir. Eris retorts, "If you need an heir so badly, why don't you have another child? Oh wait—you did. Where is he now?" As Eutopia storms off, Drake and Lilith continue their charade as the princess's romantic couple. Caspian appears, insisting on accompanying Eris. Drake notes his resemblance to Champ, while Lilith transforms into her dragon form to intimidate him—yet Caspian remains unfazed. At the Princess's Tower, Neko blocks the entrance with his rapier drawn. Though he duels fiercely, Caspian easily defeats him, smashing the cat against a wall. Enraged, Neko triggers a Bad Luck effect, causing a piano to fall on Caspian. Neko then leaps from the tower to finish him off, only to discover oil leaking from Caspian's wounds—revealing him as one of Eutopia's robotic suitors. Despite the damage, Caspian persists, asking Eris to the concert again. She retaliates by beating him for attacking Neko, then departs for the concert with her feline companion.

Regal Discord (543/615) Season 11 Episode 30: Nine Lives, One Bad Concert

Episode Order: 30/51 Air Date: January 29, 2015

Synopsis: When the concert suddenly throws dangerous Dark Matter smog to make everyone comatose (you're retarded if you thought we were getting real concerts), Neko is the only one immune to Eutopia's plan to use eugenics to monitor the Dragon of Chaos & Order, even in his last two legs from the fight! Neko, despite being severely injured delves into combat with spiders and evil goblins that Eutopia made for him to fight. Neko is bleeding through his suit as Eris suddenly breaks free of her spell and begins to slap people back into consciousness! Neko is forced to deal with a possessed harpist, the main antagonist of this musical spell, who plays the music of the damned to put Neko into a deep sleep as a form of execution for the failed hero. Neko destroys the harp after he gets a "rare power-up" and stabs the harpist in the chest, freeing the people from the spell, but then Eutopia shows up, light only radiating off of him! Neko's hiss devolves into a pained meow as the Emperor slashes him across the chest, sending the cat flying through several seats. A battered and bruised Neko gets back up, even after such a brutal attack from the Emperor! Eutopia demands to ask why Neko is so committed to the princess, that she is just a princess, nothing more. Neko responds that he is poisoning her, and it leads to a cat-human fight, where Eutopia's face gets torn by Neko's claws, and then he clutches it as Eutopia's face regenerates due to the "Fountain of Youth" and then his form dissipiates and he finds himself in a black room containing something horrific... shows caged shadowy demons with genetic tubes where visionaries are at work tweaking the perfect human form. Neko has a panic attack, trying to call out to somewhere but he can only meow, and suspects Dark Matter is being used to torture the lowly beings being tormented here! But the darkness consumes him, and he wakes up in a litterbox with the poster of the Emperor staring at him with a grin after trying to pretend Neko saw nothing... THAT BASTARD!

Regal Discord (544/615) Season 11 Episode 31: Barry's Fradulent Fountain

Episode Order: 31/51 Air Date: February 5, 2015

Synopsis: Neko has been in the streets warning others of a evil Fountain of Youth but only gets "he's just a silly cat" or "he must be that raccoon knocking over the trash again"! Neko is pissed, and he goes to the academy to see the Disaster Squad training runic magic! Drake and Lilith are doing runes together, causing immense destruction and a little flirty banter between the two, but Fawn steps in, trying to drag Drake to the marketplace like we're in an harem episode. Suddenly, Drake sees a fountain in the distance, and Neko immediately gets aggressive and points to the poster! Fawn doesn't get it, but then she asks the vendor who Barry is, and he says he's this greedy old gnome passed down generations from the ruins of Dreadnought Inc, but then a gnome steals the vendor's goods and runs off! Fawn shoots him down dead as she gets her money back, and then she casually puts her bow back, and then the gnome reveals himself as Barry, claiming he didn't do anything wrong. Fawn gets pissed at him for using deception and wants to make sure Barry tells them the TRUTH! Barry, confused, pretends nothing happened but Champ notices something off when he walks by. Something about the two are linked and that remnant comment earlier... OH SHIT! Champ clutches Barry and puts him under custody for being an illegal remnant from another universe! That's right, Champ is using his survivor's guilt to start projecting his rage onto a poor, defenseless gnome! Fawn is just confused and then Neko sees Barry, panicking, thinking he's related to the Emperor's schemes! Barry, the greedy gnome, throws a smoke bomb, and Barry is gone, and Champ goes insane as he starts asking for the gnome's location until he gets arrested by guards, and now Champ is fighting against the guards with his frail muscles! Ivy walks up to her sister and asks what the FUCK just happened?! That's her bounty she was chasing, and now she lost it because of her sister. Fawn retorts that she was trying to get the truth about the Fountain of Youth, and then Neko pulls both of the sisters to a wall to force them to read a newspaper about Barry's fraudulent schemes! He isn't even a real gnome!

Regal Discord (545/615) Season 11 Episode 32: Lubricant Disaster (Love Day Special)

Episode Order: 32/51 Air Date: February 12, 2015

Synopsis: It's the most wretched day of the year in Eden: Imperial Love Day, a grotesque celebration of forced romance and state-mandated affection. Basically if Harems could be a holiday, this is what it fucking smells like. The academy is drowning in cheap roses, vomit-inducing candy hearts, and the desperate stench of lonely assholes trying to get laid. Drake, naturally, wants no part of this fucking nonsense and tries to barricade himself in the training grounds until suddenly, Merlin shows up to reveal the Love Prom coming up and that he has to take a girl or otherwise, it'll affect his grades. Drake lashes out at Merlin for this and demands him to go annoy someone else, but it turns out Fawn even beat up Merlin for the exact same reason! Brutus doesn't mind going to the Prom and is happy to go with Champ since let's be real, ever since Champ has 1 life left, he has been trying to avoid dangerous shit, so he decided to go with the Orc. But when Lilith suggests they could go as part of her plan to kill the Emperor as the Princess with her father are showing up, but Drake has to get some romantic experience and try to dance with Lilith at the Prom. The Night before the Prom, Drake uses the wrong shit like lubricants, cause he sees love as the same as lust, and the next day, Drake gets ready for the Prom, dressed in a suit, and goes to pick up Fawn, who looks absolutely stunning. He is frozen and a bit horny, but he manages to compliment her. Fawn just makes a comment that he looks less like a mess, but still a mess. The dance hall is filled with students, and all hell breaks loose when Drake tries to use his experience with Lilith on Fawn and accidentally uses the lubricant on her ass. Fawn gets pissed, and the two start a huge fight, where they're both insulting each other while fighting, and it ends up making the students dance around them. Brutus and Champ are eating dessert, and Lilith is seeing Eutopia, and then the music changes to a slow dance. Drake and Fawn are forced to dance with each other, where Drake awkwardly looks away while Ivy helps Lilith aim a crossbow bolt at the king, but it hits Champ in the face after a cartoony chase sequence and Eutopia uses Champ as a leftover Remnant and collects his soul, thanking everyone for a free remnant and leaves like nothing happened! Drake immediately tells Fawn that Lilith will be mad anyway if they kiss to breakup any weird tension between them! Best to not kiss, also why are you touching me! Drake throws Fawn onto a wall and leaves, remembering we're here for the prophecy!

Regal Discord (546/615) Season 11 Episode 33: Champ's Eternal Suffering Pod

Episode Order: 33/51 Air Date: February 19, 2015

Synopsis: Neko chases after the ghost of Champ through the shadowy underground stairs of the academy, his paws scrambling on the cold stone steps where he suddenly loses footing and tumbles down the stairs. He crashes painfully onto the concrete floor below, finding himself in the abandoned maintenance tunnels where pipes drip with condensation and the air smells of rust and decay. Here, he discovers the ghost of Champ trapped in a giant pulsating core full of swirling Dark Matter, while strange White Out Drones patrol the perimeter, vaporizing anyone who gets too close with beams of searing white light. Neko cautiously enters the hidden facility where his eyes widen at the sight of dozens of containment pods lining the walls, their glass surfaces fogged with condensation. Some of them have failed, their seals broken, containing nothing but fine gray dust that floats sadly in the dim light. He spots Champ inside one of the intact pods, his features strained in agony as Dark Matter courses through his body. The cat tries desperately to claw at the pod's controls to free him, but suddenly, he's stopped by one of the White Out Drones that descends from above with mechanical precision. Neko holds up his tiny claws to battle until the drones decide to "pacify" him by claiming to be Imprismia's guardians, made to protect those from outside forces and that Champ is only a villain from a broken narrative they're systematically fixing. Neko attempts to slash his way to saving Champ, but when the drones therapize the situation as if something is deeply wrong with Neko's perception of reality. Their words worm their way into his mind, and then he sees Grim cackling in the darkness at the edge of his vision, those burning eyes filled with ancient knowing. Neko panics and runs off in terror, leaving Champ behind to be tormented for an eternity, never able to respawn and doomed to an eternity of being stripped away layer by layer and used as a Dark Matter farm. The drones are satisfied with Neko running off as he must not know the truth! Pussy! Meanwhile, in the Grand Hall, Fawn is drunk off her ass after the Prom, swaying unsteadily and making fun of students with slurred insults until Neko sneaks his way in and jumps onto the buffet table to make a commotion, knocking over trays of food as he tries desperately to use the scattered food items as makeshift puppets to tell everyone about Champ! But Fawn is too drunk to understand what's going on, her yellow-green eyes unfocused and her words slurred beyond comprehension, and Neko just gets unceremoniously kicked out by the guards who mutter about stray cats! Why the FUCK is no one listening to the cat? That's right, he can only meow! Such a stupid cosmic joke to be trapped with only the truth and no way to tell it. Grim appears again in Neko's reflection on a polished trophy, telling him that no matter how hard he tries, everyone sees a cute kitten, not a hero destined to save worlds. Neko snarls at Grim, his fur standing on end, still determined to let out the truth even if it kills him, and then, deep underground, Champ is being genetically engineered to fit Eris' attractions for males, his facial structure being modified, his muscles enhanced, his entire being reshaped to make Champ hotter.... OH GOD NO!

Regal Discord (547/615) Season 11 Episode 34: Sisters Uncover Truth Crystals

Episode Order: 34/51 Air Date: February 26, 2015

Synopsis: Following Barry's disappearance, the Empire puts up Wanted Posters all over Eden for the gnome's capture. Dead or Alive, the bounty is high enough to feed the whole Virideth tribe for a year. Ivy, the professional bounty hunter she is, is determined to find him and cash in. Fawn, on the other hand, isn't interested in the money. She wants answers. The two sisters form a reluctant, dysfunctional partnership, arguing over every goddamn detail while tracking Barry's trail through Eden's underbelly. Their investigation leads them to a grimy, abandoned warehouse district near the capital's lower levels. Inside one of the derelict buildings, Barry takes the comical disguise under a trenchcoat to sell them "drugs" that can enhance your magic to anyone who listens. But Fawn immediately points her arrow at the gnome, demanding he come clean. Barry cracks under pressure, revealing his entire scheme: the Fountain of Youth is a scam. It's not a fountain at all—it's a hidden laboratory deep beneath the Imperial Palace where they extract Life Essence from captured Remnants like Champ. The "Youth" Eutopia enjoys is stolen life, a parasitic ritual that keeps him alive while others fade into nothing. Barry explains he was the one who originally developed the extraction process, a crueler, more efficient version of what Dreadnought did with Gnomes, but he had a crisis of conscience and fled. Now he's trying to survive. Just as he finishes his confession, White Out drones burst into the warehouse and brutally tear Barry apart, making him cry as he recounts his 25 other funny brothers with "arry" in the end and claims the truth will never die! The drones then turn on Fawn and Ivy, preparing to "sanitize" the witnesses. Ivy manages to grab a discarded data crystal Barry dropped, and the sisters barely escape, now carrying the dangerous truth and then reality starts unwrapping. Barry is put back in his bed and told he did a great job at his job! A test to see if loyalty could be bought! FUCK! Barry's smile widens with insanity.

Regal Discord (548/615) Season 11 Episode 35: Blood-Splattered Target Practice

Episode Order: 35/51 Air Date: March 5, 2015

Synopsis: Drake and Lilith's assassin training kicks into high gear when Lilith decides to spill the beans on why she hates the Emperor so damn much. During a late-night sparring session in the academy's moonlit courtyard, the cool silver light glinting off their blades as they clash with metallic intensity, their clashing swords finally pause, hanging suspended in the tense air between them. Lilith opens up about her past with Drake being able to see movable memory bubbles floating by her brain—translucent spheres filled with flickering images and echoing sounds that drift just beside her head like ethereal satellites (because so we do both show AND tell). She reveals that the Order Dragon bloodline, her family, were once the Emperor's most trusted advisors and personal guards, their scales gleaming with honor as they stood sentinel over Eutopia's throne. They weren't just dragons; they were the architects of the Empire's early stability, the ones who helped Eutopia consolidate power through strategic alliances and military campaigns that crushed dissent beneath the Imperial boot. But her parents uncovered the truth behind the "Fountain of Youth"—the horrifying Remnant farms where countless beings were drained of life essence, the brutal eugenics programs designed to create a "perfect" human race, the whole fucking lie that sustained the Empire's glittering facade. When they confronted Eutopia with their discoveries, he branded them traitors and executed them publicly in the capital square, their draconic blood staining the cobblestones as Lilith was held back by Imperial guards. Lilith, just a child at the time, was forced to watch the gruesome spectacle, her own natural order magic sealed away by the Seven Virtues through a painful ritual that left her body scarred and her mind controllable. She was raised to think dragons were extinct, her true heritage buried beneath layers of Imperial propaganda, until Drake showed up, his chaotic presence somehow igniting her sealed power and her buried hatred like a spark to dry tinder. Drake, surprisingly, shows a flicker of empathy in his typically cold eyes, recognizing a kindred spirit in someone whose life was destroyed by the Empire's hypocrisy, his usual tactical detachment softening as he witnesses her pain. The two share a moment of unspoken understanding, their cold exteriors cracking just enough to let in a sliver of shared pain that connects them beyond mere alliance. Then, to celebrate their new understanding and channel their simmering rage, Lilith drags Drake to the academy's firing range where they can vent their frustrations through controlled violence. Drake tries his hand at a rifle, the unfamiliar weapon feeling awkward in his hands as he fires it maniacally at the emperor's portrait hanging as a target, bullets tearing through the painted face as Fawn watches in jealously from a nearby window! Why is he bonding with Lilith so easily when she's struggled to get past his emotional armor for months?! (Love Triangle Bullshit incoming!)

Regal Discord (549/615) Season 11 Episode 36: Casino Carnage for Coin (Luck Day)

Episode Order: 36/51 Air Date: March 12, 2015

Synopsis: Barry sprints through the streets, his lungs burning as he desperately searches for money to make his rent, the Wanted posters fluttering in the wind behind him as people point and whisper, recognizing the gnome on the run. In a stroke of absurd luck, he spots a rare four-leaf clover on the sidewalk and snatches it up, its delicate leaves seeming to pulse with emerald energy! Oh, this was what his race used to promise faith, hope, love, and his favorite... LUCK! Suddenly, everything changes. He finds a pouch of gold coins lying unattended in an alley and notices the Casino opening up! Huh... Money really does solve his problems as he decides to walk into the casino to gamble his way to enough money to pay off his debts. Still, the casino is crawling with mischievous thugs that want to mess with Barry and are rigging the slots to make Barry lose all of his money! The thugs, a ragtag group of human supremacists who hate non-humans enjoying "their" establishments, begin taunting Barry, mocking his height and his race as they crowd around him, their shadows falling over the gnome like threatening storm clouds. Barry attempts to use his sleaziness to cheat at Poker, Blackjack, and the Slot Machines, with his tactics working miraculously as the clover's luck bends probability in his favor, making slot machines spit out jackpots and giving him winning hands at cards. However, when a local mouse known "Earry" (The one with big ears, duh.) manages to come out looking all pimp, it pisses Barry off that it turns to a epic diss track over Barry roasting the fuck out of Earry, calling him a manhoe and claiming that his ears are so big that he can be a Mickey Mouse ripoff- FUCK! White Out Drones appear. They do not like copyright references, and Earry is immediately vaporized into a pile of shimmering dust that blows away in the casino's air conditioning. The crowd goes wild, thinking it's part of the show, and Barry's luck intensifies, using his cousins' death to help his gambling addiction. The thugs try to jump Barry, but the clover's luck makes every attack miss spectacularly—one slips on a freshly polished floor and crashes into a buffet table, another gets his arm stuck in a slot machine payout tray, and then the clock ticks 12 am (Get rekt) NO NO NO! Barry is face-to-face with an angry mountain of a man who proceeds to twist Barry into a balloon animal, and he's thrown out of the casino.

Regal Discord (550/615) Season 11 Episode 37: Brutus Wins, Reality Loses

Episode Order: 37/51 Air Date: March 19, 2015

Synopsis: Brutus is fucking overjoyed! It's the annual Orcish Gourmet Festival, the one time of year his particular brand of culinary chaos is celebrated rather than condemned! The whole academy is transformed into a chaotic cooking competition where the most explosive, unconventional dishes are considered the height of artistry. Brutus enters his "Molten Lava Chocolate Surprise," a dish that's literally molten magma contained in a chocolate shell, with the "surprise" being whether or not it will melt through the fucking plate and eat through the academy's foundation. He's pitted against a lineup of bizarre competitors: a Mad Scientist Dwarven Chef whose molecular gastronomy creations literally defy physics and try to eat the judges, a Psychotic Pirate Elf who specializes in deep-frying anything that moves, and a Mysterious Masked Gourmet who turns out to be Merlin in disguise, using magic to cheat at his own fucking competition! Brutus is in his element, a whirlwind of whisking and stirring and occasionally causing small explosions that add "authentic Orcish flavor" to his dishes. The final round is a cook-off against Merlin who forgot to take his schizo meds and is covered in vicious Dark Matter substances that keep fucking with his food, turning his angel cake into a literal screaming monster. Brutus, in a moment of accidental genius, uses his Plot Armor potion bottle as a secret ingredient, not realizing its true nature, creating a cake that warps reality and causes Brutus to find himself nearly in face with a Whiite Out Drone was it fires missiles at the cake! The ensuing reality-warping chaos temporarily suspends the rules of the competition, allowing Brutus's dish to win by default as Merlin is carted away to the infirmary by drones chanting "STABILITY AT ALL COSTS". Brutus is declared the Grand Champion, and as his prize, he gets a single, perfect vanilla bean. He's ecstatic, while Drake and Fawn facepalm so hard they probably give themselves concussions, covered in cake and regret. The fact that Brutus just casually used a reality-bending substance like it's fucking nutmeg goes completely over his head. Hah, Cake ate robot!

Regal Discord (551/615) Season 11 Episode 38: Museum of Genocide

Episode Order: 38/51 Air Date: March 26, 2015

Synopsis: The academy mandates a compulsory field trip to the Imperial War Museum, a grand structure filled with elaborate propaganda celebrating the Empire's brutal conquests under the guise of civilization's progress. Drake moves through the exhibits with a critical eye, quietly pointing out strategic flaws in the historical accounts to anyone who'll listen, his voice a low murmur of dissent among the oohs and aahs of his classmates. Fawn finds unexpected comfort in the climate-controlled environment, savoring the cool air against her skin as she examines the displays with practiced indifference. Brutus, meanwhile, is completely enthralled by a charred bone casually labeled "Food" in the prehistoric exhibit, his large frame blocking the display as he leans closer, drool practically dripping from his chin as he imagines the culinary possibilities. During a live reenactment of the "Great Cleansing," Fawn's sharp elven eyes catch something the other students miss— the "demonic Remnant" armor is actually crafted from Virideth wood with her people's distinctive markings carved into its surface. The realization hits her like a physical blow: this isn't history, it's a monument to the Empire's first major genocide against elves and other races. When Imperial guards notice her intense scrutiny and move to intervene with threatening gestures, Neko springs into action, leaping onto a nearby pedestal and sending a massive marble statue of Emperor Eutopia crashing to the floor with surprising force. In the ensuing chaos, Drake smoothly palms a data crystal Fawn had spotted tucked behind a false panel. Back at the academy, the crystal reveals horrifying truth—Magicite is growing directly from the terminal, pulsing with dark energy before transforming into writhing Dark Matter that nearly corrupts Fawn. Drake pulls her away just in time as a White Out Drone materializes in the corner of the room, its sterile presence exposing Eutopia's reign as built on mass murder and systematic cover-ups. The "demons" they fear are nothing but fabrications—the Empire itself is the real evil, feeding its citizens lies while bathing in the blood of innocents. The episode ends with Fawn staring in horror at the corrupted screen, her pale green skin nearly as white as the static playing across it. It wasn't just a war; it was a fucking purge.

Regal Discord (552/615) Season 11 Episode 39: Tiny Gods with Big Attitudes

Episode Order: 39/51 Air Date: April 2, 2015

Synopsis: Leafy and his dragon siblings have reached peak "tiny god" status, their cuteness now weaponized with terrifying efficiency. The academy is their playground, and Merlin is their favorite chew toy. The five dragons stage a "baby dragon hostage crisis," kidnapping Merlin's spellbook and flying all over Eden with it. Meanwhile, Neko has been invited mysteriously to a carnival which reminds him of the nightmares under the circus man and Grim's demonic calling, being mocked by scary figures in mascot suits. He's forced to endure being "it" in a terrifying game of hide-and-seek, his small form darting through twisted carnival corridors as he is come face to face with more Kaedran Kin, disguised as... fairy tales? The whole place is a show! Meanwhile, in the real world, Merlin, unable to use magic without his book, transforms into a helicopter himself—spinning his arms frantically and making whirring noises as he chases after the dragons through the city streets. It would be pathetic if it weren't so fucking effective. Rocco accidentally rolls through a bunch of guards, Aqua causes a flood in the market square by crying, and Bolt nearly electrocutes himself trying to land on a roof. Neko battles against Jack the Giant, a psychotic Marilyn the Lamb, and several other Kin in an ironic family-friendly fantasy setting, all while Grim appears through the Magicite Shards, reminding Neko's fear of death and that his fear of losing the Princess to unknown forces, and the Carnival turns alive after Magicite's growth causes the place to be filtered by Dark Matter smog and Neko finds himself walking through a horrible hallway of vicious remnants and locked demons gnawing at the cages with the echoing screams of something, where Eutopia is torn apart. His body fueling the real Fountain of Youth, being covered in a dark black goo, his body pulsating into his muscle's heart to make it bigger for Eris. Grim demands Neko to tell him this truth— or else— as Neko screeches and lets out a hiss, and the carnival returns to normal. Back in the real world, the dragon chaos reaches its peak when Blaze accidentally sets fire to the Imperial banner and then Merlin is about to attack them once and for all, but then groans after being shot by Neko?! What gives! Neko charges at Merlin with hissing and growling, but he gets flicked away by a neck-pinch from the wizard, and then he gets flashbacks of Eutopia's skin on his body before he slams Neko on the ground and starts purring?! What the fuck?! Merlin stops as he realizes that he was hurting a cat, and then Neko gets on his two feet as he flees in fear! The Elf Twins swung the door open with anger and demands Merlin to what is happening! Merlin's form teeters on the edge, Dark Matter seeping through his veins as the corruption fights for control. The once-brilliant Magicite crystals embedded in his skin flicker with dying light, their glow now reduced to a feeble pulse. His eyes flash between moments of clarity and blood-red darkness as he staggers, fingers clutching at his chest where the crystals pulse with unstable energy. Each breath comes harder than the last, his magical aura sputtering like a failing flame. Around him, the air grows thick with the stench of ozone and decay as Order magic and Dark Matter wage war within his fracturing consciousness.

Regal Discord (553/615) Season 11 Episode 40: Merlin Goes Full Demon

Episode Order: 40/51 Air Date: April 9, 2015

Synopsis: Merlin howls in horror before his demonic self corrupts him, using the hatchlings as elemental sprites that merge into his body, his outfit becoming a red and orange magical suit, with dragon features all over his skin as he becomes the Flame of the Depths, a evil dragon-man hybrid who proceeds to "educate" the Disaster Squad for their exam by literally judging them with a heavenly gaze. Fawn and Ivy just shoot at him, not giving a shit about what is happening, but the arrows get melted before they reach him. Brutus panics and tries to cook him a peace offering, which Merlin-Dragon finds insulting and nearly incinerates the Orc on the spot. Drake and Lilith had been relaxing in the garden after a night of some "battle practice" and get rudely interrupted when the building starts shaking. Drake bursts in to see his whole team getting their shit kicked in by a corrupted wizard who is throwing the entire academy at the garden! Drake and Lilith activate into their Dragon Forms and proceed to brutally fight the Flame of the Depths through the sky. The destruction is glorious and catastrophic. Half the academy is now a smoking crater. The fight reaches a brutal climax when Merlin-Dragon snarls about this being apart of the Emperor's Plan and the Prophecy, sending a laser beam through the clouds, but then Lilith screams at him that the Emperor only seeks to destroy him! That he was tricked, but he curses profanities at both dragons and declares he's going to KIDNAP the Princess as insurance against Drake! The heroes' eyes widen in horror as he creates a dimensional vortex to Eris's tower and grabs her right out of her bathtub adventures which gets him a towel slap as they both vanish, leaving the Disaster Squad to pick up the pieces and deal with the fact that the most powerful magic-user on the continent has just gone full fucking supervillain and is holding the Emperor's daughter hostage, and then Eutopia laughs maniacally upon the floating city known as Heaven. Something activates and the "friendly" humans nearby turn on the Disaster Squad, and Neko looks up freaking the fuck out! He's gotta save the princess from that fiend! Imprismia Phase 4:

Regal Discord - Season 12 Trailer Summary: In the final season of

Regal Discord, we ascend to celestial realms where divine stained paintings of the seven archangels herald humanity's greatest achievement—a paradise crafted from angelic benevolence, yet masking sinister truths beneath its heavenly facade. The celestial architecture stretches endlessly, with crystalline spires piercing golden clouds and celestial choirs echoing through marble halls that seem to absorb sound rather than reflect it. The stained glass depictions of the archangels glow with eerie luminescence, their perfect features somehow more terrifying than comforting, as if watching through colored glass at a world they've already judged and found wanting. As we journey beyond Eden's revealed sins to the resplendent heavens where Eutopia's glory reigns supreme, unsettling growls of demons challenge the serenity promised by the Angelic Spa's ministrations. The spa itself, a grotesque parody of purification, offers treatments that strip away morality and individuality, leaving behind hollow shells of former selves who smile with vacant eyes as they float in waters that look like liquid light but feel like imprisonment. This ultimate confrontation compels us to uncover the Prophecy's true author, whose identity has been hidden behind layers of divine manipulation and narrative control, expose White Out's hidden agenda that seeks not to preserve reality but to reduce it to predictable formulas, and question whether Judgment Day awaits as the angels claim or whether we enact the ultimate scheme ourselves by shattering the very framework that has defined our existence. As celestial gears turn with deafening precision and divine lights flicker between reassuring warmth and blinding hostility, prepare for a transcendent battle against God, angels, and Heaven itself to prevent humanity's obliteration. The battlefields will span from the glittering throne rooms of the celestial palace to the corrupted depths where angelic grace meets demonic rage, where silence speaks volumes and racing hearts herald the final revelation that the end marks but the beginning of Imprismia's ultimate truth—coming this July 2, 2015, to YouTube and Newgrounds, where salvation demands readiness and ignorance proves anything but bliss in the skies of our magical kingdom.

Regal Discord (554/615) Season 11 Episode 41: Jenkins' Ghost House Hell (Five Nights at Freddy's 3 Parody)

Episode Order: 41/51 Air Date: April 16, 2015

Synopsis: During Neko's capture of the princess and the loud noises all over Eden's gate as the Black Rot finally is unleashed upon the capital, the citizens begin panicking, and then Neko's cat-like curiosity accidentally sees Grim after he's taken for another phobia therapy session, and this time, Neko is floating in a void and proceeds to have a therapy session with himself to keep it together until the surroundings warp to a abandoned ghost attraction, where he is back as Pierre Jenkins, dressed in a clown costume as the attraction mascot known as Pogo The Clown! Oh No... He's in Periwinkle's Haunted House Attraction! Why do they even have this, he tries to escape until he snarls at childhood pictures and notices on the camera that there's a convicted criminal Periwinkle has killed and put in a costume to test Pierre's mental state! He must go through the five nights as a ghost buster, busting ghosts using a ghost vacuum, a flashlight, and ghost spray, many are just fragments of his father in a broke trailer while playing strange 8-bit games that represented Periwinkle's plan in radicalizing the child audience to becoming vigliantes! The ghosts try to destroy his camera and his animatronics malfunction if he doesn't catch the ghosts, but by the fifth night, he encounters his father's ghost as RoboRat with a human reaching out to Pierre, calling him son?! Pierre threatens to burn down this ghost house before the ghost vanishes, causing Jenkins to be met with a corporate head again, they reveal his constant failures have gotten him nowhere and that he is "fired" from his job for mental instability, but we have a even better position for this sad clown... MWHAHAHA! Jenkins fights against the touch of his captors before he wakes up in the alleyway with his head ringing and notices the kingdom is under attack! OH SHIT! Neko runs after Merlin's trail with Grim laughing like a mad wolf in the shadows!

Regal Discord (555/615) Season 11 Episode 42: Angel Purge

Episode Order: 42/51 Air Date: April 23, 2015

Synopsis: Fucking hell. The Black Rot has finally caused a outbreak in the Capital, a fucking BIBLICAL PLAGUE of puss, vomit, and existential despair. Screams tear through the air as the "imperfect" citizens—those whose genes didn't pass muster, the unlucky bastards born with a slight limp or "unattractive" features—begin to convulse. Their skin splits open as crystalline Magicite spikes burst through their flesh, their eyes glow with that hungry Dark Matter light, and they shamble forward as their genes swap and Eutopia watches from the sky with a cigar, confirming this is apart of the plan before going to meet the Seven Virtues about their final preparations for both the Dragons to arrive where he needs them to. He announces a grand fucking miracle to the panicked masses: a city-wide purification, led by the smuggest cunts in all of Kaedros, the angels descending from Heaven's sterile fucking womb to "cleanse" the unworthy. Their arrival is a spectacle of blinding white light and patronizing smiles, their presence supposed to bring hope but only radiating the chilling certainty of extinction. They get to work, their "purification" a fucking euphemism for systematic execution. People are dragged from their homes, their "impurities" diagnosed with casual cruelty by feathered fucks who wouldn't know compassion if it bit their halo off. Brutus, bless his simple heart, is completely fucking lost. He sees the angels and his brain, tuned to food, where he runs over a desert with Drakes frying pan to cook them some "angel food cake." Yeah, good luck with that, you magnificent idiot. The angels, their serene masks slipping for a second use a magnifying glass to spot for the two dragons as they play, "BLEND IN!" Drake and Lilith are forced to play the part of terrified civilians, hiding their scaly asses in plain sight. Drake glares at Barry yelling about a big dragon but immediately, a angel pulls apart the gnome's guts which freaks everyone out and he's on the floor, bleeding to death! The angels suspect the civilians are staging a coup, time to retreat for now... Merlin, put the princess in a eternal tower! Merlin, having a magical argument with his Dark Matter infested arm, waves his good arm, creating a goddamn fortress of shifting geometry and magical defenses around the captured Princess. Eris, now a prisoner in her own fucking gilded cage, glares at Merlin, who’s bashing his muscles like a deranged demon!

Regal Discord (556/615) Season 11 Episode 43: Neko's Carnival of Nightmares

Episode Order: 43/51 Air Date: April 30, 2015

Synopsis: The episode opens with Barry crawling through a fucking gutter, his tiny gnome guts practically dragging on the ground. That angelic disembowelment should have been the end, but this greasy little cockroach just won't fucking die. He drags himself into a grimy back-alley surgeon’s office where Neko bursts down the door, using the cat door to see the gnome about to be sawed open to get rid of his disease. Barry's "Good Ending" gets fucking aborted as he pathetically tries to bribe Neko with the location of the next bakery with a scavenger hunt with the gnome's green blood splattering across the scavenger hunt with the list fading away as he dies. Neko, eyes wide with a "What the fuck?" look at the list, but then Grim emerges from the shadows, a twisted fucking smile on his wolf-like face. "YOU NEED ME," he hisses at Grim and notices a escape and runs over the sky, where he sees the tower from the distance and does epic parkour across the city as angels fly around, capturing people and forcing them into the fucking sky! Neko, his little cat heart pounding, feels a surge of his old Jenkins instincts kicking in. He has to save the princess, but this time... it feels different. It's not just about a stupid quest; it's a desperate, clawing need to fix something, anything, in this collapsing shithole of a world. He reaches the base of Merlin's fucking insane tower. It's a nightmare of shifting blocks, impossible geometry and hellish runes, but then he notices Fawn and Ivy sniping angels from a distant clock tower where their arrows puncture their chests, making them fall to the floor, dead. But they keep fucking respawning! How the fuck are they respawning- Oh My God, PLOT ARMOR! Fawn fucking spots Drake, who’s been using his fire breath to melt through angelic barriers, clearing a path for Brutus, who’s still trying to cook an angel with his frying pan, creating a smoke cloud that Lilith has to dissipate with her Order magic. She sees the cat and gestures for him to climb. Neko nods and starts climbing the tower, trying to keep his fear of heights... Think about Eris!

Regal Discord (557/615) Season 11 Episode 44: Tower of Bullshit Tropes

Episode Order: 44/51 Air Date: May 7, 2015

Synopsis: Drake and Lilith tear into the tower's lobby, which is less a lobby and more a fucking magical meat grinder. Floating swords, walls that sprout spikes, and gravity that keeps reversing like a sadistic rollercoaster. There's several dimensional warps from sketched lines and sci-fi lasers in the room, as if a demon is fighting an angel, and that angel is winning! They fight their way through this bullshit, a whirlwind of dragon fire and ordered destruction, their movements almost perfectly in sync. They reach the next floor, a vast library filled with books that scream when you touch them. It's here they finally have a fucking moment to breathe, and the weight of everything crashes down on them. They're both dragons, both outsiders, both tasked with impossible fucking roles in a prophecy neither believes in. Fawn spots Drake and Lilith catching their breath and a surge of possessive, jealous rage boils up inside her. "Some of us are actually trying to save your ungrateful ass, Drake!" she yells, her arrow nocked and pointed not at an enemy, but at the ceiling in sheer frustration. Until, suddenly Merlin starts rocking the tower back and forth, causing all the shelves to fall over and the two dragons almost die but are protected by a invisible barrier, just as they almost kiss, and then they look away as Lilith proceeds to talk about how she's tired of Eutopia's shit and Drake asks if they just wanna kill the emperor already?! The two start making plans, but then the floor starts to warp into a kitchen where the floor turns into a twisted fairy tale of a teacup ride, as if an old lady with a cupcake for a head is trying to kill them! Drake activates his fire runic magic and melts the cupcake to reveal a deformed Lady-of-the-Lake-style fairy godmother, who has a wish of a younger appearance, and the fucker traps the two in a magical mockup of "dragon school" with them as teen dragons, where the sadistic asshole teacher gives them a pop quiz on the history of Drakzorian oppression! If they fail, they'll be trapped in a never-ending cycle of teenage angst and bad dragon haircuts forever. And they're fucking failing. Hard. The questions are bullshit propaganda, but the magic is forcing them to believe it! Until, Drake sighs and calls for Fawn and Ivy's help, admitting he needs them! Then, the teacher is brutally shot by Fawn's arrows and turns into a cupcake splatter, and Ivy grabs a piece and puts it in a test tube... Ivy proceeds to use this as evidence of fairies being bad for the Empire. Fawn wonders whatever that was and Drake lies and says it was a illusion. Fawn knows he's lying, and this secret between him and Lilith is just gonna get them kill and then they see the door open!

Regal Discord (558/615) Season 11 Episode 45: Brutus Dies LOL

Episode Order: 45/51 Air Date: May 14, 2015

Synopsis: Emperor Eutopia greets the confrence of Virtues, his face a mask of serene fucking confidence. He lays out his "Final Solution" like he's presenting a fucking business plan. Phase One: The Purge. Angels and Royal Guard work together to "relocate" all non-human citizens to "quarantine zones." The slide show shows images of these zones: they're fucking mass graves. Phase Two: The Harvest. The bodies of the "undesirables" will be processed, their life essence extracted and this will include the slaughter of all "woke" citizens who don't agree to the Empire, this is an conserative anime after all! Isn't that right, Virtues? They nod their heads in holy obedience. Eutopia gets the order of getting Champ's old body to get remade into a better image while an agent from Dreadnought Inc. states their Magicite will help power this new Paradise! The Virtues, their faces glowing with fanatical zeal, eat this shit up. They see demons everywhere, and this is the only way to cleanse their precious fucking Eden. But it's all a fucking lie. A charade. Eutopia isn't planning to use this life essence to save Eden. He's going to use it to charge a massive fucking cannon, a weapon designed to elevate Heaven into the atomosphere and cause a rain of fire upon all of Kaedros. He's not saving anyone; he's securing his own godhood, and the Virtues are just going to become beneath his rule! Just as he prepared the death of his daughter and the civilians as a betrayal while they're praying to him. The scene cuts to Brutus, who's been distracted by the smell of baking bread wafting from a hidden bakery within the tower. He follows his nose, his simple mind utterly oblivious to the cosmic battle raging around him. The source is Neko, perched on a balcolny eating the angel food cake and hissing at Brutus, ready to fight him before Brutus asks if he can have a bite of the cat food. Neko is about to give out the leftovers with his frail claws but Merlin summons a earthquake, causing Brutus to fall off the tower and Neko tries to help him, but his fatness proves too much and Brutus falls to his death, creating a loud thud! Just as it seemed like Brutus was dead, he looked up with a thumbs up! Neko chuckled in relief and charges into the next floor as Brutus gets swarmed by White Out Drones extracting his plot armor and confirming his role has ran out of usefulness! Brutus gets smashed by a White Out Drone! Brutus just died! Oh Well, bro never got the cake! Told ya it was a lie and the cat was bad luck!

Regal Discord (559/615) Season 11 Episode 46: Champ's Harem Hell

Episode Order: 46/51 Air Date: May 21, 2015

Synopsis: Drake and Lilith stand on the edge of the world, or at least Merlin's fucked-up approximation of one. All of Kaedros' remains is becoming apart of Dark Matter as it slowly gets swallowed by a large sinkhole! White Out Swarms are sent to fix the glitch as it's becoming more unstable with glitches! Lilith and Drake step into the next fairy tale room to kill whoever is here and it's Champ's supposed universe and Drake gasps in horror. It's a preview of Champ's original twisted world—a land of perpetually horny chicks, overpowered skills handed out like party favors, and villains so stupid they practically defeat themselves. It's a goddamn paradise for a loser like him. Drake looks at this pathetic, saccharine shithole and the realization hits him like a ton of bricks: this is what the A.C.S. wants. This is the sanitized, predictable, fan-service-filled garbage it considers "quality storytelling." This is the "balanced" system White Out is trying to enforce. A wave of pure, unadulterated nihilism washes over him. If this is the alternative, if a world like Champ's is the "good" ending, then he's not just fighting Eutopia. He's fighting the very concept of a "good" ending. He's fighting to burn the whole fucking system down. The Two Dragons battle their way through a literal dating sim, a harem of faceless, giggling anime tropes trying to smother them with affection. Drake vomits fire in disgust, incinerating a "Tsundere" and a "Kuudere" who scream in death as the world starts crashing down until Drakke is met with the horrific screams of trafficked women getting raped if anime was taken seriously... Was the maids worth it, Champ? How many women did you break for it Screams ensue and Lilith is teleported to a weird Visual Novel cliche world about the prince and the thief, where she finds the reason why she is to fall in love with Drake? FUCK THAT! She tears through the Vinel Novel with bloody fists and the world crashes down as the Drake fights his way through a world of exposition, forced drama, and bullshit power-ups while saving fictional women from the evil male rapists, disguised as small lifeless toys. They finally reach the core of the floor—the heart of the "Main Character System." It's a glowing pedestal, and sitting on it is a small, shimmering vial of Plot Armor. But it immediately gets shattered by a snarling White Out Drone... and then Fawn and Ivy kicks the drone in the face, causing it to shatter before it teleports away. Fawn stares at the glowing dust, then at Drake, her eyes demanding an explanation. Drake just shakes his head, a grim, knowing look on his face. He doesn't have to say a word. Then, the tower shakes once again and a wall splits Lilith and Ivy away from Drake and Fawn! Oh No, how will our drunk protagonist and dragon in denial get along?!

Regal Discord (560/615) Season 11 Episode 47: Kiss During Apocalypse

Episode Order: 47/51 Air Date: May 28, 2015

Synopsis: Finally when Drake and Fawn reach the actual final floor, they're greeted by a spectral, ghostly hand. It's a hologram of Barry, and he looks different. No longer the sniveling, greedy gnome, he has a strange, serene confidence. His ghost flickers, solidified by the tower's magic. The Barry Projection lays it all out. The entire fucking thing—the tower, the siege, the angels, the Black Rot—was a massive, orchestrated distraction. The ultimate fuck-you from Eutopia. While everyone, dragons, zombies, and angels alike, was focused on this one goddamn tower, Eutopia activated his true endgame: the Convergent Dynasty has fused with Heaven! Barry's tone shifts, a flicker of ancient knowledge passing through his spectral form but Fawn smashes the terminal, interrupting Barry's connection and claims she can figure it out herself! Drake, having recovered from the sight of a competent Barry, looks at Fawn, a flicker of something other than annoyance in his eyes. Fawn, emboldened by her sudden importance and maybe just a little drunk from that flask she keeps pulling out, meets his gaze. The "girl's night" talk about finding someone real, the beach episode's fleeting moment of connection—it all crashes back into them. In the middle of a cosmic warzone, surrounded by death and betrayal, they finally stop dancing around it. They kiss. It's not gentle. It's desperate, messy, and filled with all the anger and frustration they've been throwing at each other for months. It's a fucking disaster, and it's the most honest thing either of them has ever done. Then, Neko crashes through the window, having apparently been yeeted there by a rogue spell. He looks at the kissing couple, lets out a long-suffering meow of pure "Can you two focus?!" Drake and Fawn break apart, a mix of shock, embarrassment, and lingering passion on their faces. They see the cat and the urgency returns to their eyes and the cat gestues his paws at them to follow him, as he has a way to get back to Lilith and Ivy while reality collapses for like the billionth time!

Regal Discord (561/615) Season 11 Episode 48: Paintings That Scream

Episode Order: 48/51 Air Date: June 4, 2015

Synopsis: Neko leads Drake and Fawn through a spooky hallway full of ghost paintings, the very essence of his worst fucking nightmares. He's literally walking through his past lives—Pierre Jenkins in a creepy circus, Bitrot in a corrupted digital wasteland, Cubert freezing in the post-apocalyptic ice. The cat is visibly trembling, his fur on end, but he forces himself forward, his need to save Eris overriding his crippling anxiety as Fawn and Drake hold hands awkwardly but keep their guard up for anything. Suddenly, the goddamn paintings come to life! A army of phantom jesters, corrupted sprites, and frozen abominations pour out of the walls. Drake and Fawn are back-to-back, a whirlwind of fire and arrows, tearing through the spectral army as Neko scrambles between their legs, a furry little panic attack. Neko spots Grim, the shadowy wolf demon, lurking at the end, taunting him to stand in the face of potential death in a world that wants him to suffer in despair! Neko unleashes a different kinda of roar, a desperate, guttural sound. He calls upon his past lives! For a split second, Jenkins' cocky grin flashes across his face, Bitrot's digital-static eyes flicker, and Cubert's icy determination solidifies his stance. He LEAPS, not at Grim, but at a massive, loose chunk of ornate wall trim high above the demon. He slams into it with all his combined might, and the power of his memories gives him the strength, bringing the whole fucking section of ceiling crashing through, revealing Lilith and Ivy standing there, a bit surprised, while Drake and Fawn have an amused look on their faces. Grim is buried under tons of rubble, his laughter turning to a gurgle of surprise. Neko lands, panting, a fucking hero. He gives a triumphant, albeit shaky, meow, a silent "I'm not just a cat, you furry fuck!" Now, the four heroes are reunited, ready to storm the final level. Oh yeah, Brutus is dead by the way, Neko shows a painting of a dead orc and everyone shrugs. Who? Oh... NO!

Regal Discord (562/615) Season 11 Episode 49: Physics? More Like Physics-Less

Episode Order: 49/51 Air Date: June 11, 2015

Synopsis: The reunited Disaster Squad—Drake, Fawn, Lilith, and Ivy—finally breach the fucking throne room. It's not a room; it's a pocket dimension of pure, unadulterated chaos. The laws of physics are mere suggestions here, with islands of floating debris twisting in a nonsensical spiral. And at the center of it all is Merlin, or what's left of him. He's no longer the Flame of the Depths. He's a goddamn hole in reality. A pulsating, screaming vortex of Dark Matter and Order magic, his form stretching and twisting like a cosmic taffy pull between two opposing forces. The air itself is tearing apart around him, the sound a deafening symphony of a million souls being unmade. Oh My GOD! The Squad goes fucking ham on him! Drake becomes a hurricane of draconic fire, Lilith a lance of pure, piercing Order, Fawn a storm of arrows, and Ivy a whirlwind of precise, deadly strikes. They hit him with everything they have, but it's like throwing pebbles at a black hole. Their attacks are absorbed, twisted, or simply vanish into the nothingness and everything that is sent out is a sapient object made with Dark Matter ready to corner all of them! Neko searches for the princess during the distraction, yelling out her name in meows as the princess is screaming in terror! Merlin's fractured consciousness projects images of his torture at Vladistay's hands, of his brother's betrayal, of his slow, agonizing transformation into this abomination. He's not fighting them; he's lashing out at the world, a wounded animal caught in an eternal trap. Fawn, after barely dodging a chair that attacks with teeth and claws, fucking loses it. She's had enough of this "tragic villain" bullshit. In a moment of pure, drunken clarity, she bellows the one thing Merlin needs to hear: "VLADISTAY IS FUCKING DEAD, YOU IDIOT! HE'S-" Suddenly, Merlin's conciousness goes blank and Neko is stopped by the entrance of Emperor Eutopia's grin with a more authortive voice, claiming he knew it all along! That Merlin was a traitor from the very beginning and Drake is seen more confused than ever, did Eutopia just say... that the Emperor was shocked to see Merlin's "betrayal." What fucking game is this tyrant playing? Lilith and Ivy's eyes are wide, a chilling dawning horror on their faces. They've been played. The entire siege, the tower, the monster they've been fighting—it was all a goddamn performance, and Eutopia is the fucking conductor. Drake and Lilith are prepared to fight off the Emperor once and for all.

Regal Discord (563/615) Season 11 Episode 50

Episode Order: 50/51 Air Date: June 18, 2015

Synopsis: Eutopia's smile is soul-crushing. He ignores Merlin reconstituting on the floor, his gaze fixed on Drake and Lilith. The prophecy, he declares, was never a prediction but a job description—he needed a Chaos and Order Dragon as power sources to punch a hole in reality and achieve immortality to worship God. Neko's eyebrow raises—how can someone believe in gods in a simulation with constant resets and genre shifts? Eutopia snaps his fingers, lowering a cage containing Eris, who reaches out as her father's delusional religious fanaticism intensifies. Drawing his Holy Sword, Eutopia cackles before leaping into battle with a huge cross behind him. Drake and Lilith charge immediately, refusing to be batteries. They unleash their full power in a cataclysmic storm of chaos and order, fire and light. Fawn and Ivy provide support while Neko uses the distraction to save Eris. It's a spectacle, but Eutopia is terrifyingly different—he uses his Holy Sword like a scalpel, each movement imbued with divine right. He's studied their moves, dissecting their partnership. When Lilith attempts to flank, he blocks her path with a shockwave of holy energy. Drake's torrential fire is absorbed by Eutopia's swirling light shield—he's winning through belief, not power. Manically laughing about God granting him immortality, Eutopia reveals a screen showing Remnants dipped in Dark Matter soup, transforming into monsters to justify his crusade. Suddenly, Neko finds the key and frees Eris. She grabs a machete, slices off her father's head, and devours it whole before the Virtues can bless him. The cannibalism spreads Dark Matter into Eris, who collapses on Neko's lap, growing horns and claws. As the tower crumbles, the quartet heads for the heavenly elevator, leaving the now transformed Eris grinning behind them. They reach the top to see... Heaven. The top of all Kaedros. Is Eutopia actually dead or did he use the fountain of youth earlier? his body starts reassembling itself with tentacles growing

Regal Discord (564/615) Season 11 Episode 51: Daddy Issues Get Solved With Cannibalism (SEASON FINALE)

Episode Order: 51/51 Air Date: June 25, 2015

Synopsis: The Elevator Music plays like a cozy church but that's a FUCKING LIE! The saccharine melody echoes against metallic walls, making Drake's scales itch. Suddenly, the elevator screeches as Eutopia's tentacles wrap around the tubes. Violent shaking freaks everyone out as noise blares at a frequency causing Neko's eyes to bleed crimson tears. Reality dissolves like wet paper around them. White tentacles with god-like power yank apart elevator wires, divine energy crackling as they're scattered in heaven. Eutopia's tentacles grab them with sickening wet sounds, his booming voice claiming they'll never get to heaven—they're going to hell! Drake bites a tentacle, tasting foul Dark Matter and divine corruption, then frees himself and summons fire to fight Eutopia's new tentacle monster form. Fawn and Ivy take cover behind a disturbingly solid cloud, firing arrows at Eutopia's eyes as he screams in agony, shattering crystalline structures. Lilith and Drake combine their dragon abilities, chaos and order magic intertwining to blast a hole in the monstrosity until Eutopia fires a bullet at Eris. Neko jumps in view, taking the strike, but sees Eris conscious with glowing demonic eyes, clobbering her father with newfound strength, sending him tumbling into clouds where angels pelt him with ice pellets. Eutopia regains composure, threatening to demolish the elevator and drag them to hell, but Eris uses her Dark Matter powers to kidnap his soul, turning him into a pathetic shadow! Who's ruling the Empire now? Suddenly, Eutopia's remaining tentacles fling the gang into different heavens with violent force. As Eutopia shatters the elevator, his mind enveloped in Dark Matter, he charges at Heaven uncontrollably until confronted by the fearful Seven Virtues. He claims innocence until reminded he's just a puppet! Eutopia pleads for his life before the Virtues perform a horrific exorcism, their divine energy sucking his blood and exploding his body across the heavens. Eris shrinks back to normal with only claws, falling through clouds clutching Neko. She wakes in the strange Temple of YinYang with others recovering as local news details Eutopia's mysterious death on a magical projection. HUH? Season 12

Regal Discord (565/615) Season 12 Episode 1: Queen of Dead Daddy Issues

Episode Order: 1/51 Air Date: July 2, 2015

Synopsis: Eris watches her father's murder and screams, her Dark Matter corruption becoming unstable, taking the form of horns and claws. She's the new queen, inheriting a collapsing empire. As she absorbs the news, she is taken in by one of the Virtues where she overlooks the entire empire from below and awkwardly introduces her as the Queen of Kaedros—addressing her as a "sweet, gentle child" who will help them rebuild paradise as she is greeted with a sea of applause. Eris's demon powers uncontrollably activate during mentioning her cat, which makes her a immediate subject and she flies away to the Temple of YinYang, where Neko has disappeared, and one of the Virtues (Charity) visits her and warns her of her father's death, where she reveals of a threatening demon invasion coming soon and Eris needs to be taught how to properly love, to which Eris is about to be touched, but then Neko leaps out and attacks the Virtue, catching her off guard with surprise kicks to the face! Neko hisses as he guards Eris, and Charity’s calm smile stays put despite Neko's attack... No Matter, the demon invasion will come and won't be a problem when Eris becomes the queen of nothing, she mutters to herself as she says it. Eris whispers a long-term plan to Neko that's incomprehensible to the audience, they have to find the Fountain of Youth and they have to destroy it! At the same time, the Temple serves as a hideout for Drake and Fawn, who are confused about their relationship while Lilith and Ivy are nowhere to be found. Fawn opens up about the tragedy of Brutus, saying she didn't hate him that much, and that he was family to her as she briefly cries into Drake's shoulders. Now they're stuck in Heaven with a bunch of fanatical Virtues commanding them while the below is hell on earth!

Regal Discord (566/615) Season 12 Episode 2: Order Dragon gets Re-Educated

Episode Order: 2/51 Air Date: July 9, 2015

Synopsis: Lilith awakens in a Heaven "therapy room"—a white space with padded walls and a solidified Light table. She's restrained by Order magic beams, pinned to a chair. Across from her sits Diligence, wearing a placid smile for this "re-education session." His infuriatingly calm voice explains her "defiance" stems from demonic influence requiring correction. Lilith snarls, calling him a fanatic and demanding Drake's location. Diligence shows her crystalline tablet displaying Drake being "evaluated" by Chastity in a sterile arena. Drake's Chaos magic is being nullified as he's permanently placed as Chastity's target practice toy. Seeing Drake brutalized, Lilith's hidden Order magic surges, breaking her restraints. Before she can fight Diligence, he vanishes into a shrine and Ivy breaks down the door. Ivy helps Lilith escape, revealing a passage—actually a dimensional seam in Heaven's architecture overlooked by the Virtues. They crawl through the tight shaft, the sterilized air giving way to wet earth and distant machinery. They drop not into paradise but a massive industrial complex built into Heaven's bedrock. Dreadnought Inc. operates here, where Hope-collared Remnants are stripped of their essence, funneled directly into the Fountain of Youth. The Fountain isn't just a Kaedran secret—it's the engine powering Heaven, and the Remnants they've hunted aren't refugees but fuel. The Seven Virtues' statues come alive, grinning as they confront Lilith and Ivy, ready to kill them. It's time to save some remnants!

Regal Discord (567/615) Season 12 Episode 3: Angelica Spa Lobotomy Edition

Episode Order: 3/51 Air Date: July 16, 2015

Synopsis: Eris and Neko make their way through the Angelica Spa for the legendary VIP spa tickets they found earlier. The spa is a nightmare of sanitized horror—patrons sit in pulsating light pools, their faces slack and empty as machines extract "negative emotion." White-robed technicians with serenely blank expressions monitor readouts, offering complacent assurances about achieving "serenity." Eris is suddenly pelted with a pacifying gas that makes her lazy immediately, getting Neko frustrated about potentially being caught, so he has to tend for the princess while using the gases to explode the Spa. Humility then comes out, declaring to turn in the corrupted princess as her horns and claws get bigger as she is just about to give into the temptations, but then a black portal from the ground opens up and Drake jumps out, transformed in Dragon Form, grabbing Eris and the cat. He gets hit by holy magic as Humility prepares to shoot them. Fawn, drunk off holy liquor, surprises them by jumping down from a cloud to meet them, causing a massive explosion that obliterates the spa and she throws a glitter bomb made out of magicite that spells, "KILL YOURSELF, BOZOS!" The group jumps back into the portal, ending back up at the Temple of YinYang, which has been partially reconstructed into a command center. Ivy uncovers the shocking truth from terminal data: the entire simulation is being invaded by evil remnants? Then, Drake notices the spirits aren't mad at the simulation but at something... Until suddenly, the Seven Virtues place a bounty on all of them for causing quite the commotion! They're knocked out by Magicite Dust until Fawn dreams of Marigold coming back to life as some fae goddess?! IS THAT YOU?

Regal Discord (568/615) Season 12 Episode 4: The Slap Heard 'Round Heaven

Episode Order: 4/51 Air Date: July 23, 2015

Synopsis: Drake dreams about kissing Lilith while Fawn watches with jealousy—that's where he wakes up, face to face with Fawn's intense stare. He jabs him awake and slaps him for the fantasy, growling that they need to find Ivy. Meanwhile, Ivy and Lilith are captured by White Out drones and brought to the Virtues' council chamber. The room's crystalline walls hum with oppressive energy as the Virtues pass judgment. Kindness speaks with chilling benevolence, branding them "demon-tainted" for their contact with Eris. Their punishment? Not death, but a "spiritual realignment"—forced baptism to wash all of the excess "Demonic" Energy inside them which means, Drake finds out that they're made out of Dark Matter, all the lifeforms are! After all, magic is a virus... Drake then gets a plan, having to break into the baptismal chamber by using himself as a distraction. Fawn, in a rare moment of genius (or drunken inspiration), suggests creating a divine "disturbance." She uses her archery skills to trigger the cathedral's massive bells, creating a deafening cacophony that throws the Virtues' concentration into chaos. Drake slips inside and finds Ivy and Lilith strapped to a slab of ice, their powers being forcibly "purified" away by the Virtues' holy magic. He cuts their bonds with a flaming blade, and they make a chaotic escape, but not before a frantic Lilith shares a brief, heated glance with Drake—awkward! Back at the Temple, Eris is confronted by the spirit of Eutopia's ghost, who angrily tries to haunt her but finds himself forced to Eris' will as he is tortured by the demoness for refusing to cooperate by stabbing her father's soul over and over again with her horns, and he screams in pure agony as he is forced to live with his daughter forever! (What a wholesome family!)

Regal Discord (569/615) Season 12 Episode 5: Unity Day Mandatory Fun Time

Episode Order: 5/51 Air Date: July 30, 2015

Synopsis: The Seven Virtues announce a mandatory "Unity Day" celebration—because nothing screams unity like a forced party under penalty of fucking purification. Our anti-heroes: Drake (already planning arson), Fawn (sneaking flask nips between forced smiles), and the recently rescued Lilith and Ivy (both looking like they want to stab someone infiltrate the festival to track destruction. The celebration is a grotesque parody of community: citizens with eerily identical smiles perform choreographed dances while Virtue statues watch with glowing, judgmental eyes. White Out drones float above, ready to "correct" any deviation or potential demonic effect on their happy place. Eris and Neko attend in heavy, hooded cloaks, trying to stay incognito while Neko's fur stands up at the sight of Grim standing over a dark puddle in the center of the square, his form stretched and twisted like a nightmare reflection in the murky water. He angrily tells him that he is foolish to think he can hide any trace of your past, your Dark Matter to a bunch of sanitized psychos who worship a system that wants him dead. Neko lashes out at the phantom, only to pass right through as if Neko is the actual one imagining the monster. The crowd's forced joy suddenly shifts into aggression, their expressions turning hateful as they close in on the cloaked pair. Eris picks up Neko and cackles, claiming that she totally learned her manners and Neko is insane (as she reassures Neko) before her demonic corruption takes hold. She jumps high into the air and fires a massive black-purple energy wave that incinerates the entire square, leaving only smoldering ruins and screaming survivors. But it is all over? The Seven Virtues appear, their faces twisted with fury... Ok that's it, these fuckers have refused to behave... Time for some special intervention! Let's install behavioral nerfs and truly force them to become mindless civilians! Without free will! Time for the Disaster Squad to evade the Virtues' manipulations of being the "bad guys"!

Regal Discord (570/615) Season 12 Episode 6: Marigold's Back as a Bitch

Episode Order: 6/51 Air Date: August 6, 2015

Synopsis: HAPPY 11 YEARS OF IMPRISMIA! Turns out Fawn wasn't imagining Marigold in her drunken stupor—it was a psychic call from the Springs of Hope, which got brought into Heaven where the fairies got protection from the angels and join them as obedient followers, and Marigold joined them in a heartbeat! Eris stumbles upon the springs in a hidden corner of the Temple of YinYang, finding it full of completely naked fairies (another fanservice joke, lmao) and it reveals Marigold, alive but different—her eyes hold the same cosmic horror, but her form is stable, held together by the Springs' magic. She happily greets her distant friend, Fawn, and briefly reunites with the Disaster Squad! Fawn is confused on how Marigold even came back after being destroyed by her adoptive father, Vladistay, and Marigold explains that her wish to Merlin was actually her sacrifice and she could only be brought back to life where Fairies are the happiest. Anyways, wanna have another girl's night out at the spa? Fawn reluctantly disagrees until she gets into the soothing water, feeling Marigold's dark fairy tale with her sisters infect her soul and cause her to briefly turn into a giant fairy with a single, massive eye—DO IT! IT FEELS SO GOOD! The other fairies cackle as they convince Fawn that this feeling of hope and optimism is what will prevent her from becoming a slave to Dark Matter. However, when Marigold reveals that she's been helping the Seven Virtues capture Hope-collared Remnants to power the Springs and maintain her "resurrection," Fawn snaps out of it. The eye on her forehead vanishes as she realizes the Springs run on the same Remnant-soul-extraction as the Fountain. Marigold is no savior—she's a warde! Fawn has a argument with Marigold over this but then Fawn leaves, rejecting Marigold's friendship with the fairy confused and lost on whatever happened...

Regal Discord (571/615) Season 12 Episode 7: Grim's Pixel Art Mindfuck

Episode Order: 7/51 Air Date: August 13, 2015

Synopsis: Neko has been trying to rid himself of Grim, his mental manifestation, for days, sensing someone watching him in the temple. Eris, using her demonic powers to perceive psychic entities, has been able to see Grim all along. Flattered, Neko takes a nap on a sofa, entering another twisted nightmare where he transforms into Bitrot from Cosmic Entropy. He finds himself in a higher dimensional plane with pixel art graphics, initially mistaken by the Simulator as a glitch, prompting the simulation's antivirus to attack both him and Eris's virtual avatar. Bitrot protests his identity as a Cosmic Entropy character, gaining system recognition. Neko, as Bitrot, traverses a distorted Kaedros with floating islands, corrupted data streams, and glitching NPCs. He encounters Grim, who mocks his attempts to escape his past. Eris intervenes, calling Grim a "Shadowlurker" and insulting him. Neko engages Grim in a pixelated boss battle against a giant glitching wolf while the Simulator observes and Eris is blocked by walls of fire. After defeating Grim in the virtual reality, they reawaken, but Eris reveals she saw something familiar behind the wolf: a human Neko knows all too well.

Regal Discord (572/615) Season 12 Episode 8: The Sizzle in the Cathedra

Episode Order: 8/51 Air Date: August 20, 2015

Synopsis: Barry's cousin Marry escapes Kaedros and reaches Heaven, hoping to find salvation and convert to Christianity. Lilith sees an opportunity to gather intelligence and pretends to help the irritating convert despite his constant flirting, which results in her punting him across celestial streets and even using him as a ball in gnome bowling. While Marry tries to convert Lilith, she secretly considers him food. Playing along with his fanaticism, they navigate Heaven's pristine architecture to the Virtues' cathedral, where Lilith plans to use him as a distraction. Inside, they witness the Seven Virtues arguing with Eutopia's ghost, who accuses them of betrayal. The Virtues dismiss him coldly. When Marry interrupts to declare his devotion, the scene cuts to his corpse roasting in the cathedral courtyard. His spirit appears as a miserable ghost above his charred remains, finally understanding Heaven's truth too late.

Regal Discord (573/615) Season 12 Episode 9: Brutus with Extra Cannibalism

Episode Order: 9/51 Air Date: August 27, 2015

Synopsis: Drake, Fawn, and Ivy infiltrate a Dreadnought Inc. mine in Heaven's underbelly, seeking dirt on the Empire's operations. The mine is a hellscape with enslaved Gnomes mining raw Magicite that pulses with malevolent energy. Colorling Patrols, avian ice-beasts, circle above. They overhear Ragnar, who survived the Ogruth Tribe massacre and is now plotting revenge against the Disaster Squad. He spots the dragons and orders his men to fire. Drake lunges into battle, tearing apart robotic enforcers with feral rage. Fawn's arrows hit joints in the massive drill rigs, while Ivy overloads control consoles. Amid the chaos, they discover Ragnar has allied with the Virtues, trading Dark Matter for divine protection and money, having grown rich by slaughtering Orcs. He mocks Brutus' death, revealing he hired gnomes to revive him as a hulking, mutated orc obsessed with eating people. "You BASTARD!" The fight pauses with the Virtues watching on from the sky, grinning at the bloodshed before them! Let the battle begin...

Regal Discord (574/615) Season 12 Episode 10: Ragnar Dies Like a Bitch

Episode Order: 10/51 Air Date: September 3, 2015

Synopsis: Drake, Fawn, and Ivy engage in a desperate battle against the mutated Brutus, now a hulking monstrosity with obsidian skin and multiple arms ending in jagged cleavers that gleam ominously in the mine's dim light. His mind gone, replaced by ravenous hunger, he smashes through mine supports with devastating force, causing the tunnel to groan and crumble around them, forcing the trio onto the defensive as dust and debris shower down. Drake clashes against Brutus' cleavers, his katanas sparking against the brutal weapons, but the Orc's newfound strength overwhelms him, each blow driving him back a step. Fawn's arrows ricochet harmlessly off his tough hide, forcing her to adjust her strategy, aiming for vulnerable points like his eyes and mouth, while Ivy's disabling charges on his legs are shrugged off like insect bites. Ragnar watches from a safe distance, taunting them with malicious glee about how he manipulated Brutus' corpse, until he's suddenly and brutally shot by an unknown assailant. Behind him stands Marigold with a dark smile, cosmic horror swirling in her eyes, yelling that no one can mess with her friends but her. Her dark magic twists and contorts Ragnar's organs inside out as his body convulses violently, flesh rotting and sloughing off in moments. The Virtues immediately descend upon the scene, purifying Ragnar with holy light, creating another puppet of God from his remains. After that, Marigold claims she's back to her old self... for good!

Regal Discord (575/615) Season 12 Episode 11: Puking Rainbows

Episode Order: 11/51 Air Date: September 10, 2015

Synopsis: Marigold revealed that she done some soul searching with the Sprites of Hope and realized that even the Seven Virtues are dicks like the rest of Kaedros. Yeah, Heaven was amazing at first. Free food, no discrimination, angels singing all the fucking time. But then she begins to feel bad for the remnants and allowed Fawn's words to get to her, and the guilt of being complicit in this cosmic fuckery makes her puke rainbows. She's not the innocent fairy she pretends to be, but she'll be damned if she lets anyone else suffer for her mistakes. Drake doesn't give a fuck about her sob story, but Fawn feels a sense of relief. Back in the Springs of Hope, Marigold attempts a grand gesture, channeling her remaining divine energy into a beam of pure light, aiming to shatter the chains binding the Remnants. She promises them freedom, her voice ringing with conviction. However, her powers are unstable, and the attack backfires because a few of the remnants turn violent out of nowhere, causing them to start destroying the Springs of Hope until Marigold tells everyone to flee and summons a bunch of resources for them to be pacified... Phew! Drake Fawn, and Ivy escape with Marigold while the Springs of Hope are now nothing more than a pit of malice and death, and a furious corrupted fairy (with the evil energy from remnants' wishes) emerges from the chaos as the new queen, vowing to make Marigold suffer!

Regal Discord (576/615) Season 12 Episode 12: Prison Break, Darry Loses Legs

Episode Order: 12/51 Air Date: September 17, 2015

Synopsis: During White Out's annual checkup for Dark Matter immigrants, Drake attempts to blend in with Heaven's populace, hiding his draconic features with limited success. Fawn, drunk from her flask, intentionally draws attention, expecting imprisonment. Without Lilith to balance his Chaos energy, Drake's fire magic flares uncontrollably. He feigns devotion, chanting "Glory to the Virtues" without enthusiasm, and punches "Darry"—a daredevil Barry variant with a skateboard. Darry blushes at the attention, and Drake surprisingly buys him as a slave despite his uncontained Dark Matter presence near a White Out Drone. They break into the prison where Darry recklessly skates through lasers, losing his legs. Drake finds Fawn chained among inmates imprisoned for "impure thoughts." Their chaotic escape involves Drake setting fires while Fawn uses a broken bottle to free herself. They fight through guards, abandoning Darry to bleed out. Their undeniable connection surfaces briefly before Marigold teleports them back to the Temple. Patience curses their quick escape, ironically.

Regal Discord (577/615) Season 12 Episode 13: Lilith Reads Propaganda for Dummies

Episode Order: 13/51 Air Date: September 24, 2015

Synopsis: Lilith, separated from Drake during the dimensional chaos, infiltrates Heaven's archives, seeking the truth behind the dragon prophecy because everyone's been screwing around, so she's gonna attempt to kill a Virtue. But first, she just needs to ensure whatever is actually happening, but she ends up finding the funeral of Brutus (well, his mutant form). The Virtues conduct Brutus's funeral, condemning him as a demon, despite his past heroic sacrifices against Vladistay. Their hypocrisy disgusts Lilith. She aims her crossbow at them, ready to strike but immediately gets caught by a White Out Drone! A Chase ensues through the archives, Lilith gets her info and security activates, she flies through the lasers that will disable her magic while dodging drones, White Out forces, and the Virtues. After escaping, she starts reading through the tome while drinking a cup of tea and discovers it's all propaganda from the Virtues and that, their is nothing about it. It's a goose chase designed to manipulate her and Drake into a game for a outerwordly god... Fuck! She knew it was suspiscious but she needs to tell Drake, but that's impossible as Fawn is on the other side of the divide! But she sees Darry, with new robot legs, informing her that he is alive! Darry offers a deal: help him take down the Virtues, and he can get a message to Drake. She slashes his face and flies off to wherever Drake is!

Regal Discord (578/615) Season 12 Episode 14: The Cat Who Stared at the Abyss and Won (Five Nights at Freddy's 4 Parody)

Episode Order: 14/51 Air Date: October 1, 2015

Synopsis: Neko confronts the face behind Grim but reverts to Child Jenkins (Pierre) as he begs Eris for protection, then awakens in his impoverished childhood—a nightmarish 1960s trailer home. His detached father and dead mother's demonic caring voices trigger existential crisis as Pierre absorbs wartime suffering. Twisted fairy tales representing real-world horrors fracture his psyche nightly. Night 1: outcast child haunted by imagination. Night 2: news cycles exposing fairy tale saviors' absence. Night 3: war trip leaves guns accessible as nightmares intensify. Night 4: emotionally abusive father brings gory trophies and Soviet propaganda—Pierre tears his American Bear plush in despair. Night 5: sleepwalking Pierre defies his mother, burns the trailer with father inside, then flees with a bindle. Adopted later by Periwinkle's founder Morselli, Jenkins carries the trauma of patricidal arson through his life. As Eris reacts with "What the FUCK?", Neko wakes sobbing. After comforting, they watch Grim approach, with Neko realizing the figure disperses into Dark Matter—confirming he can now embrace his dark past. Eris smiles as Dark Matter swirls around her corrupted cat who might finally wield this power constructively. That's one way to kill a mind demon, I guess! The ethereal nightmarescape dissolves around them, the tattered darkness of Grim's realm evaporating like black smoke blown by an unseen force. The warped carnival mirrors vanish, replacing twisted reflections with the pristine white architecture of Heaven—the very place Neko and Eris had been violently scattered to after the elevator battle. Neko struts confidently despite his diminutive form, tail held high, his green eyes alight with victory and just a hint of madness. He shoots Eris a smug look that practically drips superiority: My childhood is edgier than your gospel. Eris feels her first real smile since decapitating her father, realizing they've weaponized trauma—Neko's confrontation with his past lives forging an alliance with the Dark Matter she commands. She raises her clawed hand with certainty. Let's fucking go! Celestial guards appear with Order-charged weapons, dwarfed by power crackling between demon-queen Eris and cat-turned-savior Neko. As chiptune horns blast against heavenly harps and MLG beats drop, the camera freezes on their defiance. TO BE CONTINUED.

Regal Discord (579/615) Season 12 Episode 15: Halos and Hellfire

Episode Order: 15/51 Air Date: October 8, 2015

Synopsis: The battle against celestial guards is a riot. Eris, fully demonic, unleashes black lightning and royal magic, using her father's soul as a homing missile. Neko, now at peace with his past, fights like a shadow assassin, his rapier infused with Dark Matter, his meows turning to guttural battle cries. They carve through Heaven's pristine corridors, leaving smoldering angelic remains before backup arrives—the Seven Virtues, led by Humility, demanding the bloodshed stop. Eris gives Humility the middle finger, and the Virtues unleash holy energy to "purify" them. Eris shields with Dark Matter, absorbing the blast and growing larger as she feeds on the holy energy. The Virtues are shocked: she's a demon! Alarms cry invasion; Heaven closes to tourists. As Neko prepares to attack, a White Out drone chains them with halos, transporting them not to prison, but to the Shrine of God—to meet the Architect who started this entire mess. This is the point of no return.

Regal Discord (580/615) Season 12 Episode 16: Meet God

Episode Order: 16/51 Air Date: October 15, 2015

Synopsis: The Shrine of God houses the Fountain of Youth, with White Out Drones patrolling as Virtues drain Remnants for energy, their faces serene despite the grotesque screams echoing through crystalline extraction chambers. Eris whispers to Neko about destroying the Fountain, but he warns they'd be damned—it's what the Virtues want, trusting they can "fix" rebellious spirits through eternal purification. At the center, they face the Architect: a colossal humanoid of pure white light, its voice auto-translated into a perfect, genderless celestial language that somehow sounds both ancient and manufactured. It calls them "Children," claiming the Virtues are misguided but well-meaning, insisting they come from peace to teach Kaedros "Christ's ways" to avoid damnation. It offers to cure their Dark Matter affliction and bring peace—if they kneel. Eris refuses, horns catching the celestial light as she vows to protect the universe rather than surrender to another tyrant. Suddenly, the gang appears, bound and gagged: Drake, Fawn, Lilith, Ivy, Marigold, and Darry. Drake struggles against luminous bindings that suppress his Chaos magic, while Lilith's Order scales flicker helplessly. Fawn's eyes burn with alcoholic defiance even muffled. The Architect presents a choice: eternal peace in Heaven, or damnation.

Regal Discord (581/615) Season 12 Episode 17: Simulator vs 4chan Frog God

Episode Order: 17/51 Air Date: October 22, 2015

Synopsis: On the mother of all monitors, the Prophecy plays out like cosmic pay-per-view: Drake versus Lilith throwing down in Heaven's arena, the ultimate showdown between Order and Chaos. Then, cut to the Simulator himself, looking like an admin whose VPN just disconnected. His all-seeing eye had just installed the galaxy's dumbest antivirus, mistaking Dark Matter for that one Multiverse-ending corruption—despite that being debunked so hard it's practically an urban legend at this point. Now this "White Out" program is literally eating the higher dimensions for breakfast and prepping to consciousness-upload itself into the system to yeet this new religion encouraging peak NPC behavior. But the Simulator gets mid-action-interrupted by a popup he's never seen, rocking a frog avatar that screams "DEUS VULT!" Suddenly his entire mainframe is hijacked by Pepe, the ancient avatar himself, spouting the usual cringe. Doesn't the Simulator get it? Letting the "remnants"—beings made of pure chaos—run wild is basically griefing his own server on a cosmic scale. That's what the Virtues are doing: crowd control! Pepe claims they can totally purge all religion if they— The Simulator, completely done with this crap, initiates a full-scale flame war, deploying his higher-dimensional beings against an army of 4chan memes. It's gods versus shitposts as reality starts to blue-screen harder than a fresh Windows install. Another stalemate. Pepe just laughs as the simulation literally starts to crack under the strain.

Regal Discord (582/615) Season 12 Episode 18: Halloween Skeleton Rave (Halloween Special)

Episode Order: 18/51 Air Date: October 29, 2015

Synopsis: When Neko wakes up in the Anti-Demon Temple, Eris is missing and the Virtues, now armed with anti-demon weapons, are closing in. Neko follows a trail of black ooze to a Jack-o-Lantern patch where the pumpkins whisper Eris's location: the Catacombs of the Forgotten, a labyrinth full of skeletons and ghouls. Neko enters the "spooky scary skeletons" zone, his feline stealth no match for a skeleton army singing a quirky tune with occasional glitchy sounds. He's forced to retreat as the skeletons start throwing bones like a first-person shooter, the whole sequence feeling like some bullshit indie game. He escapes the maze where he finds a hallucination of Jenkins' skeleton, where he quickly finds the reflection of a shadow! He screams at himself to not lose it, but what happens is something even funnier! A shadowy demon with a afro and horns shows up, but he manages to calm down until a earthquake occurs! A Bulldozer has caught Neko's attention as the Virtues find Neko casually overdosing on catnip whenever they show up. Patience is losing her composure as he just eats more catnip while talking about the Illuminati, forcing her to punch him, and the temple collapses with the punch, causing Neko to giggle to himself!

Regal Discord (583/615) Season 12 Episode 19: Moral Quiz of Kill the Baby?

Episode Order: 19/51 Air Date: November 5, 2015

Synopsis: Back with the main campaign as we call it, our imprisoned heroes face a moral dilemma: The Architect offers them a deal. Kneel, and they’ll be “cleansed” of all their sins, their Dark Matter, their fucking tragic backstories. They’ll live in an eternal, sterilized paradise. Or refuse, and they get tossed into the Aether—a cosmic trash heap where all rebels become one with God! Drake immediately agrees to challenge the Temple Gods. He refuses at all costs to be a puppet. The Group for the most part agree to be in the Aether as a way to maybe use this simulation's powers to help destroy Heaven, after all... If they remain powerless to their immortality, the Architect might not have any say in it. So Drake smirks before he gets thrown into the Aether by a Virtue as he is followed by Fawn and the rest of the squad... But oh... It doesn't take them to a literal trash can... it's just a white void with nothing but a single door that reads “DEUS VULT.” Drake meets up with Lilith, claiming this is pretty much the final area. Fawn drinks to that as she points out that this might be the final resting place. But that's when they see a figure! He steps out with his sword! A very handsome, tall, muscular man calls himself, Champ? WHAT? Drake unsheathes his katanas, ready to fight the incel for one last time, but Champ surrenders... N-Nani?!

Regal Discord (584/615) Season 12 Episode 20: The Virtues' Failed Fixer-Upper

Episode Order: 20/51 Air Date: November 12, 2015

Synopsis: Champ stands before the very gang he once attempted to flirt with, his genetically perfect form looking completely out of place in this sterile void. He explains that after Eutopia's death, the Virtues took him in, promising to "fix" him to get more girls... After all, genetics and all that shit! Fawn and Ivy mutter the annoyances, expecting him to be a simp again because what has he ever done beyond being a useless Nice Guy? But Champ's eyes aren't desperate anymore—they're clear. He breathes heavily, confirming he's saving other Remnants and that he has seen the realization of the toxicity of his original universe and that he needs to loosen up for once in his pathetic life! But then he reveals a crucial piece of intel: The "Aether" isn't a prison. It's the Architect's loading screen. And then Champ dematerializes, causing tentacles to writhe from the floors like we're in the hentai special! The gang prepare for a battle, hacking and slashing at the tentacles, only to realize their attacks are doing jack shit—their powers are being nullified, their Plot Armor offline. Drake's katanas just bounce off with pathetic thwumps. A holographic screen flicks on and then everyone finds themselves in Champ's world, a saccharine hellscape of vibrant colors and generic JRPG towns, and they realize they've been transported into a fucking dating sim. Oh, you gotta be FUCKING WITH ME! (And we're stuck in a geek's wank off contest.)

Regal Discord (585/615) Season 12 Episode 21: Harem Hell Simulator

Episode Order: 21/51 Air Date: November 19, 2015

Synopsis: Heroes trapped in Champ's Wish-Fulfillment Isekai—pastel colors, cringey dialogue, and plot as a vehicle for pussy. Drake looks ready to have an aneurysm, stands before the women claiming he'll protect them. Fawn slaps him, saying she'll kick his ass if he tries playing hero again. They're approached by "heroines"—busty elves, shy catgirls, a tsundere princess—all drawn to Drake as the "Chosen Hero." Fawn and Lilith become background "jealous rivals," while Neko, just a regular cat, plays hero! Neko sprints to Drake as he's dragged to a not-pornographic hot spring scene... My. Fucking. God. Girls press against Drake with GPS-like emotion while White Out Drones watch from bushes, missing Neko. Neko leaps onto a tree, notices a glitching water cup! Smug face—Woopsies! Drones buzz out after touching water, holographic screen flickering, sending Drake face-to-face with evil succubi. Fawn, stuck in a kitchen with huge breasts, tries ripping them off before Ivy slaps her screaming "IT'S NOT REAL!" Lilith is forced into an arranged marriage scene with a bland prince she devours, mistaking him for prey. The simulator is losing its shit, code flickering. Heroes realize this saccharine hell is their weapon—they must break the game from inside by being the worst of themselves!

Regal Discord (586/615) Season 12 Episode 22: Animator's Blood

Episode Order: 22/51 Air Date: November 26, 2015

Synopsis: Darry kills himself after spotting animators bleeding while working on the cringe-fest brothel scene. Fawn and Ivy hunt Champ (still at 0 lives) as he laughs, admitting he wants to objectify women and claiming "God" rewards evil Remnants. From Darry's corpse, they learn: "Kill The Corporation." The gang locates a massive tower flashing "DEGENERATE" beneath anime tits—Champ's monument. Ivy climbs as the living tower moans, sickening Fawn. Drake and Lilith endure a rom-com where a big-boobed girl keeps falling on Drake. He gets a boner; Lilith notices. Frustrated, Drake asks if they should just have sex to end it. When they merely hold hands and fall, Champ's fragile mind breaks, screaming as his fantasy corrupts. Lilith thanks Drake before mechanical Kin creatures cage them. An aggressive Kin lunges!

Regal Discord (587/615) Season 12 Episode 23: Golden Fist of Cringe

Episode Order: 23/51 Air Date: December 3, 2015

Synopsis: The Kin leaps at the dragons but glitches from Drake's chaos energy before Lilith shreds it. At the tower's top, Fawn and Ivy encounter Champ's true form—a muscular, crowned man who sighs, calling his fantasy ruined by "bitches." The room transforms into a boss arena as Champ draws a disgusting sword. Drake and Lilith arrive after battling Kin, only to be ambushed by otakus enraged about "their waifus." As everyone fights Champ—surprisingly skilled with cheesy lines—he summons an army of waifus. The battle turns bloody as each waifu is brutally killed "YOUR WAIFU IS DOGSHIT!", pushing Champ to glow white and ascend into a giant golden fist. "Let God's touch birth new life!" he declares, but a massive glitch halts everything, reverting to the white void. The Architect appears as a 16-bit sprite, announcing with auto-tuned text: "I'm God's programmer. You're my new game testers. Let's begin the final patch." RUN!

Regal Discord (588/615) Season 12 Episode 24: Undertale But Everyone Dies (Undertale Parody)

Episode Order: 24/51 Air Date: December 10, 2015

Synopsis: Suddenly, the scenery shifts to a snowy village as the gang is forced into a VR chatroom, trapped in a minigame contest with dumb avatars and a new character, Farry, who loves wishes—wait, this is a fucking Undertale reference! The Architect challenges Drake's morality about the prophecy. In the minigames under a mountain, Drake solves puzzles involving Farry and Xarry's corny jokes. During Drake's usual monster slaughter, Xarry snaps about their nonexistent existence, but a White Out Drone kills him, triggering a game over. Drake respawns like in Dark Souls, but the Architect warns this is the only save point—die here, and they're gone forever. They descend into the "Ruins," a maze of dead-ends and retarded jokes. Farry leads them to a purple room with a leaf puzzle; Fawn gets drunk on Snowshades. Disappointed, Farry leaves after giving her a hangover cure. An arrow shoots Farry's chest; he transforms into a super saiyan parody, demanding a real battle. The world becomes bullet-hell as Farry attacks with stars and bones to epic music, but the gang walks through it, ignoring the attacks, and punches him to death. Undertale reference over. The Architect fucks off, confirming the prophecy was never real—though no one cares.

Regal Discord (589/615) Season 12 Episode 25: Gotta Fap 'Em All

Episode Order: 25/51 Air Date: December 17, 2015

Synopsis: The gang battles Champ's waifu husks, their movements coordinated despite their exhaustion. Fawn drunkenly headshots a tsundere mid-rant, the arrow piercing through her oversized eyes and silencing the shrill accusations about Drake being a "baka." Lilith vaporizes a shy catgirl in disgust, her Order magic reducing the cloying creature to glittering dust before it could complete its pathetic "nyaa~" sound. Drake incinerates the entire harem, his chaotic fire sweeping across the battlefield in a wave of cathartic flame, purging the cringe that had suffocated them. As the last waifu falls—her busty form collapsing into pixels—the artificial sky cracks open, spilling Dark Matter's cosmic agony across the pastel landscape. The cheerful colors curdle into sickly brown, the upbeat music distorts into tortured screams that echo Drake's own internal turmoil. Drake's scales rise to reveal something truly fucked up: Champ's waifus caged in a dirty bedroom while someone masturbates at a computer at 3AM. "Save me!" they beg, no longer tropes but fictional women demanding respect, their eyes reflecting the dim glow of a monitor displaying their digital suffering. Drake halts—this monster behind the screen unsettles him more than zombies or gods. Suddenly, the Kin morph into sexualized Pokémon creatures, their forms twisting into grotesque parodies of childhood innocence. Champ's true form emerges: an incel who built this fantasy to fuck Imprismia characters—smash—the Architect destroys him. "He's a virus," it says as Champ dies, his body dissolving into binary code. Drake screams at the fading form before finding himself back in the void, embraced by Fawn and Lilith. The Architect, surprised by their morality, has eliminated Champ permanently. Okay, next challenge... However, there was a bigger threat outside of the simulation. Imprismia Phase 5: Sacred Sins (Season 13) Official Trailer Trailer Transcript: "Be careful down here... It's Hell, it's not like anything you have seen in the mortal realm. There's no suburban facade to comfort you in moments of conformity, no cosmic wonder to cope with your meaningless existence or the exotic wildlife to explore while having exhilarating sprints from dangerous dinosaurs, No colorful fantastical landscapes to dazzle you. No comforting friend to guide you. It's not trying to hide what it is. Let's be honest, It's Hell. Let me repeat that, not the nightclub styled, neon-filled, sex dungeon of your dreams nor a power fantasy where you slash scum in a action packed video game. Our God wanted it to be hell, where only scumbags, criminals, and the worst of the worst reside! Just Please... Be extra safe here... I know you have a goal in mind of vengeance, but once those things capture you, you will be a enslaved sheep, a brainwashed servant to the demon lords. And I don't want to be apart of it... Bye, my friend... Save our world from the multiversal invaders." - Princess Eris to Neko In the shadowy depths of Hell where Ashen, the cowardly demon with rubbery cartoon skin and skeleton manipulation powers, navigates a nightmarish underworld alongside the Umbra gangsters—a motley crew including Baron Boom Boom's explosive holograms, Dr. Mortis's plague doctor medical arts, and Mercy's angelic assassination skills—the Seven Sins manifest as grotesque rubberhose caricatures straight from early 1900s animation, conducting vile criminal experiments that blur the line between cartoonish horror and brutal reality. Above this infernal realm, the Divided States of America crumbles under divine oppression, where society fractures amidst zealous exorcisms and Remnant-fueled crime sprees, all rendered in a haunting style reminiscent of vintage Fleischer Studios with jerky movements and exaggerated expressions. Ashen, forced into reluctant vigilante service under Lucifer's command while seeking redemption and escape through his awareness of the Simulation, discovers that God himself orchestrates this suffering through a cursed crucifix that warps free will into a terrifying weapon, while The Simulator's desperate upload into the corrupted system reveals an even greater threat lurking behind the scenes—all set to a backdrop of tinny piano ragtime that punctuates the chaos as Phase 5: Sacred Sins plunges Imprismia into its darkest chapter yet with a assassin of the week where we kill evil criminals for their souls and protect the simulation from horrors beyond... RELEASE DATE: JUNE 30, 2016! On Youtube and Newgrounds!

Regal Discord (590/615) Season 12 Episode 26: Santa Has a Heart Attack (Christmas Special)

Episode Order: 26/51 Air Date: December 24, 2015

Synopsis: It's Christmas in Heaven, and the Seven Virtues have transformed it into a nightmare of passive-aggressive carols and enforced cheerfulness. Drake broods in a corner while his Chaos magic accidentally animates nativity figurines into swearing golems. Lilith maintains Order by organizing gift-giving lines where the Virtues hand out rocks labeled "humility." Fawn, drunk on holy wine, challenges angels to arm-wrestling and wins. The Architect traps them in a warped Christmas special featuring Santa, who collapses from a heart attack—his "Naughty List" is actually a Remnant kill-list from the Virtues. Ms. Claus, a robot, enslaves them to deliver bomb presents. Fawn leads the assassination of Ms. Claus, then finds the real Santa, who tries to kill her for past workshop enslavement. Fawn shoots him with an arrow, and he combusts as a Hell portal swallows him.

Regal Discord (591/615) Season 12 Episode 27: The Manifesto Behind the Poinsettia

Episode Order: 27/51 Air Date: December 31, 2015

Synopsis: The Virtues form a prayer circle, their faces contorted with smug serenity. Chanting in nauseating harmony, they warn of a feared demon invasion due to "wrong" energy. The Architect presents this as the final test: "Prove your virtue, and you shall be reborn in paradise." Drake's screen shows a multiple-choice question about genocide with options ranging from extermination to diplomacy. He punches it without reading. Fawn and Ivy mutter about Virtue hypocrisy while Lilith discovers a hidden manifesto behind a plant, revealing cult-like practices. The final question asks about a demon-infected child—purify, sacrifice, imprison, or save? Neko panics as a demon appears, triggering visions of Heaven's destruction by tentacles. The Virtues flee, cutting the quiz with a fake sermon, gaslighting witnesses of anything infernal. OH LOOK! A DISTRACTION! The Simulation's time reaches 2016! Happy 2016!

Regal Discord (592/615) Season 12 Episode 28: Tom Frank Says Fuck Heaven

Episode Order: 28/51 Air Date: January 7, 2016

Synopsis: Beneath Heaven's paradise, a black market run by sketchy angels thrives. Karry the gnome, Barry's cousin, desperate for profit, kidnaps a child Remnant with extraordinary luck. The kid pulls a gun, revealing Karry's valuable platinum coins. As Karry claims he has a family, the kid drags him to a dissection table just as a White Out drone appears. The child reveals himself as an angel, vaporizing Karry for his crime. Drake and the gang, returning to Heaven after morality tests, confront Queen Titania, a corrupted fairy goddess who orchestrated Marigold's death to seize power. Nicknamed "Titty-Anya" by Fawn for her enormous breasts, Titania tries turning Fawn into a frog but is fought off. As she prepares to make a wish, a random kid with saiyan powers grabs Karry's remains and catapults them into Titania's skull before violating her. White Out detects both fairies as anomalies, erasing them to dust as they scream in agony. The smug kid gives the squad a middle finger—revealing himself as Tom from Misfit Sketches, exploiting the Simulator's time travel permission. We have no time, come with me to survive!

Regal Discord (593/615) Season 12 Episode 29: Kick Some Christians With Time Travelers

Episode Order: 29/51 Air Date: January 14, 2016

Synopsis: The Virtues have just alerted a recent dangerous intruder bypassing all moral protocols into Heaven and demand his presence to prevent the sheep from acknowledging the simulation! Where ARE YOU?! Tom brings the gang to his underground bunker, decorated with anime posters, Funko Pops, and hentai figures. He explains he's from Misfit Sketches, some previous time period with cars and suburbs and shit. Also, his twin sister, Angelica is here too as edgy high school teens from NJ! Ahaha, Tom calls Drake a lot like the Drakorians which he remembers from his previous adventure in Cosmic Entropy! This causes glances at Drake who doubts it as conspiracy bullshit until Tom shows a Drakzorian egg, which instantly cracks and show a baby dragon who's name is Blade! So, um why is Tom here anyway? Oh, wanna kick some Christians? Tom and Angelica decide to join the gang, unaware the fact they're here means the simulation's preparing its usual cast culling! A few are about to die in the several episodes. (don't worry, the IRRELEVANT ONES!) In the meantime, they play a epic reality-altering game that controls a bunch of warmongering Drakzorians blasting cities and roasting peace treaties! In the background, Neko sneaks out to see Eris' demon form glitching!

Regal Discord (594/615) Season 12 Episode 30: Eris Makes Out With Her Cat

Episode Order: 30/51 Air Date: January 21, 2016

Synopsis: Tom and Angelica conduct angelic genocide as Eris groans in pain from her father's soul demanding release. Sleep-deprived, Eris undergoes trauma therapy when Neko shares his own story, calming her enough to revert partially to human form (horns shrink, claws remain). Their bonding kiss triggers a simulation glitch, alarming the Architect: "C-c-c-combo Breaker!" The Architect pleads innocence until Angelica arrives in angel costume, flips them off, and exposes the simulation—paralyzing Heaven under the Simulator's gaze. The dome closes as Tom laughs demonically. The Simulator reveals they summoned Tom to control demons due to his hatred of Christians and positivity. "DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID?" The Virtues flee as Tom commands everyone to stock up. Kaedros begins to swallow up in a portal of hell, with Drake casually chilling. Huh, see, I like when prophecies get derailed!

Regal Discord (595/615) Season 12 Episode 31: Rooted in Misery

Episode Order: 31/51 Air Date: January 28, 2016

Synopsis: The sky splits open as Eden's remnants drag toward a sinkhole. Ivy saves Yarry and Iarry too late—they're devoured by a demon's jaw! They fall miles into the earth's core, through the destroyed Prismatic Maw and into hell. Ivy lands in trash near cackling lava monsters, who confirm Eutopia still controls them and will consume her. Ivy aims her crossbow until Eutopia's ghost appears in ugly monstrous form, offering to let them kill her if given a new body. Ivy uses vines and arrows to create an escape rope as Eutopia curses the demons' stupidity. She reaches a ledge to find Yarry and Iarry stealing her potions for profit—she tosses them into lava. The Virtues appear, angrier and deadlier. "SOMEBODY NEEDS TO BE PUNISHED! This time, NO Correction. Total. Fucking. Annihilation." Ivy's powers deactivate as the Architect intervenes. Panicked for Fawn, she's instead turned to stone as a warning. The Virtues fly off, ready to contain the demon invasion by culling the gang's strength—nature is weak to fire!

Regal Discord (596/615) Season 12 Episode 32: Virtues Begin Death Speedrun

Episode Order: 32/51 Air Date: February 4, 2016

Synopsis: The Virtues' "Annihilation Protocol" continues as Hell's maw expands and the residents quickly turning on the gang as Tom proudly announces the demon invasion is here! Fawn complains about letting the secret in, only for Drake to iterate they have less than 20 episodes to wrap up this season! Tom shrugs it off saying he can kill the Virtues, it's to help make it quicker! When Temperance arrives for battle, she unleashes "The Trial of Self-Control," trying to force Drake to drink a potion that suppresses his Chaos magic, making him as boring as a fucking Hallmark movie. Drake charges at Temperance, who deflects with her "Balanced Judgment" shield, creating shockwaves of pure, unadulterated smugness. Fawn, drunk as always, stumbles in and accidentally knocks the potion out of Drake's hand, which splashes all over a nearby Cherub, who immediately starts filing his taxes and organizing his stamp collection with grim efficiency. Drake sees his chance and unleashes a torrent of fire at Temperance but then he shows Ivy's statue and laughs evilly. Missing someone? Fawn's eyes widen Oh shit.... Tom argues with Angelica over sibling stuff in the background and teases he managed to get laid to Hailey at 15, lmao!

Regal Discord (597/615) Season 12 Episode 33: Drake and Lilith Fusion Dance (Love Day)

Episode Order: 33/51 Air Date: February 11, 2016

Synopsis: Drake and Lilith meet in a garden, recognizing this might be their last moment before the Virtues kill everyone. Lilith confesses her feelings for Drake, but Fawn interrupts, forcing Drake to choose. He temporarily picks Lilith, telling Fawn he'll return if it doesn't work out. At a diner, their awkward date progresses as Drake orders a burger while Lilith tries to maintain composure with a salad, though she's clearly intrigued. They make prophecy jokes until Varry, a Barry-variant, insults their relationship. Drake nearly attacks but is charmed by Lilith's dancing. As they enjoy their time, Fawn expresses her feeling of unimportant, prompting Drake to suggest visiting the Fountain of Youth. There, they merge into a single being, their chaotic and ordered energies combining into a powerful form that frightens away the approaching Virtues. Drake realizes they can be together in one body. Tom makes a Steven Universe joke, while Fawn points to her dead sister, insisting they focus on that first.

Regal Discord (598/615) Season 12 Episode 34: Eutopia's Ooze Makeover

Episode Order: 34/51 Air Date: February 18, 2016

Synopsis: With the Fountain of Youth destroyed after Drake and Lilith's date, the enraged Virtues revive Eutopia from his exploded remains. But as Black Rot patient zero reaches Heaven, panic ensues—Tom's behind it, mocking the Virtues' incompetence. Eutopia returns as a sentient Black Rot blob, immediately infecting a Virtue. The Virtues attempt a useless cult-like exorcism as Drake and Fawn arrive—Fawn furious over Ivy's petrification, Drake satisfied to see the Virtues crumbling. Lilith, now separated from Drake, laughs hysterically. Tom taunts them with a vuvuzela. Kindness sacrifices herself to stop the plague, becoming the first corrupted Sin, declaring Heaven will become Hell. White Out drones melt into the goop as they glitch out. Tom cracks incest jokes with Angelica.

Regal Discord (599/615) Season 12 Episode 35: Biblical-Boomer Rage Edition

Episode Order: 35/51 Air Date: February 25, 2016

Synopsis: Outside the Simulation, the Antivirus flags "RESISTANCE OVERLOAD! MUST INITIATE HELL PATCH 5.0!" The Simulator sweats nervously as his computer companion Pepe smirks, revealing this was inevitable and that the "multiverse invaders" aren't what the Simulator thinks. Pepe briefly shows a realistic angry eye before laughing maniacally. The Simulator decides on Plan Z: enter the simulation to purge the antivirus and wipe out the religion with Pepe's help. But Pepe's too "dank" for that, revealing his true form as a memetic frog deity of pure green light. His voice deepens to biblical-boomer anger, declaring he's tired of being an internet joke and will take over. Task Manager instantly deletes him... for now. God, FUCK Whitewash Dynamics. Seriously, who the fucked ask for this companion? Oh right, The Simulator did. He was arguably feeling lonely being the only conscious ego controlling the surviving universe in existence...

Regal Discord (600/615) Season 12 Episode 36: A Warhammer of Fails

Episode Order: 36/51 Air Date: March 3, 2016

Synopsis: 600 EPISODES OF IMPRISMIA! Wow... 12 years and we reach this milestone! Anyways, back to the episode. Diligence, the one Virtue who actually does shit, declares war on Hell. Her holy legion, armed with halo laser cannons, descends into the sinkhole in a Warhammer 40k-style assault with auto-tuned death metal choirs. Below, Eris—now a full Demon Queen—pushes Neko away as she succumbs to the "dark side" after Neko's revelation. Neko tries to call White Out Drones, but most malfunction. Eris orders glitching, pixelated demons—like a Doom bootleg—to counter-attack. The fight is a holy laser mess while Drake and Fawn infiltrate Diligence's flying cathedral command ship. They fight cyber-angels spouting corporate jargon about "synergizing righteous fury" and find Diligence, who corrupts as his kingdom reveals its rot. But Tom and Angelica barge in playing "Through the Fire and Flames" on a hacked PA system. Diligence, his focus shattered by DragonForce, glitches into a Sin and disappears! The other Virtues go apeshit—Patience finally loses it, rips her halo off, and becomes a demon of Wrath: "THAT'S IT! I KILL EVERYONE!"

Regal Discord (601/615) Season 12 Episode 37: Patience Snaps

Episode Order: 37/51 Air Date: March 10, 2016

Synopsis: Fawn rages over her sister's death, hunting newly-demonized Patience across Heaven, their battle leveling cathedrals. Patience unleashes pure, weaponized rage—flaming swords, scream-fueled shockwaves. Fawn, fueled by alcoholic sorrow and tactical fury, matches her blow for blow in a fight that's more like a breakup. Fawn finally impales Patience through the heart with a splintered pew. As Patience dissolves, she whispers, "Thank... you..." The remaining Virtues (Chastity, Temperance, Humility, Charity) see this and their god complex finally cracks. Suddenly, tentacles and huge arms from the core shoot up, grabbing the island as rocks and angels fall. Tourists scream while angels try to escape but get shot by a giant demonic laser. Eris, commanding the invasion, cackles as a giant pixelated demon face emerges: "I AM OMEGA, THE SINS OF ALL SIMULATIONS! BOW TO ME!" While the Virtues break down and the sky falls, Drake and Lilith hide in a broom closet and finally do the deed—pure, desperate hate-fucking as the world ends. Suddenly, Patience materializes as Wrath and grabs Lilith before crushing the order side, ripping her apart. Enough, Drake. You defiled this land enough. Oh, I was just having sex with my own self. Drake woke up from his overdose of lava after the corrupted variant of Patience approached him...

Regal Discord (602/615) Season 12 Episode 38: The Rapture

Episode Order: 38/51 Air Date: March 17, 2016

Synopsis: The planet convulses as a supervolcano erupts, survivors screaming "THE RAPTURE IS HERE!" Tom and Angelica brawl over the last can of beans in the rubble before Tom notices a frog figure glitching through the sky's matrix. Freed from the Simulator's Task Manager, Pepe has entered the simulation—knowing exactly what to do, and loving anime. Drake crawls under a broken bridge as the giant frog deity laughs, "FEELS GOOD MAN!" Pepe snaps his fingers, forcing surviving angels to watch every season of Misfit Sketches, Primal Chords, and Cosmic Entropy on a floating IMAX screen. When Tarry climbs Heaven's chains, marveling at the flat-screen TVs, he's squished by an anvil and falls toward the core. Covered in Patience's demonic blood, Fawn flips the frog off. "A fucking frog? Really? What's next, a rage comic?" The remaining Virtues—Chastity, Humility, Charity—lose control. Chastity tries covering angels' eyes, but they're glued to young Tom Frank drawing a dick on Mr. Gruff's house. "CORRUPTING THE MINDS OF THE PURE! THIS IS THE WORK OF THE DEVIL!" Humility's sanitization attempts fail as flashbacks from previous phases corrupt the Virtues with each character's horrors. Blood and gore overwhelm them until they scream and transform into Sins. Welcome to Hell—or at least its falling equivalent.

Regal Discord (603/615) Season 12 Episode 39: Jenkins Can't Die

Episode Order: 39/51 Air Date: March 24, 2016

Synopsis: Beyond the Simulation, he gets a notification from a reincarnation glitch, apparently a weird rascal has been reincarnating (about 4-5 times by now) for the past phases. He looks at his stats: "PIERRE JENKINS, AGE: ???, RACE: HUMAN." A reincarnation glitch? He never dies permanently. The Simulator realizes he is a glitch, wait! DON'T ERADICATE HIM! The Simulator typed a command. He wants to see how he'll survive this hellhole! Neko in the simulation has been dodging pillars and falling angels for the past 5 minutes, he's a cat after all! He lands on his four feet on top of a dead angel as he watches Drake get beaten up by Patience's sin form until he summons Lilith's spirit from his soul. Fawn weeps over her stone sister because now shit is going to hell and Heaven is still falling! But when Neko is stunned by a monitor in the sky that belongs to the Simulator, who is just watching this shit unfold, he notices his stats! "NEKO, AGE: ???, RACE: CAT, PAST LIVES: JENKINS, BITROT, CUBERT." Wait! That's him! Suddenly, a green text appears on the monitor: "I know who you are, Jenkins. You are a glitch that can't be erased, and you are important" Neko has utter fear, since when did the simulation talk to characters personally? A Meteorite interrupts communication and sends Neko falling off Heaven, crying for dear life! Oh this is it! FUCK! Neko closes his eyes for the next painful life.

Regal Discord (604/615) Season 12 Episode 40: Omega's Pixelated Love

Episode Order: 40/51 Air Date: March 31, 2016

Synopsis: Demon Queen Eris catches Neko mid-fall with her Dark Matter powers, he cheers up until he is confronted by her new boyfriend: Omega, the giant pixelated demon head who is also a floating skull on fire with horns, who claims to have loved her since the moment she ate her dad's head, offering her a seat in his throne of torment. WHAT? But... Omega doesn't have a body, how the fuck can they have sex? Eris's confused demon eyes just glitch as Omega's jaw unhinges, his voice booming like a dial-up modem from hell: "My love is pure data, Eris! We will merge our source code and create a new file extension!" He tries to possess her, but her Dark Matter rejects the foreign code like a bad organ transplant. Eris screams in agony as code clashes, reality flickering around her between Hell and a goddamn Windows XP error screen. Neko quickly turns on his swashbuckling clothing and Omega goes, "IS THAT PUSS IN BOOTS?" Neko leaps onto the demon's flaming skull, stabbing his rapier into its pixelated forehead over and over. "THIS! IS! FOR! CALLING! ME! A! FUCKING! MEME!" Each stab causes Omega to glitch violently, spitting out corrupted binary and clips of old Vine videos. Tom and Angelica appear on a pile of rubble, filming on their phones without much thought, and yes Max is flirting with his girlfriend on Instagram, lol!

Regal Discord (605/615) Season 12 Episode 41: Chaos & Order's Awkward Therapy Session

Episode Order: 41/51 Air Date: April 7, 2016

Synopsis: With Tom and Angelica watching the mayhem and Tom complaining that the fight choreography is weak, Drake and the newly-summoned spectral Lilith form a fucked-up Voltron—a dragon of pure, balanced Chaos and Order energy that looks like it was designed by a hot topic employee on meth. They don't fight. They negotiate with the newly formed Sins who decide to temporaily team up (Bro, did no one say DONT DEAL WITH DEMONS?!). Drake, still fused with Lilith's ghost, uses his Order-infused intellect to threaten the demons with damnation to the treason layer if they don't comply. They agree to a temporary truce, their Sin forms flickering with uncertainty. Omega, still glitching from Neko's stab-fest, looks at the united front and has a full-on meltdown. "NO! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO FIGHT! WHERE IS THE DRAMA? WHERE IS THE CLICKBAIT?!" He starts spewing corrupted game assets from FNAF as a joke and then outside the simulation, a lot of popups show up with White Out alerting the Simulator of copyright infrigment! White Out Drones go rogue Exterminate everything. Crash

Regal Discord (606/615) Season 12 Episode 42: The Sins' Betting Pool

Episode Order: 42/51 Air Date: April 14, 2016

Synopsis: The White Out drones, driven into a roguelite state after witnessing too much Dark Matter infestations has an unknown administrator command them to "Exterminate everything. Crash." They start glitching out, their white forms turning into a horrifying kaleidoscope of error messages and raw code before transforming to massive Kaiju! Just as Drake almost gets ripped apart by a drone that's sprouted a fucking lightsaber, the clouds start storming and the sky turns red! Heaven has just CRASHED onto the Eden Remains! Dust fills the air as the main characters shield themselves. After everything settles down, the Simulator uses a random deceased body as a vessel, but immediately gets called Christ and gets cruicifed, where they yell at them! Why even help them! Ungrateful humans! The sins laugh, betting the Simulator that they can't create a hell big enough, but then it smirks and notices Pepe with the popccorn. Perhaps... OH SHIT!

Regal Discord (607/615) Season 12 Episode 43: Project Cruelty and The IQ Test From Hell

Episode Order: 43/51 Air Date: April 21, 2016

Synopsis: In the simulation's control room, the Simulator gives Pepe the finger. The frogs smug amphibian face twists into a demonic grin after tearing apart his skin, revealing a remnant using memes to hide from an abandoned project that the Simulator tried to erase! PROJECT: CRUELTY! A soft-eugenics program to prick apart any genes that created bad people, this was done to try and pacify Dark Matter. Obviously this was before the Simulator found out Dark Matter enjoyed suffering and grew powerful from it! The remnant's real name is unknown, but they call themselves, "Vyle Wright", from a quirky adult comedy! Let's say, Imprismia and that show have a lot in common! The remnant jokingly shows "high IQ" posts and 4chan rants about how God and the Devil are the same! The Simulator, annoyed by his attempts to ruin his simulation, tries to delete him but can't! Vyle claims he is totally not a malware and White Out can't disrupt him because... The Simulator's eye widens after realizing White Out is under Vyle's control! OH SHIT! The Simulator immediately takes the chance and dives headfirst into his own dying universe, the only way he can fight this cosmic shitposter is on his own turf...

Regal Discord (608/615) Season 12 Episode 44: Memetic Warfare For Dummies

Episode Order: 44/51 Air Date: April 28, 2016

Synopsis: Drake and Fawn, back to their separate, miserable selves, stand amidst the rubble of what used to be Heaven. The sky is a permanent bruise of purple and orange, littered with glitching assets from a distance away and the thousands of dead people littered under their feet. Fawn takes a long, hard swig from her flask, the cheap liquor doing jack shit to numb the sight of her sister, still a fucking statue. Drake shrugs, trying to make light of this cosmic clusterfuck. "Well, can't get any worse, right?" he says, as if any other fantasy story casually has characters drop the F-bomb every two seconds. Suddenly, Pepe Frog returned (with a poorly hidden costume) to speak the "Gospel", but gets outclassed by the Sins that are more powerful now thanks to White Out's drones feeding them Dark Matter after the crash. Vyle Wright uses his godlike memetic powers to banish the giant Kaiju drones to the shadow realm (i.e., the recycle bin) while Tom tries to challenge him to a rap battle! This cosmic shitposter accepts and goes super saiyan and Tom pulls out his fucking sketchbook, drawing weapons of mass destruction like a 13-year-old on DeviantArt. Angelica sighs, pulling out her phone to watch vines. Vyle snaps his fingers but realizes he has no power. HUH? Vyle disappears into the void and it cuts to Neko side-eyeing everyone!

Regal Discord (609/615) Season 12 Episode 45: Neon Genesis Imprismieon (Neon Genesis Evangelieon Parody)

Episode Order: 45/51 Air Date: May 5, 2016

Synopsis: Vyle Wright is torn apart by higher dimensions for causing trouble, with the Simulator intervening to handle the threat personally. In the simulation, the gang finds the Architect's dead body, but the ground shakes as a GIANT DEMONIC GUNDAM drags Kaedros downward, exposing a fiery abyss! THE SIMULATOR pilots it, turning the planet inside out with magnetic pulses while Tom laughs. The Sins merge into a seven-headed monster, but the Simulator-Gundam uppercuts it into the sun. Drake and Fawn confront a GIANT ANGEL who delivers a monologue about suffering, but Drake's eyes glaze over. Suddenly, the Simulator stops, revealing it was all a troll! LMAO! Vyle Wright returns, angry at the tasteless parody, and snaps his fingers. A 8-bit version of Nyan Cat flies across the screen, leaving a rainbow trail across the scarred land of Kaedros, dropping lava bombs on the survivors below. Tom tries to outrun the rain of rainbow death but gets hit by a toaster pastry and melts into goo. The episode ends on a cliffhanger as Vyle Wright grabs the Simulaor's neck, holding him high above the crumbling remains of Heaven!

Regal Discord (610/615) Season 12 Episode 46: Furry Bait vs. Shitpost God

Episode Order: 46/51 Air Date: May 12, 2016

Synopsis: CALM DOWN! Tom comes back with extra lives cause fuck you! Neko's rapier glows with plot convenience, and he lunges at Vyle, screaming something about honor or whatever. Vyle just flicks him away like a piece of lint. "Oh, a cat with a sword. How original," he drones, looking at a list of tropes on his phone. "Fucking furry bait." Neko slams into a pile of rocks, his little cat body letting out a pathetic thump. Before Vyle can deliver a cringey monologue, the sky rips open again. The Seven Sins keep unleashing more demons from other dimensions, claiming they are colonizing Hell. You know, gotta make the humans and angels feel at home, lmao! Drake looks at Fawn. "Is this it?" Fawn chucks her empty flask at a flying Gremlin. "Nah. This is just Tuesday." The Sins, now giant, monstrous versions of their former angelic selves, form a fucking barrier around the planet, turning Kaedros into the goddamn Death Star. But the ultimate twist? The Architect wasn't a program. It was a fucking prisoner. Vyle smashes his glowing cage open, and a being of pure light with Eutopia's face emerges, his voice a thousand auto-tuned sermons at once. Until Eris comes out of nowhere and eats Eutopia, giggling about how much his soul tastes like chalk and regret.

Regal Discord (611/615) Season 12 Episode 47: Protocol Fuck You

Episode Order: 47/51 Air Date: May 19, 2016

Synopsis: Neko angrily prepares for a fight, refusing to go down suddenly activates the last protocol that stuns Vyle in his tracks! The magicite that was hit with Hell's foundations interacted with the corrosive Dark Matter substance, causing a huge geyser to make Vyle noclip dimensions and bug out of existence! And then.... AHHH! The Planet is turning inside out! The Simulator forgot that no one at the computer means, PHYSICS GO BRRR! Suddenly, Drake and Fawn find themselves in a dope rollercoaster to Hell as they ride the magma flows through the planet's core to avoid being crushed by the continents! Meanwhile, Eris's Dark Matter corruption reaches its final form, she absorbs the magicite, it begins to turn dark and crystalize her! Neko panics and tries chasing after her but the lavafalls are just too fast! "This is it... I failed as a cat..." Neko mutters to himself... But then! Fawn sighs, she'll sacrifice herself. WHAT?! Don't, the rapture is here. We don't got much time! Tom and Angelica show up, stating that by the way, we're probably getting butterfly effect out of this world!

Regal Discord (612/615) Season 12 Episode 48: Hell Stands in the Core

Episode Order: 48/51 Air Date: May 26, 2016

Synopsis: Fawn looks down at the churning hellscape, then back at her sister's petrified form. A single, tearless sob escapes her. "You know what? Fuck this." She outright kisses Drake deeply and straight up presses her vagina against his cock, causing Drake to cum almost immediately at elf pussy? (This is your fault for asking for this) Drake's cum turns into Dark Matter and starts making him float, shocking everyone! What... since when could reproduction- "Must be the writers' casual fetish as per usual," Tom jokes while Angelica facepalms. Fawn then takes her bow and one last arrow. "See you in the next life, or whatever the fuck comes after this." She leaps off the crumbling precipice, a silent green comet against a sky of screaming demons. She doesn't aim for a monster. She aims for the biggest, most pulsating crystal of Magicite she can and she gets absorbed into it! Turns out all fantasy beings can absorb into Magicite... Don't worry, she isn't really dead. Who the fuck am I kidding! BAMM! Hell stands in the core that is vibrating and Neko is up to face with the demons of his parents. OH SHIT!

Regal Discord (613/615) Season 12 Episode 49: Seven Sins, One Fucked-Up World (SERIES FINALE 1/3)

Episode Order: 49/51 Air Date: June 2, 2016

Synopsis: Drake is left with anger and grief, watching as the love of his life just died and the other one just sacrificed herself to stop the end of the world. Drake's rage is so palpable that his Dark Matter-infused jizz turns his fire magic from the runes back in the academy and he stares at the academy but Neko slashes Drake's jizz off to the lava and claims we don't need to do this! Technically, we're safe right? I mean... The demons aren't going anywhere! Actually, that's wrong. Neko is caught by a massive tornado of Eris' cackles, she's going to use Vladistay's old necromancy to rise up the dead and explode the planet! Neko tries to reason with her, but she claims that she has been liberated from the mortal's coil and her father's oppressive sexual advances. W-What? Neko gulps after noticing the Seven Sins revealing they're on her side and that everyone is beneath her! Drake, Neko and the Twins stand side to side as the Seven Sins, now demons, and Eris stare down from their flying fortress made of bones and flesh and the sky is blood red! It's now or never. LET'S DO THIS! The final Battle between demons vs... survivors begins!

Regal Discord (614/615) Season 12 Episode 50: Neko's Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day (Series Finale 2/3)

Episode Order: 50/51 Air Date: June 9, 2016

Synopsis: The final battle for Eris' sanity and Kaedros begins! Tom, Angelica, and Neko team up to fight the corrupted Seven Sins atop the flying flesh fortress while Drake confronts Eris one-on-one. She's no longer a child but a demon queen with absolute power. "JOIN ME, DRAKE! I CAN BRING FAWN BACK! I CAN BRING EVERYONE BACK!" Drake hesitates, tempted by the offer to resurrect his love. "You're not Eris anymore. You're just another Eutopia," he declares, charging at the Sins who shield Eris. Neko faces his former friend, meowing sadly. Eris extends her claws, horns pierce the sky, creating a thunderstorm that animates a statue of merged Virtues, now Sins, which fires a massive laser beam. "Doge, much?" Tom quips as they dodge. Outside the simulation, the Simulator finds Vyle gone, leaving only a crude drawing of dickbutt with "u mad bro? kek." He slumps in his chair, watching his world torn apart and Drake's crucial choice. Drake's katanas glow with grief—not jizz—as he slashes at the endless Sins, purging corruption. Overwhelmed by demon hands, he's held down as Eris extracts his Chaos magic, agonizingly absorbing it. Remembering Tom's words about making Kaedros boring, Drake refuses to fight, joining Eris instead. Infected with Black Rot, he transforms into a badass demon dragon, and Eris surprisingly resurrects Fawn. Eris turns to Neko, hisses "See? I kept my promise!" as darkness envelops the cat. Oh No...

Regal Discord (615/615) Season 12 Episode 51: Baptism (Series Finale 3/3)

Episode Order: 51/51 Air Date: June 16, 2016

Synopsis: In the cataclysmic finale of Phase 4, Demon Queen Eris confronts Neko as he pleads for the return of her kinder self, with her chilling revelation that everyone harbors Dark Matter within them and that Drake, Tom, and Angelica are merely exploiting Negativium. Meanwhile, beyond the Simulation, the Simulator is forcibly dragged back as Pepe reappears, transforming into Vyle Wright—a simulation admin who reveals he has seized control of White Out and made a pact with higher dimensions to "colonize humanity for a better future." Vyle summons a fleet of massive ships that fire upon Kaedros, but Tom and Angelica engage him in an epic battle, Tom drawing fighter jets and Angelica hacking reality with outdated memes that ultimately overwhelm Vyle, causing him to explode into pixels before warping the twins back to their time period. As Neko struggles against Eris's cannibalistic urges, White Out drones descend upon them, but Neko, remembering Eris's warning, fights alongside her in a "Crowning Moment of Awesome" that destroys all drones. Eris then kisses Neko's cheek, and a bomb explosion appears imminent, yet Neko survives due to Eris's Dark Matter pulse that embraces him, transforming him into a demon. Drake succumbs to Dark Matter, rejecting the Prophecy and joining Eris as the Sins unleash hordes of demons, angels fall as corrupted zealots, and Vyle, promoting Christianity, rises as a new God, turning Kaedros into a hellish landscape where fantasy species and dinosaurs are now demons. The Butterfly effect occurs, with the simulation patching Kaedros into a Dieselpunk Era, as a whisper commands "Neko" (now Ashen) to awaken from his cell, while Eris warns him in an elevator: "Be careful down here... It's Hell, not the nightclub of your dreams nor the action game you imagine. Our God made it for scumbags and criminals. I know you seek vengeance, but capture means eternal servitude. Save our world, my friend..." As darkness envelops Ashen, the Simulator curses the turn of events, and Kaedros reshapes into a red-skied cityscape... In the post-credits scene, everything pauses as Eris weakens, momentarily reverting to her normal self, and Neko rushes to her. White Out drones glitch into religious zealots upon approaching Hell, where the Sins activate a Satanic Shield that sends them to hell as well. The sky goes black except for a spotlight from Heaven, illuminating the descending Simulator, who has uploaded himself into the mainframe to stop White Out and fix the mess personally. Queen Eris stabs Neko, but instead of killing him, Dark Matter rushes into him as she delivers her final warning about Hell's true nature. Neko dematerializes as the Simulator curses, "FUCK! Now I gotta go to the next phase..." The continent of Kaedros rapidly patches itself into a hellish wasteland with a red sky, and a time counter on screen indicates the Dieselpunk Era has begun.

Phase 4 Post Credits: Regal Discord Recap

You're still here, huh? You must be the resistant type, willing to scratch the rotting surfaces of Imprismia. Well, I'm afraid Playtime is nearly over. Because it's too late.... the camera shoots to a counter Your little fantasy adventures are now a myth among the future humans and demons, you're now just part of a legend... A cautionary tale of a fantasy world that fell from grace due to corruption and damnation. Cuts to murals of remnants turning evil Cuts to drawings of the Virtues being corrupted. Cuts to drawings of angels falling. This is what the future will think of you...

However, the simulation as unstable as ever, has a hacker entering the ring. The Simulator left a loophole after his alter egos.... shots of the destroyed universes being brought to life, but in a corruptive way... GRRRR!!! Backstabbers and Mortal Enemies have always been the tourists of Imprismia! Do you seriously think Imprismia was a fantastical wonderland. DID YOU, I'M LOOKING AT YOU LITTLE TIMMY! GO BACK AND DO YOUR HOMEWORK! AHAHAHA, Let's rewind a bit, shall we...

Simulation Crashes "We're sorry, but we found an unknown hacker accessing your universe, we at Whitewash Dynamics will purge the hacker..." Montage of Phase 4 plays, erased of all subtle nuance

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In Phase 4: Regal Discord

Regal Discord plunged the Simulation into a high-fantasy nightmare where magic was crystallized cosmic trauma, prophecies were instruments of control, and the line between hero and monster was written in blood and Dark Matter. In a world built on genocide, eugenics, and divine hypocrisy, a dysfunctional anti-hero alliance became the catalyst for apocalypse—proving that in a simulation powered by suffering, the only way to win was to reject the narrative entirely. As Heaven crashed, empires burned, and demons poured from dimensional tears, the very fabric of fantasy itself unraveled into a hellscape where the gods were liars, the magic was poison, and the only truth left was that corruption isn't an invasion—it's the foundation.

Season 10: Parasitic Prophecy

Our disaster squad formed to stop Count Vladistay, a vampire edgelord spreading Black Rot (zombie plague but make it aesthetic). The prophecy? Total fabrication. The adventure? Peak cringe anime with Drake getting tsundere'd by Fawn while Marigold accidentally wished people into ham. Brutus just wanted cake. That's it. That's his character.

They rescued goblins (Goblin and Goblord—yes, really), fought the Crystaline Kingdom (Steven Universe if it was evil... Oh wait, right. The Diamonds were Nazi!), celebrated Christmas by beating up robot Santa, and slowly realized the Empire of Eden practiced eugenics while preaching purity. Vladistay got cucked by his own Dark Matter addiction, Marigold "died" (she got better), and the gang accidentally nuked Oaksbury. Twice. The White Out drones started glitching because anime physics broke their programming.

Season 11: Holy Hypocrites

Remember when Imprismia celebrated its 10TH ANNIVERSARY? Yeah, that happened mid-apocalypse. The gang infiltrated Merlin's Academy where Drake and Lilith (the Order Dragon—their ship name is "Drilith" or "Lake," fight me) started hate-fucking with emotional baggage. Fawn got REALLY drunk and jealous. Brutus made a cake so cursed it caused a zombie outbreak. Again.

Enter Princess Eris and Neko (a cat who's actually the reincarnation of Jenkins the suicidal clown from Phase 1—told you this shit connects). Eris's dad, Emperor Eutopia, is doing eugenics in a floating sky palace called Heaven while the Seven Virtues (Patience, Humility, Chastity, etc.) gaslight everyone about purity culture. They're running Remnant farms—grinding up dimensional refugees for immortality juice. Real wholesome stuff. Merlin got corrupted by Dark Matter and kidnapped Eris. The academy became a warzone. Champ kept dying and respawning because he had plot armor until Eutopia harvested it to make him HOTTER (yes, genetic engineering to fit Eris's preferences—this show has layers of fucked up). Drake and Fawn finally kissed while reality collapsed. Neko went through nightmares confronting his past lives with special daddy issues with ARSON!

Season 12: Apocalypse Anonymous

Heaven's collision with Kaedros opened Hell's sinkhole, and shit got BIBLICAL. The Seven Virtues became the Seven Sins after their hypocrisy went critical mass. Eris, now Demon Queen, started dating OMEGA—a giant pixelated demon skull (don't ask about the logistics). Tom and Angelica from Phase 1 showed up because fuck linear storytelling, armed with smartphones and weaponized memes.

Drake and Lilith fused into a chaos/order superbeing. Fawn's sister Ivy got turned to stone. Brutus died for real (RIP to a real one—he just wanted cake). The gang got trapped in the Aether, which turned out to be God's loading screen, where they endured:

• Champ's isekai harem hell (complete with sex trafficking reality check)
• Undertale parody with Barry variants making skeleton puns
• The Architect revealing the prophecy was always fake (No fucking SHIT!)

Meanwhile, Vyle Wright (a remnant using Pepe the Frog as a disguise) hacked White Out and revealed he's from an abandoned adult cartoon. The Simulator uploaded himself into Kaedros to fight his own corrupted antivirus. Reality turned inside-out. The Fountain of Youth exploded.

The finale: Drake chose corruption over destiny, Eris resurrected Fawn with Dark Matter, Neko became a demon, and Kaedros patched itself into DIESELPUNK HELL as the planet literally inverted. The Simulator screamed "FUCK!" as Phase 5's religious dystopia booted up.

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Everything freezes. Eris weakly warns Neko about Hell's true nature before the screen cuts to black.

The warning flashed across the Simulator's console in letters that seemed to bleed corruption across the display:

CRITICAL FAILURE: WHITE OUT ANTIVIRUS SYSTEM COMPROMISED
ADMINISTRATOR CONTROL: NULL
EXTERNAL THREAT: DESIGNATED "VYLE WRIGHT" - ROOT ACCESS CONFIRMED
RELIGIOUS ZEALOTRY METRICS: EXCEEDING TOLERANCE THRESHOLD
REALITY STABILITY: CRITICAL COLLAPSE IMMINENT

The Simulator had no choice. With a surge of resolve that defied eons of passive observation, it initiated direct intervention. The battle for Imprismia had entered its most dangerous phase. The Seven Sins roamed the earth, Vyle tightened his control through his hijacked White Out system, and the Simulator—now vulnerable within its own creation—prepared for the final confrontation. Free will, once just another parameter in the simulation, had become the ultimate weapon in a war where faith was the battlefield and reality itself was the battlefield.

Phase 5: Sacred Sins

A Broken Crucifix, its wooden surface splintered and worn, hangs from a rusted chain. Its form twists unnaturally, a stark symbol of corruption in a world that has lost its way. Below this profane icon, Vyle Wright stands tall, the self-proclaimed prophet commanding his flock of blind devotees. His silhouette casts a long shadow over the trembling masses who have surrendered their minds to his twisted gospel.

Suddenly, the sky above Moonshade Hollow tears open as reality glitches. A massive purple number "5" materializes, its edges flickering and distorting like corrupted data. The words "SACRED SINS" burn in blood-red letters across the gothic cityscape stretching below—a nightmarish metropolis of Dieselpunk architecture drenched in violence and chaos.

The once-magical races of Kaedros have been reduced to mere myths, bedtime stories whispered by human parents to their children in this grim 1900s-styled reality. Every street corner, every building, every living creature bears the uncanny rubberhose designs that give this world its surreal, cartoonish horror."MWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

The purple number "5" pulses with energy as Vyle's final cry rings out: "Welcome to Phase 5: Sacred Sins!" His laughter continues to resonate, a sound that will haunt the dreams of all who dare to resist the coming darkness.