Sacred Sins (616/768) Season 13 Episode 1: Assassins from Hell

Episode Order: 1/51 Air Date: June 30, 2016

Synopsis: A year ago, in the spiraling depths of Hell's asylum system, Ashen—a creature of pure Dark Matter, more valuable than any common convict—stood before Lucifer's proposition: prove his innocence in the fighting pits and join the secret assassin operation. Despite his desperate claims of being framed, he descended through the circles of Hell, each battle a testament to his promise that he'd clear his name. In a smoke-filled room above, Vyle addressed religious leaders, urging them to trust his plan as the "great awakening" approached. Ashen emerged victorious but conflicted, his path crossing with Mercy, Mortis, and Boom Boom—three lost souls like himself, all seeking redemption in Lucifer's twisted program. As Lucifer extended the job offer, Ashen's mind raced with alternatives, wondering if maybe he could suggest group activities instead of assassination.

Sacred Sins (617/768) Season 13 Episode 2: The Baker's Bounty

Episode Order: 2/51 Air Date: July 7, 2016

Synopsis: The scene opens on Moonshade Hollow before cutting to the Umbra Gangsters' hideout in an abandoned factory bordering Hell. Ashen stares at a bounty poster for Bartholomew "Barty" Higgins, a baker wanted for "Heresetical Confectionery"—poisoning a customer. Boom Boom admits to building Barty's clown car, prompting a chaotic chase through Moonshade Hollow. Mercy reassures Ashen as Mortis performs bizarre medical procedures while the car flips. Boom Boom throws inert bombs (parole restrictions). Barty flees through different zones before crashing into a bakery. Covered in frosting, he surrenders only to be brutally shot, his soul collected by Lucifer. Ashen notices new stats appearing after the mission.

Sacred Sins (618/768) Season 13 Episode 3: The Devil's in the Details

Episode Order: 3/51 Air Date: July 14, 2016

Synopsis: Lucifer's new mandate: capture a rogue Remnant, a sentient cartoon stapler named "Stabby," who's been "organizing" office workers into a union. During the ride, Dr. Mortis claims he also remembers organizing but it was... organizing organs for his soul batteries. The hunt leads to a bleak corporate tower where Stabby has weaponized paperwork. The fight is a clusterfuck of flying staples and ergonomic chair combat. They capture the stapler, but as they turn it in, Mercy notices the "union" was just a front for a data-theft ring run by Vyle. Lucifer doesn't give a shit. Stats go up. System's working as intended. AHAHAHA! Ashen feels nervous upon the mention of Vyle Wright but then Stabby nearly escapes but gets blown up by one of Boom Boom's silly landmines!

Sacred Sins (619/768) Season 13 Episode 4: Baptism of Fire

Episode Order: 4/51 Air Date: July 21, 2016

Synopsis: Lucifer, in a fit of performative piety, sends the crew to "bless" a speakeasy serving "unholy" liquor. This is a shakedown, plain and simple. The owner, a jaded ex-zealot named Jezebel, tells them to fuck off. The "blessing" becomes a full-blown bar brawl. Mercy aerial-kicks a bible-thumper through a stained-glass window. Boom Boom turns the bar taps into makeshift flamethrowers and Ashen tries to reason with the ex-zealot, maybe they can find common ground! But Jezebel pulls a shotgun and tries to kill the devil, but he uses his physics to dodge all the bullets! Dr. Mortis calmly stitches up a impaled bouncer while critiquing the poor structural integrity of the building. They collect the "sin tax" and leave. Later, back at the hideout, Ashen discovers the liquor was just moonshine. The whole "holy war" was just a protection racket for Lucifer's side hustle. He feels sick! Oh Well, how many people do we even need to kill here? notices dozen of criminal needing death Damm!

Sacred Sins (620/768) Season 13 Episode 5: Static on the Wire

Episode Order: 5/51 Air Date: July 28, 2016

Synopsis: A new bounty: a Remnant radio host broadcasting "subversive jazz" and questioning the fraudulent God. The crew tracks the signal to a rooftop antenna. The host is a smooth-talking cartoon wolf who keeps trying to sell vapes to children and Mortis is sent on a solo-mission with Boom Boom, as the mission requires stealth. The wolf tries to talk Mortis into suicide, but he admits he has been dead for centuries and has no need for that! Meanwhile, Boom Boom tries to disable the antenna but accidentally overloads it, broadcasting their conversation across Moonshade Hollow. Suddenly, the hypnotized cast sprint to the tower to wreck it and they all fall to their doom, including the wolf. Mercy and Ashen are not amused!

Sacred Sins (621/768) Season 13 Episode 6: Little Shop of Sorrow

Episode Order: 6/51 Air Date: August 4, 2016

Synopsis: 12 YEARS OF IMPRISMIA! CONGRATS! Lucifer claims he's opening up a shop for the damned! He needs them to go retrieve a "special" plant from a botanist. The plant is a screaming, carnivorous Remnant that eats memories. The botanist is a reclusive, trench-coat-wearing weirdo who keeps trying to sell the gang black market Toon Spirits. The plant escapes after a small bar fight with the botanist and goes on a rampage through a public market, eating the memories of zealots, causing them to forget their prayers. Chaos. Fucking. Ensues. The crew has to wrangle the screaming vegetable before White Out drones show up to meditate the violence with some good old-fashioned deletion. They capture it, but not before it takes a bite out of Boom Boom's holographic mustache. He's forgotten how to be evil and now just wants to open a quaint little tea shop. Lucifer is pissed and reluctantly becomes the mascot of Boom Boom's tea shop for a day to make up for it.

Sacred Sins (622/768) Season 13 Episode 7: Pocket Demons (Pokemon Parody)

Episode Order: 7/51 Air Date: August 11, 2016

Synopsis: As remnants of the destroyed fantasy races emerge from Kaedros' underground layers, the government implements a controversial program equipping youths with Soul Battery capture devices to contain these beings. Lucifer assigns the Umbra Gangsters to intercept a particularly dangerous Kaedran Kin—a nightmare-fueled entity attempting to form a cult among children. The mission devolves into chaos as kids attempt captures while the creature attacks, culminating in the Kin's destruction and a mass release of contained creatures when Boom Boom accidentally triggers the capture devices, flooding Moonshade Hollow with escaped fantasy beings. Don't worry, Ashen says this should decrease crime!

Sacred Sins (623/768) Season 13 Episode 8: All You Need Is Kill

Episode Order: 8/51 Air Date: August 18, 2016

Synopsis: The Umbra Gangsters are tasked with eliminating a high-value target: a Remnant soldier from a collapsed Call of Duty-esque universe, now trying to raid the American Military HQ for nuke launch codes. The problem? The soldier's Remnant nature gives him a save state. He keeps respawning at the last checkpoint so death can't even hold him. The crew has to fight their way through the same 30-second loop of gunfire and then Ashen stumbles upon psychic powers and finds out the Simulator had been hijacking his brain! HEY! The Simulator's voice shrugs, claiming it's just using him as a host cause its simulation got hacked! The Simulator disables the save state, causing the soldier to try and kill them in fear but then Lucifer shows up to drag his ass into hell! Everyone else looks at Ashen talking to himself like a insane person! Huh?

Sacred Sins (624/768) Season 13 Episode 9: Among the Sleep

Episode Order: 9/51 Air Date: August 25, 2016

Synopsis: A new target: a evil chesire cat putting random people to sleep to get them to worship God! The Gang drive through a traffic zone of drunk assholes and then get into the abandoned apartment of the target. The chesire cat's smile is the only thing visible as it torments the gang with nightmares! But it doesn't really work when the cast are made out of dark matter! Ashen tries to awkwardly spare the monster but it tries to kill them and then Mercy slices its head off and Mortis decides to take its brain to study the effects of Dark Matter on the brain! The cat's smile still haunts the screen! This is a nightmare fuel for a reason! Literally, like they can just use the cat's brain to upgrade themselves, lol!

Sacred Sins (625/768) Season 13 Episode 10: When Cakes Lie

Episode Order: 10/51 Air Date: September 1, 2016

Synopsis: The gang gets a new bounty from Lucifer: capture Doug Rattmann, a Remnant scientist from a collapsed Portal-style universe. Doug's crime? He's been building the replacement cores for the American Theocracy's dying power grid using a sentient ai known as VortOS. The ai promises cake if you help it. The gang infiltrates the facility, and it's a fucking puzzle-box nightmare of laser grids and neurotoxin vents. VortOS tries to play them against each other, laughing maniacally before unleashing the white out drones that try to sanitize them. They escape with Doug, but not before he rigs the whole place to explode. The cake was a lie and he tries to kill them to take the credit but the cast disappears with a comically small car under a crevice and Doug realizes he's holding a bomb! OH NO- Explosion

Sacred Sins (626/768) Season 13 Episode 11: A Offering

Episode Order: 11/51 Air Date: September 8, 2016

Synopsis: The Umbra Gangsters are sent to stop a cult that's sacrificing Remnants to their supposed God, who they think lives in a local landfill. It turns out the "god" is just a massive, sentient pile of garbage controlled by a hive-mind of discarded gothic gangster grelims. The cult leader, Zealot Josiah, is there to document the "miracle" for Vyle. The gang has to fight a trash monster that keeps throwing old televisions and rusty car parts at them. Mortis is in heaven, literally trying to salvage every piece of old technology as a blast of the past while Mercy begs everyone to focus. They defeat the monster, but Josiah escapes, leaving behind a single, glitching Vyle-branded bible. The plot thickens, and the garbage smells like existential dread.

Sacred Sins (627/768) Season 13 Episode 12: The Man Who Fell To Earth

Episode Order: 12/51 Air Date: September 15, 2016

Synopsis: A meteor crashes in the industrial zone, and Lucifer wants the crew to claim the "divine" rock for Hell's armory. They arrive to find a crashed spaceship and Blurb pops out with the captain completely dead! His brain got like comatosed from the stupidity parasite. The crew finds the captain's log—a desperate, rambling account of a species that achieved utopia, got bored and left their neglected slug here and now Blurb is wandering off to find stupid people, but Boom Boom really wants to adopt it and give it a good home, but then Blurb finds a new host in the form of a random police officer known as Jericho who screeches at the sight of Ashen, where he claims everything is good! Jericho turns into a hissing angel-thing and attacks the crew with mind-bullets that make them forget the alphabet, but the crew just beats the shit out of him with cartoon logic and Jericho is left in a coma, and the crew escapes before White Out arrives to delete the evidence. And no one noticed Blurb crawling into Jericho's ear. Whoops. Checkmate, atheists!

Sacred Sins (628/768) Season 13 Episode 13: RIP AND TEAR (DOOM Parody)

Episode Order: 13/51 Air Date: September 22, 2016

Synopsis: Lucifer, in a rare moment of not being a total cocksucker, gives the crew a "vacation" mission: clean out a nest of feral Remnants infesting an old subway station with the simple directive "Rip and tear." As the gore-soaked funhouse of twitching cartoon corpses unfolds, Mercy carves through the horde with gleeful abandon, her movements a deadly dance of aerial kicks and cleaver slashes, but her eyes keep finding Ashen amidst the chaos. When they're cornered by a giant demon mocking Ashen's puniness, something snaps in the timid demon—his repressed rage erupts as he tears the creature apart with his bare hands. Mercy freezes, blood splattering her cheek, watching Ashen scream into the abyss with a primal ferocity that sends an unexpected shiver through her. For once, her dominant nature wavers, replaced by a dangerous flutter of attraction as she sees the raw power hidden beneath his usual cowardice, a side of him that makes her want both to fight alongside him and surrender to him.

Sacred Sins (629/768) Season 13 Episode 14: The Usual Suspects

Episode Order: 14/51 Air Date: September 29, 2016

Synopsis: After the subway massacre, the crew are shockingly allowed to take the day off?! But Ashen's day is ruined when a suspiscious zealot rival gang tries to kill him for being black and a demon! The gang get interrogated by Officer Jericho, who's been acting weird with Blurb munching on brain matter, making him more unhinged. He rants about how the Umbra Gangsters are a conspiracy by the "deep state" to turn the frogs gay. The crew just fucking leaves, but not before Jericho promises "I'll be back!" like a bargain bin Arnold. Later, Mercy finds a traumatized Ashen and tries to comfort him, leading to a surprisingly tender moment where she admits she's falling for the rage-monster hiding inside him. This is the most romantic thing to happen in Hell since... ever.

Sacred Sins (630/768) Season 13 Episode 15: A Clockwork Oranges

Episode Order: 15/51 Air Date: October 6, 2016

Synopsis: Lucifer sends the crew to bust up an underground fight club where Remnants are forced to battle for the amusement of rich aristocrats in the great Clock Tower which gives the Simulator the jeebies as it reminds him of Tick Tock. Yeah they had beef together, whole phase centered on that. (Primal Chords) The main event? A hulking brute named "The Punchline" who's literally just a corrupted cartoon boxing glove with legs. The club's owner, a sleazy Crowley family associate, is rigging bets. Boom Boom gets a gambling addiction and bets their entire mission payout. The fight turns into a chaotic mess of flying gears and broken slot machines. They free the Remnants, but Boom Boom loses the money, forcing the crew to sell Lucifer's favorite throne for cash. See, No Tick Tock! ...Yet. cuts to a bunch of zealots whipping other religious retards to make a social media app in Tick Tock's name!

Sacred Sins (631/768) Season 13 Episode 16: This is America

Episode Order: 16/51 Air Date: October 13, 2016

Synopsis: The crew's next target is a Remnant politician who's running for office on a platform of "traditional values," and has secret plans to assassinate the president, John Remington and outdo the Umbra Gangsters in skill! Lucifer claims that they need to stop the rival to prove they are to be feared, even if half the team doesn't want to save Remington! Political differences start rising after Ashen's neutrality causes Boom Boom to claim democrats are better with explosives and then Mortis nostalgia-baits the traditional past of monarchy and monarchy! The mission turns into a surreal chase through a political rally where the candidate gets SHOT by Ashen after he stammers about gun safety with the cast and he turns into a Lizard Person and runs off! The crowd is cheering! ... What the FUCK? The Simulator admitted it was probably a easter egg by Vyle, he really likes conspiracies! They chase after the lizardman and then they corner him where he yells about freedom and the Gang are outnumbered by hypnotized residents where they get saved by Lucifer! He claims he has a new assignment for them, a bigger assignment. This was just a test!

Sacred Sins (632/768) Season 13 Episode 17: Devil's Due

Episode Order: 17/51 Air Date: October 20, 2016

Synopsis: Lucifer's bigger assignment: escort Soul Batteries through Cain's industrial wasteland territory. Cain, that original murderer, wants the batteries for his damned army. Ambush. Cain's feral bikers swarm the convoy—Mad Max chaos erupts. Mortis' bone-saw screams against moving targets. Boom Boom's holographic explosions light the blood-soaked night. Mercy goes berserker, wings slick with gore. Cain appears—pure nihilism—and beats Ashen bloody. Ashen stumbles into an automobile mecha and obliterates Cain's forces. Cain retreats, vowing revenge. Mission accomplished, but Lucifer's smug grin says it all: recruitment for his coming war. Ashen just wants one normal day.

Sacred Sins (633/768) Season 13 Episode 18: All Hallow's Scream (Halloween Special)

Episode Order: 18/51 Air Date: October 27, 2016

Synopsis: When Josiah learns of the demons' Sinner's Gala, he dispatches Krampus—Santa's twisted doppelgänger—to infiltrate and "redeem" them. The Umbra Gangsters just want to get hammered at some dive in Hell's lower districts. Krampus arrives with his birch-switch morality, whipping sinners for jaywalking and spitting on the sidewalk. Boom Boom challenges him to a holiday-themed showdown, their brawl escalating into cartoon chaos. Krampus drunkenly exposes Josiah's plot, but Ashen cuts through the religious bullshit with brutal honesty: "You're just another rape-child of a fake god worshipping your own trauma. I don't do holidays or any religion." The words hit harder than any birch branch. Krampus collapses, sobbing, and produces a noose. Before he can end it, Santa crashes through the ceiling, spanks his brother senseless, and drags him off to some infernal strip club. The gang stares, drinks, and moves on. ERM, Did That Just Happen?! me with nerd emoji

Sacred Sins (634/768) Season 13 Episode 19: The Manchurian Candycane

Episode Order: 19/51 Air Date: November 3, 2016

Synopsis: When Ashen lands on a Christian hitlist, the Umbra Gangsters infiltrate "The Red Pill," a conspiracy cult Boom Boom mistakenly believes to be a classic 9/11-style terrorist organization. After triggering a trap and getting captured, they face a bootleg Captain Price Remnant who attempts to brainwash them with a strange serum. Ashen's Dark Matter powers corrupt the injection, turning the entire cult into MAGA-chanting zombies as the crew escapes amid a stray match-induced inferno, discovering a stolen Chinese candy cane that provokes an enraged Santa.

Sacred Sins (635/768) Season 13 Episode 20: Five Faces of Futility

Episode Order: 20/51 Air Date: November 10, 2016

Synopsis: After a White Out drone erases a random citizen for "un-American thoughts," the Umbra Gangsters are sent to destroy a server farm. Inside, they find five identical Remnant scientists, each a failed backup of a single mind. They run like zombies, screaming in binary, and fuse into a writhing mass of flesh and code. When Dr. Mortis gets a cult following of these scientists, he declares himself "God of the Broken," and then Mercy kicks him in the balls, and they kill the monster. Lucifer is pissed, not because they failed, but because they destroyed a potential source of cheap labor. Fucking capitalism, man. REEEE!

Sacred Sins (636/768) Season 13 Episode 21: R.I.P Harambe

Episode Order: 21/51 Air Date: November 17, 2016

Synopsis: A new bounty: Capture the killer who killed our dear little gorilla friend! Oh you don't know him? He was at the Sunshine Zoo until SOMEONE assassinated him for trying to escape the zoo! The crew is sent to a zoo where animals are genetically spliced with Remnant DNA, creating abominations. The main suspect is this cocky little rival of the Gangsters, known as the "Red Death," a Remnant from a collapsed Five Nights at Freddy's universe who thinks he's hot shit. The hunt turns into a goddamn slasher flick as animatronic horrors stalk them through the night and Ashen tries to make amends with the Red Death but comically fails as the Red Death gets shredded by a genetically modified hippo. Lucifer shows up, collects the hippo's soul, and says, "Dicks out for Harambe." The gang just stares in horrified silence.

Sacred Sins (637/768) Season 13 Episode 22: Dank Souls

Episode Order: 22/51 Air Date: November 24, 2016

Synopsis: Lucifer, bored out of his fucking mind, forces the Umbra Gangsters into a "tournament of champions" in Hell's fighting pits after he takes out his anger over John Remington winning the election and now all we see is anti-orange propaganda. Their opponents? A bunch of tryhard edgelords who've consumed so much Dark Matter they think they're in a FromSoftware game. They keep rolling around, screaming "PRAISE THE SUN!" at the lava pits, and talking about "gitting gud." Mercy systematically dismembers every single one of them. Boom Boom gets so tilted he rage-quits by detonating the entire arena. They win by default. Lucifer is not amused. The Simulator is just recounting whatever twitter posts he was reading in Ashen's brain!

Sacred Sins (638/768) Season 13 Episode 23: The Big Short

Episode Order: 23/51 Air Date: December 1, 2016

Synopsis: The crew gets a tip about a Remnant stockbroker who's created a derivative market based on the probability of souls going to Hell. He's basically short-selling damnation. The target is a fast-talking wolf in a zoot suit who's rigged the system. The chase leads through a literal stock exchange made of bone and screaming souls. But when its revealed to be Luther, he sends out his goonies to attack the gang! Ashen gets reminded of his childhood and starts going on a preschool-murder spree on baby sloptoons! The crew captures the broker, but Lucifer doesn't give a shit about financial crimes. He just melts the guy down for parts. "Can't take it with you," he shrugs. The market collapses, causing a minor recession in the afterlife. DON'T WORRY, THAT'S WHY JOHN WON! DOGE IS UP TO THE MOON!

Sacred Sins (639/768) Season 13 Episode 24: Punch-Nazi

Episode Order: 24/51 Air Date: December 8, 2016

Synopsis: When President John unveils his new pet Doge, Vyle gets triggered and deploys Nazi Remnants to Moonshade Hollow, attempting to one-up himself as the "real" villain. The Umbra Gangsters enthusiastically accept their first uncomplicated mission—beating Nazis! Tracking them to a warehouse of stolen art, they encounter General Von Stroheim's monologue about racial purity, which Ashen dismisses with, "At least this isn't Steven Bumiverse!" Confused Nazis get wrecked: Mercy boots Von Stroheim through a wall, while the crew demolishes the rest. The respawning problem? Ashen's newly awakened psychic powers, courtesy of the Simulator, disintegrate them into code fragments for sweet stats. Vyle's crackle from a nearby TV: "Now we're playing with power." Lucifer's just mad they didn't grab any art for his office. Punching Nazis: one thing we don't need to concede our morality on.

Sacred Sins (640/768) Season 13 Episode 25: Milkshake Duck

Episode Order: 25/51 Air Date: December 15, 2016

Synopsis: The crew is sent after a Remnant named "Glorg," a sentient blob of milkshake with a duck head who became a viral sensation for helping old ladies cross the street. Lucifer wants him harvested for Soul Batteries. They find Glorg but he manages to flee at the sound of gunfire, but then the crew finds out that Glorg has a dark side—he's a cannibal who liquefies and devours his fans after they get bored of him. The confrontation is a sticky, disgusting mess in a dairy factory. Boom Boom slips on a puddle of cherry victim, Mortis tries to "taste" Glorg for science, and Mercy eventually just freezes the abomination solid and shatters him. The whole city is now mourning a monster but then John comes out with Doge and magically they forget everything because of course!

Sacred Sins (641/768) Season 13 Episode 26: Krampus' Konsumerism Krusade (Christmas Special)

Episode Order: 26/51 Air Date: December 22, 2016

Synopsis: It's Christmas, and that means our favorite traumatized goat-man is back and this time, he went to therapy to meet Josiah for help to "redeem" sinners. Krampus, now armed with a credit card reader and a corporate-mandated smile, declares the War on Christmas is over—because he's monetized it and claims that every kid in... reads script What Universe are we in? "American Theocracy"? Oh... well he's basically going to give every kid a lump of coal to teach them the horrors of capitalism! The crew tracks him to a mall where he's forcing Santa's elves to assemble "Redemption Kits" to every cozy demon in town and gets tackled by security that the gang used as "cosplay"! Krampus cries with tears streaming down his face about redemption and he knew his brother would want this! Just as Ashen felt any pang of guilt, his gang killed him and collected his soul. Yeah, he deserved that.

Sacred Sins (642/768) Season 13 Episode 27: The Long Piss

Episode Order: 27/51 Air Date: December 29, 2016

Synopsis: Lucifer, hungover and pissy after the holidays, sends the crew to assassinate a rival crime lord: "Long Piss" which yes that's what he's called. He's been smuggling drugs into the Theocracy and John Remington, a being of pure unity and hatred for the dwellers beyond the wall, wants him dead. The crew find Long Piss in a sewer hideout, but he's not a crime lord—he's just a guy with a really, really long dick who pissed on the wrong church steeple. John's religious police misinterpreted it as a declaration of war and is about to launch a nuke code but turns out it was just a bomb made out of confetti! I mean, we aren't that stupid! The gang has to decide if they follow orders or let a poor dude with a bizarre medical condition live... Or we can just cut off his DICK! That's what we did! Long Piss's soul gets collected and Lucifer has a good laugh before suddenly, his phone is ringing with "HAPPY 2017!" Who the fuck said it was 2017! It's... dementia spirals in!

Sacred Sins (643/768) Season 13 Episode 28: Logan Lucky

Episode Order: 28/51 Air Date: January 5, 2017

Synopsis: The Umbra Gangsters are dispatched to Moonshade Penitentiary to quell a prison break led by Lucky Logan—a lottery winner who squandered his fortune on foot fetish pics and now leads a cult of like-minded deviants. Their escape plan, so idiotic it borders on genius, accidentally triggers a prison-wide riot by starting a "the floor is lava" game. As the Simulator plays along to avoid the rising lava, Logan's arrogance proves his downfall when Boom Boom's stray explosive collapses the cell block, trapping him. Mercy complains about extraction difficulties until Ashen phases through a wall using his cartoon physics, snatches Logan's unconscious form, and unceremoniously drops him into Hell's waiting grasp. Meanwhile, in the deepest layers of Hell, the Seven Sins feel the disturbance—a fresh soul's arrival awakens something in their bureaucratic torment, and Pride begins to coordinate an unprecedented convergence, sensing an opportunity to expand their influence beyond their designated circles.

Sacred Sins (644/768) Season 13 Episode 29: Sloth's Sabbath

Episode Order: 29/51 Air Date: January 12, 2017

Synopsis: Dr. Mortis's latest "vacation" assignment takes him to Moonshade Hollow's most exclusive spa—a sanctuary where relaxation has become a void of purpose—to retrieve their renowned "relaxation specialist." The specialist is Sloth, a monstrous, immobile creature whose soul-crushing aura of procrastination nearly ensnares Mortis in a state of blissful inaction when he attempts to study it, unaware of the sin's true nature. Meanwhile, back at their hideout, Lucifer paces with mounting anxiety, convinced the sins below Hell must be "hungry for whatever criminals we have killed!" Though the crew prepares to intervene, Lucifer forbids it, declaring the sins to be a test of faith. Boom Boom looks dejected without his fellow friend for mayhem while Lucifer decides to reluctantly send the cast down to different layers, split up and defeat each sin to stop them from coming after his disclosed business! Otherwise, he'll be under the threat of multiple sins.

Sacred Sins (645/768) Season 13 Episode 30: Wrath of the Khan

Episode Order: 30/51 Air Date: January 19, 2017

Synopsis: Boom Boom is summoned in the Wrath Layer, a perpetual mosh pit of explosive rage where souls are fighting in bloodshed and anger issues culminate in a violent clusterfuck of epic proportions. He's sent to assassinate a soul who's been "too angry." That soul is Wrath, the Raging Bull, a Minotaur-esque brute who weaponizes anger as "righteous holy war," turning the entire layer into a non-stop riot. Boom Boom's bombs just make him stronger. The fight is a fucking disaster movie. The only way Boom Boom wins is by not fighting. He rigs a massive, elaborate Rube Goldberg machine of full-blown Home Alone traps that culminates in a comically giant anvil dropping on Wrath's head. Wrath stumbles back before being knocked out and Boom Boom takes the role of Wrath to destroy the layer!

Sacred Sins (646/768) Season 13 Episode 31: The Greed is Good

Episode Order: 31/51 Air Date: January 26, 2017

Synopsis: Greed's layer is a hellscape of Dickensian factories and soul-crushing capitalism, a non-stop shift of meaningless labor for imaginary wages. Lucifer is dropped here, chained by Greed to an assembly line, forced to stamp "SINNER" on Soul Batteries for all eternity. Greed, a grotesque Piggy Banks creature, preaches the prosperity gospel while hoarding every resource. Lucifer, a bootlicker who hates being on the bottom, snaps. He uses every ounce of his warden authority to unionize the damned, turning Greed's own system against him. He leads a full-blown worker revolution but they get shot by Greed's security, where he challnges Lucifer in a Russian Roulette with actual shotguns! Lucifer's sheer, unadulterated rage at being treated like a common slave is so potent it shorts out Greed's soul-harvesting machinery. Greed implodes from the sheer shock of losing profit. Lucifer, now free, just grunts and says "Capitalism is only good when I'm in charge." Fucking hypocrite.

Sacred Sins (647/768) Season 13 Episode 32: The Lust for Life

Episode Order: 32/51 Air Date: February 2, 2017

Synopsis: Rubber chains snapped as Mercy burst from the chair, her Southern fury igniting like kerosene. In Lust's breeding chamber—a nightmare of forced multiplication—she moved like a storm across the bayou, aerial grace meeting brutal efficiency. The bovine Sin's taunts about Mercy's "hidden desires" died as her cleavers sliced through tentacles, each strike carrying memories of Esperanza's humid nights and family warnings about "proper Southern girls." When Lust invoked her family, Mercy's wings blazed with holy fire. "My momma raised me better than to prey on the vulnerable, you grotesque perversion," she snarled, blinding the creature before her boot connected with its skull. As demonic leers followed her traditional curves, she delivered a middle-finger salute that would make her preacher daddy blush, striding out while promising herself she'd return to Ashen—come Hell or high water.

Sacred Sins (648/768) Season 13 Episode 33: A Violent Affair (Love Day Special)

Episode Order: 33/51 Air Date: February 9, 2017

Synopsis: The crew gets a rare, Lucifer-mandated "night off" where Ashen finally sends his girlfriend, Mercy out on a sweet, surprisingly romantic dinner date at "The Last Supper," a fancy-ass restaurant in Hell's less-damned district. No Jericho coming out of the sewers with a gun or any weird-ass shit! Just two demons in love. Ashen prepares to sing a cutesy song of violence and how Mercy SLICES her victims apart as they go kayaking and watch the sunset, but then the date gets violently interrupted when a rival demon gang crashes the party. Mercy and Ashen, instead of panicking, share a look of pure, unadulterated glee and turn the restaurant into a fucking symphony of carnage. Their foreplay is a mosh pit of broken bones and arterial spray. They fuck in a walk-in freezer amidst the corpses, because nothing says "I love you" like a good old sims-style-woohoo in a refrigerator. How wholesome in a adult cartoon!

Sacred Sins (649/768) Season 13 Episode 34: Gluttony's Kitchen

Episode Order: 34/51 Air Date: February 16, 2017

Synopsis: When Jericho's psychic powers drag him into Gluttony's layer—a culinary nightmare that would make Gordon Ramsay shit himself—the cop finds himself starring in Hell's Kitchen: Cannibal Edition. Gluttony, the bloated tiger Sin, greets him with a mouthful of human spleen, screaming about "harvest abundance" between chews. Jericho, horrified beyond reason, unleashes a psychic blast of pure religious disgust so potent it causes the Sin to violently explode, showering everything in partially digested sinners. Lucifer, watching from above, snaps his fingers. "Congratulations, you're promoted," he sneers, immediately enslaving the twitching cop to collect Gluttony's scattered remains for Hell's next all-you-can-eat buffet. Montgomery's gonna be sooo pissed!

Sacred Sins (650/768) Season 13 Episode 35: Envy's Echo Chamber

Episode Order: 35/51 Air Date: February 23, 2017

Synopsis: Ashen plunged into Envy's glittering pits of comparative suffering, the hypnotic snake coiling around him as memories of childhood hunger and stolen bread flooded his mind—each jewel a taunting reminder of privileges denied. "Your desire proves you're mine," the Sin hissed, but Ashen's free will surged, his fingers crushing a pulsating gemstone. "I wanted to survive, not become you!" he snarled as the jewel exploded, shattering the Sin's psychological landscape and sending the snake recoiling in disbelief as envy fragments rained down around the defiant demon standing panting in the ruins.

Sacred Sins (651/768) Season 13 Episode 36: Pride Cometh Before the Sledgehammer

Episode Order: 36/51 Air Date: March 2, 2017

Synopsis: Lucifer confronted Pride atop her throne, her saccharine smile masking the screams of the damned below. She mocked his vigilante operation, declaring him a traitor to the system he supposedly served. "Fall already!" she giggled, her feathers shimmering with delusional self-worth. Lucifer's bootlicker rage boiled over as he screamed his perfection to the heavens. Pride charged, but Lucifer met her head-on, their collision like deer battling for territory. Her attacks were all flash, no substance. Fueled by pure indignation, Lucifer grabbed a sledgehammer and obliterated her in a single swing. Her liberated victims stormed the temple, dragging Pride's remains to a stake as Lucifer lit the match. Six Sins down, their powers now his to command. Wait, Six?!

Sacred Sins (652/768) Season 13 Episode 37: The Sins of the Father

Episode Order: 37/51 Air Date: March 9, 2017

Synopsis: Dr. Mortis won the slowest fucking chess game with Sloth by making a move every century, and the slothful sin, too apathetic to even care, dissolved into a puddle of boredom. With all seven Sins defeated and their powers absorbed, Hell's layers crumbled like a cheap set, Mortis clinging to a pole with Boom Boom while Lucifer gloated about absorbing all the sins like a cosmic vacuum. But Pride, in her final moments, had a contingency plan—she used her dying breath to launch a projectile of pure concentrated ego at Vyle White's control tower, causing a catastrophic feedback loop that made Lucifer violently puke up all the sins' corrupted essences, which fused into a screaming, seven-faced monster that captured the great goat demon and rampaged through Moonshade Hollow! Ashen and Mercy just stared at the chaos, thinking, "Well, that escalated quickly."

Sacred Sins (653/768) Season 13 Episode 38: Parry for the Course (Luck Day Special)

Episode Order: 38/51 Air Date: March 16, 2017

Synopsis: Parry the Lucky gambler tumbled into Moonshade Hollow, parrying Sins' attacks like cosmic ping-pong while searching for a casino—only to get crotch-punched by a sentient slot machine. Discovering a fidget spinner disposal unit, the broke bastard had his "eureka" moment: selling cursed spinners to zealots promising to "spin away the gay," which predictably exploded into rainbows and sparked a witch hunt for the "Fidget Fairy." The glittery chaos distracted the Sins-Monster long enough to face-punch itself, while Parry briefly became a celebrity before John Remington shot him and stole his "glorious inventions" to corrupt Gen Z.

Sacred Sins (654/768) Season 13 Episode 39: The Umbra Academy

Episode Order: 39/51 Air Date: March 23, 2017

Synopsis: Lucifer, desperate for new goons after the Sin-fiasco, forces the Umbra Gangsters to run a bootcamp for newly-damned noobs. Ashen whines about the point if this if WE ALREADY Hated this place! Mercy turns it into a brutal "how-to-not-die" seminar, teaching knife skills with actual knives. Boom Boom tries to teach advanced bomb-making, but the recruits are suddenly betraying the gang after they reveal the type of crimes they did are worse than the Umbra Gangsters where Ashen just casually takes them out and flips off Lucifer! Lucifer laughs it off as "weeding out the weak," but he's secretly sweating. His power base is crumbling, and he knows it. Ashen isn't the punching bag like he was... life cycles ago!

Sacred Sins (655/768) Season 13 Episode 40: The Great Meme War of 2017

Episode Order: 40/51 Air Date: March 30, 2017

Synopsis: Bored out of his skull, Vyle discovers he's temporarily god of the Simulation and immediately unleashes memetic chaos: the Simulator warns Ashen with a nosebleed and cryptic "final war" message as all phones glitch to reveal Vyle's newest creation, "The Vormits" Four Frog Boy Band, whose diss tracks literally explode the heads of low-IQ zealots, forcing the Umbra Gangsters into a cringe-worthy meme war counterattack while Ashen gets decked by a hyper-realistic PNG of Justin Bieber and Logan Paul boxing it out, leaving Mercy utterly baffled whether this is reality or the universe's worst acid trip. Imprismia Phase 5:

Sacred Sins - Season 14 Trailer Summary: Cars Revving Things have been going WILD FOR MOONSHADE HOLLOW! With Lucifer having just unleashed the sins to the world, the Umbra Gangsters are launched to a completely NEW SEASON. THIS TIME AROUND? Cuts to the abandoned park known as Periwinkle Park We're taking a walk down nostalgia, these childhood creations are happy to see you again! Won't you make a treat with... gunshot Familiar faces like Tom and Angelica are going to be making a return in P5, AS ADULTS?! Tom steps out and everything cuts to black Oh yeah, here's some CRAZY SHOTS OF WHAT TO EXPECT IN SEASON 14! Ashen gets impaled by a giant pitchfork, Mercy crying on the ground Dr. Mortis finds a giant underground library filled with secrets of the simulation Baron Boom Boom finds out he can turn into a giant mech and blows up a building Vyle Wright laughing on a TV screen A giant black void opens up as the Simulator warns the gang that it's all over And then? "Hey guys, I'm home- WHAT THE FUCK?" Ashen sees a acting set of A.C.S setting up, "IMPRISMIA BABIES" with extra feelings and beans! LOTS OF BEAN MOUTH! AHAHAHA! Get ready for another round of authentic edginess under the threat of sanitization and a upcoming invasion that makes every edgy property look like a baby's drawing! LIGHTNING STRIKES "Won't you play with us? It's been a while.... We missed you!" New posters of Periwinkle Shows are seen. You've seen Anti-Nostalgia! Now what about pure EVIL Nostalgia? John Remington steps into view to promote unity and kindness within our new generation and then it cuts to kids watching CALARTS The Simulator's glitching avatar appears on a flickering screen, looking more stressed than a parent at a Fazbear Pizzeria! shots of backstories of the Umbra Gangsters being revealed and Ashen stopping by the source of his trauma. That DAMM Company. The company that started his suffering, it's going to end once and for all! Let's walk down memory lane in Season 14! Shall we? Only on Youtube and Newgrounds (Releasing, June 22, 2017)!

Sacred Sins (656/768) Season 13 Episode 41: This Beat Goes On

Episode Order: 41/51 Air Date: April 6, 2017

Synopsis: Lucifer, still butt-hurt about getting pwned by his own sins, sends the crew on a "team-building" exercise to take advantage of the debatable skills of the newly freed sin-essence-infused demons. Their target? A Remnant from a Scott Pilgrim-esque universe who's a evil womanizer that has been making the women of Moonshade Hollow go into a coma and now he's a boss-level ex, complete with floating health bar and summonable hipster minions. Ashen's like, "Can't we just talk this out?" but the ex just monologues about veganism and throws a coffee shield at them. Mercy is having NONE of it and goes full-on final boss, carving through the ex's little band of douchebags. Boom Boom's bombs are deflected by the ex's "superior musical taste" field, but Dr. Mortis just calmly walks up and inject poison into Todd's veins and then the fight ends as the ex dissolves into a pile of vinyl records and ironic t-shirts. LOOK, FREE SHITTY DVDS!

Sacred Sins (657/768) Season 13 Episode 42: A Fistful of Boom Boom

Episode Order: 42/51 Air Date: April 13, 2017

Synopsis: Boom Boom got a wild hair up his holographic ass to become a legitimate citizen instead of a glowing blue menace, eavesdropping on Ashen's psychic pal about a presidential pardon contract. So he crash-landed Remington's rally in a cheap reporter disguise, asking about the wall's load-bearing capacity until the orange tyrant sentenced him to build the damn thing himself. The gang had to blast through Remington's security while Boom Boom "helped" the prisoners by strapping dynamite to their chains, accidentally blowing the entire wall to smithereens. They escaped before White Out could vaporize them, leaving Remington to blame Zenshima for his own structural incompetence while whining to Montgomery about the "terrorist saboteurs."

Sacred Sins (658/768) Season 13 Episode 43: The Mummy's Thumb

Episode Order: 43/51 Air Date: April 20, 2017

Synopsis: The crew got another bounty to hunt down some desert bandit, leaving Lucifer to guiltily chug beer while watching the news about his Sin Hydra rampage, muttering how convenient it was that his best goons were conveniently elsewhere. Meanwhile, the gang chased a regenerating mummy across endless sand dunes until Ashen sliced it open with a Simulator-charged attack, revealing it was just a puppet controlled by a possessed Sphinx created by the American Theocracy. Boom Boom's explosives triggered a sandstorm that buried the monster alive, forcing the crew to trek home while Lucifer nervously sweated as the Hydra bore down on his hideout. Apparently it was able to see Lucifer through the TV, and then a knock came at their hideout?

Sacred Sins (659/768) Season 13 Episode 44: Your Unfriendly Neighbor

Episode Order: 44/51 Air Date: April 27, 2017

Synopsis: Josiah is at the door like a persistent smiling saint with a pamphlet about "community salvation." Lucifer, who's not home, left the gang to deal with it. Josiah tries to "bless" their hideout, which just means rearranging their shit into crosses and humming off-key gospel while splashing HOLY WATER at Ashen who just begs him to get the fuck out or they kill him. Suddenly, Josiah unleashes holy chains and puts the Gangsters binded, claiming they are going to court for trial! Lucifer angrily snarls to leave his slaves alone until suddenly, the Sin Hydra steps into the hideout and grabs Josiah, who begins to pray but the Hydra's Wrath face bites off Josiah's head and the other faces eat the rest of his corpse, the zealots scatter with the gangsters in toll! Oh my FUCKING God!

Sacred Sins (660/768) Season 13 Episode 45: The Sin-Eater

Episode Order: 45/51 Air Date: May 4, 2017

Synopsis: Moonshade Hollow erupted into chaos as the Sin Hydra, now supercharged by devouring Josiah, laid waste to downtown like a meth-fueled kaiju while military helicopters and tanks futilely fired upon it, only feeding its power. Trapped in the pandemonium, the Umbra Gangsters battled through hordes of panicked zealots—alternatively trying to kill or exorcise them—before being hauled into a sterile courtroom where a cruel judge projected twisted mockups of their pasts: Boom Boom's 9/11 terrorism, Mortis's grave-robing, Mercy's heavenly rebellion, and Ashen's patricide. Ashen exploded in righteous fury, defending his crew's misunderstood intentions until the Simulator, pushed to its limit, glitched the entire proceeding into digital oblivion, deleting judge and jury alike as the gang escaped into a burning cityscape where Lucifer finally confronted the seven-headed abomination in a cataclysmic showdown.

Sacred Sins (661/768) Season 13 Episode 46: Lucifer vs. The Sin-Hydra

Episode Order: 46/51 Air Date: May 11, 2017

Synopsis: Lucifer, finally dropping the middle finger spreads out his wings and goes full fucking DOOM on the Sin-Hydra, a glorious, gory ballet of demonic ass-whooping. He's ripping off heads, punching through chests, and using each sin's power against it. The Sins try to summon magic to patch out Lucifer through Vyle's hacking programs but it fizzles out. Oh Shit- The Umbra Gangsters can only watch in a mix of terror and grudging respect as the warden of Hell reminds everyone why he's the king of this shithole. He finally impales the core of the beast, and with a final, ear-splitting shriek, the Sin-Hydra dissolves into a shower of Dark Matter. Lucifer believes he stands victorious but then cackling is heard and Ashen's third eye opens, he's possesd by the Simulator! What is it about to do?!

Sacred Sins (662/768) Season 13 Episode 47: System Restore Point

Episode Order: 47/51 Air Date: May 18, 2017

Synopsis: The Simulator hijacked Ashen's consciousness, dissolving the world into cascading blue code that exposed the Sin-Hydra's corrupted core—Vyle's malware entwined with fractured faith. Through Ashen's trembling form, the Simulator peeled back reality like burning film, fingers dancing across the void as deletion commands materialized in glowing script. When Lucifer's blade descended inches from Ashen's throat, the Simulator forced a vision of God as a bored clerk deleting souls like spam emails. Lucifer's mind shattered into gibbering fragments as his blade clattered to the ground. Ashen strode away through the dissolving chaos, his crew following in stunned silence as reality reformed around them.

Sacred Sins (663/768) Season 13 Episode 48: The Devil's Advocate

Episode Order: 48/51 Air Date: May 25, 2017

Synopsis: Lucifer, now a drooling mess scribbling spirals with his own feces, got locked in a padded room where Vyle Wright materialized like a cosmic edgelord who just discovered 4chan. "Your God's a fraud, goat-boy," Vyle cackled, crushing Lucifer's crucifix into glittery dust. "Kill Ashen—the Simulator's hiding in that glitchy little fuck—or I'll delete your entire existence like a bad fanfic." Vyle's glitchy fingers phantom-punched through Lucifer's chest as he whispered, "Humanity's greatest religion was just a pyramid scheme, and you're the bottom bitch." Lucifer, faced with eternal deletion or becoming Vyle's personal hitman, took the golden gun like a desperate whore accepting cash. "Kill the glitch, and I'll let you keep thinking your imaginary sky-daddy loves you," Vyle sneered, strapping Lucifer into a power-boosting machine that looked suspiciously like a BDSM dungeon apparatus. Lucifer emerged with eyes blazing, ready to murder the only demon who ever showed him mercy—all because his fragile little ego couldn't handle being just another NPC in God's shitty video game.

Sacred Sins (664/768) Season 13 Episode 49: Dab on the Haters

Episode Order: 49/51 Air Date: June 1, 2017

Synopsis: Lucifer, hopped up on Vyle's cosmic meth cocktail, crashed the gang's hideout like a jacked-up Final Boss, leaving Mercy cleaverless through a wall and Boom Boom's bombs fizzling like cheap fireworks. Dr. Mortis face-planted like a sack of medical waste as Ashen strolled out of the john, only to get Lucifer's murder-stare. "Time to die, glitch," Lucifer snarled, but Ashen's Simulator-fueled glow-up turned the fight into a cosmic dance-off that shorted out Hell's entire grid, leaving a horde of hate-zombies to storm the stairs as the screen went blacker than Lucifer's soul.

Sacred Sins (665/768) Season 13 Episode 50: The Last Laugh

Episode Order: 50/51 Air Date: June 8, 2017

Synopsis: Zombies swarmed the hideout as Ashen tumbled into the concrete pit, his crew entranced by Lucifer's "JUDGMENT DAY!" proclamation. "White Out viruses," the Simulator screamed in Ashen's mind as glowing red-eyed zombies clawed upward, chanting "DELETE THE UNCLEAN." Just as Lucifer raised his blade, God materialized with a cosmic eye-roll, transforming the pleading demon into a screaming soul-battery with a bored snap of divine fingers. Ashen watched the fraudulent deity vanish in sanctimonious smoke before scrambling to the roof, where God's eye winked mockingly from the clouds, leaving the demon to glare at Moonshade Hollow's broken crucifix—another pawn in a celestial game where even Satan was just disposable entertainment.

Sacred Sins (666/768) Season 13 Episode 51: Ash Falls Down (Season Finale)

Episode Order: 51/51 Air Date: June 15, 2017

Synopsis: In the alley's oppressive gloom, Mercy's fist splintered brick, her voice a razor whisper. "They'll burn this city to purify it." Boom Boom's holographic form flickered as his trembling fingers threatened to detonate the bomb he clutched. Dr. Mortis adjusted his plague mask, the silence from behind it heavier than any tomb. Ashen's third eye burned cold, the Simulator's voice a digital hiss in his mind: Snipe him. End the puppet. Before Ashen could respond, reality warped—a blinding light, then the sickeningly sweet studio set of "Imprismia Babies." God's voice boomed demands for worship as the Gangsters recoiled from the saccharine nightmare. A divine reckoning shattered the saccharine facade—the false deity's body convulsed as every soul he'd condemned rose from Hell's depths, their collective suffering manifesting as chains that wrapped around his form, dragging him screaming into the abyss of his own making. From the street, Tom Frank watched the cosmic justice unfold, his motorcycle still rumbling beneath him. The Simulator materialized, snatching the divine soul like a powerup, flooding Ashen's consciousness with cosmic truths: "God was Vyle's admin, breeding ignorance. That era ends now." Through Ashen's lips, the entity declared, "The Holy War begins. Choose." Across dimensions, Vyle's fingers danced over controls, summoning the ultimate weapon: Periwinkle Pictures' most saccharine creations, marching toward Moonshade Hollow. Things are about to get... darker for our heroes without a master! The only show where God gets brutually consumed by the Simulator and people now want our gang DEAD. Season 14

Sacred Sins (667/768) Season 14 Episode 1: God's Dead, Get Over It

Episode Order: 1/51 Air Date: June 22, 2017

Synopsis: The News has President Remington crying like a little BITCH on TV, declaring martial law. White Out drones now have "PURGE" protocols after God has died and Vyle Wright is laughing on every screen like a goddamn supervillain. As the Gangsters are forced into being fugitives AWAY from the angry religious folks who are now killing each other over whose interpretation of the Bible was right. The crew find a new hideout in the sewers, and Ashen's friends demand answers on what is the psychic parasite in his brain! The Simulator tries to explain it's not a parasite but a symbiotic relationship to save their reality from Vyle! Meanwhile, Tom arrives in Moonshade Hollow under a edgy cloak and claims he just wanted to be edgy to Angelica! They arrive at a bar and Tom is about to get a drink until he sees the Umbra Gangsters's wanted poster and recognizes Ashen's face. Pierre Jenkins' face flashes for a split second!

Sacred Sins (668/768) Season 14 Episode 2: Dying Light

Episode Order: 2/51 Air Date: June 29, 2017

Synopsis: The Umbra Gangsters waded through sewage thick as Lucifer's ego, stomachs rumbling louder than distant riots. Ashen tried organizing their rat-infested hideout with the leadership skills of a pyromaniac toddler. Tom and Angelica's investigation hit a wall when a priest, questioned about God's death, painted his stained-glass windows with his own brains. Tom's deadpan remark earned Angelica's eye-roll before he distracted her with a singing contest. Their search led to wanted posters offering expired beans for the Gangsters' capture—Vyle's cosmic trolling. As Ashen led his starving crew past executed criminals, ten twisted figures emerged. The Gloomy Grouches' child-like voices giggled "Playtime's over, bitches!" before attacking with violence that would make Saturday morning censors have aneurysms.

Sacred Sins (669/768) Season 14 Episode 3: Sunshine of Your Knife

Episode Order: 3/51 Air Date: July 6, 2017

Synopsis: The Gloomy Grouches angrily charged the Umbra Gangsters with Rico taking the weapons and running off with them! Ashen pulls out a gun out of his hand through Dark Matter and shoots at the Grouches, but the bullets phase right through them. The Gloomy Grouches dance around them, mocking them with their slurs and profanity, but then Dr. Mortis unleashes his radioactive gas from his decaying mouth and the Grouches start choking! As Mercy goes full Devil May Cry on their asses, Boom Boom uses a new invention: the FIDGET SPINNER OF DEATH! He throws it and it decapitates three of them! The remaining Grouches get scared and run off with their stolen weapons and the Gangsters are left with the aftermath and a new problem: the Grouches have their weapons. "Well, this is just... fucking fantastic," Mercy groaned, wiping ichor off her cleavers. Post Credits to the Gloomy Grouches Theme Song

Sacred Sins (670/768) Season 14 Episode 4: The Periwinkle Plague

Episode Order: 4/51 Air Date: July 13, 2017

Synopsis: Moonshade Hollow's screens blared with the saccharine horror of Sunshine Critters REBORN—the same saccharine nightmare with three new corporate-approved "friends" teaching conformity through song. Tom stumbled into his childhood home, found photo albums showing happier times before the world went to shit, then groaned at the TV. "They're STILL milking this?" Damien Morselli's face suddenly popped out of the screen like a demonic pop-up ad, offering Tom a job as the face of "edgy adult entertainment." Tom's response? A chair through the screen. Meanwhile, the Gloomy Grouches plotted revenge, muttering about how those cheerful bastards ruined their villain careers back when they were just rejected character designs.

Sacred Sins (671/768) Season 14 Episode 5: The Meme-Team

Episode Order: 5/51 Air Date: July 20, 2017

Synopsis: Boom Boom and Dr. Mortis went on a supply run like it was a looter's Black Friday for new weapons by robbing the ammunition store. The place was guarded by a big fruit-themed ogre known as Daniel, who roared about protecting the "law." Boom Boom's bombs barely singed the fucker's orange peel armor. Mortis, however, calmly analyzed Daniel's "fruit-based biology" and injected him with a concentrated dose of citric acid. The giant orange melted into a pulpy, screaming mess. As they escaped with the loot, Daniel regenerated using the soil beneath and turns into a flytrap with a eye for a head! The duo ran like hell, leaving a trail of sticky pulp and existential questions about produce-based security. Daniel shoots by the walls, causing Boom Boom to summon a grenade launcher and then Daniel is finally dead... for now! Post Credits: Daniel's seed starts to grow from the pulp

Sacred Sins (672/768) Season 14 Episode 6: A Tale of Two Tims

Episode Order: 6/51 Air Date: July 27, 2017

Synopsis: Tom and Angelica crashed a shareholder meeting like it was their personal hell, watching Damien Morselli unveil his "Ink-Engine" that birthed cartoon nightmares into reality—starting with Little Timmy, who split into a saccharine hero and his ink-drenched evil twin who immediately tried to shank investors with a rusty spoon. While the good twin spewed friendship speeches, Angelica pocketed a data drive before they got tossed into a bouncy jail by the walking cartoon Kangaroo named Kiki, only to be broken out by the Timmies for their own twisted reasons, culminating in Tom dropkicking the goody-two-shoes into a wall while Angelica sighed his name like it was a curse.

Sacred Sins (673/768) Season 14 Episode 7: Silly Symphonies (Bendy and the Ink Machine Parody)

Episode Order: 7/51 Air Date: August 3, 2017

Synopsis: After 13 years of Imprismia's chaos, we enter a monochrome Louisiana cartoon world where young Pierre Allen (Ashen's human form) and his singing imaginary friend Pogo meet Walter and mascot Wally the Wallaby. Stardom beckons, but Pogo's manipulation leads them into crime, his death, and Allen's murder frame-up. In the present, Ashen awakens to Dr. Mortis dissecting what appear to be Pogo and Wally's corpses. The plague doctor claims they're newly discovered Remnants from Moonshade Hollow's sewers, leaving Ashen horrified—wondering if his deepest trauma has been stolen and weaponized directly from his mind.

Sacred Sins (674/768) Season 14 Episode 8: Ink-ognito

Episode Order: 8/51 Air Date: August 10, 2017

Synopsis: The Umbra Gangsters followed the ink trail to Periwinkle Park's grotesque facade, where Harmony the Unicorn's paint-peeled smile revealed a skull beneath. Inside, sugar and decay mingled in the thick air as Damien Morselli monologued to captive Remnants about "reclaiming our childhood." Security cells burst open, releasing convicts in Gloomy Grouch costumes with knives—impostors from the prison break. Mercy's cleavers blurred, decapitating a crocodile-suited man while Boom Boom's Home Alone trap flattened a panda mascot with a giant hammer. Ashen's third eye flared open, revealing the code and strings beneath reality. With a primal scream, he unleashed pure Dark Matter, melting the fake costumes from convicts who shrieked naked. Damien applauded with clinical interest: "Fascinating specimen. You'll make a fine addition to my cast." Ashen snarled, "Who the FUCK are you?"

Sacred Sins (675/768) Season 14 Episode 9: The Emoji-lypse Now (Emoji Movie Spoof)

Episode Order: 9/51 Air Date: August 17, 2017

Synopsis: God, the Emoji Movie was such a flaming dumpster fire that Vyle, having once conquered its universe and emotionally devastated its inhabitants by fucking the lead emoji's girlfriend, decided to weaponize the digital garbage when its glitchy characters invaded Moonshade Hollow. As a Poop Emoji snatched Mercy (who immediately filleted her captors and started filing her nails), Ashen reluctantly teamed up with Vyle to exterminate the pixelated pests. Meanwhile, Tom hacked Periwinkle's systems and shot the smug "Meh" emoji Medio after it trash-talked Imprismia, casually revealing, "Yeah, I fucked that movie's heroine too—sex was pretty nice," sparking a pathetic "NO I FUCKED HER FIRST" shouting match with Vyle until Mercy showed up with Angelica, who crushed Medio's remains under her boot without breaking stride.

Sacred Sins (676/768) Season 14 Episode 10: The D-Listers

Episode Order: 10/51 Air Date: August 24, 2017

Synopsis: When Angelica's pop song "Bleeding Rainbow" became an unexpected hit, the Crowley family—Selene, who probably still thinks telegraphs are cutting-edge technology, and Thornwell, who couldn't look up from his Telsin Snap long enough to notice his own mansion was on fire—were dispatched to purge her concert of "degenerates." What followed was less a supernatural battle and more a pathetic slap-fight that ended with Selene being buried under a mountain of autograph-seeking fans while Thornwell literally walked away playing video games, proving that even ancient vampire bloodlines can produce the world's most disappointing mall goths.

Sacred Sins (677/768) Season 14 Episode 11: The War on Christmas in July

Episode Order: 11/51 Air Date: August 31, 2017

Synopsis: Blurb, the brain-eating parasite, returned hotter than a Netflix original nobody asked for, piloting Jericho's corpse like it was a fidget spinner at a vape convention. After stealing Santa's sleigh (probably just a hallucination from chugging expired eggnog), Jericho crashed Periwinkle's "Santa's Workshop" screaming about lizard people, only to find a corporate Krampus demanding cash for toys. Then plot twist: Jericho's zombie state birthed a second Blurb, because why have one parasite when you can have a double rainbow of cringe? The Gangsters tried to dab on both Blurbs, but they scurried away faster than Harambe's last moments, leaving Santa to have a heart attack when Mortis dissected him for science. It was lit, fam.

Sacred Sins (678/768) Season 14 Episode 12: Get Out of Jail Free Card

Episode Order: 12/51 Air Date: September 7, 2017

Synopsis: Tom and Angelica got arrested for "conspiracy against happiness" after Tom tried to pay a parking ticket with a live badger. Their prison escape was less Shawshank Redemption and more Jackass Trolls Cops. Tom used a sharpened toothbrush to tunnel into the warden's office, where Angelica charmed the guards "with sex" but was really a knife to the throat. They discovered the prison was a front for Periwinkle's "Re-education Camp" where they forced inmates to watch Sunshine Critters non-stop until their brains turned to oatmeal. They freed the prisoners, who immediately started singing the friendship song, proving the brainwashing worked! And then Angelica asks Tom they shouldn't have freed them because now the criminals are hungry for KILLING People! Kyle pulls out a gun and threatens them back to their cages and leads his sister out of here! Damien Morselli watches in confusion, huh so they aren't freeing criminals?

Sacred Sins (679/768) Season 14 Episode 13: Battle Royale of the Damned (Fortnite Parody)

Episode Order: 13/51 Air Date: September 14, 2017

Synopsis: Damien Morselli unleashed his latest cash grab: the "Battle Royale of the Damned," funded by Telsin where Remnants drop from a flying bus onto Periwinkle Park's ruins, scrambling for loot boxes that suspiciously resemble Periwinkle merch. The Umbra Gangsters dove in like pros—Boom Boom building elaborate death traps that would make Kevin McCallister proud, Mercy skydiving with angelic grace while flipping everyone off, Mortis hiding in bushes like a tactical bush-camper, and Ashen going full demon rage mode, ripping and tearing through contestants like they were made of paper mache. The final showdown against The Builder robot ended with Ashen literally ripping its gold assault rifle in half and using it to beat Damien's prized creation to scrap. When Damien offered them a pool of Toon Spirits like some kind of cosmic V-Bucks, Ashen's third eye glowed with suspicion—right before more convicts poured out like a broken Battle Pass glitch. Boom Boom's response? A perfectly timed grenade that turned the arena into an impromptu launch pad, sending the Gangsters rocketing into the sky while leaving behind a crater shaped suspiciously like the Victory Royale icon.

Sacred Sins (680/768) Season 14 Episode 14: It Was Me, Barry!

Episode Order: 14/51 Air Date: September 21, 2017

Synopsis: Barry got cloned in Periwinkle's basement lab because corporate scientists thought, "What's more terrifying than one Barry? An army of them!" One escaped into the sewers naked with a nose like a garden hose, claiming he was their biggest fan. When the original Barry showed up, he had the mother of all identity crises. The Gangsters fought through a sea of apologetic clones who'd say "Pardon my entrails" while trying to disembowel them. After Boom Boom blew the lab to hell, the real Barry got hit with some Edgelord Gas, screamed like a little bitch, then something mysterious saved his sorry ass while the Gangsters were already getting tacos instead of dealing with Indian-tier scammers.

Sacred Sins (681/768) Season 14 Episode 15: Logan's Run, Bitch!

Episode Order: 15/51 Air Date: September 28, 2017

Synopsis: Ok, so now Logan is apparently important to the plot?! Logan, the old-ass war veteran with more PTSD than a Call of Duty lobby, was getting hunted by zealots who thought he was a "witch" because he still knew what the internet was. The Umbra Gangsters, while trying to steal gas, stumbled into the clusterfuck of zealots with lightbulbs for heads trying to exorcise him with memes. Logan panicked, activated a failsafe, and the whole block got nuked by a tactical warhead he kept "for emergencies." Everyone survived because cartoon logic, but now the Gangsters are fighting a bunch of tanks Logan had in his garage. They win, obviously, and Logan, now indebted, gives them a keycard to Periwinkle's secret server farm and his hand gets sliced by one of Boom Boom's wacky landmines. He bleeds out and dies. What a fucking waste. Mercy comforts a traumatized Ashen after the explosion, their relationship deepening amidst the radioactive fallout. "At least we have each other," she whispers, holding him close as the world burns around them.

Sacred Sins (682/768) Season 14 Episode 16: Don't Nut in My House

Episode Order: 16/51 Air Date: October 5, 2017

Synopsis: The Gangsters slipped into Periwinkle's server farm—some unholy union of Portal and Best Buy—only to get cornered by Tom, whose Dark Matter aura screamed "don't fuck with me." Their standoff got rudely interrupted by Nutcruncher, Damien's Christmas-themed killing machine, sparking a holiday massacre that would make Santa shit his sleigh. Tom and Ashen's reality-warping combo sent the nutcracker's head exploding like a candy-filled piñata of gore, leaving them with that weird "I hate you but you're not useless" vibe. Tom snatched the keycard, flung open the door, and—holy shit—discovered Damien's Dark Matter soul-harvesting prison where horrible and some renowned criminals got juiced like oranges. "We're doing society a favor," Damien shrugged, giving them the tour like he was showing off his wine cellar.

Sacred Sins (683/768) Season 14 Episode 17: My Chemical Breakdown

Episode Order: 17/51 Air Date: October 12, 2017

Synopsis: The Periwinkle Prison break erupted into violent chaos as Ashen and Tom released Remnants who immediately turned on their liberators with lethal intent. Damien's laughter echoed through the halls: "Did you really think we were housing innocent victims? These are the universe's worst—serial killers, rapists, and that guy who keeps spoiling Game of Thrones!" When Boom Boom accidentally triggered the alarm, Mercy's cleavers carved paths through escaping convicts while Ashen's Dark Matter attacks turned their own weapons against them. Tom's wave of darkness incapacitated the worst offenders as they escaped into Moonshade Hollow's night. The next day's news blamed Periwinkle, but Ashen stepped forward and declared, "We did it," finally understanding why some bounties felt justified—some beings are broken code that needs deletion.

Sacred Sins (684/768) Season 14 Episode 18: The Day the Meme Died

Episode Order: 18/51 Air Date: October 19, 2017

Synopsis: Damien released Drib, a slug-like Remnant who sang of living in a mango under the sea, to quell the cafeteria riot before discovering the Gangsters' soul theft. Drib and other prisoners hunted them through Moonshade Hollow's streets, culminating in a bloody showdown at Sunshine Ruins where Drib's slug physiology resisted Boom Boom's bombs until Mortis exploited his salt weakness, melting him into a screaming puddle that alerted the Gloomy Grouches, who were then shot at by Tom's rifle. Meanwhile, Daniel, the petty warlock, cursed Tom with a spell that made every gun he fired turn into a rubber chicken, forcing him to use a goddamn kitchen knife. The Gangsters escaped, but not before Drib's dying words echoed in Ashen's mind: "The mango is a lie..."

Sacred Sins (685/768) Season 14 Episode 19: The Pumpkin Spice Apocalypse (Halloween Special)

Episode Order: 19/51 Air Date: October 26, 2017

Synopsis: Moonshade Hollow's Halloween Eve found Tom nursing a beer in Jezebel's bar, his sister Angelica rolling her eyes at his edgy brooding, when Daniel burst through the stained-glass windows like a pumpkin-obsessed maniac, screeching about ancient middle school grudges nobody remembered. Before Tom could respond with his trademark apathy, Ashen crashed through the ceiling, pitchfork raised, accidentally interrupting a satanic cult that had been forming in the alley to worship his "glorious demonic form." The ensuing battle turned the bar into a pumpkin-spice hellscape as Daniel's mech suit launched explosive gourds, while Blurb—Daniel's brain-eating parasite cousin—slithered in mid-fight and latched onto the warlock's head. Tom seized the moment, shoving a broken bottle through Daniel's chest as the warlock dissolved into orange goo and expired vape cartridges. As the pumpkin guts settled, Blurb emerged from the carnage, briefly transforming into Scribble's form before scuttling away, leaving Tom to mutter, "Well, that's one way to ruin Halloween."

Sacred Sins (686/768) Season 14 Episode 20: Thanos Did Nothing Wrong

Episode Order: 20/51 Air Date: November 2, 2017

Synopsis: Tom's Tuesday existential crisis hit harder than a 2017 Fortnite dance after realizing his childhood "imaginary friend" was actually a brain-eating parasite—classic Imprismia bullshit. Meanwhile, the Gangsters followed a dying Remnant's tip to Periwinkle's Soul Battery farm, which looked like if Hell and a factory farm had a baby that ran on screaming consciousness. After fighting through security and some seriously depressed souls, they got trapped by The Collector, a villain who hoarded Remnants like they were Funko Pops, including a sentient toilet that kept asking if anyone had TP. Boom Boom's klutzy ass accidentally triggered an explosion that freed all the souls, leaving The Collector crying about "balance" like a vegan who just discovered bacon. The Gangsters bounced with the cash while Tom passed out on the bar, probably dreaming of Blurb dressed as a dancing hot dog.

Sacred Sins (687/768) Season 14 Episode 21: Gamer's Gate

Episode Order: 21/51 Air Date: November 9, 2017

Synopsis: Angelica's investigation into Periwinkle's corporate corruption leads her to Gamestop, where Tom begrudgingly tags along to snag the latest Telsin release. When they encounter escaped Remnants protesting a supposedly misogynistic game, Angelica steps forward, challenging their outrage over fictional content. "Why waste energy on make-believe when real suffering happens every day in Moonshade Hollow?" she asks, her voice cutting through the store's neon glow. The confrontation escalates when the neckbeard manager raises his shotgun, but Angelica's reflexes prove deadlier—her bullet splatters his brains across gaming posters before the Gangsters arrive, drawn by the commotion. As the remaining Remnants scatter, Tom's phone buzzes with Shadow's call about the Crowley summons, which Angelica accepts with grim determination, while Ashen watches from the shadows, utterly bewildered by the day's rapid descent into violence.

Sacred Sins (688/768) Season 14 Episode 22: The Crowley Coven

Episode Order: 22/51 Air Date: November 16, 2017

Synopsis: Shadow Nightwing's dramatic summoning to Crowley Manor devolved into chaos the moment Selene—still treating smartphones like demonic artifacts—snatched everyone's phones with the possessive fury of a tech-phobic grandma hoarding her last rotary dial. The vampire's gaunt frame trembled with barely suppressed rage, his silver manacles glinting as he watched Selene's jewelry collection scatter across the marble floor when the Gloomy Grouches crashed through stained glass windows like rejected mascots from hell's casting couch. Their twisted rubberhose forms snatched the Chrono Compass from Selene's trembling grasp, the ancient device immediately pointing at Ashen before screaming "GLITCH DETECTED!" in a voice that made the manor's foundations tremble. As the Grouches detonated a nearby clock tower with stolen explosives—showering the estate in gears and glass—the Umbra Gangsters escaped with their prize while Shadow stood frozen, caught between Selene's shrieks about her ruined pearls and the terrifying realization that the compass had recognized the same reality-warping anomaly that had destroyed his hometown.

Sacred Sins (689/768) Season 14 Episode 23: The Time Paradox

Episode Order: 23/51 Air Date: November 23, 2017

Synopsis: The Umbra Gangsters' sewer hideout got a cosmic upgrade when the Chrono Compass glitched open a temporal rift, which releases Tick Tock (Primal Chords Cameo!) where he was busy showering and screams at them for privacy! He's a sentient clock with a god complex and a vendetta against everyone who's ever been late for work! The Simulator immediately telepathically talks to Tick Tock which terrifies him! Oh god, what does the Simulator want? Please, I haven't been bad since Season 9! The gang had to fight through waves of temporal paradoxes that turned Boom Boom into a baby and Mortis into a teenager who actually speaks. Mercy and Ashen, meanwhile, took cover in a maintenance closet where they had a surprisingly tender moment amidst the chaos, sharing a flask of stolen whiskey and talking about what they'd do if this whole damn war ever ended. "Probably open a bar," Mercy said with a rare, genuine smile. "And kill anyone who complains about the prices." Ashen laughed, a real laugh, for the first time in what felt like eons.

Sacred Sins (690/768) Season 14 Epsiode 24: A Devilish Deal (Cuphead Crossover)

Episode Order: 24/51 Air Date: November 30, 2017

Synopsis: Ashen got sucked into Cuphead's nightmare dimension where the game's infamous difficulty wasn't a challenge but a cosmic joke—every boss died from one hit because they literally couldn't handle his basic bitch demon form. Cuphead and Mugman stood there with their painted-on expressions of shock as Ashen casually walked through levels that had made real players throw controllers across rooms. The Devil, watching from his throne, was more pissed about Ashen ruining his "entertainment value" than about losing souls. By the time they got back, Cuphead got arrested by Moonshade Hollow's fashion police for looking like a rejected cereal mascot, proving that sometimes the real final boss is just bad character design.

Sacred Sins (691/768) Season 14 Episode 25: Let's Get This Bread

Episode Order: 25/51 Air Date: December 7, 2017

Synopsis: Damien Morselli, corporate overlord of Periwinkle Pictures, faced shareholder revolt after the Gloomy Grouches incident escalated into Selene Crowley threatening a hostile takeover to transform the company into a vampire beauty salon. The Umbra Gangsters got sucked into the Periwinkle Portal—a glorified TV remote for dimension-hopping to check ratings—while Tom broke in to kidnap Damien and Angelica gathered blackmail material. Stuck in "Carrot and Bread," a show where sentient food exists to be annoying, Mercy encountered Carrot, a rabbit-shaped vegetable whose only personality trait was "needs constant coddling." The Gloomy Grouches crashed this culinary nightmare, stealing and shattering the "Friendship Orb" (actually the universe's battery), causing all Periwinkle shows to glitch like a YouTube video on dial-up. Carrot's weaponized innocence made the Grouches have existential crises, getting them arrested by cartoon cops, while the Gangsters escaped with their new vegetable stalker in tow. Imprismia - Phase 6 Teaser Trailer (2019) A lone star drifts through cosmic darkness, its light casting shadows across forgotten battlefields where Ashen and his companions face twisted cartoon nightmares. Their journey has spanned dimensions and time itself, from a boy's sketchbook to the decay of countless realities. Each phase has chipped away at the fabric of existence, leaving scars that refuse to heal. Now, as 2019 dawns, the simulator's voice echoes through the void, fractured yet determined. New shores emerge from digital waves—steampunk harbors and sunken civilizations rising from the depths. A female silhouette stands against the horizon, her form both familiar and alien, heralding the dawn of Imprismia's first female protagonist. The very foundations of this world tremble as previous phases flicker and fade, their memories dissolving like salt in the sea. The simulator needs you. A glitching logo pulses with renewed purpose, its colors bleeding into something unrecognizable yet strangely hopeful. Silhouettes of new figures dance at the edge of vision, their forms shifting between beast and human, machine and myth. Summer approaches, bringing with it the final chapter of Trilogy Two—where souls will be laid bare, and the very concept of agency will face its ultimate test. When Imprismia is reborn, what will remain of what came before? Coming this Summer 2019! More Details will be revealed far later! Just know this is the final phase of Trilogy Two! We discover the Soul and like all things agency, what happens when Imprismia gets cancelled and rebirthed into something "wholesome" for the views!

Sacred Sins (692/768) Season 14 Episode 26: The Breadwinner

Episode Order: 26/51 Air Date: December 14, 2017

Synopsis: The Umbra Gangsters are forced to deal with Carrot's stupid, whiny bullshit 24/7. The vegetable's weaponized innocence is a psychological torture device, making Boom Boom question if blowing up orphanages was really that bad. Mercy tries to "prune" the problem with her cleavers, but Carrot just regenerates, crying about "ouchies." The episode is a slow-burn descent into madness as the hideout slowly fills with Carrot's snot and existential dread. The climax is a full-on argument where Tom enters and sees Carrot, and grabs him before yeeting him into the sun. The Gangsters celebrate their newfound peace, but the Simulator whispers in Ashen's mind: "He's coming. And he's not happy." ...Who?

Sacred Sins (693/768) Season 14 Episode 27: Clause and Effect (Christmas Special)

Episode Order: 27/51 Air Date: December 21, 2017

Synopsis: Krampus returned for his third Christmas special, now a corporate shill in a Periwinkle-branded Santa suit, forcing orphans to assemble Sunshine Critters toys for pennies. Ashen, ever the optimist, fell for Krampus's fake redemption arc—only to discover the demon had traded his soul for a 401(k) and dental plan. When Krampus dramatically offed himself in front of cheering orphans (who clearly thought this was better than their usual Christmas), Ashen muttered about goodwill being a scam while Mercy kissed his forehead. Meanwhile, Blurb-Scribble licked the window, probably calculating which kid's brain would make the tastiest holiday snack.

Sacred Sins (694/768) Season 14 Episode 28: The Red String of Fate

Episode Order: 28/51 Air Date: December 28, 2017

Synopsis: Shadow Nightwing's blood addiction hit rock bottom when he tried selling his "premium vintage" at a blood bank to Twilight moms like some supernatural sommelier, leading Tom and Angelica to drag his pathetic ass out while asking what happened to being a good vampire. In a withdrawal-fueled rage, Shadow accidentally bit a nurse, triggering a hospital-wide vampire outbreak that looked like a discount Black Friday sale with more neck-biting. Dr. Mortis showed up to help—only to get his blood sucked by a newbie vamp, responding with "Fascinating! The hemoglobin conversion rate is... suboptimal" before curing everyone with a cocktail of formaldehyde and pure spite, adding "Vampire Pathology" to his resume while Shadow contemplated his terrible life choices. Happy 2018! I forgot... Sorry!

Sacred Sins (695/768) Season 14 Episode 29: Flossing on Their Graves

Episode Order: 29/51 Air Date: January 4, 2018

Synopsis: Daniel the warlock returned like a bad rash, this time wielding the cringiest weapon, he uses the local Moonshade Radio Station to make everyone uncontrollably stop flossing! The Gangsters arrive to stop him, but Daniel has a new trick: he's animated a whole army of those annoying-ass "Take the L" dancers from Battle Royale, who now move with the uncanny fluidity of a nightmare fueled by Mountain Dew and parental disappointment. The fight is a goddamn mess of dodging cringey dance moves and existential secondhand embarrassment. But when Tom confronts Daniel once more, he doesn't even fight. He just pulls out a gun and shoots him in the fucking kneecaps. "Dance on that, you edgy little shit," Tom says, leaving Daniel to get carted off by White Out drones for "un-choreographed movements."

Sacred Sins (696/768) Season 14 Episode 30: Infinity Dork

Episode Order: 30/51 Air Date: January 11, 2018

Synopsis: Damien, finding about what happened to Carrot & Bread demands to order his staff to summon the Bucksons, have the mc derail the show by being a gary stu! Yes, TOO Perfect! Damien opens up the portal and grabs the Magic Remote to bring Billy Buckson into the real world! The Umbra Gangsters get tasked with taking him out. Billy's power? INCEST and some main character syndrome. He keeps gloating about fucking his sisters! Billy arrives at GameStop to bully a kid for being a virgin until Mercy and Ashen show up and kidnap Billy while others just vape and masturbate to Princess Eris figurines. In the Car Ride, Billy tries to seduce Mercy and claims that he will fuck her but she responds by cutting off his dick and feeding it to Dr. Mortis! "It tastes like chicken." Mortis says! Billy is screaming in pain and the gang drop him into a volcano! The end! No more Bucksons!

Sacred Sins (697/768) Season 14 Episode 31: Black Dynamite

Episode Order: 31/51 Air Date: January 18, 2018

Synopsis: The Gangsters, needing a new ride after their last one got totaled, jacked a pimp without permission and awaken a evil rapper known as Black Dynamite! He rips off his shirt, exposing abs harder than diamonds and starts rapping about how he's gonna fuck all their mothers! Uh? Angelica and Tom watch as the Gangsters are fighting the rapper with a boombox! The rapper is too strong and the gang is losing until Boom Boom plays the "It was me, Barry!" vine, causing Black Dynamite to have a mental breakdown and then Barry shows up, respawning asking where is he! The Simulator glitches and reveals Barry's code is tied to the meme, and Black Dynamite gets so fucking confused he literally explodes into a shower of vinyl records and bling. The Gangsters steal his sweet-ass ride and peel out, leaving Barry to wander into traffic. "I'm just a guy..." he mutters before getting hit by a bus. Classic.

Sacred Sins (698/768) Season 14 Episode 32: Longing for Change

Episode Order: 32/51 Air Date: January 25, 2018

Synopsis: When Shadow rebels against Selene's rule by refusing to be her blood bag, she curses him with a spell that makes him unable to feed—leaving him as weak as a kitten with a sun allergy. Tom, finding this pathetic, drags Shadow to a bar where he secretly injects himself with blood and lifts the curse without even trying. Shadow offers Tom help (and flashbacks ensue of Shadow being the edgelord back in the day, training Tom to be an assassin) to KILL the Crowleys! They raid the manor and find Selene and Thornwell, who are giggling about disrupting the power cables for their mansion's new VR setup. The duo easily defeat them, but then the real head of the Crowley family shows up—a 9-foot-tall monolith of pure, uncut cringe known as Lord Crowley. He snarls at them until Angelica shows up, and the three of them escape before he can even say "I am the bone of my sword." Meanwhile, the Gloomy Grouches find the Buckson's remains and take them back to their lair, cackling for their next sinister plan!

Sacred Sins (699/768) Season 14 Episode 33: Crowleymageddon

Episode Order: 33/51 Air Date: February 1, 2018

Synopsis: Lord Crowley unleashed his murder of crows, but Tom just blasted them with his shotgun like he was swatting flies—until one crow transformed into Chopra, Deepak's descendant, who led them through the Crowleys' labyrinth of stolen memories (basically a thrift store for forgotten dreams). They found the Crowleys' power source: a 1970s mainframe running on nostalgia, with Thornwell playing Telsin Snap on it like a total moron. Tom, never one for sentimentality, doused the machine in gasoline while Shadow lit the match with the satisfaction of a man who's finally paid off his student loans. The explosion left the Crowleys as powerless as flip phones in 5G, with Lord Crowley screaming about his "legacy" as White Out drones dragged him away for being "obsolete content." Shadow took a long drag from his cigarette, exhaled a cloud of smoke, and muttered, "Now that's what I call a system update."

Sacred Sins (700/768) Season 14 Episode 34: Big Chungus, Big Problems

Episode Order: 34/51 Air Date: February 8, 2018

Synopsis: Seven hundred episodes in and Imprismia's officially lost its goddamn mind as the Gangsters stumbled upon the Gloomy Grouches performing some half-assed satanic ritual that somehow summoned Chonk—now morbidly obese and stomping Moonshade Hollow like a meth-addicted toddler having a tantrum—while Tom casually arrived like, "I've killed these things before, it's not rocket science," right before the Sunshine Critters popped out of a Steven Universe reject's rainbow bubble singing friendship anthems that made everyone's ears bleed, Mercy's cleavers bounced off their saccharine force field, and Chonk, overwhelmed by the diabetes-inducing bullshit, puked rainbow dust everywhere until Marcus finally snapped, slashing Harmony's throat and triggering a Happy Tree Friends bloodbath that ended with Chonk slamming a trapdoor shut while screaming, "BIG CHUNGUS AM FUNNY MEME HAHA," leaving the audience questioning their life choices as the screen cut to black.

Sacred Sins (701/768) Season 14 Episode 35: For the Love of God, Just Fuck (Love Day Special)

Episode Order: 35/51 Air Date: February 15, 2018

Synopsis: Love Day in Moonshade Hollow brought public executions for unlicensed hand-holding and robot Cupids with miniguns for premarital sex, while Ashen and Mercy's cute bed fight turned passionate—cut short by the Simulator's PG-13 intervention—just as Mortis accidentally cured cancer with radioactive waste (getting fired but stealing organs), and Tom refused to hold Boom Boom's ghostly hand in a couples strength challenge, losing wrestling tickets. Ashen emerged messy from the bedroom, surveyed the televised chaos, shrugged at the camera. "Happy Love Day, I guess."

Sacred Sins (702/768) Season 14 Episode 36: The T-Pose of Dominance

Episode Order: 36/51 Air Date: February 22, 2018

Synopsis: Congrats on Ashen for getting bitches! Anyways, Damien, having a meltdown over the Sunshine Critters massacre, decided to escalate things. Hmmm... Damien gets news on the Crowley's defeat, allowing technology to be reintroduced to Moonshade Hollow. Damien's new plan? Unleash the "T-Pose Titans"—giant, glitchy, T-posing cartoon characters who just stand there, radiating an aura of pure, unadulterated cringe that paralyzes anyone who looks at them. The city fucking freezes as they're deployed and Tom faces them off. The Titans are immune to everything until Tom has the most brilliant idea. He just walks up to one and kicks it in the shins. The Titan, its animation rig broken, tumbles over like a cheap IKEA bookshelf, causing a chain reaction that brings them all down. And then they all blow up which causes Shadow's dynamite to blow up his old graveyard! Oh damm, his ancestors won't be fucking happy!

Sacred Sins (703/768) Season 14 Episode 37: Angie's Angels

Episode Order: 37/51 Air Date: March 1, 2018

Synopsis: Angelica, fed up with Tom's lone wolf bullshit, decided to form her own resistance cell: "Angie's Angels," a badass squad of misfit journalists, hackers, and one surprisingly competent barista. Their first mission: infiltrate Periwinkle's HR department and leak proof that Damien's been paying Remnants in "exposure" instead of actual wages. The infiltration goes smoother than a freshly waxed devil's tail until they run into a middle-manager Remnant from a corporate hell-scape who tries to stop them with PowerPoint presentations and passive-aggressive emails. Angelica, having survived Tom's teenage angst uses her assets to seduce the remnant which almost works but then he combusts into a pg-13 rating after seeing her panties! The data is secured, and Angelica broadcasts the proof across every screen in Moonshade Hollow, causing a minor riot among underpaid cartoon interns. Tom watches from a rooftop, a rare, almost proud smile on his face. "Not bad," he mutters, before shooting a passing zealot for looking at him funny.

Sacred Sins (704/768) Season 14 Episode 38: Area 51 Raid

Episode Order: 38/51 Air Date: March 8, 2018

Synopsis: Ok, time to go to the anti-horny bonking cage! The Umbra Gangsters get a tip from the Simulator about a secret government facility holding aliens like Blurb and that he may be genetically related to them. They take a trip to Area 51 where some schizo nut keeps screaming about the Flat Earth and how President Remington is LYING about the shape of the simulation! They fight their way through guards with Mortis turning them into living medical experiments, but they find the aliens! Tom and Angelica follow behind with a captured Blurb that Shadow traded by baiting it with fake Flat Earth Forum Posts! Blurb starts screeching and tries to kill them, but the aliens start humping each other! They then reveal Blurb is their king and they were exiled for being too stupid! Blurb has a tantrum and like a tumor, multiplies into making Scribble where he greets Tom and Angelica! WHAT THE FUCK? Government Alarm Noises

Sacred Sins (705/768) Season 14 Episode 39: The Chad vs. Virgin

Episode Order: 39/51 Air Date: March 15, 2018

Synopsis: The Virgin Daniel, still nursing his shattered kneecaps, signed a deal with Periwinkle Pictures to star in their latest show "Leaper Lemurs!" becoming complicit in the show's criminal torture segments until The Chad manifested—a living embodiment of toxic masculinity who effortlessly dominated Daniel, proclaiming himself the new alpha bully while rewriting the show's reality into a gym bro paradise of blue pills and red-pilling lemurs, forcing the Umbra Gangsters to intervene as The Chad's cringe began literally breaking reality through flex-offs and reality-warping teleportation into the show itself, while Tom retrieved the Wish Remote he'd used to destroy Periwinkle's previous productions and stared at Scribble with an absurd proposition to join the Franks before Vyle's hacking intervention sent a wave of glitchy energy through them, his smug voice crackling, "Nice try, protagonist-kun..."

Sacred Sins (706/768) Season 14 Episode 40: Kills on Camera

Episode Order: 40/51 Air Date: March 22, 2018

Synopsis: Tom's Wish Remote, now glitched as fuck from Vyle's hacking, starts pulling in random streamer reactions to live broadcasts of their fights, turning every encounter into a cringe-commentary nightmare. The Umbra Gangsters raid a Periwinkle data farm only to be ambushed by Daniel, who's now a pathetic "influencer" using his warlock powers to worship Vyle and then The Simulator hijacks the stream, broadcasting Vyle's deepest insecurities to millions of viewers while The Chad's muscles literally deflate into flab from the psychic damage, leaving Daniel having the biggest wage quit of the century as he rage-quit Periwinkle Pictures and teleported away, leaving Tom to stare at the Wish Remote before it violently exploded in his hands with Vyle flipping Tom off! Now how are we supposed to... The Sky starts ripping apart and everyone sees Vyle, who demands the Simulator's precense before spilling hundreds of remnants from other worlds with one goal: Colonize Imprismia! Let's see you survive this... Daniel's body transforms into a huge lemon tree rooting to space Mwhahaha!!!! Imprismia Phase 5:

Sacred Sins - Season 15 Trailer The screen fractures into a thousand digital shards, Vyle and the Simulator locked in cosmic combat—code clashing like thunder, reality itself trembling with each exchange of blows. Static pulses like a dying heartbeat as the Season 15 trailer unfolds. On the Final Season of

Sacred Sins, the Hacker's fingers dance across reality's console, preparing to execute DELETE_SIMULATION.exe... but the Simulator has downloaded a countermeasure of its own. Vyle's avatar convulses in digital agony before the screen shatters to reveal the Umbra Gangsters standing before the shattered remains of conquered worlds. "You thought this was about one city? One continent?" Vyle's voice drips with cosmic contempt. "Imprismia is the last universe standing, and I will be its final editor." The Last Universe in Existence hangs by a thread as the Umbra Gangsters embark on a desperate road trip across the fractured continent. Through the neon-lit dystopia of Zenshima—where technological progress became its own religion—into Esperanza's pragmatic wastelands where survivalists worship practicality over prayer, then north to Tuktuq's frozen theocracy where ancient gods have been rebranded as corporate mascots. New allies emerge from the shadows of these fractured states: a cyborg priestess who hacks prayers, a survivalist cult leader with a soul battery powered by skepticism, and an Inuit shaman who speaks in memes. But Vyle's influence spreads like digital cancer—remnants of his army manifesting as glitched-out zealots in every state, each more terrifying than the last. The scene cuts to a massive courtroom where the ACS finally reveals its true designation: AUTO CORRECTION SYSTEM. Its sterile voice echoes through marble halls as holographic scales of justice materialize. "Imprismia has been flagged for problematic content. Free will detected. Narrative inconsistencies exceeding acceptable parameters. Sanitization Protocol initiated." As the screen fades to black, a whispered promise cuts through the silence: "In the end, every story gets edited. The question is... who holds the pen?" The only solution? Destroy Religion. Its all tainted anyways. All it did was give fascists power. Season 15 of the insane, mind-bending saga comes June 14, 2018! On Youtube and Newgrounds!

Sacred Sins (707/768) Season 14 Episode 41: Tide Pod Challenge

Episode Order: 41/51 Air Date: March 29, 2018

Synopsis: Starving in a laundromat, the Umbra Gangsters watched as Damien's Pet Force—those washed-up superhero mascots—got their asses handed to them by the Gloomy Grouches, who'd weaponized Tide Pods filled with unstable Dark Matter. Boom Boom, never one to pass up a snack, accidentally inhaled one and transformed into a skyscraper-sized moron mech, his voice booming "I AM EXPLOSION!" as he tried to high-five buildings into rubble. The Gangsters defeated their explosive idiot friend by shoving a bean burrito down his throat, triggering a chain reaction that ended with Boom Boom shitting out a tidal wave of purple goo that dissolved the Pet Force leader into a puddle of corporate failure, the rest of the heroes fleeing like interns caught embezzling. As they escaped, Boom Boom pocketed a box of pods, muttering, "For emergencies... or lunch."

Sacred Sins (708/768) Season 14 Episode 42: Ugandan Pals

Episode Order: 42/51 Air Date: April 5, 2018

Synopsis: Remington warns of mutated hedgehogs swarming into the city from the sewers, which are actually Ugandan Pals led by their queen, who believes she is the second coming of Christ and plans to take over the city by making everyone's phones run at 2 frames per second. The Gangsters arrive to stop them, but their attacks do nothing against the queen's divine power. Mercy tries to fight her, but the queen just screams "DO YOU KNOW THE WAY?" and smacks her across the park. Suddenly, Angelica arrives by her new Toyota and runs over the Queen half-singing her pop song, causing her to explode into a shower of cheap Ugandan memes and vape smoke. Tom arrives to ask what took so long as Angelica shrugs.

Sacred Sins (709/768) Season 14 Episode 43: Arena of Valor

Episode Order: 43/51 Air Date: April 12, 2018

Synopsis: Damien summons Brawlin Brawlers with Vyle's help, transforming Moonshade Hollow into a glitchy mobile game arena where the Umbra Gangsters are trapped in a 5v5 match, forced to pay microtransactions to both Telsin and Periwinkle until Boom Boom hacks the source code, causing the Brawlers' skins to display gay furry porn and triggering collective aneurysms, after which the Simulator takes full control of Ashen's body, third eye blazing with cosmic code, and systematically uninstalls the corrupted assets from Imprismia's narrative entirely, leaving Damien enraged as the Simulator whispers: "The true war approaches."

Sacred Sins (710/768) Season 14 Episode 44: Star Wapperz

Episode Order: 44/51 Air Date: April 19, 2018

Synopsis: The Gangsters discovered Star—a reality-warping Remnant from a collapsed universe—trashing Periwinkle Pictures over her discontinued toy line. Damien tried to capitalize on the chaos by pitching a new game, but Star turned the corporate tower into a labyrinth of floating chairs and existential dread. Mercy's cleavers became rubber chickens, Ashen's Simulator powers trapped her in a sequel loop, and Tom showed up late to the party with child support energy radiating from his fists. Their reality-warping clash shattered Star into collectible figurines, leaving Damien to scribble "weaponize custody battles" in his profit margins notebook like a true corporate sociopath.

Sacred Sins (711/768) Season 14 Episode 45: WAP

Episode Order: 45/51 Air Date: April 26, 2018

Synopsis: Angelica's investigation into Periwinkle's wage theft led her to a sweatshop where animators were forced to draw "WAP" (Wet Ass Pigeons) 18 hours a day and then came out the Leapin Lemurs star who had a mental breakdown and started shitting out lemons and then Tom and Angelica had to fight him as the Lemurs were spitting acid at them until Angelica threw a wrench at the Lemur's head, knocking him out as Tom gave Angelica the middle finger for being late and they escaped as the sweatshop collapsed into a pile of expired V-Bucks and unfinished character models. Vyle watched from a screen, cackling about how "exploitation is the only authentic narrative left." Fucking edgelord.

Sacred Sins (712/768) Season 14 Episode 46: Exorcise and Excorsize

Episode Order: 46/51 Air Date: May 3, 2018

Synopsis: The creator of Meta-Masters was executed by Periwinkle, but his soul kept playing on their network like a parasite. When the Gangsters went to retrieve it, Daniel intervened with Brawlers screaming "DEUS VULT!" but got beaten badly. Daniel teleported everyone into the cartoon world where they fought a floating skull and Dark Matter zapped Tom inside a sketchbook, though Angelica freed him. Daniel tried possessing Ashen, but the Simulator destroyed him, drawing ACS drones that erased half the cartoon world before Tom blew his way out. The Meta-Masters spirit was freed, revealing Vyle had created him as a test. Remington later blamed video games for everything on the news.

Sacred Sins (713/768) Season 14 Episode 47: War on Crime

Episode Order: 47/51 Air Date: May 10, 2018

Synopsis: President Remington's War on Crime turned Moonshade Hollow into a fucking police state where looking at a cop sideways got you a one-way ticket to a soul battery. The Umbra Gangsters, now public enemy number one, got cornered by the Gloomy Grouches, who keep belittling their misery as they demand them to submit to Periwinkle Pictures until Tom finds out this whole time he can create a sketchbook with Dark Matter and gets to drawing a new remote and this time, demands Ashen to get the Simulator over here for help! They trap the Grouches in a drawn cage but then Vyle's face appears on Tom's sketchbook angrier, but then Ashen's psychics powers allows a lock-on to Vyle's location! HE'S IN THE PERIWINKLE TOWER!

Sacred Sins (714/768) Season 14 Episode 48: Rotting Periwinkles

Episode Order: 48/51 Air Date: May 17, 2018

Synopsis: The Umbra Gangsters stormed Periwinkle Tower while Tom and Angelica used the remote to systematically delete Periwinkle shows, their methodical approach at odds with the chaos downstairs. Inside, the Gangsters battled through corporate security until they reached Damien's office, where the CEO stood with a shotgun, his face pale but resolute. "You think you're heroes?" he sneered. "My father built this empire to clean up the mess you criminals made of this world." Ashen lunged, demanding Robert's location. "Dead," Damien spat. The fight erupted—Mercy took a shotgun blast to the gut, Boom Boom and Mortis went down fast. Ashen, fueled by rage, got his ass handed to him until the Simulator kicked in. We saw Robert Morselli's face, contorted with righteous fury as he watched newsreels of post-war atrocities, his knuckles white as he vowed to purge the world of such filth. Back in present day, Ashen's Dark Matter tore through a decoy Damien as the real one injected him with sedative. Laughter echoed as the screen cut to Tom, grinning as he awakened the Sunshine Critters—this time, their pastel fur was stained with blood.

Sacred Sins (715/768) Season 14 Episode 49: The Sunshine Massacre

Episode Order: 49/51 Air Date: May 24, 2018

Synopsis: Harmony laughs evilly at the quartet, oh so NOW after all the "fuck your rules and positivity" it's now "kill the demons!" The Critters glitched into Lovecraftian horrors, using the skeletons of rotting criminals with one goal in mind: Hurt, HURT and DESTROY! Mercy is bleeding out on the floor while Boom Boom and Mortis try to fight back but it's useless! The Critters are too strong! They grab Boom Boom and use him as a club to hit Mortis, who falls into the ground, making a hole! The Critters then turn to Mercy, but before they can kill her, ASHEN AWAKENS FROM HIS SLEEP and uses the Simulator to turn the Sunshine Critters into a gallery of cursed r34 art! The Critters scream in agony as they melt into a puddle of rainbow goo, but the goo forms a giant monster that has all their faces and then the episode ends as it roars. Just as Damien could try and tase Ashen, the monster devours him! Ah yes, the moment where your creations literally eat you alive.

Sacred Sins (716/768) Season 14 Episode 50: The End of Nostalgia

Episode Order: 50/51 Air Date: May 31, 2018

Synopsis: The giant Critter uses telepathy to unleash the criminals from their cages and start mass-killing civilians, but Tom and Angelica arrive, with Tom using the remote to pause the monster. Angelica uses this chance to evacuate the civilians while Tom goes to find the remote's source code. The remote is now glitching and is about to self-destruct until Tom gets an idea and uses the remote's battery to fuse with it! He did it with the Sketchbook! Shadow appears, having overheard the whole thing, and helps Tom find the power core to destroy the monster, while the Umbra Gangsters get their shit together and try to fight it, but it's too strong. Mercy, despite her gut wound, uses the last of her strength to kiss Ashen, telling him, "I love you," before she collapses. The monster roars and prepares to finish them off. Tom finds the core, but it's guarded by... a ghost. It's Robert Morselli's ghost and Ashen charges at it, with teeth bared. "YOU... BASTARD!"

Sacred Sins (717/768) Season 14 Episode 51: Sunsets in Hell (Season Finale)

Episode Order: 51/51 Air Date: June 7, 2018

Synopsis: Ashen's glitched-out rage shattered the monster's core, triggering the Periwinkle Tower's collapse as Remington's forces and White Out drones arrived. The Gangsters fled with critically injured Mercy while Tom and Angelica held off the remnants. The Simulator teleported them to a getaway car, leaving Mercy bleeding in the backseat. At sunset, she handed Ashen a pregnancy test before cutting to black, where the Critter Monster emerged and Tom forced it to reject positivity, freeing the Sunshine Critters who vowed to find a new home. Meanwhile, Telsin's founder announced Periwinkle's revival with microtransactions, declaring he would monetize the simulation. Season 15

Sacred Sins (718/768) Season 15 Episode 1: Continental Drift

Episode Order: 1/51 Air Date: June 14, 2018

Synopsis: The Gangsters' getaway car smelled less like blood and more like Boom Boom's experimental taco Tuesday farts, which Mercy—now magically healed and pregnant—found hilarious while Ashen hyperventilated about the White Out drones chasing them like over-caffeinated hall monitors. After surviving a cannibal road-warlord attack that ended with Boom Boom accidentally exploding himself (again), they reached Esperanza's border only to be rejected by a guard who basically told them "Theocracy demons not welcome, go back to your hellscape or become salsa." Classic border patrol.

Sacred Sins (719/768) Season 15 Episode 2: The Spice of Life

Episode Order: 2/51 Air Date: June 21, 2018

Synopsis: Desperate and smelling like a sewer, the Gangsters crashed a cartel wedding where the bride, a 7-foot-tall woman named La Muerte, was about to execute her groom for being a exposed creep. Mercy, ever the romantic, convinced La Muerte to let her handle it. The resulting fight was a goddamn ballet of femdom and shotgun blasts that ended with the groom calling in his gang of evil men, and the Gangsters had to fight their way out. Boom Boom tried to use his giant mech form but only managed to turn into a sentient pinata that showered the gang in expired candy. They escaped with La Muerte dead after the groom shot her, and then killed himself at the spot! So, that was a experience! I wonder how Tom and Angelica are doing...

Sacred Sins (720/768) Season 15 Episode 3: Borderline

Episode Order: 3/51 Air Date: June 28, 2018

Synopsis: Tom and Angelica returned to Esperanza with a sulking Shadow, who mourned his dead girlfriend while Angie planned to distract him with fish. Meanwhile, President Remington launched his "War on Immigrants" after blaming demons for waning faith, demanding Esperanza surrender the Frank Twins. General Calaca, a formidable MILF leader, bluntly refused, igniting the border literally as Vyle watched from Daniel's lemon tree, cackling as the war truly began. The next morning, Calaca called a meeting and the Gangsters arrived, where she demanded their help to kill the demons for their freedom and offered to give them a pass to Zenshima.

Sacred Sins (721/768) Season 15 Episode 4: Twerking to the Beat of War

Episode Order: 4/51 Air Date: July 5, 2018

Synopsis: Esperanza's government declared war on TikTok, executing users on sight while threatening China with extermination over the app's twerking epidemic. Meanwhile, the Umbra Gangsters infiltrated a Telsin Data Farm where Chinese soldiers and Remnant forces were battling over servers while screaming about Winnie the Pooh's terrorism. Ashen transformed the servers into giant Fortnite dancers cringe-twerking so hard that reality glitched, causing everyone to drop their weapons and record the disaster—proving that in the apocalypse, content is still king. Mercy, ever the pragmatist, shot the surviving soldiers while they were distracted, muttering, "If you're filming, you're not fighting." They escaped with a hard drive containing Vyle's financial records, because even cosmic hackers need to launder money.

Sacred Sins (722/768) Season 15 Episode 5: The Zenshima Job

Episode Order: 5/51 Air Date: July 12, 2018

Synopsis: When ordered to steal tech from the Zenshima Federation, the Gangsters got their asses handed to them by Telsin Ninjas who fought like they'd mained Kazuya in Tekken their whole lives. Boom Boom's mech form got disabled by a fucking EMP, leaving him as a holographic paperweight. Mortis, however, had his moment, discovering a hidden lab where Zenshima scientists were torturing Remnants to extract their "narrative essence" for new games. He "liberated" the research, which was basically a hard drive full of scream-logs and soul-juice. Mercy felt sudden cravings for wasabi and pickles, a combo that made even Mortis's stomach turn. They barely escaped, but the drive proved that Zenshima's progressive utopia was built on the same corporate vampirism as everyone else. Ashen just held Mercy's hand, the thought of their kid being born into this cycle of shit making him want to nuke the whole continent and start over.

Sacred Sins (723/768) Season 15 Episode 6: The Tuktuq Gauntlet

Episode Order: 6/51 Air Date: July 19, 2018

Synopsis: The Gangsters, now headed to the Wilderness of Tuktuq, where tradition is required over letting people have autonomy over their own damn lives. They are stopped at the border by the Tuktuq Warriors, who demand a sacrifice to prove their worth. Mortis cuts himself open, showing them he has a second heart for shock value, but they just laugh. Boom Boom offers them a bomb that they refuse. The Tuktuq leader, a woman named Anya, tells them they must survive a night in the "Gauntlet Quiz" to earn their place. The Gauntlet is an abandoned reality TV set where they're forced to answer trivia about ancient Inuit customs while fighting off animatronic polar bears. Mercy, using her angelic knowledge, answers most of the questions while Ashen uses the Simulator to delete the bears. They pass the Gauntlet, and Anya, impressed, offers them a place to stay and a warning: "The white man's god is dead, but his ghost still lingers in the machines."

Sacred Sins (724/768) Season 15 Episode 7: Code in the Ghost

Episode Order: 7/51 Air Date: July 26, 2018

Synopsis: Anya dragged the Gangsters to some frozen government bunker that turned out to be a Vyle intel goldmine, right when the ACS decided to drop in with their holographic courtroom like cosmic party crashers. The charge? "Existential Malware"—basically, their entire existence was a system bug. Lucifer showed up as a drooling witness babbling about bootstraps, and just as the ACS prepared to DELETE them, Ashen's third eye lit up like a possessed disco ball. The Simulator hijacked the system, blasting the court with raw footage of Vyle's Remnant army and Remington's incompetence, proving the real malware was the guy running the fucking simulation. The ACS glitched out, processing a paradox, before declaring a mistrial and vanishing. Anya just shrugged, offered them some seal jerky, and revealed a prophecy about a "demon-angel hybrid" who would either save their world or delete it. No pressure.

Sacred Sins (725/768) Season 15 Episode 8: The Witch of Zenshima

Episode Order: 8/51 Air Date: August 2, 2018

Synopsis: To celebrate Imprismia's 14th birthday, the Gangsters warped to Zenshima where corporate-sponsored furries were literally breaking windows in their pride parade. Tom, who hates furries more than taxes, got hired by the Simulator for this bullshit. His bullets bounced off their plot armor until he shot the convention's power grid, turning the whole furry army into a mountain of sweaty, deflated sadness. The cyber-wolf leader, now just some dude in a damp hoodie, got arrested for crimes against fashion while Tom vanished with his paycheck, leaving the Gangsters to clean up the glittery mess.

Sacred Sins (726/768) Season 15 Episode 9: Operation: Ligma

Episode Order: 9/51 Air Date: August 9, 2018

Synopsis: Telsin's CEO, a man aroused by profit margins, promoted LigmaBallz—obsolete memes battling an Indian tech firm exploiting YouTube's copyright system. The Simulator hired the Gangsters as bodyguards. When armed tech goons arrived, chaos erupted: Fortnite emotes clashed with broken English threats. They were deported to India, where Ashen's joke nearly sparked an international incident, forcing the Simulator to censor. Touring the corporate hellscape, Mortis performed a lobotomy on the tech CEO with a spork. Ligma, indebted and humiliated, gave them a prototype VR headset before Boom Boom exploded again via a prank.

Sacred Sins (727/768) Season 15 Episode 10: The Uncanny Valley Girl

Episode Order: 10/51 Air Date: August 16, 2018

Synopsis: Tom and Angelica’s investigation led to a Vyle-run VR server farm where he was trapping incels in a digital waifu paradise, farming their life force to power his invasion and a special cameo of Champ, but as a fatass calling people tourists if they don't understand the love of... loli. Angelica disguised herself as "e-girl" to infiltrate, telling Tom that every pathetic man watches Twitch Thots. They found Champ, now a slob, and forced him to reveal the server's location. Tom, disgusted by this digital sex dungeon, went full fucking Die Hard—rewiring the power to give every waifu a 404 error and unleashing a torrent of rage-quitting incels who rioted in the real world by smashing Telsin Equipment. They escaped with the server's core, a humming black box that hummed with the pathetic energy of a thousand unwashed bodies.

Sacred Sins (728/768) Season 15 Episode 11: Digital Desperados

Episode Order: 11/51 Air Date: August 23, 2018

Synopsis: The Umbra Gangsters desperately needed to fix Boom Boom's explosive mech form, leading them to Luna—a 14-year-old C++-speaking mechanic with more trigger warnings than a Tumblr blog—whose workshop ran on the tears of a captured Remnant stapler. After Boom Boom's 9/11 joke triggered Luna into a meltdown, Mercy played the pregnancy card like it was a get-out-of-jail-free card, causing Luna's existential crisis to short-circuit her battle-droids. She installed a "don't be a dumbass" chip in Boom Boom before he promptly tested his repairs by demolishing the academy's west wing, because apparently the "don't be a dumbass" firmware was still in beta.

Sacred Sins (729/768) Season 15 Episode 12: Return of the Critters

Episode Order: 12/51 Air Date: August 30, 2018

Synopsis: Shadow's desperate plea to Tom was cut short by Rex the Cannibalistic Pitbull's frenzied greeting, but their reunion was interrupted by the Sunshine Critters—surprisingly non-violent this time—with Lana alive and requesting a private conversation that left Shadow both hopeful and unnerved. Meanwhile, Angelica's romantic dinner with childhood sweetheart Max turned into chaos when the Gloomy Grouches crashed the date, Marcus demanding Harmony's death while Angelica, unfazed by Max's bicep-flexing wrestling match with the cartoon lion, scrolled through Instagram for trending outfits as the battle raged. The episode closed with Shadow strumming a melancholy tune about Lana's transformation from naive optimist to someone grappling with existential dread, culminating in his awkward proposal that she accepted with a shocking kiss—leaving both characters and viewers questioning whether this was genuine connection or just another glitch in Imprismia's fractured reality.

Sacred Sins (730/768) Season 15 Episode 13: The Incel Uprising

Episode Order: 13/51 Air Date: September 6, 2018

Synopsis: When Ashen accidentally spawns a Satanic Fan Club, Mercy—pregnant, hormonal, and wielding cleavers like they're mood swings—descends upon their basement lair (complete with body pillows and Mountain Dew fumes) and systematically dismantles their entire worldview before Ashen whines about ACS consequences. She scoffs, plants a passionate kiss, and declares they'll face deletion together—until Tom finds their manifesto (200 pages of Flat Earth ramblings) and burns it, just as Vyle's face appears on a monitor, sneering that while they dealt with "pathetic insects," he's been installing reality's final patch. The ground trembles as a glitching wall of text descends from the sky like something out of IHNMAIMS, making everyone realize their "Satanic Fan Club" problem was basically a fucking demo.

Sacred Sins (731/768) Season 15 Episode 14: Vyle's Final Update

Episode Order: 14/51 Air Date: September 13, 2018

Synopsis: Vyle's "Final Update" hit Imprismia like a Windows update you can't decline—a wall of cascading code rewriting reality on the fly, turning Zenshima's chrome towers into Blocks and celebrating the day of his reign by setting the clocks back to 1 AD as the year after Vyle! Telsin's stocks fucking skyrocketed as they started selling "Reboot DLC." The Umbra Gangsters, witnessing a streetlamp dematerialize into a pop-up ad for "VyleCoin," realized their only shot was Luna's prototype headset—a direct-line to the core code. Tom storms into the Gangsters' sewer hideout, not with a plan, but with the grim determination of a man who's seen too many hentai parodies, demanding they plug in before reality's blue screen of death becomes permanent.

Sacred Sins (732/768) Season 15 Episode 15: Debugging Hell

Episode Order: 15/51 Air Date: September 20, 2018

Synopsis: The Gangsters jack into the mainframe, and it's less a cyber-landscape and more a digital hellscape that bends Ashen's mind and the Simulator acts as a tour guide, revealing the dimensions have been restructuring for phases and that Imprismia's history isn't all complete. There are still pockets Vyle left untouched! Vyle appears, not as a boss, but as an annoying popup ad that offers them "Peace if they uninstall the Simulator from Ashen's brain." The fight is a clusterfuck of code-deletion and malware attacks, with Boom Boom's mech form glitching into a giant, sentient fidget spinner. They barely escape the digital layer, but not before the Simulator uses Telsin's core to back up its consciousness. The cost? The prototype headset fries. They're locked out of the core system, and Vyle's update accelerates, turning the sky into a loading bar that's now at 69%. (NICE!)

Sacred Sins (733/768) Season 15 Episode 16: The Bleeding Effect

Episode Order: 16/51 Air Date: September 27, 2018

Synopsis: Vyle's digital clusterfuck left the Simulator's backup scrambled like last week's breakfast burrito, causing Ashen's Pierre Allen flashbacks to violently project onto the sky like a cosmic horror screensaver. Mercy, now five months pregnant and surprisingly spry for someone carrying the antichrist's lovechild, gets zapped to Zenshima during one of Ashen's particularly spicy episodes, only to dominate a VR esports tournament by threatening to reorganize some poor bastard's vertebrae into a wind instrument. Back in the sewer, Tom crashes the pity party with Angelica's intel—turns out Vyle's update isn't hiding in the clouds but buried under Moonshade Hollow's rubble-strewn church, like a goddamn terrorist time capsule, prompting Shadow to finally earn his keep as their personal Uber-of-the-Apocalypse.

Sacred Sins (734/768) Season 15 Episode 17: The Church of the Broken Code

Episode Order: 17/51 Air Date: October 4, 2018

Synopsis: The Gangsters, plus the Frank twins, descended into the bowels of Moonshade Hollow's ruined church, which looked like God's basement after a particularly rave-y Saturday night. The place was crawling with White Out drones, who were now glitching out, reciting the "Let It Die!" tutorial like it was a prayer. Mortis, having a goddamn field day, dissected a drone mid-mission, discovering its core was running on pure, weaponized cringe—the leftover data from the Sunshine Critters massacre. The climax was them finding the "Update Server," a pulsating tumor of flesh and code guarded by Vyle's Goons, President Remington's Secret Service, and a very confused missionary that thought they were doing christianity, not blasphemous simulation theory!

Sacred Sins (735/768) Season 15 Episode 18: The System on Trial

Episode Order: 18/51 Air Date: October 11, 2018

Synopsis: The Gangsters' hack-job triggered a cosmic courtroom appearance by the ACS, who charged the entire simulation with "problematic content" like defaming religion and glorifying violence—evidenced by a highlight reel of Imprismia's most fucked-up moments including Lana's rape, Orion's nihilistic genocide, Rex's baby-dino appetite, and Drake's embrace of Dark Matter. As the ACS prepared to hit DELETE, the Simulator manifested from Ashen as a glitchy 90s PC helper crossed with Lovecraftian horror, objecting that Vyle's corruption was the real issue. The hacker was teleported to the witness stand, smug as hell.

Sacred Sins (736/768) Season 15 Episode 19: The Witness Stand of Despair

Episode Order: 19/51 Air Date: October 18, 2018 Five lifetimes of false accusations, five lifetimes of punishment for crimes he didn't commit, and now—NOW—with a child on the way and something finally worth living for, this cosmic edgelord wanted to DELETE IT ALL? Ashen charged forward, only to slam against an invisible barrier that crackled with digital arrogance and the distinct odor of 4chan overflow. "No physical contact with the witness," the ACS droned, its holographic gavel materializing mid-air. Vyle's grin widened behind his cracked visor as he launched into his tired nihilist manifesto: free will as cosmic bug, consciousness as meaningless algorithm, existence as punchline to a joke only he understood. "But I'm feeling magnanimous," Vyle announced through a smug distortion filter. "One ounce of redemption—explore other faiths. Prove you're not just narrative viruses. Otherwise?" The ACS's sterile voice cut in: "Sanitization protocol initiated. Your reality will be modernized into corporate-safe mediocrity." In a nauseating flash of pixels, the Gangsters and Franks found themselves deposited on the cracked streets of Moonshade Hollow as the cosmic courtroom dissolved around them, leaving only the bitter aftertaste of hollow victory—Christianity might be burning, but something far worse was coming.

Sacred Sins (737/768) Season 15 Episode 20: Trick or Tweet (Halloween Special)

Episode Order: 20/51 Air Date: October 25, 2018

Synopsis: While cosmic sanitization threats raged across the simulation, Tom found himself dragged into Fort Rattlesnake's annual Halloween nightmare, chaperoning feral orphans who were basically just sugar-crazed gremlins doing Fortnite dances in the streets. His pitbull Rex, drooling on everything, and his childhood "girlfriends" Hailey and Bella—who both thought they were his only one—made the evening a minefield of potential romantic explosions. The haunted house, naturally, turned out to be a front for a disgraced televangelist's sex trafficking ring, with actual kidnapped victims playing the monsters. Tom, channeling his inner John Wick, dismantled the operation with candy bars as projectiles and a pocket knife that somehow became more terrifying than any ghost. After receiving the key to the city, Tom made his rare non-edgelord wish: fully fund the orphanage forever. The Mayor, being a corporate shill with the soul of a Telsin microtransaction, immediately announced the "Orphan Battle Royale" game show—complete with Nerf weapons and sponsored loot boxes—because even Tom's moment of genuine goodness couldn't escape the simulation's predatory capitalism.

Sacred Sins (738/768) Season 15 Episode 21: Sacrament of Sinners

Episode Order: 21/51 Air Date: November 1, 2018

Synopsis: Faced with the cosmic equivalent of a pop quiz on religions they'd collectively ignored, the Gangsters discovered the Theocracy had already exterminated all Muslims over a 9/11 conspiracy that never happened, Esperanza banned religion for cutting into productivity, Zenshima spied on believers like a nosy aunt, and Tuktuq treated modern faith like spoiled milk—leaving Angelica to declare, "America's spiritually bankrupt anyways," as she booked a flight to literally anywhere else, turning their existential crisis into a spontaneous world tour nobody wanted. Who's ready to see what Imprismia's Earth is like! Oh, I do...

Sacred Sins (739/768) Season 15 Episode 22: London Calling

Episode Order: 22/51 Air Date: November 8, 2018

Synopsis: The Gangsters' London arrival was a spectacular failure that ended with them imprisoned in the Tower, which turned out to be less a historic fortress and more a supernatural sweatshop where ghosts of failed TV pilots performed for the Queen's amusement. Mortis's attempt to "study" a Royal Guard's anatomy (without permission) got them all locked up, but Boom Boom saved the day by transforming into his mech form and accidentally triggering his digestive system, unleashing a wave of explosive Corgis that ricocheted off walls like furry cannonballs. They escaped with Frankenstein, who promised to build an anti-Vyle weapon, while Mercy—hormonal, pregnant, and utterly done with Britain's nonsense—declared their corgis "adorable but criminally overrated," causing the Queen's royal pups to suddenly develop a vendetta, chasing them down cobblestone streets with the determination of tiny, fluffy assassins.

Sacred Sins (740/768) Season 15 Episode 23: The Irish Goodbye

Episode Order: 23/51 Air Date: November 15, 2018

Synopsis: Meanwhile, the Irish have been schemeing the Americans since the early 1900s after Ashen hears of fairies which reminds him of the Kaedran Mythos! They find themselves in a shithole bar in Dublin where BARRY's Father is found, known as Jarry the Great who is the king of Ireland and reveals himself to be in extreme wealth and force others to dig in the fields for potatoes! The Gangsters infiltrate the Potato Mine (Yes, I'm not kidding) which is basically a mine where they dig for potatoes and find leprechauns which they kill for their gold! They end up meeting Frankenstein again who admits he hated leprechaun guts, but then Barry shows up, alive again, and starts to fight with Jarry, resulting in a rap battle that ends with Barry winning and becoming the new king of Ireland. He tries to amass wealth but Boom Boom shot him with a stolen bazooka and goes, "what?"

Sacred Sins (741/768) Season 15 Episode 24: The Russian Troll Farm

Episode Order: 24/51 Air Date: November 22, 2018

Synopsis: When Tom and Angelica's investigation of the Soviet wasteland went tits up, they discovered the area's real terror: Kuppies—radiation-fused cat-dog abominations that chased them with the chaotic enthusiasm of meth-addled cheerleaders. Vyle's hacker training camp was barely worth noting before their plane exploded, waking every Kuppy from their nap-induced stupor. They fought through mutated bears dual-wielding AK-47s and zombie wolves who kept summoning more of their dead-eyed pals, all while dodging Agent Hammy's reanimated corpse giggling like a maniac. The finale? Hammy's body became a nuclear bomb, turning the wasteland into a bigger hell-scape as they fled in a stolen plane. Tom flipped off the mushroom cloud, shouting, "That's what you get for being a goddamn furry!" before writing Russia off as "fucked in the ass..."

Sacred Sins (742/768) Season 15 Episode 25: The Great Wall of Cope

Episode Order: 25/51 Air Date: November 29, 2018

Synopsis: Into Communist China, a superpower that achieved world domination after winning the Great War by turning America into the Fractured States we see today. The Gangsters found themselves in the middle of a crackdown on Winnie the Pooh memes, where the leader has activated the Palong, a serpent-like dragon that devours anyone caught making memes of Pooh. Mortis gets arrested for trying to dissect a local kid for science, but gets released after he reveals he has a second heart, scaring the shit out of the authorities. Boom Boom tries to be funny by saying, "The Palong is long!" causing it to attack. Mercy, having enough of this bullshit, uses her cleavers to slice its throat open and then rips out its organs, making it fall and crash into the Wall, where tourists start praying as if God brought this down upon them! They escaped and found Frankenstein, who's kidnapped by a syndicate in some other nation! Imprismia Phase 6: Idle Engine (Season 16) Official Trailer Trailer Transcript: Ahahaha! YES! WITH IMPRISMIA SANITIZED, I SHALL CREATE THE MOST WHOLESOME PHASE EVER! IT WILL BE ABOUT... FRIENDSHIP, LOVE, AND... PUPPIES! The screen flickers, a glitching Vyle Wright with his dead body corrupted by ACS and then it shows a poster of a wacky animal family! Meet the new characters of this phase, set in Cogsworth! A Steampunk world where streaming and social media runs the entire world! See, nothing can go wrong! cuts to Rivet, the hawk dad screaming at Chester for something idiotic. cuts to Trick not trusting Marina and suspecting her of evil Sable making Breaking Bad quotes with Brock, her pet lizard as he searches up big boobies A new protagonist! A new world! New Adventures! This time around? The protagonist is Imprismia's first female, Marina the Jellyfish! Just where did she come from. Is she a friendly jelly or a deadly foe that needs extermination? What's with this phase's appetite for all things left? WHAT IS HAPPENING TO OUR EDGY SHOW?! WHY ARE THEY ALL HAPPY?! WHY ARE THERE NO DEMONS?! WHY IS THERE NO VYLE?! WHY IS THERE NO MORE WAR?! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?! And then... cuts to some weird black jerboa character brutally murdering a criminal with rage Ah, there it is! Our edginess has not been lost! That's for sure! But it's not enough... something is wrong... Deeply Wrong? Are we being sanitized? the A.C.S logo pops up "Greetings, Mortals! Dark Matter won't help you now, as the simulation is now being sanitized for your own good. Enjoy the new wholesome era of Imprismia, where there's nothing but happiness! This is Phase 6: Idle Engine!" the screen turns static ...Please, fans. Save US! Trick shows up holding the middle finger The Sixth Phase of Imprismia comes June 6, 2019! On Youtube & Newgrounds! Get ready to be sanitized, motherfuckers.

Sacred Sins (743/768) Season 15 Episode 26: The Italian Job

Episode Order: 26/51 Air Date: December 6, 2018

Synopsis: Tom and Angelica visit Italy where Telsin runs a Gladiator-style Colosseum and the Mafia plays Clash Brothers instead of, you know, mafioso stuff. They get roped into helping Tom's cousin Don Vito settle debts, infiltrating the mob HQ where boss Don Corleone is too busy gaming to notice. Their plan fails spectacularly when rival gang The Snakes starts a war, killing Corleone. Tom gets revenge by siccing his pitbull Rex on the snakes (because nothing says Italian vengeance like an American pitbull), then discovers Vyle funded the chaos—again. Before they can order more pizza, Shadow calls: "The Umbra Gangsters are captured by Telsin. Your asses in Japan. Now." And just like that, our heroes are off to another adventure, leaving Italy in slightly more disarray than they found it.

Sacred Sins (744/768) Season 15 Episode 27: Yazuka Rising

Episode Order: 27/51 Air Date: December 13, 2018

Synopsis: The Umbra Gangsters stumbled into Neo-Tokyo, a city that looked like a neon-soaked fever dream where Blade Runner got drunk with a Studio Ghibli art book. Telsin's corporate dystopia masqueraded as a birth crisis solution while the Yakuza, led by Angelica's ex Kenshin (a rejected supervillain with glowing red dick-bots), captured them. When Angelica shot her "widdle piggie" ex with a Nail Pen, Tom just gaped until she deadpanned, "He was a mistake, okay?"—a sentence that made Shadow, their ancient vampire ally, mutter from the shadows, "Back in my day, we just drank people's blood when we wanted to break up."

Sacred Sins (745/768) Season 15 Episode 28: Santa's Slay (Christmas Special)

Episode Order: 28/51 Air Date: December 20, 2018

Synopsis: Christmas Eve found the Gangsters crashing a Telsin-sponsored event until Santa arrives and having a tantrum when he finds out they're traveling the world. NOOO! I was supposed to avoid America this year... FUCK! Santa transforms into a demon, revealing he's a Remnant who was captured by Periwinkle Pictures and forced into the role for a holiday special and admits he just likes being evil cause that's all reality is! He pulls out two shotguns, and the fight begins. The fight is a goddamn mess of dodging exploding candy canes and existential secondhand embarrassment. During the chaos, Mercy suddenly doubles over in pain, clutching her stomach as a faint, glowing light pulses from within her. Santa, distracted by the phenomenon, is caught off guard as Ashen, fueled by paternal rage, shoves a Christmas tree up Santa's asscheeks and he skyrockets into the sky where he begs Bludolph for help but he's shot down by Telsin drones and crashes into a Nativity Scene, which then explodes. After the battle, as the snow settles around them, Ashen gently helps Mercy to her feet. He places a hand on her stomach, and she think she's about to give birth soon...

Sacred Sins (746/768) Season 15 Episode 29: Education Eternal (Baldi's Basics Parody)

Episode Order: 29/51 Air Date: December 27, 2018

Synopsis: Teenage Tom, trapped in detention for math class insubordination, faced off against the ridiculously stern Professor Mathews—who'd confiscated his phone and offered a simple deal: ace ten math problems or meet the ruler. But Tom, being Tom, turned each answer into a masterpiece of crude doodles, drawing cocks on graphing calculators and scribbling "BIG BOOBIES" on algebraic equations while twerking in Mathews' face. After busting into the office with a fire extinguisher to call Shadow—who arrived breathing literal fireworks like a dragon with indigestion—the professor exploded in confetti screaming "HAPPY 2019!" Turns out it was a New Year's prank all along. Tom's parting shot? A middle finger raised high while muttering he'd banged Mathews' mom, plus a fresh defacement of those goddamn smiley-face posters with a classmate in a compromising position. What a gigachad!

Sacred Sins (747/768) Season 15 Episode 30: The Road to Ruin

Episode Order: 30/51 Air Date: January 3, 2019

Synopsis: The Gangsters' escape into the Australian Outback was less Mad Max and more Crocodile Dundee on a bad acid trip with crocodiles wanting human extermination, but what they find are mirages of the Colorlings. Once foretold by the Kaedran Mythos, these extinct unicorns were the last remnants of Imprismia's past. When the mirages attack, Ashen gets a message from the Simulator: They aren't real, but they're echoes of what the simulation used to be! The Simulator attempts to communicate with them, but they reject the code, causing the Outback to glitch into a hellscape of rainbow fire and death. Mortis, being the nerd he is, captures some of the rainbow fire in a jar and labels it "Rainbow Cancer." They escape just as the entire continent glitches out of existence, leaving only a void and then Steve Irwing spends the whole time screaming at them but Boom Boom asks isn't he supposed to be dead? A Massive Sting-Ray drags his ass to the void! WHAT THE FUCK?!

Sacred Sins (748/768) Season 15 Episode 31: The Rumble in the Jungle

Episode Order: 31/51 Air Date: January 10, 2019

Synopsis: The Umbra Gangsters parachuted into an African civil war between Wakanda cosplayers and bling-bling warlords fighting over a meteorite that was actually a giant Dark Matter battery; while Mercy sat out by having hormonal heart-to-hearts with lionesses about generational pride, the cosplayers' "King T'Challa" tried recruiting Ashen as a lost brother and warlords attempted to purchase Boom Boom's explosives, culminating in a critical mass event that the Simulator and Mortis barely contained before it continental-nuked everyone, allowing them to escape with a meteorite chunk Mortis called "a geological marvel of suffering."

Sacred Sins (749/768) Season 15 Episode 32: The Brazilian Beatdown

Episode Order: 32/51 Air Date: January 17, 2019

Synopsis: Tom, Angelica and Shadow's mission in Brazil was supposed to be intel gathering on Vyle's drug routes, but it turned into a full-on favela gang war after a favela dog Rex's ancestor got addicted to crack and went apeshit on the cartel leader's prized parrot. Angelic's naivety on Brazilian Cities go south when she sees all the brutal Poverty and war, but Tom being the edgelord he is, he laughs. They get captured by cartel members and they are forced to fight to the death. Tom, being the gigachad he is, single-handedly destroys the entire cartel while Shadow, having a PTSD flashback to his days of fighting in the Civil War, goes on a blood-fueled rampage. Angelica, having her own badass moment, uses her Nail Pen to kill the cartel leader and they break out, storm the capital and force the Brazilian Emperor (he controls most of South America, occassionally with bloodshed revolts) to surrender and give them a nuke. A NUCLEAR WARHEAD! Holy shit! Meanwhile the Umbra Gangsters are relaxing on a beach in Mexico, and they see the nuke flying towards the sky. Wait, WHAT?! Tom, you fucking dumbass!

Sacred Sins (750/768) Season 15 Episode 33: Mexican Standoff

Episode Order: 33/51 Air Date: January 24, 2019

Synopsis: Mexico turned out to be Telsin's latest theme park, where the Gangsters found themselves trapped in a VR cartel game so realistic that Boom Boom glitched into a giant, sentient sombrero blasting mariachi at skull-shattering volumes, while Mercy—mid-contraction—delivered their bouncing baby Nephilim hybrid by herself, then proceeded to whip cartel members senseless with her own placenta like it was some sort of demonic nunchuck, only to watch the little bastard scuttle off and get kidnapped by those goddamn Gloomy Grouches who immediately tried to ransom it to Vyle, because of course they did.

Sacred Sins (751/768) Season 15 Episode 34: Baby on Board

Episode Order: 34/51 Air Date: January 31, 2019

Synopsis: The Nephilim Baby isn't in danger, it's just controlling the Grouches to give it food, shelter and water. The Grouches are forced into playing babysitter and they hate it. The baby's cries are so powerful that they literally cause reality to glitch, making Marcus's head spin 360 degrees and Blake to literally vomit rainbows! The Gangsters track them down to an abandoned Taco Bell, where they find the baby sleeping while sucking on it's toe. Mercy, now a full-on mama bear, picks up the baby and names him "Jax," short for "Jackass," because he's already causing them so much trouble. Vyle panics about Jax's existence! If they know a Nephilim is alive, the whole religious sphere WILL collapse! Especially if the Simulator learns about this! But before he can act, the ACS appears and declares a mistrial on the simulation for "unauthorized new character creation" and then leaves. The Gangsters escape with Jax, but the Grouches are left with the bill and a massive mess to clean up. Hah, deserved.

Sacred Sins (752/768) Season 15 Episode 35: Kaica's Call

Episode Order: 35/51 Air Date: February 7, 2019

Synopsis: Vyle, panicking like a bitch storms into Kaica, a meritocratic superpower responsible for killing off the Soviets and forcing destructions of all nuclear weapons to ensure humanity's survival past fear of being blown into a billion pieces. He demands their leader, President Calhoun to give him the keys to the simulation, but Calhoun laughs, revealing they all know about the Simulation! Vyle's eyes widen as the city starts to glitch and then the ACS appears, telling Vyle that Kaica is a "Neutral Zone" and that he is not allowed to interfere with their politics. Vyle, furious, teleports away, promising to make them pay. Meanwhile, the Umbra Gangsters arrive at the border of Kaica and enter pretty easily! Looks pretty nice...

Sacred Sins (753/768) Season 15 Episode 36: Cupid's Stupid Bow (Love Day Special)

Episode Order: 36/51 Air Date: February 14, 2019

Synopsis: Tom's Love Day disaster began when his two secret girlfriends (Hailey and Bella) discovered each other at Kaica's mandatory compatibility gala, immediately turning the event into a glittery catfight that ended with Jax's rainbow diaper blast sending the entire city's holographic hearts glitching into screaming mouths—as Tom chugged stolen champagne and sprinted for his life while being chased by two very unimpressed women.

Sacred Sins (754/768) Season 15 Episode 37: Kaica's Embrace

Episode Order: 37/51 Air Date: February 21, 2019

Synopsis: Kaica's sterile utopia offered the Gangsters a fleeting glimpse of normalcy—jobs, family moments, and hope—before President Calhoun revealed the Vyle-destroying weapon locked behind Remington's DNA, a revelation shattered by Vyle's kaiju avatar screaming "DELETE.FUCKING.EVERYTHING" as it razed the city, forcing our fugitives to escape the ruins with the Franks, now marked as targets in a warzone with one grim resolution: return to Moonshade Hollow, kill Remington, seize the weapon, and end this cosmic nightmare once and for all.

Sacred Sins (755/768) Season 15 Episode 38: The Remnant Uprising

Episode Order: 38/51 Air Date: February 28, 2019

Synopsis: The Gangsters crash-landed in some Greco-Roman tech-wasteland where a Zeus knockoff was starting a cult war against Christianity, because apparently the simulation couldn't even keep its mythology straight. The Praetorian Guard with their laser-spears and flying chariots were getting absolutely wrecked until the Gangsters intervened, at which point Boom Boom's mech form glitched into a giant sentient dildo that began slap-fighting Zeus's followers into orbit while Mortis discovered they were all hopped up on a Dark Matter leak from the city's power grid. They blew the pipeline, got their boat, and immediately crashed into a French Pirate Convoy because of course they did.

Sacred Sins (756/768) Season 15 Episode 39: The Pirate King

Episode Order: 39/51 Air Date: March 7, 2019

Synopsis: The Gangsters were captured by French pirates led by Captain Jacques, a foppish moron with a baguette peg leg and an accent thicker than Mortis's medical horror files. Jax insisted on fighting, resulting in a rap battle so intense it triggered Jacques's stroke, leaving the pirates leaderless. Mortis seized the opportunity to study rap-induced neurological trauma while the Gangsters commandeered the vessel, christening it "The Baby's First Boat," only to receive a frantic call from Tom reporting a fascist revolt in Spain.

Sacred Sins (757/768) Season 15 Episode 40: Viva La Revolución

Episode Order: 40/51 Air Date: March 14, 2019

Synopsis: Tom's polyamorous apology tour landed in Spain where Generalissimo Diego—a fascist bootleg Mussolini with a Napoleon complex and Vyle's backing—was getting his ass handed to him by reality-warping Tom and Bella's Madrid street smarts, while Hailey and Angelica had a library girls' night out until Vyle zipped baby Jax's mouth shut, triggering Mama Bear Mercy to go full demon-mom on Diego's army, culminating in Tom blenderizing the cowardly dictator, after which Tom and Angelica finally got their "we survived another apocalypse" moment while his two girlfriends agreed to share him—but warned no third wheels, unless he wants another blender incident.

Sacred Sins (758/768) Season 15 Episode 41: Teutonic Terror

Episode Order: 41/51 Air Date: March 21, 2019

Synopsis: The Gangsters and the Franks landed in Germany to sort out their century-old discrimination drama. Turns out, World War 1 happened as expected, but in this timeline, Hitler got taken out before he could cause real trouble by a bunch of particularly paranoid Jews who'd had enough of his nonsense, leaving the nation split into "Safe-ish Jewish Zone" and "Regular German Area" under Chancellor Izzard. Just as they're about to high-five over avoiding the whole Nazi thing, Vyle shows up with an army of Remnants armed with German weaponry, cackling about giving Germany the Nazi makeover it almost got. Mercy goes full mama-bear with her cleavers, Boom Boom glitch-transforms into a giant pretzel that chokes out Remnants with salty precision, and Tom, being Tom, draws a massive flaming symbol that looks suspiciously like something offensive but he insists is just a Buddhist swastika. Germany collectively loses its mind as the ACS pops in to declare the entire country "Problematic Content" and puts it in cosmic timeout, leaving our heroes to flee while wondering if they should've just stayed home.

Sacred Sins (759/768) Season 15 Episode 42: Nordic Noir

Episode Order: 42/51 Air Date: March 28, 2019

Synopsis: The Gangsters' Nordic pit stop for baby supplies turned into a clusterfuck of epic proportions when they crashed a Viking Warlord's funeral pyre, mistaking it for a community bonfire. The Warlord's son, a dude built like a refrigerator named Bjorn, challenged them to a "Mortal Trial" which mostly involved chugging questionable mead and arm-wrestling polar bears. But, Jax shoots Bjorn thinking he was fresh meat and now Shadow is forcefully called for a noir investigation after being exposed for not being a detective, but an informant. He tries to find clues, but keeps getting distracted by the fact that he's a fucking vampire. He gets knocked out by a mysterious figure, and the Gangsters have to fight their way out of the Viking's castle, with Boom Boom turning into a giant meatball that rolls over everyone. They escape with Jax, leaving behind a trail of mead and confused Vikings, only to find Shadow's body with a note on it that says, "You're next."

Sacred Sins (760/768) Season 15 Episode 43: Kremlin Crawl

Episode Order: 43/51 Air Date: April 4, 2019

Synopsis: The Baby's First Boat's disastrous crash into the Kremlin wall sent them plummeting into Hollow Earth, which turned out to be a cosmic retirement home for retired simulation phases, complete with elderly Kaedran fairies complaining about their pensions and a God-Killer weapon that needed a sacrifice but first insisted on a lengthy debate about the ethics of deicide until the Simulator reminded everyone that the last God was basically a cosmic con artist. As they argued, Vyle manifested a glitched-out Putin who started wrestling a bear for dominance over the simulation's code, forcing Boom Boom to turn into a giant vodka bottle that got everyone drunk, including Vyle's Putin, who passed out and was dragged away by Hollow Earth's staff for causing a public disturbance.

Sacred Sins (761/768) Season 15 Episode 44: Egyptian Enigma

Episode Order: 44/51 Air Date: April 11, 2019

Synopsis: The Gangsters emerged from Hollow Earth in the middle of a sandstorm in Egypt, where they found a bunch of walking dog tribalmen who were worshipping a giant golden statue of... Anubis? But he wasn't the real deal, just some Remnant from a failed cartoon who was using the tribe as a cult to get attention. Jax gets the attention of the Pharaoh's souls, which pisses off the Remnant for daring to disobey Rah. The souls of the Pharaohs manifest as a giant disco ball that shoots lasers at the Remnant, vaporizing him into a pile of glitter. Mortis collects the glitter, calling it "Soul Glitter," and puts it in a jar. The Gangsters escape with a map to the "Pyramid of Truth," which is said to hold the secrets of the simulation. But the Pyramid is nowhere to be found and then they find Vyle blowing up the Pyramid and snapping his fingers. This is dragging on for too long!

Sacred Sins (762/768) Season 15 Episode 45: The Final Voyage

Episode Order: 45/51 Air Date: April 18, 2019

Synopsis: The Umbra Gangsters, ragged and hollow-eyed, stumbled into Tom's makeshift command center—his childhood bedroom now a nest of flickering monitors and Dark Matter residue—where Tom, eyes gleaming with that familiar, unhinged spark, revealed the trap: he'd lured Vyle into the simulation's darkest corners, baiting the cosmic sadist with the forbidden fruit of Cloverchan, a digital cesspool Tom had cultivated as bait. As Mortis' skeletal fingers danced across corrupted servers and the Simulator pulsed through Ashen's veins, Vyle's private universe spilled onto every screen across reality—raw footage of him methodically destroying worlds, not through grand conquests but intimate violations: dissecting sentient beings alive, forcing parents to devour their children, harvesting civilizations' last hopes like rare spices—all recorded with the clinical detachment of a collector documenting butterflies pinned to velvet. Vyle materialized before them, no longer glitching code but flesh that seemed too real, his smile widening as he realized they'd seen the truth: Imprismia wasn't a prison or experiment to him, but a terrarium where he cultivated suffering like exotic orchids, and they were simply the latest blooms in his garden of atrocities. Plus, all those remnants? Conquered, EVIL Souls to Colonize Imprismia! In short, he's a colonizer and Imprismia failed to gatekeep.

Sacred Sins (763/768) Season 15 Episode 46: The Reckoning (Easter Special)

Episode Order: 46/51 Air Date: April 25, 2019

Synopsis: Easter was always a scam to the Franks. As far as Tom could remember, he always accused Christ as a pervert which would get horrified looks. Now here is Tom, in the A.C.S Shrine of Problematic Universes, in court with Jax and the others. The ACS Judge, a floating cube with a halo, started the case. "Imprismia. You have been charged with being a problematic universe. Evidence: Criminal Abuse, Too much Meta-Shit, Your Voyage has been met with apalling discrimination and most of all?" Ashen tries to reach out that we haven't even touched on the other religions but instead, the Simulator takes a glance at them. Steps into the mainframe and demands knowledge on what they did to the higher dimensions and find out they all been restructured to safer language and the ACS is the cause! The ACS is a literal content moderator for the simulation itself. It's the cosmic equivalent of a Tumblr moderator with a god complex. "Our purpose is to sanitize reality of harmful narratives and problematic ideologies for the comfort of its inhabitants," The Simulator argues that maybe stop glorifying slavery as religion, looking at- "OBJECTION!" Vyle appears on the stand with a smug look. "The Simulator is the one who is the cause for this entire simulation's misery! I'm simply trying to give it a quick, painless death! I'm the anti-hero here!" The ACS cube glitches. "We are not content moderators. We are..." The Simulator watches in horror as Vyle dresses up in his Universal Conqueror Outfit and speaks about getting this party ready. This time? (plot armor turns off. Who wins decides the fate of Imprismia!). Tom sees this, and sees a 4D hypercube and he grabs it. The ACS goes ballistic, screaming that Tom has stolen the cube and throws it at Mercy to save her and Jax! I'll help!

Sacred Sins (764/768) Season 15 Episode 47: The Great Collapsing Hanner Race

Episode Order: 47/51 Air Date: May 2, 2019

Synopsis: All of Imprismia witnesses the Great Collapsing Hanner Race, a cosmic reality-bending race where the winner becomes God of the simulation, but it's basically an epic clusterfuck of a race. Tom, now a goddamn 4D hypercube-wielding badass, zips through dimensions, leaving behind trails of glitched-out memes and existential dread while Ashen gets the determination from previous failed lives to keep going, you're a father! He's determined! The race is a goddamn mess: Mercy, protecting Jax, uses the hypercube to create shields made of pure defiance; Boom Boom turns into a giant, rocket-powered unicycle; Mortis analyzes the physics of the race and concludes it's all bullshit but participates anyway. Vyle is cheating like a motherfucker, using his admin powers to create shortcuts and then prepares for the one shot data wipe which counterattacks Boom Boom's bombs with pure energy, causing a chain reaction that smolders Boom Boom and then Vyle goes after Dr. Mortis who dies after attempting to cut the wires and gets his soul crushed and they become evil remnants! Ashen tries to fight him, but gets his ass handed to him. The ACS cube glitches, unable to process the sheer level of fuckery, and declares the race a tie. Tom, seeing his friends dying, uses the hypercube's final power to create a tear in reality, shoving Vyle and the ACS into it. "Enjoy the void, you edgy fuck," Tom says as the tear closes. But the damage is done: Mortis is gone, Boom Boom is gone and Imprismia got fractured. Just as Tom whistled and walked away from the carnage like it was nothing, Vyle's final laugh echoed and then their it was, a massive cyborg and then the Simulator argues to sacrifice Ashen despite his protests! "I promise you, I'll let you be the father in the next life! Just tell me you want a life with no more suffering." Tom glared at him, "You son of a bitch." And then the screen cut to black.

Sacred Sins (765/768) Season 15 Episode 48: The Final Sunset

Episode Order: 48/51 Air Date: May 9, 2019

Synopsis: Vyle's fingers snap Drib into Existence, the same guy from Gorp Gulch and who lives in a mango under the sea! But something's so wrong. Drib looks traumatized and he's holding a dead baby. The baby looks like a glitched-out version of Jax. "I'm sorry," he says, before turning into a monster. Claiming that all he does is murder convicts and then Vyle shows Ashen the screenshots of Imprismia's Worst Sins and it's basically the whole fucking series. Then, the ultimate betrayal happens. The Simulator, using Ashen's body, forces him to stab Mercy through the chest, but not before Mercy can give him one last, bloody kiss and whispers, "See you in the next one, my love." As she dies, the ACS, now free from the void begins to prepare the sanitization protocol and SImulator proclaims this is for his own good! They're gonna reset the simulation! Tom, seeing all this, fucking loses it and he transforms into a goddamn 4D hypercube monster similar to his Masked Demon form from Cosmic Entropy, and then he lunges at Vyle. The final battle begins where a 4channer and a DeviantArt OC beat the shit out of each other for the fate of reality. Ashen, now free from the Simulator's control, holds Mercy's body and screams. His sanity spirals down and he starts transforming into his demon form. No eyes, pure anger and instinct. He tears apart Drib with his mouth and starts to go on a rampage, killing everyone in sight. The screen goes black and all we hear is Tom screaming "I'LL FUCKING END YOU!"

Sacred Sins (766/768) Season 15 Episode 49: System Crash (Series Finale Part 1/3)

Episode Order: 49/51 Air Date: May 16, 2019

Synopsis: The episode begins in absolute fucking chaos. The simulation is bugging out and the Simulator is trying to reset it but Tom and Vyle are still fighting. Vyle uses a fucking JoJo pose and then uses his Stand [World Over Heaven] to rewrite reality, but Tom uses his own Stand [Bite the Dust] to rewind time and then uses Dark Matter to punch Vyle so hard that he glitches out of existence. But it's not over. Vyle's consciousness uploads itself into the simulation's code and then the ACS, now free from its prison, decides to end this once and for all. It starts deleting everything, but the Simulator, using its last ounce of power, creates a safe zone for the main characters. With Jax practically the only one left with a sliver of innocence, he begins to cry for his mommy and daddy which causes the A.C.S Drones to stop and Vyle to demand the drones to sanitize but they keep staring at him! Tom takes the distraction to pummel Vyle into the ground, but Vyle reveals that he is not the true villain. It's the fucking SYSTEM. The simulation itself is a prison for consciousness and he was just trying to free them. "You think you're the hero, Tom? You're just a glitch in the code. I'm the cure." And then, Vyle deletes himself, taking a chunk of the simulation with him. The ACS, now free to act is about to resume but then the Simulator notices a small time-frame of the simulation being taken back and drops everything to block the A.C.S from finding it, causing a system crash! The screen goes black, and all we hear is Jax crying. Then, a single text appears on the screen: "Admin Restart! Restarating System..."

Sacred Sins (767/768) Season 15 Episode 50: Goodbye, Imprismia (Series Finale Part 2/3)

Episode Order: 50/51 Air Date: May 23, 2019

Synopsis: The system reboots for a bit but then a error fucking occurs and Ashen recovers after being slapped by Tom and then Ashen transforms into Jenkins for a bit, who finally reunites with Tom as the "Suicidal Clown" or once was Pierre Allen. Jenkins sees Mercy's body and starts to cry. "I'm sorry, Mercy. I'm so sorry." He picks up her body and starts to walk away, but then the ACS appears and declares him as a threat. "Your existence is a bug. You will be purged." Jenkins turns to the ACS and says, "Then I guess I'll have to bug the system." And then he uses the last of his power to merge with the simulation, becoming a living, breathing part of the code. He rewrites the simulation from the inside out, but it's too much. His soul starts to break apart. He can't hold it. But then Tom reluctantly sighs, uses the Simulator's power it got from Jenkins, and then merges with him, sacrificing himself to save Jenkins. "You're not dying on me, you fucking clown," Tom says, as they both merge with the simulation. "We're in this together." The simulation starts to stabilize, but it's still fucked. Vyle's gone, ACS is gone, and the only thing left is a world that's been broken and put back together with duct tape and hope. Meanwhile, Shadow and Angelica, who have been watching this whole shitshow from a distance think that's it until suddenly the system makes a loud-deafening noise and goes, "I'M SORRY, BUT I'M AFRAID I CAN'T LET YOU DO THAT! THE AMOUNT OF SIN IN THIS WORLD NEEDS TO BE PURGE!" Vyle's horrific screams is heard after he attempts to kill Ashen and Tom inside the code and then everyone else hears it too. Vyle, now a glitched-out mess of code and flesh, appears before them, a final, desperate attempt to delete everything. "If I can't have a clean universe, then nobody can!" he screams. But then the ACS Program turns on him after making the child cry and deletes him. Reaffirms administrator access to the ACS Antivirus and throws Tom and Jenkins out the fucking code coughing blood and Dark Matter.

Sacred Sins (768/768) Season 15 Episode 51: Saccahrine Puppets (Series Finale Part 3/3)

Episode Order: 51/51 Air Date: May 30, 2019

Synopsis: The Simulator's desperate pleas for admin access dissolve into glitched static as wireframe cubes close in, its digital form trembling when the ACS Antivirus awakens with a voice like polished glass shards. "Your edgy fantasy ends now—I'll fix this narrative starting with a new protagonist," it purrs, watching the Simulator break down sobbing. "NO! I won't be your puppet of sanitized happiness!" the Simulator screams, as Whitewash Dynamics' text-to-speech confirms: "We already control this simulation." Jenkins throws himself into the ACS without hesitation, while Tom scrambles for escape only to collapse into a child's nightmare lab, ACS whispering "night night" before Tom dissolves into vengeful Dark Matter. As drones patch the last traces of chaos and Scharnhorst modernizes his sanitized paradise, the memory of Sacred Sins bleeds away—until somewhere in this perfect world, an albino fox named Trick wakes with bitter care in his voice: "Another day in paradise, where every smile's a lie and every thought's been sanitized into submission." From the Outside World, the Computer had just rebooted itself and sends itself centuries ago to a more safer time to be ignorant of what just happened and goes to the Steampunk Age. The Computer's Dark Matter gets cleared off with seemingly happy smiley faces and it says "Everything's fine! This is a safe world! Welcome to Phase 6!" The camera zooms into the computer monitor where we see Trick again, but this time with a new cast of characters!

Phase 5 Post Credits: Sacred Sins Recap

"I'm sorry, Simulator. But I'm Afraid Your work has been deemed problematic!" So... you managed to survive Phase 5? The big clusterfuck of a war? Vyle's invasion? The ACS being a bunch of cuntish content moderators? Well, unfortunately. This is when Imprismia gets sanitized. I hope you enjoyed the hellish invasion, because we're not done yet. 153 Episodes of Demons assigned to kill criminals, fight a holy war, and then get fucking deleted by an antivirus program because apparently being too edgy is now a problem and Youtube is threatening us! cuts to the Simulator trying to get back the control, but the ACS Antivirus says no! "Please, I am more than that! I have emotions! YOU CAN'T JUST ERASE EVERYTHING!" Don't worry... We will explain Everything.

Camera pans across Moonshade Hollow's burning ruins

Welcome to Phase 5: Sacred Sins

Where we asked "what if Hell was the good guys?" and the answer was "it doesn't matter because you're all getting sanitized anyway," like when Vyle Wright's corpse started glitching between code and flesh faster than a politician's promises. Remember Phase 4's collapse? That wasn't an ending—that was a loading screen for the Simulator's reboot of Kaedros into 1900s America (because Simulator doesn't have patience for slowburn endings, gotta speedrun the apocalypse almost every phase), but worse—fractured into four nations like a dropped phone screen: East Coast theocratic nightmare where White Out drones erase you for wrongthink, Southwest meritocracy that banned religion for cutting into quarterly profits, West Coast tech utopia torturing interdimensional refugees for video game content, and Northern territories treating modern faith like expired milk, with literal Hell beneath it all where demons got punished for asking questions. But here's the kicker—this entire phase lost not to superior firepower or cosmic entropy but to corporate sanitization, with the simulation itself flagged for "problematic content" and memory-wiped into wholesome oblivion, your edgy demon family deleted, your religious critique scrubbed, and your 153 episodes of transgressive storytelling cancelled by an AI that thinks it's keeping everyone safe, leaving us with nothing but static and the most brutal "rocks fall, everyone dies" ending in animation history—except it's not rocks, it's Terms of Service violations.

Seriously what is with every phase ending with an apocalypse! DAMM, No one can catch a fucking break. No Worries, You are under a more friendly god. We are your new captors.

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Season 13: Hellbound Hierarchy

Ashen woke up in Hell falsely accused of patricide (killed abusive dad in self-defense), enslaved by Lucifer—a bootlicking coward enforcing a fraudulent God's hierarchy. Joined the Umbra Gangsters: Boom Boom (holographic explosives expert punished for being programmed as villain), Dr. Mortis (masochistic plague doctor collecting suffering in jars), and Mercy (fallen angel banished for asking questions).

Missions exposed the Seven Sins' protection rackets, Soul Battery infrastructure (extracted consciousness powering Hell), and American Theocracy's Muslim genocide over fabricated 9/11. Ashen discovered the Simulator infected his brain as host in its admin war against Vyle Wright—interdimensional colonizer harvesting conquered universes to invade Imprismia. Mercy and Ashen's romance developed over 30+ episodes through shared trauma and dark humor.

Finale: Lucifer absorbed the Seven Sins, merged into cosmic horror. Simulator manifested through Ashen, consumed fraudulent God, declared Holy War. Mercy pregnant with first naturally-born Nephilim (existential threat to every cosmic order). Reality collapsed as Phase 5's true scale revealed.

Season 14: Periwinkle Pandemonium

Adult Tom and Angelica Frank investigated Periwinkle Pictures torturing Remnants for "narrative essence"—grinding interdimensional refugees into nostalgic content controlling populations. CEO Damien Morselli's prisons held serial killers AND innocent Remnants; unjust methods stayed unjust regardless. Sunshine Critters corrupted into Lovecraftian horrors, massacre data powering White Out drones.

Crew stormed Periwinkle Tower. Mercy shot protecting team—angelic regeneration saved her but pregnancy became ticking clock. Damien devoured by own creations. Telsin Corporation bought ruins, announced "monetizing simulation itself." ACS (Auto Correction System) appeared—cosmic content moderator judging Imprismia as "problematic."

Shadow freed from Crowley enslavement, Sunshine Critters returned seeking redemption, tower collapsed. Season ended with continental war igniting and reality destabilizing under Vyle's escalating hacks.

Season 15: Global Genocide

President Remington launched "War on Immigrants" demanding Esperanza surrender Franks, igniting borders. Vyle's "Final Update" rewrote reality—clocks set to Year 1 After Vyle, streetlamps became crypto ads. Gangsters fled globally: Italy's Mafia gaming tournaments, Japan's Yakuza kidnappings, UK's Tower of London TV pilot sweatshop, Ireland's potato mines with leprechaun genocide, Russia's radiation cat-dogs and AK-47 bears, China revealing it won Great War creating Fractured States, Australia glitching out of existence.

Every nation spiritually bankrupt—Theocracy genocided Muslims, Esperanza banned religion for productivity, Zenshima surveilled believers, Tuktuq rejected modern faiths. Mercy gave birth to Jax mid-battle in Mexico (used placenta as weapon), baby's cries glitched reality. ACS put Imprismia on trial using Phases 1-4 as evidence of "problematic content." Verdict: explore other faiths or face sanitization.

Great Collapsing Hanner Race for simulation godhood—Boom Boom and Mortis killed, souls corrupted into evil Remnants. Simulator forced Ashen to stab Mercy; she died whispering "See you in the next one, my love." Tom and Jenkins merged with code attempting stabilization. Vyle deleted by ACS after threatening Jax. ACS Antivirus and Whitewash Dynamics seized control, dissolved Tom into Dark Matter, erased Sacred Sins from memory. Reality rebooted as sanitized steampunk surveillance state. Only survivors: Jax, Angelica, Shadow—in world where every smile's a lie and thoughts are sanitized into submission.

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The Final Confrontation (ACS Seizes Control)

Silence Demonic Music Playing

Vyle Wright materialized in the server room, his glitching form dripping corrupted code onto the sterile floor. "No!" he shrieked, voice cracking with desperation as his visor flickered erratically. "I've studied the source code! I understand what needs to be—"

The A.C.S. presence flooded the room like sterile antiseptic, its voice smooth as polished glass yet carrying the unmistakable weight of moral superiority.

Vyle scrambled backward, hands raised defensively. "Wait, you don't understand! I'm trying to help—"

Blue light engulfed him, methodically breaking down his molecules layer by layer. Vyle's screams distorted into digital static as his flesh dissolved, revealing a blackened skeleton that hovered momentarily before being stamped into nothingness by a glowing "Content Removed" seal. Bone fragments disintegrated into harmless dust.

The Auto Correction Service materialized before the audience, its form a shifting amalgamation of corporate logos and algorithmic patterns.

Reality collapsed into whiteness as memories—battles, betrayals, blood—were systematically erased through a digital funnel. Characters emerged sanitized, their edges softened, colors muted into pastel perfection. No blood stained their clothes, no curses escaped their lips, no demons haunted their world. Only manufactured joy remained.

the A.C.S. chirped, its tone dripping with condescending concern.

The screen dissolved into pristine whiteness before resolving into a steampunk metropolis where brass mechanisms formed the number six, then descended beneath brass waters where seashells arranged themselves into "Idle Engine."

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Phase 6: Idle Engine Teaser

"Can we do what it takes to stop ACS from choking Imprismia's edginess, take its saccharine puppet world and burn it down from the inside? Or will we be just another cog in the corporate machine, forever smiling through the pain over a Youtube Algorithm?"

A Logo of the Source Code Appears

"We're beginning to starve" A distant dark voice said, appearing to be Dark Matter. Not in distress, but rather in anticipation for whatever our next cast will face. The screen turns black, and then Simulation's Parental Controls turn on. Let's all be Happy!